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Smallville10:
But seriously, u have reasonable topics o...

Lalasticlala abeg send one of dis guy topic to front page

Thank you brother, na beg I dey beg them na. Lalasticlala I beg na.i first think say I no spell the Lalasticlala complete but my phone dictionary bring am out, so no be name spelling be issue. Please forgive my wrongs and let my sins be covered and move small of my topic to frontpage I beg.

Am angry o @ uncle Seun and Lalasticlala, I have to express myself, it's not fair na, after my hardwork and research, and other mental efforts, yet my topics don't hit the corridors of frontpage. its not fair at all o.please if na sin I commit make them forgive me, pls lala have mercy on me, Uncle Seun forgive me my trespasses I pray thee. Please and please I beg owner cos life like this tire me.
thank you all the mods.

ReorxTohGan:
Lol..Angels Don't Slap,they Prick Butts With Dia Swords!

then am finished

Please lalasticlala, mynd44 and Uncle Seun pls do the needful, honour our hero of democracy by posting this to front page

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Flashh:
I am not interested in reading it, because of the poor plagiarism. I hope this was included.

Poor ni?

Former President Goodluck Jonathan, born in Otueke, a predominantly fishing community, presently in Ogbia Local Government Area of Bayelsa State, is 59 today.



Jonathan, who was born on Wednesday, November 20, 1957, into the family of Mr. Lawrence and Mrs. Eunice Jonathan, has had a story described in many quarters as a journey from ‘grass to grace.’



This son of canoe makers, rose from a Deputy Governor of Bayelsa State to becoming Nigeria’s President, the highest office in the country.
Jonathan, who held sway as the country’s No. 1 citizen for 60 months/24days (5 May 2010 – 29 May 2015) is many things to many people.

The social media has been abuzz since midnight as torrents of tributes have continued to pour in for Jonathan, whom many described as a statesman and Nigeria’s hero of democracy.
Against this backdrop, Vanguard captures 59 quotable quotes of Ex-President Jonathan as he clocks 59 today.

Quote 1
The stronger the boat of (democracy), the more it is able to meet the challenges of its voyage and deliver on its promise to citizens.

Quote 2
The air of freedom we breathe today is the result of the sacrifices of thousands of pro-democracy activists, human rights campaigners and others who organised as civil society.

Quote 3
My political ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian.

Quote 4
No minister will be allowed to go on a mission of endless search for solutions.

Quote 5
In the comfort of our offices, let us not forget that majority of our people live below the poverty line.

Quote 6
Terrorism has no conscience and spares no one.

Quote 7
Any society or country that closes the vital valves of its democratic space cannot develop at a reasonable pace.

Quote 8
Where there is no opportunity for one man one vote, there will be no accountability and no responsibility.

Quote 9
Democracy is a journey that every nation mindful of advancing the liberty of its citizens must undertake.

Quote 10
Nobody’s political ambition is worth the blood of any Nigerian.

Quote 11
Our votes must count! One man, one vote! One woman, one vote! One youth, one vote!

Quote 12
Nobody should rig for me. I am assuring Nigerians that though I am contesting, nobody must manipulate votes in my favour. Our votes must count.

Quote 13
I congratulate the candidates of the other political parties. I regard them not as opponents but as partners.

Quote 14
In presenting myself for service, I make no pretense that I have a magic wand that will solve all of Nigeria’s problems or that I am the most intelligent Nigerian.

Quote 15
I have come to launch a campaign of ideas, not one of calumny. I have come to preach love, not hate. I have come to break you away from divisive tendencies of the past which have slowed our drive to true nationhood. I have no enemies to fight. You are all my friends and we share a common destiny.

Quote 16
Democracy calls for sacrifice and tolerance an open ear and a strong voice.

Quote 17
For the PDP family, the contest for party offices does not produce winners and losers.

Quote 18
I believe in the politics of give and take.

Quote 19
Separation of power is not separation of government.

Quote 20
We are all Nigerians and I will be a President to all. This is the new dawn we crave.

Quote 21
Our unity is firm, our purpose strong, our determination unshakable.

