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AgapeCharis:Yeah I know but you know people misuse that act |
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Sounds funny but they’re not funny at all. I have met quite a few of them and frankly, only God knows his true worshipers Let's get started 1. Pastors Who Will Threaten You To Give Offering These ones will preach compulsory tithing and offering otherwise hell fire is your home. In fact, they are not very analytical about the benefits attached to giving but are very analytical with the penalty of not giving your tithes and offering 2. Pastors Who Will Threaten Ladies Who Wear Trousers These ones are hypocrites who will threaten you with hell fire if you wear trouser and earrings at the expense of your salvation.. The funniest thing is that their daughters are caught in the same act 3. Pastors Who Condemn Social Network They will kick against the idea of facebook-ing, whatsapp-ing, BBM at the expense of your salvation.. What has salvation got to do with all these electrical gadgets in a technology era that we are in ? 4. Pastors Who Waste Time Beating Around The Bush Unnecessarily These ones exceed the stipulated time without even considering that not all Christians have their breakfast before coming to the church. They take an hour to analyze a simple and straight-forward Biblical verse. 5. Pastors Who Act Like Wrestlers These ones might fling their suit to the congregation as John Cena will do before fighting.. During prayers, they might even ask you to pray aggressively and throw punches to your enemies 6. Pastors Who Blow Wind A true pastor with God's annointing does not necessarily need to blow air unto people or wave handkerchief before they can receive their annointing, you see some pastors blowing wind and waving handkerchief as if their life depend on it 7. Pastors Who Want You To Speak In Tongue By Force They will force you to speak in tongue.. Many at times, you see people faking it 8. Pastors Who Want You To Fall Under The Annointing By All Means Some pastors don't want to be seen as men of God who can't perform wonders, during anointing session, when they lay hands on you and when you refuse to fall, they will go as far as pushing your head or set let's for you so that you will stagger and fall 9 Pastors Who Want You To Empty Your Pocket At The Expense Of Prosperity These one will ask you empty your pocket or drop the highest denomination you have in your pocket and they will threaten you with hardship and hard labour if you refuse to drop it 10. Pastors Who Place So Much Emphasis On Their Success I don't know if this is somewhat to show-off but I find it very annoying. During a sermon, they will tell you how many foreign countries they have gone to, how many cars they own and how their sons and daughters are the leaders of their departments in school Feel free to add yours |
Bunsky:Thanks miss.. I rili appreciate ur support |
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[size=35pt] Shout out to the best CM in this contest, Adepiero, he deserves a house full of vaseline [/size] |
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Georgematics:Thnks for ur vote broda, this vote will be considered as void.. Pls kindly go to page 0 of this thread and quote group 1, then just 2 delete unwanted monikers and leave the monikers you wish to vote 4 |
[quote author=harryfish post=28039391][/quote]thnks miss, I appreciate ur vote |
[quote author=Nellie6 post=28039456][/quote]Thanks 4ur vote miss, I rili appreciate |
[quote author=destante post=28039918][/quote]Thanks for ue vote miss.. I rili appreciate |
[quote author=mesoade post=28032870][/quote]Thanks bro for ur support.. May God crown ur effort |
[quote author=Elkewwty post=28032779][/quote]Thnks so much for voting... ** kisses ** |
[quote author=Cwaya post=28032651][/quote]thnks 4 voting broda, I rili appreciate |
[quote author=VickyyB post=28032586][/quote]Vicky you are sighted, thanks for ur vote |
[quote author=elshaddai58 post=28032560][/quote]Thnks bros, I rili appreciate ur vote |
Rilwayne001:Bros this vote is void.. Pls kindly go to page 0 of this thread and quote group 1, then just 2 delete unwanted monikers |
[quote author=priscaoge post=28032487][/quote]Thanks for ur vote miss, I rili appreciate |
[quote author=AgapeCharis post=28032437][/quote]You are highly respected broda.. Thnks so much |
[quote author=kingphilip post=28032328][/quote]Thnks baba, I rili appreciate |
[quote author=FrancisTony post=28032320][/quote]You are highly respected FrancisTony.. Thnks bro |
[quote author=kulkatty post=28032273][/quote]Thanks miss for voting 4me.. God bless |
[quote author=Juliaann post=28032230][/quote]thanks miss for voting |
[quote author=immortalvoices post=28032228][/quote]Broda mi thanks oooo |
[quote author=Marytess post=28037786][/quote]Miss thanks for your vote, buh this vote is void Pls kindly go to page 0 of this thread and quote group 1, then just 2 delete unwanted monikers |
[quote author=valmunich post=28038120][/quote]Hey parlie thanks oooooo |
[quote author=Medunah post=28036635][/quote]medunah, thnks so much for voting, I rili appreciate |
[quote author=raziboi post=28036936][/quote]Thanks for voting raziboi ![]() |
[quote author=TinyPrincess post=28036939][/quote]Thanks for voting miss, pls go back to page one and quote group 1, then you delete/add the names of ppl you want to vote out or in |
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