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[quote author=AntiChristian post=127323221]Ọmọ ìyà agba!

Wey hìn mama?
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It isn’t that I know how to praise you, how to pray to You, how to fast, that has kept me alive. But because I have a great God who overlooks my shortcomings. Thank you, Lord, for another year

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maybe me n my brothers sim r different

I get 1.5GB for 500

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Please what's the difference between an ASHAWO GIRL and a RUNS-GIRL

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Na today

VC confirms Dino Melaye graduated from ABU
The Vice chancellor of Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria, Monday confirmed that Senator Dino Melaye graduated from the school, although under a different name.
“From records, Dino formerly known as Daniel Jonah Melaye graduated from ABU. BA Geography” Professor Ibrahim Garba said while appearing before the Senate on Monday. He said the senator graduated in 2000 with a third class in BA Geography.
Earlier, Melaye appeared before Senate Committee on Ethics to defend himself against the allegation that he did not graduate from the school.
He presented documents such as acceptance letter, acceptance of offer of admission, result and final year dissertation to buttress his claims of being an ABU alumni.
Curiously, however, the senator said he changed his name from Daniel Melaye to Dino Melaye but did not present any affidavit to back up that claim.

Nobel Laureate, Wole Soyinka, will be officiating in the boxing match between ex-Governor of Lagos State, Bola Tinubu and Legendary five-time World Heavyweight Boxing Champion, Evander Holyfield.
The exhibition boxing match tagged “Rhumbles in Lagos,” which will hold on May 25 at the Eko Atlantic City, will be beamed live to the world.
Tinubu who endorsed the BAT vs Holyfield bout, said: “I can’t wait to knock Evander down. I’m the real champion of the world!’’
According to the project manager,
Foluke Michael, this is a private sector-initiated event designed as a contribution to the 50thanniversary celebration, of the creation of Lagos State.
“Significantly, it is aimed at bringing world attention to some health-related issues in Africa, and will focus on cases such as Autism in Children, Breast Cancer, Mental Illness and HIV/AIDS and River Blindness.”
Ms. Michael said it will also especially focus on the plight of Africans living with disabilities. The event will donate five 40ft.
containers of medical and relief materials worth over $2 million dollars to Lagos State Government and other neighbouring states, she said.
Part of the proceeds from the event would benefit not-for-profit organisations and agencies in Lagos which cater to, and were engaged in research programmes aimed at eradicating these medical conditions.

At least three persons were burnt to death in a building in a late Friday night attack on Tse-Chia village, near Kasar in Zaki Biam, Ukum local government area of Benue State.
The gruesome murder is suspected to be a reprisal attack by victims of last Monday’s massacre in Biam maintain town in a raging community dispute in Benue State, north-central Nigeria.
According to an eyewitness who spoke with Sunday Vanguard, several houses in the community were also razed in what has been a nightly occurrence.

The eye witness said;
“The attackers of Tse-Chia were led by some youths in Zaki Biam main town who identified and recognized all the masterminds of the Monday attack”,
“They know all those who participated in that massacre, so every night since after that unfortunate incident, youths from Biam visit their villages and houses to pay them back in their own coin and, where they are not found at home, their houses are razed, that is what is going on at the moment.
“It was all about fight for supremacy, which was allowed to degenerate to the level of the mass killings of innocent people and destruction of property of a magnitude never witnessed in the state after the 2001 military invasion.”

He added that the community has given up any hopes of intervention by the authorities, saying,
“It is tit-for-tat because no one has monopoly of violence.

A Student of Ebonyi State University, Modesta Irene Odoh has come out to say she has decided to become a l*sbian and shun the opposite $ex.
She wrote:
‘I have decided to be a lesbian’ and also shared her post to one of Facebook popular dating group

Happy mother's day to you iya eji

The boys whose pictures appeared bellow happen to be Yahoo plus. To further their wealth, one of them impregnated his girlfriend.

Sooner they need fresh baby for renewal d plus in their yahoo and they decided to kill the pregnant lady and take the baby out.

Though they succeeded in d killing and removal of d foetus but they were caught with hatch baby. After much beating, they have no choice than to start singing what transpired and the place where the atrocities took place

Good for them

A football commentator has lost his job after falling asleep on live television while giving his thoughts on a UEFA Champions League group stage match this week.
Dong Lu, the veteran Chinese pundit, was acting as co-commentator for LeTV's coverage of the Real Madrid versus Paris Saint-Germain match earlyWednesdaymorning Beijing time, when he dozed off.
In his defence, the 46-year-old had to stay up till3:45 a.m.to watch the kick-off - in Madrid's Santiago Bernabeu Stadium - and fatigue got the better of him in the last 20 minutes.
In footage of the match from LeTV, Dong was heard snoring at around the 79-minute mark, in an incident that had football fans across China chuckling.
However, his employers at LeTV did not take the incident lightly, as the man with 20 years of experience analysing football matches was fired from his post soon after.
Dong later apologised for the incident and vowed to continue his profession through his personal online blog.
The match in question ended 1–0, with Real Madrid getting the crucial win to secure qualification to the round of 16 with two games to spare.
'Los Blancos' took a first-half lead through substitute Nacho Fernandez, who had been on the pitch for a matter of minutes, having come on for the injured Marcelo.
Despite twice hitting the woodwork in the match, the Parisians were unable to get themselves on the scoresheet.