Quote 22
Being a Nigerian is a blessing (and) a great responsibility.

Quote 23
We have a duty to be loyal to our country.

Quote 24
If God did not will it we will not be Nigerians.

Quote 25
Our founding fathers… did not dream of a country where neighbours and friends would exchange bullets in place of handshakes.

Quote 26
I prefer to see the silver lining in the dark cloud rather than the dark cloud in the silver lining.

Quote 27
We may not have overcome our challenges, but neither have our challenges overcome us.

Quote 28
We are not sworn enemies… We are neighbours who sometimes offend each other, but can always sit down to talk over our differences.

Quote 29
Over-dependence on oil has put an unpleasant bracket in our national economic freedom.

Quote 30
Economic diplomacy does not need to be a zero-sum game where the gain of partner automatically translates to the loss of the other.

Quote 31
Peace and security are the barest irreducible conditions for social and economic development.

Quote 32
I am loyal to Nigeria’s economy. I don’t have accounts or property abroad. All my children live and school in Nigeria
.
Quote 33
The time of lamentation is over. This is the era of transformation. This is the time for action.

Quote 34
Cynicism and scepticism will not help our journey to greatness. Let us all believe in a new Nigeria.

Quote 35
The goal of achieving positive macroeconomic stability is no end in itself.

Quote 36
I have no intention to inflict pain on Nigerians. To save Nigeria, we must all be prepared to make sacrifices.

Quote 37
While we may not have landed a spaceship on the moon or developed nuclear technology, our inventors and innovators have made globally acknowledged contributions.

Quote 38
Transformation in my view simply means taking what you have and making the best of it and in so doing produce results that can bring about a paradigm shift.

Quote 39
I want to assure Nigerians that crude oil is not our ‘Black Gold.’ The real ‘Black Gold’ of Nigeria are her people and they can grow in value from gold to diamond via education.

Quote 40
We must quickly move away from partisan battlegrounds and find the national common ground.

Quote 41
Let me put you on notice: the assignment of offices is not an allocation of privileges.

Quote 42
Nigeria is a nation of resilient people. We will never yield to the forces of darkness. Nigeria will never ever, disintegrate.

Quote 43
The quality of governance is as good as the quality of the civil service.

Quote 44
The best advertisement for good governance is its positive expressions of happiness in the lives of the governed.

Quote 43
In my early days in school, I had no shoes, no school bags. I carried my books in my hands but never despaired; no car to take me to school, but I never despaired. There were days I had only one meal but I never despaired. I walked miles and crossed rivers to school every day, but I never despaired. Didn’t have power, didn’t have generators, studied with lanterns, but I never despaired. In spite of these, I finished secondary school attended the University of Port Harcourt and now hold a doctorate degree.

Quote 44
I was not born rich and in my youth, I never imagined that I would be where I am today, but not once did I ever give up.

Quote 45
As the most populous black nation on earth it seems our manifest destiny is to champion the cause of African emancipation and integration.

Quote 46
African renaissance remains an unfinished business, but the work that remains should not stop us from focusing on new priorities and challenges.

Quote 47
I am happy that the black man has put the shame of dispossession behind him and is moving on.

Quote 48
The dark patches in the Niger Delta will give way to light.

Quote 49
On the football field, nobody cares who scores for Nigeria. You can be a Musa or a Moses; you can be a Christopher or a Mustapha, nobody cares.

Quote 50
We have a duty to stand firm against those who threaten the sovereign integrity of the Nigerian state. Our will is strong, because our faith lies in the indivisibility of Nigeria.

Quote 51
Nigerians are peace-loving people; these sad events perpetrated by those who do not wish our nation well have not changed the essential character of our people.

Quote 52
No matter what it takes, we will win this war against terror.

Quote 53
Africa must declare an end to the era of self-inflicted wars and conflicts.

Quote 54
Africa must turn its begging bowls into baskets of prosperity and opportunity.
Quote 55
It is the supreme task of this generation to give hope to the hopeless strength to the weak and protection to the defenseless.

Quote 56
We must develop a democratic culture in which the will of the people will be treated as sacred and be immune to subversion by anti-democratic elements.

