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Williamso:
Circle = 2
Triangle = 3
Square = 8

You go school... Correct

Nice

oluwayetunde:
Another application is out for class VI.
Class IV resumes on Monday, Congrats to us all!

I applied two days ago, does that make me class 5 or 6?

I just completed the online assessment, hoping for the best.

Sparksfly:
[color=deeppink] I can't fathom with ya.
Nigerian men are my very third option.[/color]

I know some girls that used to be like you then something happened.

Using RT to judge winner in these days of fake retweets, you've got to be kidding me.

Nice Idea, I have something related that I have been meaning to try out but due to funds issue, anyway its gon' work out this year.

One thing I'm certain of is Nigerians can buy just anything.


for those of you asking how its possible to sell the USB asap, well its a matter of connecting with the right people and your marketing spirit. The OP even gave hints when he made mention of souvenirs.

I used 1,4,10,11 and 12 but I'm really not old.






Forever Young

The page has been updated joor, cadet pilot is even the first on the page.
Thanks guys!

martinoonline:
@Atamo, the mail up there which u received from them simply indicates that your profile has been uploaded on their career site. To apply for the cadet position, go back to the search option on the site, pick 'Nigeria' and select Cadet position, click 'Apply' then follow the instructions. Your application should flow easily since u've already got a profile on their site. After this, u'll get another follow-up mail acknowledging your successful application for the Cadet position.

And for the guy asking abt HND, u can apply too cos there is an option for HND on the application section. No harm in trying.

It's quite easy completing the application, especially if u already created a profile on the site.....goodluck everyone!

I have done the same steps but there is no vacancy for cadet pilot. Helicopter captain vacancy is an experienced position. If anyone has succeesssful applied please update the procedure here.

I don't see anything like cadet pilot on their career page. The only opening in Africa is not even related to Pilot at all. Who has applied successfully?

LadyX:
Bring your hand

I have already offered my hand, all you have to do is take it and everything is gonna be alright.

LadyX:
Now this is scary

I cover my body with the blood of Jesus.
Am off to bed

No need to fear, long as you hold my hand, be rest assured you gon' be safe.

LadyX:
Who go carry me to emergency room?

Just make sure you get it right the first time unless the guy is forgiving like me, he will so deal with you ehn, even Kim K plastic surgeon no go fit rearrange your body.

LadyX:
Nice moves. However he will not just stand there waiting for you to fight him off.

Give more moves or tactics on how to counter his reaction.

I was taught 3 things by my brother to counter any attacker, man or woman.
1. A punch between the eyes
2. A punch below the chin (on the throat)
3. Do not let your attacker hold you because they could overpower you

Make sure you get it right the first time or else!!!

Na Emergency unit straight

Looks more like a Photoshopped image, see the head.

Never has the saying 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned' been more fitting than when a jilted wife in China chopped off her cheating husband's penis... twice.

When Feng Lung, 30, discovered her husband was having an affair she cut off his manhood with a pair of scissors, then snipped it off again after surgeons reattached it.

She is now facing jail after being arrested for causing grievous bodily harm.

Two-timing dad-of-five Fan Lung, 32, had used his wife's mobile to send lover Zhang Hung, 21, a saucy email from his marital home in the city of Shangqiu in central China's Henan province.

But after forgetting to log out of his account, stunned wife Feng came across the message and several others, and flew into a rage.

Grabbing a pair of scissors she stormed into their bedroom where he was sleeping and cut off his penis.

Surgeons were able to reattach it, but fuming Feng sneaked into his hospital room and cut it off again before throwing it out of a window.

This prompted the cheat to turn on his wife and he was spotted naked and bloody attacking her outside the hospital.

A hospital spokesman said: 'The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital.

'Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman.

'He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.'
Lover: Zhang Hung (left) visited Fan (right) in hospital and said she planned to marry him as soon as she could

Lover: Zhang Hung (left) visited Fan (right) in hospital and said she planned to marry him as soon as she could

Doctors and police officers combed the area outside but failed to find the man's missing member. They believe it may have been taken by a stray dog or cat.

The hospital spokesman said: 'The man had lost a lot of blood and was taken in for emergency surgery.

'He is now in a stable condition but is extremely emotionally distraught.'

Fan's lover, who visited him at the hospital, said she planned to marry him as soon as she could.

'It doesn't matter that he's lost his fertility, he has five children already,' Zhang said.

Feng was discharged and is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm.

SOURCE: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2908057/Wife-chopped-husband-s-penis-discovered-cheated-cut-surgeons-managed-reattach-China.html

harrysterol:
[size=20pt]Cool Facts in history [/size]

Salim (1569-1627) heir to the throne of India, had 4 wives when he was only 8 yrs old

Cows are incapable of putting their lips together to make sounds like Humans, so they're actually saying "ooooo" not "Moo"

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects & 10 spiders

[size=15pt]Qn:
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?[/size] cracky n surprising question

Raw egg is already cracked

What exactly do you want to do, the question is not comprehensive.

I believe you know that getting a domain does not translate to having your own website.

