Trejcole:
Give the shoot on sight order.

Is that you guys intentionally make insensitive statements like this for fun or you're just a sadist?

Keneking:
Falana has obtained wailer's card

"Let me say, if I am kidnapped today and I pay ransom to secure my freedom, I will surely take FG to court to refund my money because it is the responsibility of government to secure my life,” he said.

- Typical thinking of most SWeners

The shallow irrational thinking of sycophantic youths like you is the reason why the country will continue to languish in nothingness and our collective future will remain uncertain. Shame on you!

ChiefPiiko:
We no wan hear any nonsense suicide or edible catering again

Lol

Nah today?
Na slap him go still use kolet efritin

Obudupikin:
Dude honesty is not a function of religion but just a matter of principle.

There are as many Christians,Atheists,Traditionalists who are as honest as the Muslim guy in your story.
And in same vein,there are some very dishonest Muslims,Christains etc.

So please,do not tie an act of honesty to religion.

Your head dey there my guy
The OP is a stereotype peddler

Natural traits of a gbef governor. Not surprised at all

godquality:
Person wey this pic outraged get another thing wey caused am. No be this pic be the person problem but na the pic make am realise say his/her life is crap and they need an outlet, hence their outrage here. That's my professional opinion as a road side therapist.

Gbam!
Ogami you finish work
You said my mind
Plenty unnecessary aggression and unwarranted anger
As I read your comment; all I was doing was ROTFL

Dauda21:
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A smart young man has recounted how he planned for his wedding 10-years before the beautiful day.

According to the man, he had been saving enough to buy himself and his bride a new car, and did so successfully, cutting off extravagant feeding at the wedding.

Read his post below:

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More @>> http://trendinghelm..com/2017/07/hilarious-see-how-this-man-planned-his.html

Wisdom niyen

Nairalandsss:
you really need to work on fixing your sleep habits. Almost 40% of the adults out there sleep less than the recommended seven-eight hours a day. Sleep is essential for the overall health and well-being. When people sleep for less than 6-7 hours every day, they are more susceptible to be affected by certain diseases. There are several health benefits of sleep than what you’d ever imagined. Adequate sleep is a key part of a healthy lifestyle and can benefit your heart, weight, mind and more.

An extra hour of sleep can make a lot of difference to your health. Lack of sleep can bring about significant changes in the body and also increase your risk of certain health issues like obesity and even early death. Here are some benefits of sleeping for eight hours sleep every day.

benefits of sleeping for eight hours every day are:

1.You’ll Be Happier: A poor night’s sleep can affect ones happiness as much as how tight deadlines can. Sleeping poorly can ruin ones day.

2.Avoids Erectile Dysfunction: Not getting enough sleep can affect the libido and increase the chances of erectile dysfunction. Sleep is considered as restorative and increases the testosterone levels that can boost the sexual drive. This is also one of the top health benefits of sleeping 8 hours .

3.It Can Help Build Muscles Easily: If you don’t sleep, you cannot build muscles. Sleep is the time when your body heals the damage done to your cells and tissues when you’re awake. During the time of sleep, the body also releases growth hormone. Lack of sleep is linked with muscle atrophy .

4.Helps You Maintain A Healthy Weight: People who sleep less are more likely to be obese. People who slept less than seven hours a night were 7.5 times more likely to be overweight, as per a study. This is due to hormonal changes that occur due to sleep deprivation. This is also confirmed in the study ‘The Association Between Short Sleep And Obesity After Controlling For Demographic, Lifestyle, Work And Health Related Factors’.

5.Prevents The Risk Of Diabetes: People who sleep six hours or less are 1.7 times likely to develop diabetes and those who slept for 5 hours or less were found to be 2.5 times as likely to develop diabetes, as noted by a study. Type 2 diabetes can also lead to other health problems such as strokes, amputations, blindness and organ damage .

6.Healthier Skin: Sleeping poorly is also associated with chronic skin conditions. It was found that people who slept for eight hours every day recovered better after an ultraviolet exposure. They also showed fewer signs of ageing, as per a study. This is one of the top benefits of sleeping for 8 hours .

7.Prevents Migraines And Other Headaches: People who don’t sleep for seven-eight hours are more likely to suffer from migraines. Poor sleep quality is associated with episodic migraine and other types of headaches.

8.Will Be More Productive At Work: Sleep deprivation can make you tiresome and also make it difficult to concentrate at work. It can take a toll on both your work life and personal life. Good sleep and rest is necessary to go about your work productively.

9.You’ll See Better: Our eyes get tired without sleep and they need a good amount of sleep at any cost. Poor sleep can lead to vision errors like tunnel vision to seeing double. You’ll also experience sleep loss hallucinations.

