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If I should die Lord this here is ma will
Reincarnate a niga send me tight back to the ville
Let me relive ma younger days just once again
Reenact ma memories from every friend to every sin
Keeping demons buried in ma closet but yet I put in work like a deposit on ma bank account
Ma eyes lit when I think about ma childhood
Those were truly ma best days
The only thing I had to stress was how the hell to get laid
Gradually turning to me stressing how the hell to get paid
Been making song so long now how the hell to get played
Okay I'm blowing up quickly I guess the flow is sickly
But yet I can't forget ma past and hope it won't forget me
Got good grades but A's can't stop strays so pray for me...


J.Cole Farewell

We are all victims of whatever we believe in
I sometimes wonder if the bible was just a work of a writer like Da Vinci
People do look up to the sky and say God is above but spacecraft have left this planet and there is no sign of any supernatural being living up there
There are things that shows God and Demons don't exist and at the same time there are proves they might do exist. I'm not an atheist neither am I a fanatics but the ultimate things is the mind is a great tool.

List the problems of the car

Goes to afterlife and discovers there is no virgin, infuriated and curse anybody that enters the room including the one already there with madness!!!

ichommy: www.emmanuelbabatunde.com

Emmanuel Babatunde here, NL member since 2009. Emmanuel Babatunde's Blog spring up thru nairaland. I also want to thank all NL members starting from Oga Seun, Aunty Mukimuki. I really enjoy NL traffic on FP. NL is my Number one traffic source.

Thank You.

Badt guy, I no know you get blog self. LTNC

Who the frak yall thought its 'posed to be
If Phil Jackson came back still no coaching me
I'm uncoachable I'm unsociable frak ya club frak ya picture
Yo instagram could gobble this nuts
Gobble Di*k up till you hiccup my bit*h call me corrupt


Kendrick

Patiently waiting for this dude to shut up and die!!!

In this world people come and people go
Whats gon' kill us all! Wish we truly know
I wish I could turn back the hands of time
Or better yet wish a genie was mine
Just to bring your mum back to life and replaced her with one of these crooked leaders
I wish it was first A.D and Jesus wasn't yet a spirit
Wish someone would do some pinching and all this turn into a vivid long night dreaming

I don't know you personally but I can relate to the feeling naturally
Its like the very reason of your existence has been stolen by professional thief
The type of pain you experiencing is deeper that a quack doctor using
Crude tools to perform abortion with no anesthetics
But you should take solace in the fact she is in a better place
She is prolly near you watching over you like they do in nollywood
Its time to move on face reality cuz life is no fiction no hollywood
RIP johnny walker RIP nelson mandela RIP your dear mama
Till you meet again but I pray the time is centuries away!!!.

Dbull555: Waoh, a whole 2m. It's not a 2006 or 2007 camry. Nice offer but you are so far off.
Thanks.

What do you mean by a whole 2M. Its too big or what??

legendsilver: I swear, u go forget civilization, for "ONDEWARI"

Nawa oo!!! Na ma own package wan make me come river but since e no work no wahala!! Btw biseni yenegoa far from yenegoa town, I can't believe ma eyes when I saw Rivers state along the way.

Do you think you are Jesus that resurrects the dead?

Its okay if your knuckles are a lil brown but check his eyelid nah... The eyelids are screaming th "bleach no reach here ooo"

Acting all sneaky.!!!
Shouts Allahu akbar and press the detonator.. Poof the room is reduced to ashes

Drunkard

macklef: Hehehe, burnt chocolate u mean?

LOL Noo not burnt chocolate!!
Joking

100 words small for 1million naira!!!
Anyway the people wey don send their own make una support me by sending a copy to my email so that when I win una be shareholder for the money.

100 words small for 1million naira!!!
Anyway the people wey don send their own make una support me by sending a copy to my email so that when I win una be shareholder.

Maintaining light complexion in nigeria is not easy at all, the sun done gimme uneven complexion maybe I should try this shea butter of a thing just to turn chocolate.

All izz well

Great design!!
Some nice kicks you got there though.. Thumbs up

Who dat - J. Cole

annawhite: Birthday song(dirty) 2chainz feat Kanye west

Hmm. A 9ja babe listening to birthday song
Interesting..

Inyanga: Accountant Amos Inyang
height 5'7
facially -----?
Little or no muscle
Cute guy

Seriously who dash yew accountant?
HR no go employ yew if him see your face oo

legendsilver: Team southern ijaw, team kolokuma opokuma, team Bayelsa
How we dey na, my PPA na water tins o!

I wish I can switch PPA with you!!! I so want river area not this biseni yenegoa..

YUCK!!! Is the guy blind I can't be caught dead with this kinda girl.. Hold on I hope this was not photoshopped because the leg look disproportionate

rufonye: by changing your natuaral and God given complexion, you are telling God that he initially made a mistake in creating you

Well you never can tell maybe her God given complexion was light at birth but sun turned her to black and she wants light again don't satirize her. BTW she looks better in her new skin tone!!! #Justsaying the truth.

iamdhebuck: Drake
6'2
decently muscular (lol,forgive me)
facially alright
Hot guy

What about drakes musical voice and he is not dark according to ya hot guy criteria!!!

Perfect timing!!! I will pay 2M for this car but I need a pic of you or your friend snapped with the car just for security.. Thanks.

YOMITEWIN: Rate my picz

The face looks different or is it alomo in my vein

opeyemmmy: Your blood dey hot, bro!

Well, I called my CLO some minutes ago, he confirmed this month allawee will be paid before 31st. Cheers!

Wagbayi!! Sure guy.. Infact ma blood is 500degree!! Thanks.

opeyemmmy: Your blood dey hot, bro!

Well, I called my CLO some minutes ago, he confirmed this month allawee will be paid before 31st. Cheers!

Wagbayi!! Sure guy.. Infact ma blood is 500degree!! Thanks.. I