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This was trending on twitter yesterday.

sCross:
But that's an off point thing to say; our organs are different and as such have different needs.

But we both have ears of about the same size. So...

In my own opinion, ear stud might not be bad, but for a guy to put on a big earring then he must be gay or acting out a crazy Nollywood script.

BedLam:
I wear panties. Where are you from? Men have been wearing panties before boxer briefs.

Gay alert. Straight guys please exit this territory.

Not in this 21st century abi you be WWE professional ni?

softysparky:
Lol, I dey come sir!!

You are still coming since an hour ago, infact I will have to contact Obama to block Nigeria internet access so that NL no go put this relationship asunder.
YAWNS.

BedLam:
What makes it wrong?

Same thing that makes putting on bra and panties wrong for a guy.

Softysparky, when did you leave bed come enter NL, so na like this you dey sneak enter NL abi, oya come back to bed ASAP its Sunday morning.

Because it just ain't right

rooqee120:
5

It should be just once! 25 - 5
The rest are not 25 i.e 20 - 5 etc.

Bandeco:
I must commend you Teddy for creating such a wonderful thread and I must say I have been an ardent follower right from day one.

There is this damsel I met about two months ago. Employing ur tips on this thread worked so well for me dat I got my first kiss the first day we hooked up on a date. This chick was so invested that if a day passes by without me calling her. she complains( she do call me too). She spends quality time with me and anytime we have the opportunity we do kiss and smooch like hell. (Remaining to bleep her).

Now, we are on holiday in Lagos and her behaviour recently just got to underscore the erratic nature of the feminine gender. For a month now we went on vacation she has flash me just once but do complain I don't call her whenever we chat on whatsApp. I was like u don't flash not to talk of call so is it my sole duty now to be doing the calling( I didn't say this to her hearing o). But recently I tried to reach her on phone she ignores my call and don't call bk. I send her countless SMS/IM she doesn't respond.

Now bro, What went wrong? How am I Gona revive and spice up this affair cos its no longer potent. And pls advice me on what to do. Happy new year to all especially Teddy

Kissing her without hitting her coochie is your greatest undoing, and don't text/contact girls like your life depends on it, these two thing are attraction killers.

MzNelly:
Nigga, you cray

I don't know why do people keep asking me that question.

Well I was asking you if you know how to massage? coz I saw a vacancy for masseuse recently
I don't know what prompted the question, abi na sin to ask that kind question? to each his/her own sha.

MzNelly:
Which thing?

Why you come dey form JJC na? That thing wey people dey do inside house wey them go take their clothes off and begin touching body, you know na!

MzNelly:
LoL....I have money.

These lady ehn, naso you take stubborn.
haha, as I dey bring one scope naso you dey take another scope tackle me.

I don tire for the matter self infact I no do again, but I hear say difficult women sabi do the thing wella. I don't know how true it is.

So if I may ask you
You sabi do the thing?

Be careful though, your next choice of words might determine how this thing go.

MzNelly:
It's the restaurant or nothing.

I love your firmness, but it's the beach or nothing, plus I will be bring home made food so don't worry about food.
So you getting beach plus restaurant all in one place.

MzNelly:
Meet me at that restaurant 2pm tomorrow.

Let's get to know each other

Woah, so you walk to a guy and the first thing you say is to meet at a restaurant. I guessed as much.
I'll forgive your naivety and admire your courage so imma say "restaurant is too mainstream how about we meet at Bar beach and make sure you are dressed for the beach coz I will make you get wet(no pun) , you know what I'm talking about, right?"

MzNelly:
I wouldn't.

If I hear, easier typed than done.
We both know the truth, you wouldn't last a second unless you are not raised in Nigeria or Africa.
We are different anyways coz I know some guys(ladies too) will be quick to judge such a lady and call her names, that's life different strokes for different folks.

Make we leave story, I go like to see you try just to laugh at how you will Frak up.

It's so unfortunate how the society has conditioned the womenfolks to repress their sexuality, though the truth is as much as I would like to be the one chyking her i would actually love to just watch her try coz I'm pretty sure she would fumble or stutter.
It would be fun sha.

and they pay better too.

I move from last page up one level to third page,
Its not to late to dream of front page abi?

Planet of the Rapes

^^
Lolz

Star whores
Womb raiders

Hello Nairalanders,

This thread is for funny and witty individuals who can cleverly alter a movie name to make it sound more offensive.

Enough speech, let me give you some heads up

Ferris bueller's Day off -> Ferris Buellers Jack off
Saving Ryan's Privates ->Shaving Ryan's Privates.
Harry Pothead and the philosophers stoned.
Akeelah and the D
etc
Keep 'em coming guys.

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