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The hottest phones on Jumia right now, remember you can get #500 discount for every item over 5000 if you place your order through me.

Well if its an attachment and you can view it on your browser then you can download it, there is always download button on the upper right of adobe reader plugin.

Just check the upper right side of your browser window, download button is there.

udswagz:
Hello house,
does Andela require a degree to apply ?

Go ahead and apply.

dovelike:
Who us Seyi shay and who is Amber? Most importantly,who is the Naked one?

I wrote n.* ak.e.d but this mods are writting unclad for me This pple funny oh.

Look carefully, they are both nak3d.

Check out the new Huawei smartphone, pics below.


Key Features:

1. Screen Size: 5
2. Processor: 1.3Ghz Quad Core
3. RAM: 1GB
4. Internal Memory: 8GB
5. Android 4.4

Price is 28,455. You can get it at 27,955 with my discount.

faith2ogesco:
Same with me

I'll just leave let it be, at least I marked the CV and cover letter as relevant files, hope you did?
Did you duplicated the two documents?

May God help us reach the next stage, meanwhile check the following links on how to get Jumia discount now.

https://www.nairaland.com/2129515/how-order-jumia-get-surprising#30416546

AwesomelyMade:
Jumia did a promo with MTN sometime In December, "recharge up to #2000 and get #2000 voucher free to purchase" on their site. I recharged up to that amount and got a text that they will get back o me. Till today, I STILL DEY LOOK them even though I never for once relied on that promo. But it's good you are fidelity

Lolz, When we say we will get back to you we will get back to you nah, when Jonathan said he promised this, he promised that you think he will deliver immediately he enter office? close to six years now we still waiting na! At least yours is just 2months Kidding, I don't know anything about that promo, I only use Quickteller for my recharge card so I did not even notice the promo.

The discount has been discontinued for now, it was fun while it lasted

Thanks to all that patronized me.




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Hello, my name is Shola M. and I'm about to introduce my Nairamates to a (tweak|hack|cheat|whatever you call it) on how you can get discount of 500naira(did I hear you say its too small then wait read till the end and see the power of 500) on goods above 5,000 naira from Jumia. Let's say you are buying goods worth 100,000, I will show you how you can get discount up to 10,000*(check below for terms and condition). I know you can't wait for it.

To start with, I work as a sales consultant for Jumia so I can honestly tell you its legit, so long as you are not paying with stolen Credit card anyway. All you have to do to gain such amazing discount is listed below.

1. Check through www.jumia.com. for any kind of goods you need or want as the case may be,
2. Copy the link to the product you will like to purchase.
3. Send the link with your Full Name, Address you want it delivered to and working phone number to 08116725552 or email it to shawlar.001@gmail.com or through PM, just choose at least one.
4. I will place the order on your behalf and use my discount code to reduce the selling P and the P is for price not point.
5. Chill, lay back as we work on delivering your goods as soon as feasibly possible.
You can give me a call on the above number if you wish but texting will do unless you have some questions you want Einstein to answer.

Frequent question people do ask and answers that work.

A. What is the difference if I order through Jumia directly?
What did you even read a thing I wrote above? huh! I said you get a ***** discount. You order through Jumia, you are not getting 50kobo discount. I know you got it, you just want to hear me say it again .

B. Can you deliver to any part of the world.
We only deliver to Nigerian address

C. I live in Sambisa forest in Nigeria, can you also deliver to my doorstep?
If you can come down to Lagos and lead the way why not, but wait a minute; however, you are already here now so we might as well just give
you your goods now before somebody gets hurt.

D. Why can't I get the discount from Jumia itself?
Well, you can only get discount through a Jumia agent, that is just the way it is since Jesus was born and not even APC can change it.

E. Can bad goods be returned?
Of course you can return defective goods and I repeat "defective" goods, not that you bought Playstation one and you suddenly realized how cool PS4 is then you think you can just return PS1 because its no longer cool. Coolness does not fuel my car. It has to be defective and returned within 14days.

F. What are your products range?
We sell everything except guns, drugs and a girlfriend that does not want Ferrari.

**Talking about the discount of up to 10,000: if you buy goods worth 100,000. Lets say you saw a watch or cloth worth 5,000naira and would like to order for 20 of it maybe for your anniversary or to line up your closet, you can order for each unit seperately and get a discount of 500naira on each one totaling 500x20 which is 10,000naira discount. You see the power of 500naira now right. I bet you never knew.

Somebody is calling already, Be right back.[/s]

For the weak at heart, you can also hire a toaster to get her warmed up.

Its all about self-image, once you see yourself as handsome and irresistible, half of the work is already done. It's not a day work anyway.

She must be the president of Team Vaseline

It would be rather interesting to know how many language the coders of Nairaland speaks.
I am not talking 'bout Hausa, Igbo or Yoruba.
I personally understand and speak Java, Javascript; HTML(don't judge, it is still a language), CSS; PHP and some C. I'm currently trying to sharpen my C vocabulary and maybe travel to python island to spend summer , to avoid snakes I might hop on Ruby on Rails.

How about you?

P.S: For those that find it hard with their first language tho', just stick with it once you master your first language(not HTML or CSS), the rest is a snap.

I will soon join you guys, Let me make some money first.

faith2ogesco:
dis shud come after dat if not ur app aint complete

I got the that exact mail mail but I actually attached my CV and cover letter during the application stages, do you think I should go ahead and duplicate it in the CV and Cover letter section of the link in the mail.
Don't wanna appear like one desperate job seeker by filling everything on their website.

edozie04:
I do beleive and a smart one at that

If she/he truly is a woman, then I'm impressed.