10.Less Likely To Catch Cold: If you haven’t slept well before being exposed to a virus, your weakened immune system is more likely to catch it. Those who slept less than seven hours a night were three times more likely to catch cold, as noted by a study. This is one of the top benefits of sleeping early in the night .

11.Less Likely To Develop Certain Types Of Cancer: People who work night shifts or have disrupted circadian cycles and don’t sleep enough are likely to encounter some health problems. Night workers are more likely to develop colon and breast cancer .

12.Fewer Heart Problems: Sleeping five hours or less a night is associated with a 45% increased risk of heart attacks. Being awake increases the blood pressure levels, and hence it is strictly recommended for adults to sleep at least eight hours every day.

These are the benefits of sleeping for eight hours every day.




http://www.naijabroad.com/benefits-sleeping-eight-hours-every-day/

8hrs sleep ke?
Not in lagos bro

BiafraBushBoy:


lol

Your signature was gotten from "The Equalizer"

Shebi?

Yes Bro
I saw it in one WW2 film like that too
Made perfect sense 2me mehn

BiafraBushBoy:
8 hours sleep is for broke assholes!!

Why should any hustler sleep 8 hours in a day?

Read this explosive Erotic story!! Vaseline crew you are welcomed

Memoir of a male sex addict

Nice...

graduating from Unilorin and serving right now tho I have regrets but God has kept me #WHENTHEREISLIFE, ..............

mma mma by Waje did it for me

after my ND in kadpoly (2008), I worked in 3 secondary schools(payed 10k, 12k and 15k). later worked with Nigerian breweries as a production line technician, then with guinness as a clerk( e no tey na hin dem bagin make me stack crates; nna mehn, my shit dry for my yansh)-was paid 20k. I later resigned and joined Nigerian bottling coy(coca-cola), worked as a CO2 production plant technician( my chemical engineering knowledge came in handy)- I worked very hard,earned 24k and a church member later saw me and offered me a job at his construction coy as a storekeeper/site engineer and supervisor- earned 36k among other plenty benefits. I got comfortable until mid 2011 when it dawned on me i had to go back to school as age was no longer on my side. I courageously enrolled in UNILORIN tru DE. I just graduated with a degree in Chemical Engineering goin for service later diz month. I thank God for the experiences and I also intend acquiring many other skills during service (catering, baking, fish farming, make up and other professional certifications. its not being easy but its been God.
#Godwillhelpusall

mzteemarh:
Lmao,you are not serious.
Don't distract my prospective suitors away from me o.
BTW, omo yoruba ni mi o swagger

hbd Ma'am, wullnp!

mzteemarh:
Lmao,you are not serious.
Don't distract my prospective suitors away from me o.
BTW, omo yoruba ni mi o swagger

hbd Ma'am, wullnp!

its well o! people dey kpoof 2much for diz pilgrimage o! God knows best sha may the dead find rest

congratulations D'tigers!

