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Face booked.

JANK23H: tell me where you come from.I served in the SW too;Ekiti so I know about low IQ.All that talk about most educated in the country is thrash.I've also been to all the SW states too FYI.You guys come online and sound like your place is paradise,whereas they are all mud settlements.I can confidently beat my chest and say that Sagbama my LGA and my village precisely is better than a lot of your places,it may b a village,but it's a lot better because there are no mud houses there.Let's see pictures of biseni village & your village.

Talking about mud house, well I have not seen any but I have seen undercompleted building been inhabited. I'm talking of houses with no ceiling, doors or windows.
I'm not saying Bayelsa is not developed to some extent but when you add the fact that its an oil producing state to the equation, it becomes unbalanced. Its just an issue of expectations anyway coz I expected the state to be more developed than this. Falls way below expectation of an oil producing state.

JANK23H: Pls where are u from in the SW?Don't mention Ekiti or Osun o,because I'll so attack you eh...I know Bayelsa has still not acheived up to its potential,but it is better than most SW states apart from Lagos & maybe Ibadan.

For ya mind, the most developed part of Bayelsa which obviously is Yenegoa does not measure up to the level of development in most SW state capital and its an oil producing states for that matter, other parts of Bayelsa are pure village for example Biseni that I'm serving in is a total village and its also an oil producing community oooo, don't even get me started with the low IQ students here in Bayelsa. All the people care about is slots in oil companies with nothing upstairs. I pity y'all.

I'm serving in Bayelsa and I will tell you that non-oil producing southwest states is better off than this underdeveloped village called Bayelsa.

Orisirisi

Issokay.
Lies and more lies..

its actually a parrot but it kinda looks like a lady with an angle 45 pose!!

Raju rastogi!!!!

Th next time your mum arm is bent against her body. Post it on NL that she is illuminati, or that guy trying to get fit extend his leg wide to a triangle shape, tell him$ he's illuminati
Dweeb.

Mehn look at his ugly snail-like face.
Chai this guy will need plastic surgery ASAP.

Interesting. Ff ASAP

Nawa oooo

Camp is interesting and boring
Don't take much cloth with you to camp coz you won't be needing it.

Okay.
I'm coming!!!!

Nice share.
Saw this in my mail yesterday!

She is sick and needs to be re-oriented ASAP.

Face bookeed

iamtewwy: 2. Artificial Light
The body is lulled to sleep thanks partly to a soothing chemical called melatonin. However, you won’t catch the sleep bug unless you’re surrounded by darkness, which means sitting in front of a bright television or bathed in artificial light won’t put you in the mindset for slumber.

Make I hear!!!! I can't count the number of times I have slept off in front of boring nollywood movie or slept off while using ma phone

Eljosh: . . . Lol..so u bin travel?? U no evn bother hala anybdy evn me ur rival....e no gud ooo

No vex sir!!!!!
I'm very sorry

Limerick: e dey pain u bcuz we no make u fEEl lIke bAD Guy nI?

Thank you sir....
The guy forget say ram wey step back, go bring more power abi you don see angry ram wey wan knock real hard wey no step back ni

Limerick: woh tr3y is back, lol i don miss u die. . .no homo

I know say you miss me because you no see punching ba for ya punchlines abi. Well FYI I don dey lift heavy bars now!!!

Eljosh: . . .bin lukin 4 u 2 diss y u no de chck in ffr??

Guy na the village wey ma fatherland put me for no get better network.
I will be more regular these days!

J12: With all due respect, euthanasia is the only option.

Thanks you for the word euthanasia, been scanning ma brain for it for years!

Eljosh: O.M.G. . .tr3y is alive...!!!
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!!YAGA!!

Everybody loves tr3y even the hacker sabi me sotey them stop hacking once them reach ma post

I'm sick pls don't blame me

Putting NL overhyped wackos of ceremony (WC) to sleep

Soon as I walk in, silence errwhere like I press mute button//
NL textcee boring so imma deposit wackos in d hole they dugging// bore-in
Check this legend bar so hot hades had to run underground//
So I'll make any oaf dissipate faster than they can ask for another round//

Ibime hmmm

I heard this dude be claiming best he is feeling himself??//
Only time you felt yaself was jerking off in the toilet recess //
How can a relegation prone team be challenging the top three//
If the tables were turned this wack won't still make it to champions league//

evilchapterz

You was never a rapper, your lines are drier than playas in sahara//
Boy run to ya mama, better yet run to your one legged grandma//
Would have sent you to ya papa but you the product of horsedick Group Intimacy//
Dude was raised like an animal his nick should have been tarzan//

The rest!!!

None of yall can bring death to me even if you pack a team of corpses//
Yall are bunch retards and dickriders ya verse lacks a beam of knowledge//
The line is drawn don't step outta ya jurisdiction less you wanna cross over//
Coz I'm fast with the glock ill make ya lie faster than a corrupt lawyer// lie = kill

WORD

Opener Airmack - The jehovah witness line was better

Rhymes Mikuz -

Similes/ Metaphor - Mikuz

Punchlines Tie Actually I can't find any that really hit me

Personals - Airmack

Flow Mikuz

Wordplay Tie
charmack, sell teak Yall can do better

Closer - Mikuz

Weak battle to me anyway!!!
MVGT Mikuz

^^ Agreed!!!
Good verse though @cougar!

I been trying but never successful, the only time I loaded a free card was a 750 naira I loaded twice I guess MTN network get issues that day!!! I still remember the 12digit till today.

Thought this is a freestyle thread, all I see is b1tching and one effeminate ranting all over the thread!!!!!

maleeq obems: Essay submitted.

Guy.. Them reply you

Whuz there not to understand
The human that had the pregnancy was actually born a woman but had surgery to transform physically to a man so she still had her womb and internal organs intact.

while the woman was actually born a man but also had surgery to transform physically to a woman.
Period

Panoply: Normally, it should be Lagos (i.e South-West zone), but thats only if you had indicated it as your State of Residence on your essay.




Yes they did. It was an auto response, requesting for additional info.

Did you not get the auto response?

Nada... At all