I don't believe the poster above me is a woman!!

I attached my CV with the application but they still sent a mail saying I might not have included my CV and cover letter. Should I go ahead and also fill the cv and cover letter forms they sent on their website.

Make I check ASAP. All require at least few years experience. Out.

Damsifrank:
What was the psychometric test like?

The bristow selection process involes 5 stages

Stage1- aptitude test ( 4 papers- eng, math, mechanical reasoning and essay writing)

Stage 2- one on one oral interview with a captain

Stage 3- CCT ( complex cordination test)

Stage 4- interview with panel

Stage 5- medical

Cross this stages and you will be on your way to IAC ilorin for 3 month then the next 1year six months in florida.

Goodluck to everyone !!!

You are very mouthed!!!
Your e-maill address please, just in case.

steppin:
Cheap modafucker!
@Op,
It's not always good. I once had the hots for a particular girl some years back. I was warming up and thinking of the best way to approach her and just like a movie, she approached me one day and politely asked for my number. I was surprised, I couldn't believe my luck. I wanted to ask why she wanted my number, but decided not to, cos she might change her mind or become shy. Either way, I wasn't taking any chances. I gave her my number and she thanked me and left.
Surprisingly, when I got a call later in the evening of the same day, it was from another girl.
She told me she was a friend to the girl that collected my number. She said she liked me a lot and wanted us to be more than friends. I was devastated, but I played along and met the girl in her place. She was cute and quite attractive, but not my choice.
I got into a relationship with her, but my feelings for the other girl always got in the way.
I eventually lost the two friends. They even stopped being friends(still saddens me anytime it comes to my mind)
Walking up to woo a guy is a 50-50 chance and ladies handle rejection pretty badly unlike men.
Stick to the body language abeg.

Who you calling cheap, I know how to spoil my ladies with my amazing culinary skills, infact if I cook for you ehn, you will become gay and fall in love with me sharp sharp.

ediko5:
bros i just wanted to puff as some clients when they want to build a 10k website.

anyway it was fun, but we shouldn't submit ourselves for people to look down on us.

i once went to a generator mechanic workshop and within one hour that i stayed there, the guy made 3700 servicing generators for 3 people and i was baffled.

can a web designer boast of dat?

3700 for an hour job... I wish nigerians take web design more seriously.

ediko5:
Well!!!

So Nigerians, una get mine run leave project were go fetch una money

Well The above post is what a client actually told me to build for 10k. I am the owner of eandetechnologies.com Since Nigerians have made web design a child's play, SO i decided to test it here on Nairaland and see if those so-called web designers who claim to build professional websites @ 7k like one i saw here on Nairaland can build that also.

Website design in Nigeria is not a career at all. You get all kinds of insult from anyhow people because to them website na website
just like one may say[b] car na car[/b].

Someone actually told me to build a site like that for him for 10k and you need to see the way the man was boasting.

@Oligcad, you said you can do a site like this for 10k if i provide domain name and hosting. My brother even with that this site is worth not less than 70k without domain name and hosting. How can you build up to 60 pages site and eCommerce functionality for 10k? that's very bad.

Now people think that website i like typing in MS Word because some amateurs learn WordPress, Joomla and Blogger within 3 days and parade themselves as professional web developers.

I can remember someone in port harcourt who asked me to build a more than 300 pages eCommerce website with custom design he draw on a paper also with domain name and unlimited hosting space for just 10k. The guy was talking like a king. he told me that there's nothing in website design.

people look down on website designers these days one guy even told me that i should come over to Osun state from Calabar and meet him before he can pay me 60k to do a job for him. Imagine the insult.

i have dump web design for now cos if your target is Nigeria, then you never start life. I will come back later and start speaking in tongues professionally with PHP, Python and Go Languages.

I know of a friend who just left secondary school 3 years but now makes not less than 20k weekly from selling eBook on "How To Make Money Online Like Internet Marketing".

Please let's come together and make website design the expensive profession it was. I remember back then in 2008 when i needed an online forum, the least amount i could pay for that was 30k. But now people can setup the same SMF for 3K. let's stop these please.

O bati so tele. You for don talk am before.
You no lie at all. Web Dev no be work here except few companie wet know the worth. Not to even talk of SEO or ORM

Wake up Neo, Follow the rabbit.

urchbarbie:
Its been extended to 13th febuary.

How many times will they extend it. It seems like they want to wait for the election results to be announced before taking any further step.

According to the number 6 difference on your list most women are girls because they are so good at hiding their feeling. abi e no apply both ways *yimu*

Some misinformed people sha.
so someone tells you he will get you the website for 8K abi, go meet am nah.
If someone tells you he will get you 2014 Range Rovers for 400k you go come go market go tell the dealer say make he sell the car for you at 500k say you get guy that will sell at lower price self. I laff in spanish.

Applied few hours before the deadline, something new must come up this year.

Easy peasy.

PM me when you are ready.

harrysterol:
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Popularity is genetic

Instagramming your food before eating it may make it taste better

People who get their news from Twitter are more educated than those who get it from Facebook

40% of the world's land is in 6 countries

About 20% of consumer goods on the Chinese market are counterfeit

Those in power tend to act with a sense of entitlement & disrespect towards others

Qn;
Which year was PDP and APC founded

Yes, I always knew my parents were the reason why I was not popular in my school, I'm gon' arrest them and harrysterol gon' be ma witness.