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Romance / Re: His Face Is Yellow But His Preeq Is Black (pic) 18+ by totowater(f): 4:34pm On Jul 24, 2017
DeGuyNxtDoor:
hahahhaha...so you like black cap bah?

Funny girl smiley


How's you today?
No dey toast another girl on my thread.
Romance / Re: His Face Is Yellow But His Preeq Is Black (pic) 18+ by totowater(f): 4:33pm On Jul 24, 2017
pryme:
I think am done with Romance section on this forum cos rētards are gradually taking over this section.


Off to music section.
Please go....who you epp?
Romance / His Face Is Yellow But His Preeq Is Black (pic) 18+ by totowater(f): 1:21pm On Jul 24, 2017
cry why always me? I met a light skinned guy sometime last week and he asked me to becoming his girlfriend. Due to my love for yellow guys I quickly agreed to his proposal. When we were about getting down yesterday I was shocked to find out his preeq is as black as baba suwe's face.

What could be the reason for this? Could he be bleaching? I can't imagine that black long rod thrusting in and out of me.
Matured advice needed please. ...

Cc:lala
Romance / Re: He Did Not Insert All This Preeq Yet e Pain Me (true Story) by totowater(f): 1:07pm On Jul 19, 2017
Harbeyg09:
You are now calling the same Lalasticlala that you accused of sending you multiple dms and even threatening you to move your post to FP grin grin.......... Quote later abeg am busy grin
All that is in the past! Lala is a good guy and I like him.
Romance / Re: He Did Not Insert All This Preeq Yet e Pain Me (true Story) by totowater(f): 12:57pm On Jul 19, 2017
SingleDad:
When you change your DP to your pimple infested male picture and change the (f) to (m) , then i will advice you on how to over come stupidity.

Bye.
What is this one saying? if you don't have any advice to give, don't talk at all.
Romance / Re: He Did Not Insert All This Preeq Yet e Pain Me (true Story) by totowater(f): 12:55pm On Jul 19, 2017
henro4niger:
use cucumber (big ones), one in the night one in the morning, the hole will open by force. don't thank me later wink wink
Useless advice
Romance / He Did Not Insert All This Preeq Yet e Pain Me (true Story) by totowater(f): 12:47pm On Jul 19, 2017
cry my pvssy is too tight for my liking, he put only the head yet e pain me.....is this normal? I can't go on like this.

Cc: lalasticlala please move to FP, I need advice.
Romance / Re: Preeq, Prick, Priq, Preek (pic) by totowater(f): 5:15pm On May 14, 2017
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Romance / Re: Preeq, Prick, Priq, Preek (pic) by totowater(f): 5:15pm On May 14, 2017
lefulefu:

dat girl for ur dp looks the shy type.she cant mention the word,"'breast" and u come get mind dey call prick...hmmmm
Don't judge a book by its cover bros.....na your type wey we women dey easily deceive
Romance / Re: Preeq, Prick, Priq, Preek (pic) by totowater(f): 5:04pm On May 14, 2017
lefulefu:
i just pity the poor babe pix 4 ur dp wey u dey use troll..
And who told you that isn't my pic? Can't a fine girl have a little fun?
Romance / Preeq, Prick, Priq, Preek (pic) by totowater(f): 4:44pm On May 14, 2017
shocked just discovered there are multiple ways to spell the male Instruments, well I love it and I am not ashamed to say it....