Benin’s long-ruling former president Mathieu Kerekou has died at the age of 82, leading to a week of national mourning.
Kerekou, a Marxist who seized power in a coup ruled for 28 years and set a new wave of African democracy.
Announcing the death on Thursday, President Boni Yayi of Benin Republic described Kerekou as “a great man.’’
He added that “in the government’s name, I declare a week-long state of national mourning with all flags in the land flying at half-mast.’’
Considered by many to be the father of modern Benin, Kerekou was born in 1933 and received military training in Mali and Senegal before joining former colonial master France’s army and rising through the ranks to major.
He seized power in 1972 and converted to a Marxist ideology two years later, although he later renounced Marxism and came to accept multiparty democracy, organising a broad-based national dialogue in 1990 and stepped aside when he lost a vote the following year.
Kerekou made a political comeback five years later and was eventually re-elected in 2001 but faced with term limits and age restraint, he ceded power to Boni Yayi in 2006.
In the streets of the capital Cotonou, the mood was sad in some quarters but celebratory in others.
While some expressed sadness, others described him as someone who murdered freedom in Benin.

@ d age of 83?

The Obalufe of Iremo, who also doubles as the prime minister of Ile-Ife, Oba Solomon Folorunso Omisakin, is dead.
By the virtue of his traditional position in the ancient town, he was the head of Ife kingmakers and next in rank to any Ooni of Ife.
Tribune Online gathered that Oba Omisakin, who was aged 83, slumpedon Thursdaymorning and was subsequently rushed to the Obafemi Awolowo University Teaching Hospital (OAUTH), Ile-Ife, where he eventually died.
Sources told Tribune Online that he had been battling with an undisclosed ailment even before the death of the Ooni of Ife, Oba Okunade Sijuwade, in July.
According to the source, "he even underwent a surgery before the death of Oba Sijuwade. He was just recuperating when the Ooni died. After the surgery, he was okay, though he looked frail but he had been managing his health since then. As an old man, I think his ailment had to do with his old age."
However, a top palace source in Ile-Ife told Tribune Online that the death of Obalufe might prolonged the process for the selection of new Ooni based on the important role Obalufe has to play on who occupies the vacant stool.
The source hinted that "traditionally, the Obalufe of Iremo is saddled with the responsibility of pronouncing the new Ooni and also presenting him to the people of Ile-Ife and Osun State government."
Confirming the death of Oba Omisakin, the chairman, Eleyele Landlords' Association in Ile-Ife, where Obalufe built his house, Chief Elijah Adeyele, said "it is true, Obalufe passed on this morning. I am just coming from his house to condole with his family."

More facts emerged Thursday on how suspected kidnappers of a former Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Chief Olu Falae, shared the N5million ransom paid for the elder statesman to regain his freedom.
Five of the suspects identified as Abubakar Auta, Bello Jannu, Umaru Ibrahim, Masahudu Muhammed and Idris Lawal were arrested by Police Special Intelligence Response Team (PSIRT) in Abuja and other locations.
The charge sheet said Auta was arrested in Niger and Ibrahim in Ondo. Muhammed, Lawan and Tanu were picked up in Ekiti States.
“Exhibits Recovered from the suspects included N823,990:00, 12 Sim cards, phone used for Chief Falae ransom negotiation and a Red Bajaj motorcycle with Registration Number KER 385 QA used for the kidnapping operation and carrying of Chief Olu Falae to their camp when he got tired of walking in the bush,” the charge sheet read.
Three of the suspects, before they were arraigned on Thursday at the Akure High Court, confessed their involvement in the abduction.
The trio identified as Umaru Ibrahim, Idris Lawal and Masahudu Muhammed, who spoke in Hausa language, but interpreted in English by a security operative, said they were given N100,000 each.
According to them, eight people took part in the operation.
The suspects said they don’t know the ring leader of the group, adding that somebody spoke with them on phone and them instructions on what to do.
Ibrahim said he lives in Akure, but declined to mention his occupation.
A top ranking police officer said Auta, who is one of the leaders of the gang, was caught with N823, 990 inside his car in Niger State.

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