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I thought the thread was about preparing for life after NYSC nd not for plateau corp members.

Because hmmm emmm heeeen hnn.
I give up!!

temigracie: girl,i love u like kilode......i cant slip,drink and eat cos of u.....i can climb mount kilimanjaro cos of u.....d love i av for u is more dan d pot-holes on naija roads,....d love i av for u s more dan d oceans n seas of dis world....u r d air i breathe....so many things...cant rememba all....

That was in the pre-90's, maybe I used that line once. Things have changed. Who does that in the 21st century??
Maybe learners sha.

Issokay.
The king of hans dey here.... I seriously doubt if my queen dey here, prolly making up.

I always open NL anytime I just want to laugh

What about the recently advertised one.
Them don finish with those people.

Holy Jesus

Nice write up.

Hemanwel: Do refurbished laptops or other electronic gadgets have warranty?

PS: The kinda weird piece of information I read here on nairaland this Sunday morning that women in France do not wear pants still flaggerbasts me,ah swear!

I believe its not pants as in underwear(panties) bur pant as in trousers.

The title might be insulting but its true to some extent... My house will beat it hands down though.

I must comment.

Make I hear!!! If na 9ja abi oti rishe ni...

Mtchwww
Nigeria sha!

Lol
I dey tell you!!

@mukina2, thanks for the IV.
Whizzhard FC ready to kickass!!

OP, thumbs up
but the first three reasons dey kinda amusing.

I'm not.

I don't get whatsapp!!!
Is this an online PS3 or Xbox network
Somebody should explain to me.

lalasticlala: 9. Don’t Be Pushy
The key is subtlety. Don’t push her for anything more than she is ready to reveal or to give. Also, don’t be aggressive and insist on getting her another drink, paying the entire bill or having coffee at your place. Give her the liberty of making her own decisions and while you may like to foot the entire bill, if she isn’t comfortable with it, don’t be boorish and persist. And just because she lets you buy her dinner, don’t expect sex as a natural outcome of it. In fact, the golden rule is not to have too many expectations at all, especiallyof the first few dates. Give her space, don’t crowd her and pursue her too much.

Make I hear say no intimacy within the first three dates!!
Na bye bye be that.

Don't use same password for different accounts!
Beware of social engineering!

Issokay!! Ayaf heard.

bigfrancis21: Don't you think it might be a dialectical version of 'Mbakwe' which means 'if the town permits'?

I know someone bearing Mbakwe as surname, so this is the meaning!!
Nawaoo!!

Ndeewo,
Someone please translate Ngwanu and negodi and what is egg in igbo

Nawaoooo
Makachukwu!!!!

Speechless.

I hope you know the difference between religionband spirituality
Either of them may be religious if they want to but it will be more easy for the rich and you should know why!!!

Issorite

runzlord: A GIRL'S PHONE INBOX:
1. I love you dear (Frank)
2. Can I take u out tonight? (Sir Joe)
3. Just manage dis myluv, 655332487901,
998312546987 (oga Emma)
4. Sweetie am @ home, u can come now (Emeka)
5. Darling have u seen D credit I sent 2 u? (Bom-boy)
6. Honey I will do whatever it takes just
4 u to be by my side (Solo)
7. Consider it done (senator)
8. Hi dear, can I take u out 4 lunch? (chairman)
***
A GUY'S PHONE INBOX:
1. Dear customer your data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2. Hey Dude, give me a break! I told u am getting married
(Jane)
3. Don't u dare call dis number again! Idiot. (Jumoke)
4. Am warning you for the last time oo! (Oga Landlord)
5. Broda am still expecting the money 4 d admission form
(Young-broda)
6. My son how are you? Pls send us some money (mama)
7. I have not seen my Period for 2 months, u hav to do
something (Ijeoma)
8. Please send me credit (Ada)
9. Yellow your caller tune service has expired. Recharge to continue enjoying dis service

Funninly true