this is my first time, so pls pardon all shortcomings in my write up
IN THE BEGINNING:
sometimes in life, we pray to never encounter temptations that will never go away. as a young man in his early twenties, I encountered one of doz temptations and it changed my life. my name is Shola now in my late twenties but anytime I think about Amaka, a sweet nostalgic feeling fills up my inside. 2005 after graduating from secondary school in kaduna, I didn't gain immediate university admission like many of us that graduated tho some rich ones went straight to private universities. early the next year I was admitted to study engineering in Kaduna polytechnic so I was mostly absent from home till 2008. that was the period Amaka and her boyfriend Sunday moved into the flat next to my family at home and the beginning of my ordeal. tho i had sex a couple of times with some generous friends and colleques, i didnt know that the best was yet to come. Amaka had heared so much about me from my siblings, so she was ernestly waiting to meet me. November 2008 after I rounded off my programme, I left for home and everyone was happy to see me again. I was the quiet type, so I hardly came out and whenever Amaka came to our flat, I never left my room. this particular act of mine i think attracted her 2me the more. her boyfriend was into transport biznes and so was usually around for just 3-4 days in a month. that faithful evening in late November 2008 after a long sleep, I came out of our flat with short elastic shorts with a full erection and there in the compound was Amaka picking beans; she looked up at me and the way she smiled and looked at my bulge, I knew I was going 2be in trouble real soon.
**TO BE CONTINUED...........
PART II
I just stood there like a fool with my full erection and cldnt utter a word. she finally said "u must be a proud person o!, I've been trying 2see u for a while now and say hi but u've been dodging and ignoring me. all I could mutter was "am sorry" and I hurried back inside. I was so embarrassed coz the scenario was as awkward as it could get. I quickly too a shower, jerked off, washed off, wore a vest and shorts and sprayed malizia. I decided to make tinz right with Amaka. I walked over to her flat knocked and I heared her say "come in, its opened". I went into the living room and was confronted with large printed posters of lovers cuddling and kissing pasted on the wall. I was so engrossed in the pictures that I didn't notice when she came into the living room. I was startled by her voice "you like dat poster ryt "? and I said yes while turning. she was in a tight short that showed one of the freshest laps I've ever seen; she was very light skinned, beautiful and almost without any blemish, her tank top was quite small for her and I could see her big fleshy boobs with large nipples and she was holding a kitchen towel. "am cooking beans" she said, "pls join me in the kitchen. as she turned and walked away, I almost fainted coz of wat I saw; she had a big bum bum that can be shared among 5ladies and d way she wiggled her waist made my chairman nod. we were in the kitchen for almost 40minutes and dat was when she told me everything about her; from anambra state, third of five kids, had graduated from a polytechnic two years earlier and Suez working in a saloon her boyfriend Sunday opened for her. i also got to know dat she is 2yrs older than I am. we continued to talk from then and became good friend until her boyfriend showed up a week after. she became distant, hardly said hi and never wanted him to see us together. Sunday and hi got talking as we watched English premiership together dat weekend; he then begged me to help him put an eye on his girlfriend coz shez beautiful and guys eyes dey shine 2,4. I promised him and he left 2 days later and I was shocked to see how she started warming up 2me again. dat was when I knew she was up to something. the whole drama started 4days later when she went for her friends' birthday, had a few drinks and came back quite Hot.
2BE CONTINUED DIZ EVENING
PLS BARE WITH ME, AM QUITE BUSY AND MY BA3 IS LOW; SEE U THEN. TNX FOR UR ATTENTION.
PART III
Amaka came back dat evening quite tipsy and Hot. she highlighted from a bike and i had to help her into her apartment. in the apartment, i sat her down on a seatie and gave her water to drink. the water calmed her down and she started talking like shez just being flogged with jazz. she told me about the party and how her friends cajoled her into taking bottles of stout. i tried talking her inro going into her bedroom to sleep but refused but begged me to stay and gist with her. I yielded and she went ahead to tell me how her boyfriend dosnt care for her and dosnt satisfy her sexual needs. i just sat there lookin like a zombie and before i could say jack sparrow, she was all over me kissing me all over the face. I summoned some courage and begged her to stop but instead she chuckled childlishly and d next tin she did shocked me shocked me. she removed her top and in split seconds she removed her bra and a pair of the most beautiful boobs I've ever seen were staring at me. she put my right hand on one and b4 I knew what was happening, we were kissing hungrilly. that was when I switched on my devices and i showed exactly what i was made of. i grabbed and squeezed her left boob while I sucked d right one. she moaned softly and encouraged me. I started kissing and nibbling at her tommy and her belly button. she started wriggling and turning and when my hand got into her panties, she started moaning loudly and calling my name. i quickly removed her tight leggings and her blue panties. her kitty was quite warm and wet by now. I took tissue and cleaned her up and then I made a a very big mistake that changed everything.
2BE CONTINUED...........
PART IV
So after two whole years, was perusing through nairaland, saw my abandoned topic, belt bad and I've decided to complete it for you guys.
So lets go there......

I couldn't resist doing the next thing I did coz she had one of the most fleshy pvssies I've ever seen with thick and we'll pronounced clitoris that is now well engorged with blood, swollen and stirring at me. She was shaven but reserved some dark coily hairs just above her clit. Stirring at all these drove me nuts and like a remote controlled zombie, I dived headfirst into the shiny snatch. I started licking, sucking and nibbling at her now hot and wet pvssy and clit like it's the last assignment I had in life. While sucking at her sweet wetness, my left hand found her right succulent boob and I squeezed it and pinched the very hard nipples with my fingers. While these was going on, my right index finger dug deep into her slippery honey pot and I fingered her first gentle then vigorously. These drove her nuts, she started shaking and moaning loudly, twisting her body while scattering the sheets and pillows. She grabbed my head and pressed it towards her throbbing pvssy and urged me on, telling how good shez feeling and before I could say jack robbinson she squirted a cupful of cum all over my face. We laughed at what happened, she grabbed a sheet, cleaned her cum off my face, pulled my boxers and unleashed my throbbing deek now very erect and about to explode. She smiled at it, kissed it and started sucking it like a giant lollipop. As she did this she rubbed my balls with her right hand fingers and squeezed my hard buttocks with her left hand. I couldn't take it anymore as moments later I exploded my thick and heavy seed on her face and mouth. She swallowed some and told me how good I tasted. She then grabbed my face, kissed me passionately and told me to Bleep her like shez my last. Then something that will change everything happened.....
TO BE CONTINUED LATER THIS EVENING

9ja for gold, go falconets!