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Romance › Re: 10 Characters Young Guys Exhibit When Trying To Get Under The Pant Of A Lady by tosyne2much(op): 5:49pm On Feb 01, 2015
yemi2plus:
11. He begs for It like his life depends on it.

12. He drags your pant like you stole it from it.

Talking from experience.
ooooooh boiiiiiii... Nawa 4u oooooh grin
Romance › Re: 10 Characters Young Guys Exhibit When Trying To Get Under The Pant Of A Lady by tosyne2much(op): 5:15pm On Feb 01, 2015
Kazrem:
You didn't italicized this. Forgot or just decided to change it.
woooooow !!! How did you know that I forgot to italicize it ? wink
Romance › Re: 10 Characters Young Guys Exhibit When Trying To Get Under The Pant Of A Lady by tosyne2much(op): 5:01pm On Feb 01, 2015
Cutehector4u:
sharap. U knw I aint lyn. Lool. Btw guys guys, if u wana successfuly bleep a gurl, dis is wad u'd do. Wen she comes ova to ur house, mk her feel comfortable. If she wants to sit on d couch, sit far away frm her, wen she wants to sleep on d bed, sleep on d couch. I tell u solemnly, if she no beg u for bleep, come and read my comment again. grin
hahahahahahha roflwkmd grin

bro, i dont know what you are talking about
Romance › Re: 10 Characters Young Guys Exhibit When Trying To Get Under The Pant Of A Lady by tosyne2much(op): 4:29pm On Feb 01, 2015
Cutehector4u:
U don watch another of basket mouth comedy video concerning tryn to get unda d pants of a lady abi
hahahahaha cheesy

sowi i dont watch all those comedy shit... me sef na comedian of my own wink
Romance › 10 Characters Young Guys Exhibit When Trying To Get Under The Pant Of A Lady by tosyne2much(op):
First and foremost, I prostrate and sincerely apologize to all my guys for this write-up cos I know this is an eye opener for the ladies. Guys abeg make una no vex for Tosyne ooooo

Oooowkay, without much ado, let's get to business

These are the characters guys exhibit especially when trying to get laid either with their girlfriends or otherwise. Even if you have outgrown these characters, you must have one point in time exhibited them especially when MEN were BOYS wink

Just sit down, relax and don't be in a hurry to read

10 Characters Young Guys Exhibit When Trying To Get Under The Pant Of A Lady

1. He Tries To Hide his manhood
This really sounds funny. When he starts having erection, he tries to grab his pillow and stylishly uses it to block the region of his manhood mainly because he doesn't want to be seen as being desperate. It's just one of those signs

2. Smiling Sheepishly
YES an average is likely to smile sheepishly even when everything seems to be boring. You have both been talking and he has not been smiling and suddenly, he keeps smiling and trying to make fun out of something. That is one of those signs

3. Confusion
Confusion overwhelms him when thinking of how to start. He starts going in and out of the room for no reason. You might think he has something doing outside. * if I hear *

4. He Keeps Checking When The Movie Will end
Hahaha !!!! This is very hilarious. You are watching a movie on his laptop and when he sees that the movie is taking so long, he will start moving the cursor just to check when the movie will end

5. He doesn't want you to watch another movie
When the movie finally ends, joy overwhelms him because his prayers have been answered.. Hahaha !!! But when you try to watch another movie, eeehnnn !! If I hear say he gree, he might quickly shut down his laptop saying he wants to reserve the remaining battery

6. He stops talking
Someone who has been talking and making fun suddenly stops talking. Isn't that funny ? Hahaha.. He knows you are probably going to ask him why he's no more talking

7. Asking unnecessary Questions
When the fan or airconditioner is seriously blowing, this kind of question might pop up, hope you aint feeling heat sha ? **Ooooga we know what you are up to jhoooor **

8. Keeps Focusing on you
Someone that has not been focusing or starting suddenly starts gazing at you to the extent that you keep feeling uncomfortable, it's one of those signs

9. He asks when you are leaving
You have been with him for the past 3 hours and the moment you tell him you would be leaving soon, he starts begging to stay a little longer

10. Flattering You Unnecessarily
He is likely to flatter and praise you just to get what he wants. He will tell you you are the prettiest lady he has ever come across and that you are a wife material. ** if
I hear **

** Guys I sincerely apologize once again ** wink

Writer: tosyne2muchhh !!!!

