₦airaland Forum

ireneony:
your friend's boyfriend diick must be very big then.
Having constant sex when the virginal is wet doesn't cause bleeding.
Maybe she was raped by her boyfriend. .who knows?
or is it as big as towncrier007, because I love his dick so much, and I can't pretend not to love him with all my life

wow!!!!! you welcome baby and I love you too

GossipHeart:
I am always loyal to Towncrier007 more than my father

you welcome son

life sha... two things I don't do;
I don't eat people's food and I don't shake hands

That's why I must marry a beautiful woman like ireneony here on NL

allansie:
What's stunning in this now?

jealousy she fine jare, show us your babe pinshure

recession

masquerade in the church, If not say God merciful na thunder for strike am instantly

Kingsley1000:
Try big butt on doggy style u wil never regret u did

bros it's like you knack one big yansh just now, hope u use detol wash prick?

Berbierklaus:
Preek and to-to matter

When a man cannot satisfy the sexual urge of his wife,this is the result.

@ the lady stabbed The effect of ameboism

the niccur above the niccur above me is a tribal bigot,some give him E-Slaps please

make your mouth dey sharp o, that niccur cassava go would you very soon

AnalyticEngine:
The Comptroller General of ass-lickers. I salute

Toto licker how is the family na

joycesims:
Your friend, its you joo

sorry am not married, and besides am a sex freak, sorry to say

2SWT:
not all problems should be brought to nairaland

they should both see a marriage counselor, it would go a long way

NL gives out professional advice and street advise which is not easy to get elsewhere

hmmmmmmmmm

This happened to a friend of mine who's very religious, He married a lady who they never had sex because he wanted to keep clean till marriage.
Now here is his complain, the lady is over demanding sexwise,she doesnt mind having it inside the car, and she never gets tired, according to my friend, he has never had sex with anyone except his wife, this over sex habit of hers is causing issues in the home, because she has threatened to cheat on him if he doesn't meet up her sexual needs. pls I need advise for my friend.

kullozone:
What kinda slim are you talking about? Because if na "THIN" then they got wider toto.
Maybe you mean average girls, not fat and not too slim.

too slim then I go break her for bed na, reasonably slim my guy.

Bitterleafsoup:
Really in June your Prisadull brag he collect $9BILLION in stolen loot. So how far with that one?

sorry am not a buhari fan, neither a fan of thief Pej.

kullozone:
Wetin i wan take flat nyash do
Make i go dey press bone? And most of them toto too dey wide sef... No offense!

I disagree with that, slim girls got tighter toto

end time indeed
And right now she's proud of it

Nutase:
Lies

lies because you guilty

ohhhhhhh congrats o our money return

Qmerit:
My dear friend/broda, you re not God and who says I won't go near him in future?
If I may ask how did he betray GEJ? Was GEJ there when he became a Gov? Hope you know all that transpired b4 he became a gov?
Stop hating that man so that you can see good things in life and I pray you achieve more than Amaechi and even GEJ IJN.

And I pray you achieve great things in life too, my Apologies

ReneeNuttall:
All these troubles just to woo a lady?smh

no my dear, it's just to knack her toto to swell up

Sirmuel1:
5 and 6 are correct. I once had a girl like that.
She go just sleep for bed like a statue. Sex is always boring with her.

exactly bro, one I got then was like that, she go just dey I go dey work the work, then she go begin shout Jesus, Jesus,god, god!!! Fear begin catch me because if Jesus answer her na hell I go find myself. Slim sexy ladies rock, but not bonny yansh o

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Question: What Will You Do? Let's hear your reaction please!

GAY

Genea:
wah do u?

baby pls post your personal pix we beg

Genea:
6, democracy avenue at independence busstop, revolution LGA, youths state.

Smiles baby! you not a Nigerian

Genea:
smiles.

wow nice to meet you smiles. I live in recession road near bubu layout and u?

Genea:
lolx

glad I made you smile... am idiot by name, what's yours?

She's not bad sha, but she's still a Virginia This is the type you eat and clean mouth, then forget cucumber for inside her leg make she go charge phone for Sultan house

Qmerit:
How do u know a failure oga.
You mean a speaker for 8yrs of River state is a failure?
Do you also mean a gov for 8yrs is also a failure. A former chairman of Nigerian Gov's forum is a failure or the present minister of transport is a failure!?

My dear it is the end that counts, all those where his previous achievement, but when he decided to go betray gej he became failure, wike made that a reality for him. so say me hi to your failed boss whom you will never go near in your entire life.

ohhh people mama