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budusky05:
My Boss. Carry go Bro.






Wailers Hug T R A N S F O R M E E E E R.



Or wait till 2019.

Your failed boss u mean?

Genea:
wah

He's just jealous, he has no idea wah we share

Rone16:
What's there to enjoy about me?Stop Objectifying women..There are many other things to enjoy about a woman like personality,beauty and brains..This is why I don't want,so that I won't end up with guys enjoying my hips or boobs only

Pinchure of your beautiful ass and boobs or I call smellymouth for you

Genea:
Op thou art not well. I like my slim body, having all dose ass na load biko

baby you very beautiful if u the lady in the middle pix, as a matter of fact, you all in the pix are all gorgeous

ok

Frankraj:
You lied , is only in Nigeria that girls with big ass are usually ashawo and they feel as if no one is like them and so as they want men to be wasting money on them. I have been to south Africa and Kenya, in these countries almost all there girls have very big ass .if u just open your mouth they will follow you, you go Bleep tire . This nigeria is so bleeped up everything in Nigeria is turned upside down. Rubishh country

That's why we need to leave this Nigeria, and let only polithirfcians stay

Captainbells:
That still won't stop me from going for a butt job

hope you don see money chop finish first?

ok

JESUSBOIY:
bro you dont like yansh?

I beg you na woman yansh I like o

Rrabbit:
If na snake thread now, dem for push am go FP Asap!

You summoned courage to write that piece without fear or favour!

na so my own be for NL anything I post whether good or bad, na the pit of hell they dey put am inside for NL. I no know wetin I do lalasticlala and mynd44, I don beg make them still forgive me all my sins.

ireneony:
why should i

baby if you go u surely gonna make a win, cos you the finest and most gracious girl here on NL.

JESUSBOIY:
ah tink am in love

bros I beg with you, ahhh! I cover all the boys yansh here with Muhammed blood

Rrabbit:
Op, your write up is second to none!

I salute your courage!

bros na your footsteps I dey follow I am loyal sir

same way Jesus was surrounded by his disciples

DaddySLY:
op if say u dey here... i for give u one bottle...

bros e no still mean you still fit give me the bottle via NL

klassykute:
omo if nor b curvy and big tin i no do

Slim and beautiful like Ireneony I can take a boko bomb for her

These are reasons why you don't need big ass girls;

1) They think the whole world evolve round their bum bum;
Since they got all what the whole world needs, they get conscious to flaunt it.

2) You need a very big cucumber to satisfy them;
This is because their ass covers their toto and thereby making it difficult for a small dick guys to go in, especially when it's doggy style

3) Most of them are promiscuous;
This isn't really their fault, cos everyman needs them so the pressure gets too much.

4) Ladies with big asses hardly bear with you financially;
This is because they feel they are hot and it will be time wasting for them to stick to a broke dude.

5) They are lazy in bed, because some get lazy flipping the wide ass on bed

6) Most are not hygienic; some find it difficult scrubbing their assholes maybe because of it's large nature.

7) Finally Toto is Toto whether big or small, so next time a lady with a big ass tries to give you stress, just smile and go for their best friend who happens to be a lekpa...
Don't let anylady put you through stress whether big or small.

Yes o they must die by fire.

k

Toniaeloho:
this is my first time on nairaland , I joined because I desperately needed advise.

I still smell bad gang lie, because my first day on NL I didn't know how to quote, but you sounding like a pro, and even quoting me.but never mind, Ogun is still watching you

I see bad gang people creating new account same day posting on NL some cooked up stories... just to hit front page, Ogun is watching all of u
Check out the date registered, this kind fake stories for NLFP

YhungPablo:
guys today's is my birthday pls show me love

Hbd brother, may you live long to enjoy what buhari has in store for you.

comradespade:
uncle airforce1 ur attention is needed

leave airforce1 he nor get battery No light for kirikiri for 3weeks now.

comradespade:
pinshure or adonbilivit

hahaha that's hilarious, pls oga Basket mouth so u join nairaland abi?

Sugarcious:
You didn't mention that guy with AEROPLANE name

pls remind me the name again

I have sat down to make my research on the most popular names to Nigerians, these are house old names mentioned daily within majority Of Nigerians;

1)GEJ
Former president of Nigeria, whom most Nigerians honours for stepping down from power amongst the then political heat.

2)President Muhammadu Buhari
This is the current president of Nigeria, he's name is mentioned daily either on news or on discussions.

3)Dangote
This is Nigeria's current richest man and his products are consumed daily in most houses in Nigeria, thereby making his name mentioned daily.

4)2face
Also known as 2baba he is considered as a living legend in music here in Nigeria, maybe because of his total humility coupled with his good sense of hit making.

5)Obama
This name is a very popular name amongst Nigerians due to the fact that He's the first black president of the world most powerful nation on earth (the United States of America).

6) Tinubu;
Also referred to as Jagaban and the brain behind the formation of The ruling party Apc, Nigerians don't fall short of mentioning his name when politics is concerned

7)Fayose
This current governor of Ekiti state in Nigeria has made himself a political voice of opposition to the current regime, his boldness and fearless charisma has made him become the talk of the town here in Nigeria.

8 ) T.B Joshua
This charismatic preacher leads the airwaves in Nigeria when it comes to prophesies, Nigerians are known to be very religious, and also swift in criticising. It's said that this prophet called Tb Joshua is the most criticised preacher here in Nigeria.

9)Dino Melaye;
This name is a force to reckon with when it comes to radicalism and fearlessness, he's known for his fearless statement,flamboyant lifestyle and his rift with the Apc chieftains wife Remi Tinubu.

10)Donald Trump
His radical success has become a scar in the lips of Nigerians, his shocking and sudden success into becoming the president of the United States has become a talk of town amongst Nigerians.

You guys can add yours, and I stand to be corrected.
cc; seun
cc; lalasticlala
cc; mynd44

life

good that's all I can say, but I no go join those Nairalanders them wen dey insult pastors. I no dey o

gej my mum's crunch

but why?

ohhh so na so my dick go remain standing without where to put am. this picture has killed me, and this Ashi wen near my house don go off her phone.

oh no