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/02/10-characters-guys-exhibit-when-trying.html
Romance › Re: 11 Ways Girls Indirectly Beg For BIS Subcription Via BBM Status by tosyne2much(m): 8:00am On Feb 01, 2015
Mathematical:
Loolz.. yeye.. Morning.. Happy new month dear
I wish u the same.. Make sure u dance well in your church today u hear ? grin
Romance › Re: 11 Ways Girls Indirectly Beg For BIS Subcription Via BBM Status by tosyne2much(m): 7:36am On Feb 01, 2015
Mathematical:
Ion seek anything from a guy, not even from my guy.. apart from ceremonial gift and such.. you dig?
YES it's true you don't seek anything from me
Romance › Re: Apart From Religious Reasons, Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? by tosyne2much(m): 12:53am On Feb 01, 2015
cool
Romance › Re: Apart From Religious Reasons, Why Should We Avoid Premarital Sex? by tosyne2much(m): 11:21pm On Jan 31, 2015
What a brilliant write-up by Mizmycoli

Btw, this write up no con-sign me because I don't even know what the kitty-cat of a full grown lady looks like wink
Romance › Re: How True Is This, boys Do Love To Be Raped by tosyne2much(m): 9:36pm On Jan 31, 2015
mytime24:
nw i knw
that's what it is wink
Romance › Re: Seven "Dating Decisions" That COULD Ruin Your Relationship Forever >> For Ladies by tosyne2much(m): 8:47pm On Jan 31, 2015
Emusmith, what a brilliant write up.. May God increase you in wisdom and knowledge
Politics › Re: Open Letter To President Jonathan By Army Officers by tosyne2much(m): 1:52pm On Jan 31, 2015
Seun:
Some parts of the letter seem politically oriented. However, it names some specific names, which is helpful, but I was hoping for more info.
Oga Seun, U didn't reply my mail.
Romance › Re: How True Is This, boys Do Love To Be Raped by tosyne2much(m): 12:37pm On Jan 31, 2015
mytime24:
hmmmmmmm shocked
hahahahahahaha cool

dont you know that ?
Romance › Re: How True Is This, boys Do Love To Be Raped by tosyne2much(m): 12:20pm On Jan 31, 2015
mytime24:
hpe dis's nt ur pic
hahahaha lwkmd grin

Chaiii rape dey sweet die oooh
Romance › Re: Some Things Involved When A Girl STARTS Revealing Her "Privacy" by tosyne2much(m): 10:46am On Jan 31, 2015
emusmith:
Tosyne, is Mirexxx the One? lipsrsealed
hahahahahahaha cheesy

i guess she's in the best position to answer the question
Romance › Re: Some Things Involved When A Girl STARTS Revealing Her "Privacy" by tosyne2much(m): 10:24am On Jan 31, 2015
mirexxx:
thanks dear ur a darling! smiley
you are welcome
Nairaland General › Re: Top Ten Popular Nairalanders by tosyne2much(m):
emusmith:
The Rock... You did a Great Job there!
Since NL is not a place where you write official report to companies one should worry less, and In as much as you are typing with your phone and your write up is coming right from ya head grin , it takes the grace of God to be error free

You just make sure your spellings are correct and don't use words wrongly and if at the end of the day you still find errors. Nobody is above mistakes
Romance › Re: How True Is This, boys Do Love To Be Raped by tosyne2much(m): 8:25am On Jan 31, 2015
alberto2k:
oga u know say I stubborn o grin