Quote 57
As we strive to advance our democratic development, there will be times when our will shall be tested, our patience provoked and our belief questioned.

Quote 58
The beauty of democracy is that its practice is never final and always has room for improvement no matter how old a democratic society may be. Where we falter we must not fall. When we are weak, we must not surrender.

Quote 59
If Africa can’t yet send men to the moon, we should at least organize elections that are free and fair, of which the whole world will be proud.


source:

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/11/59-quotable-quotes-jonathan-59/

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Answers are needed. honest ones.

Kenzico:
I dont understand our MODs anymore....




Thread has not yet reached (1) page, it has found its way to front page

Na backpage you want make them put am?

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sorry o

ohhh yeah

GiaGunn:
Where's your wife oga

Madam where is your husband?

Mzyouzee1:
I am beautiful hot and single....y u no like me kcee

Piece of Advice from the Towncrier, bAby if you get big yansh just send am go his fbk and instagram page, I bet you he go give you, but ready after him finish, his drivers, gate men and house boys them go tear your toto for you. still don't worry come to NL to share your travail, we will be nice to sympathise with you.

Na so we go carry broom follow them finish, then when they enter bag of rice go triple, dollars triple, I nor call name o, later some go shout sai baba, I nor still call name o, while will I mention Buhari's name am I stufid? sorry Bubu.

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Raine80:
It's not always about speed ...every action will get a certain reaction Be it hard , fast or leisurely slow and encouragement works both ways

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MarieSucre:
That is not how blessings work. Even the bible says "the prayer of a sinner man is an abomination in the sight of God". You do not utter vile things one minute and the next minute use that same mouth to utter blessings. Non-sequitur.

let your words be seasoned with salt.

So u judging me now calling me a sinner, it's your type that are like the pharises and scribes, that where persecuting Jesus, Ona know gree let Jesus rest. Every time owner call am sinner

ipain:
bloody hypocrite now calling God after insulting and generalisation.

seun mod lalasticlala please do the needful to this person that is insulting me, or else I go carry this person matter go mountain of fire alter, and ona know what that means. fire for fire.

Irene I love you and please don't hesitate to look into my proposal.

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pls I advice you visit that link baby.

vickylincon:
you are real town crier. Thanks for making my day

smiles... it's my destiny to put smiles in the faces of people. ywc

ipain:
you mother is a sex tool. You sister is a sex tool, your daughter will be sex tool you fool. I you don't learn to respect women, learn to respect the woman that gave birth to you you fool and moronic simpleton. It's very obvious you grew up in a home where women are treated a rag and I see your dad turned your mother into sex tool.

It's high time some drilled senses into skulls like yours.

Just because some girls mess up their body does not give you forking audacity to rob it on other girls. Women deserve respect. I won't take this from you. If this will me derailing this thread just to get point across, So be it.

Someone like you will give birth to daughter and announce to the world that an innocent : "Na ashawo I born" when asked what's the gender of your child. How degrading? Or your friends will say "na ashawo you born" and morons like you will sheepishly smile.

Nonsense!

God bless you and help you to become happy and joyful in life, I don't curse people that curse me. Am a child of God.

sylvalord:
Na you go help me run that one oo.. I no get strength

I understand, anything for you, for old times sake. but hope that babe when you rape no know say there don release you? because her papa dey wait for you.

haibe:
In ur mind now u are funny

haibe I resemble A.y or Bovi? I beg allow me sip my Alomo

sylvalord:
I don finish my jail term since na.. Ayam a free man now

Ok na community service remain

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sylvalord:
greet mama for me

ok when she come out of toilet I go greet her, but how you take get phone to browse from kirikiri?

ok but I would love to work in the female hostel, I don't mind even if it's a free job. It's called community service.

Pidgin2:
People like you deserve to be infected with deadly diseases for trivializing rape, may it not be well with you for this statement you made

it will be well with me in Jesus Name. you can't curse me because am a blessed man. And may it be well with you my dear. Bless those that curse you. so its well.

sylvalord:
this shii is as funny as fvck. Guy you try!

thank you but na my landlord grandmother give me the joke