Perotti:
@OP. Pls i need your help. I am 25yrs old and uptil now I have never had a GF or loved any girl so much. Right from high school to university, i was always serious with my studies. I tried dating a girl in my final yr but she friendzoned me. I got friendzoned twice also during NYSC. Now, i am running a masters program and yet I am still single and do not want to experience d friendzone again and I cant just ask out any how kind of girl. Anytime I make a new female friend, i tend to act Mr Nice guy because i am introverted and shy. Pls help out

I used to be like you, also grad young (21), its not like I consciously made up my mind not to get girls but I also didn't actively tried to get girls, the only relationship I had in university was barely a month old, she was a year senior tho and twas on phone I even did the job, I actually dated her just to confirm if my brain and d1ck dey ok. I also get friendzoned, infact I can't count how many times, the funny thing is it was when I was wiser that I realized how naive and ignorant I had been.

The thing I realized is girls love bad guys, so Mr Nice guy will only get you desperate girls who are looking for maga to settle down with after they are through enjoying promiscuous life finish, you need to stop being Nice coz girls will see you as provider material and will not want to lose their provider to something like sex or love, Im not saying you should carry your arm like say you get boil for armpit ooo or frown your face. There are some fundamentals you need to have on lock tho like facial expression, how you walk, how you smile, how your voice sound, your eyes, dress sense, e.t.c.

P.S You need money to get girls too, not money to spend on buying things for them oo but money to take care of yaself, you know looking good et al.

daben1:
what about those guys that forget the 'sweet lines' when they come one on one with a babe?:::::: and what's the best way to stop and talk to a girl you don't know and get her attention? Probably on the road

It takes practice and pretty soon, it will just come naturally to you.

Post your profile on freelancer.

harrysterol:
[b][size=20pt]Cool Facts [/size]


Women mature much faster than men

If you mean mature sexually I quite agree but mentally, emotionally? I don't think so.

To think I did not captain Sanchez

ayocool:
This happens to me till date.. Sometimes when am somewhere or doing something. Could be just about anything or event, I'll just feel av been in that moment, situation, scene or environment before. The faces and things i see wont just be new to me.. There is always an unusual feeling of the body during this time. What i do usually is i try to close my eyes and think if maybe it was in a dream or how come things seems to be repeating, I would get short flash backs that i dont even understand but similar to the present. Whatever i can pick from there, i do it reality. If i see myself leaving a certain place in the flashback, I will immediately get out of where i am. Or from the flashbacks I will just know if someone am meeting is up to evil or good.

Happens to me too, It's called Deja vu, sometimes it seems I'm just reliving my past or something, I mean you just feel like this sh1t has happened to me before, like I've been in this moment before, it got to a point that I know what a person will say even before he says it, it's usually does not extend past a few seconds, if not I for like to dey see the future ee. Though it does not occur as frequent as it used to now maybe na age sha.

Djboosting:
My handle is not a 'lie' jhoor
Ooooohh... I think I should be on a lowkey for now...

hehehe.. I don't kill Vjay.. I just do my thang ni la..

Lowkey? you be music note?

Anyway you try sha! more cream to your digidongdong

Djboosting:
Ur shy in Ur first paragraph and I'm glad u admit that...
Again U're trying to be caring.. I like that too... and I fvcking HATE it as well.. because everything she's asking or U're doing for her, she's only testing u. From the look of things, she doesn't need Ur help. She can take care of herself..

What do I mean by 'test' here, she's trying to evaluate Ur worth either u are on of the 10 mr nice guys she's meeting every week. And U're beginning to fail, OK deed done already.

Now to Ur question.. what are u going to do immediately u see her if u resume.. Here is where u need to face the fact! .. cos she's giving u her final test her " WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?..." .. Mr lingz, if u fail here, with due respect no apology, u have lost her. Now to avoid that, The first week of Ur resumption, let her be.. let her feel Ur absence .. if she beeps or call u, don't apologize for not calling her.. or call her and Just say :-

"hey Tola Darling (whatever her name was, say it in a romantic way not like Ur gf o, but as if U've paid her bride price already ) don't mind this 'Nawty' daddy for not checking on his little baby on time".
Whatever her reply was, of course u have changed Ur game like a man u are ..ABOVE HER

Immediately.. say:-

"Let your NAWTY daddy make it up to you tomorrow, I'll pick you up in front of blah blah place (whatever venue) " .then MAKE HER choose the time ..

Then when U're picking her up, make sure u HUG her tight for 5ses, then when moving, make sure Ur fingers are laced together for sometime like lovers.. so she won't feel awkward u touching her later.

Trust me she'll keep wondering where u get the confidence from.. don't take her to restaurant, guest house or whatever.. Take her home.. as a matter of fact joke with her on the way that u'll cook for her..
Ladies love a man cooking for them... LOL ..

Now ACTION + CONFIDENCE here...

immediately she enters Ur room, make sure u hold her when U're going inside so that there will be closeness btw u guys.. immediately she enter, for 5secs before she sits down, give her the second compliment on her LIPS not her body o.. u might say:-

"I observed you look absolutely wonderful seeing this lipstick or wet gloss (whatever) (harmattan advantage) on Ur pink lips and I've been resisting myself not to do this"

Her- do what?

You- This... (then make a move, gather a little courage and kiss her gently) make sure you break the kiss first.. she will want more..
Don't give her yet..

Now play with her and tell her to do the cooking and u'll base how long the next kiss would be on how delicious the food is"..

Confidence

Enjoy and have THAT FUN.. se jeje.. don't make h3r cry for her bf oo ...hahaha LMAO :v

Question answered Shey..that will help..


Bro... I'm out
#peace

After reading your response, I concluded you must be a liar.



I mean how could you be DJboosting when VjayKilling should be your handle

You need to switch career dude, seriously.