Oya compose the 10 things she did to you during the act tongue

If u can't publish it here, then publish It on ur blog... U know I visit regularly grin
oooyah I will publish it there tongue
Nairaland General › Re: Top Ten Popular Nairalanders by tosyne2much(m): 8:22am On Jan 31, 2015
emusmith:
My Oga! smiley
hey bros morning ooooo.. How body ?
Romance › Re: Some Things Involved When A Girl STARTS Revealing Her "Privacy" by tosyne2much(m): 8:16am On Jan 31, 2015
mirexxx:
yea

are u upset wit me? cry
ur sins are forgiven so go and sin no more grin
Romance › Re: Why Does Every Girl Claim To Have A Boyfriend? by tosyne2much(m): 2:48am On Jan 31, 2015
ronald4lif:
Guys easily misinterprete a girl whenever she says she doesn't have a boyfriend, we take it that they are open for a new date or has a green light signal that she wants you to come get her. Forgetting that even though someone says they are single doesn't necessarily mean they want a relationship or worse still want to date you. So the easier way out is to pretend you have a boyfriend

The reason girls say they are in a relationship it's obvious, to tell guys off who pester them around. But this most times scares only unserious guys away, a serious guy will still be pushing forward until he's gotten to the extreme where he's tried all his best, then quits. And for the girls who tells they are in a relationship when they are not they end up given the serious guy(s) a chance.

Bro so next time don't take I have a boyfriend for an answer until you are sure she truly has one, unless of course you are unserious
thumbs up bro.. I wouldn't have said it better

The only thing I want to point to, is the bolded.. I wouldn't say it scare unserious guys away, it should scare both foolish and reasonable guys away. Personally I believe when a lady tells you she's in a relationship, either it's true or not, your right sense of reasoning should tell you to back off
Romance › Re: How True Is This, boys Do Love To Be Raped by tosyne2much(m):
I have been raped just once sha..

Meehn, I wish I could turn back the hands of time wink

**Quote me & I will show you why GEJ will never win 2015 election **
Nairaland General › Re: Top Ten Popular Nairalanders by tosyne2much(m): 11:54pm On Jan 30, 2015
OP, thanks for the mention cool
Romance › Re: Some Things Involved When A Girl STARTS Revealing Her "Privacy" by tosyne2much(m): 11:44pm On Jan 30, 2015
mirexxx:
love tongue
shey you know I saw that comment of yours ?
Romance › Re: Some Things Involved When A Girl STARTS Revealing Her "Privacy" by tosyne2much(m): 10:44pm On Jan 30, 2015
mirexxx:
wat am i supposed 2 do with thishuh undecided


guys listing nonsense since d days of tosyne2much undecided



kidding smiley


#peace of Jesus Christ o
hmmmmmm !!
Romance › Re: Some Things Involved When A Girl STARTS Revealing Her "Privacy" by tosyne2much(m): 10:35pm On Jan 30, 2015
mizkeleke:
Hmmmm If Tosyne2much catch u eeh.


Ah comment my reserve
lemme pretend I didn't see her msg wink
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Every Nigerian Girl Says She Lost Her Virginity Via Rape by tosyne2much(m): 10:31pm On Jan 30, 2015
AlphaGentleman:
They both copied it from some1's page so relax.
huh ?
Nairaland General › Re: Opinion: Andyblaze, Onihaxy, Tosyne2much Are More Popular Than Seun. AGREE? by tosyne2much(m): 10:27pm On Jan 30, 2015
Mrcapability7:
No de fear hmmm my man wad up
I just loyal boss.. How body ?
Romance › Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends by tosyne2much(op): 10:15pm On Jan 30, 2015
Rilamaka:
Tosyne actually, I like you very much and I enjoy your posts, but if you actually wrote this rape post as people on the thread indicated, then I don't know what to say to you .
oooooh really ?
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Every Nigerian Girl Says She Lost Her Virginity Via Rape by tosyne2much(m): 6:06pm On Jan 30, 2015
funmilayoB:
How did u come abt this thread? is it frm experience i noticed som1 said u wrote it originally. Tell d truth o
I'm the original writer of everything I post on this forum... If you see any of my threads somewhere else, be sure it was stolen
Romance › Re: 10 Claims Of Most Female Romancelanders by tosyne2much(op): 11:51am On Jan 30, 2015
prettythicksme:
hey what with you kiss
I'm doing very fyn.. I no just see ur shadow these days.. How's ur husband ? cool

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