Nb* Whoever has a sizeable one should upload the pic for me...i no get mb
Romance / Re: He Called Me A Freak Just Because I Asked For More....advice Me by totowater(f): 11:12pm On May 02, 2017
tosyne2much:
I'm sorry bro
Na you sabi o, if you like call me bros as if na you born me.
Romance / Re: I Love Him But His Preeq Is Too Biiiiiggg, Advice Me(pic) 18+ by totowater(f): 11:08pm On May 02, 2017
NaWetinDey:
cursed children everywhere - hiding under their device keyboards and stripping for their father the devil. I pity you, totowater
I pity you too...rubbish
Romance / Re: I Love Him But His Preeq Is Too Biiiiiggg, Advice Me(pic) 18+ by totowater(f): 11:07pm On May 02, 2017
Nigerianbyblood:
You make up your stories so we make your account active and are you gay to be sleeping with another man
Mr man na you sabi o...i guess you are my mother to know my gender.
Romance / Re: He Called Me A Freak Just Because I Asked For More....advice Me by totowater(f): 11:04pm On May 02, 2017
kollog:
Seriously if all these stories I have read about u @totowater are real, then you are indeed a sex freak. Just read how I said u met an island guy with a very big cucumber and how he has expanded ur kitten and gave u a sore vaginal. Well keep it up, nothing do u. Just keep Bleep in different dick.
Please don't insult me! I am only asking for advise.
Romance / Re: He Called Me A Freak Just Because I Asked For More....advice Me by totowater(f): 11:03pm On May 02, 2017
tosyne2much:
Are you that gullible to believe almost anything? Even a two year hold boy can decipher that it's a guy hiding under that moniker, you still went ahead rendering advice undecided
Tosin kindly respect yourself! What do you mean?
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Get Wet For No Reason (pic) by totowater(f): 3:56pm On May 02, 2017
MissCuppy:
You have UTI, buy ciprotab, it will clear in 5days. Take it morning and night(12hours)
Thanks dear, would try it
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Get Wet For No Reason (pic) by totowater(f): 3:56pm On May 02, 2017
Amarabae:
Attention seeker
Na you sabi o
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Get Wet For No Reason (pic) by totowater(f): 2:14pm On May 02, 2017
ofonike:
Go c ur doctor.
I no get moni for hospital o
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Get Wet For No Reason (pic) by totowater(f): 2:13pm On May 02, 2017
axecapital:
come to my house let me advice u
If you have nothing important to say keep mute
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Get Wet For No Reason (pic) by totowater(f): 2:13pm On May 02, 2017
georgeben205:
pot dy call kettle black..... nawa oo
Don't mind the fool
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Get Wet For No Reason (pic) by totowater(f): 1:05pm On May 02, 2017
Safiaaa:
This is definitely a guy hiding behind a female account.
How u take know? Na you born me? Instead of giving me advice you are talking what you don't know.
Romance / Help!!! I Get Wet For No Reason (pic) by totowater(f): 12:55pm On May 02, 2017
I can't stay an hour without feeling some watery sensations down there, it is becoming increasingly embarrassing :-(
Anyone with a similar experience should please come and offer me advise, I am confused and don't know what to do anymore. It even cost me a job Interview last month, my interviewer noticed it and sent me out.

HELP!!
NB* AS FOR THE PICS E NO GREE UPLOAD, GLO NETWORK NO GOOD FOR MY AREA.
Romance / Re: Bae For A Day Now Available In Lagos And Nation Wide (pic) by totowater(f): 12:36pm On Mar 23, 2017
UniQuegrACE I dey interested, how do we contact you?
Romance / Re: I Love Him But His Preeq Is Too Biiiiiggg, Advice Me(pic) 18+ by totowater(f): 4:38pm On Feb 20, 2017
Billyonaire:
Choose money anytime you are in doubts. Flee from Poverty. Let me ask you. Do you know how many small diccks u will jam before meeting someone nice and rich ? Common, grow some more majora and minora and handle the money man.

Do you know why I am advising you ?

Cos I am an Island rich dude and very nice too. If you understand what I mean.
Thanks for your advice
Romance / Re: I Love Him But His Preeq Is Too Biiiiiggg, Advice Me(pic) 18+ by totowater(f): 4:38pm On Feb 20, 2017
ProudArewa:
Come to me mine is moderate
I don't do arewa people

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Romance / I Love Him But His Preeq Is Too Biiiiiggg, Advice Me(pic) 18+ by totowater(f): 4:29pm On Feb 20, 2017
cry I met this rich and cute dude at a shopping mall on the island....He spent almost 200k on me that day, buying me clothes and a new phone. After doing shakara for 3 weeks I finally decided to allow him get a taste of my honey pot. But when he brought out his joystick I was shocked to see something the lenght of a human hand. I pleaded with him to stop but he finally had his way with me, I was sore down there for a week. Now I am in love with him, I can't stop thinking of him it's just the sex part that scares me. I can't afford to lose his love and money....Please advice me....Thanks all

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Jokes Etc / Re: Some Interesting Headlines From Nigerian Newspapers (pic) by totowater(f): 3:10pm On Jan 02, 2017
grin those kidnappers dey sharp
Romance / Re: Top 5 Nigerian Actors I Would Willingly Give My Virginity To (pics) by totowater(f): 5:47pm On Dec 29, 2016
Interesting
Romance / Re: Give Your Man Like This And He Is Yours Forever(strictly for chics) (pics 18+) by totowater(f): 12:50pm On Dec 21, 2016
@virginkpekus you mean you are just finding out about this? It's called the burrow penetrative style...been using it since God knows when grin
Politics / Re: INEC To Conduct Outstanding Rivers Rerun In 2017 by totowater(f): 5:41pm On Dec 16, 2016
teebillz:
So how does this stop Zahra from getting fuccked tonight.
PM me

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