cooljoe: hi hun. Ur here already. I hear ur nt d one on ya dp. Aw true is dat?

seeing is believing hun. Never judge until you see for real. Insults everywhere . am outta here already hun! And I like you too.

Atmmachine:

Darling..
They're hating.

Don't ever mind them

Ok thanks hun!. Now this is funny already . beautiful picture is fake already, ugly picture is real hun!.

Neldrizzy: ok nice!! Jus prove me/us wrong by uploading anoda pix of urs! Hope am not asking 2much??

no wonder audrey is messing with you all hun. Interesting hun!!

Unibenstudent: I am beginning to believe u and audrey are one person though

Audrey Brian became my friend thanks to you . I like her hun and I like you too.

Neldrizzy: young lady pls with all Due respect upload ur real pix, we are tired of all this faking shiiit.... #NoOffense

hun! ! How do you know this already when you have not seen me one to one before.

Hun !! Audrey Brian is just messing with you all . The first picture is the real Audrey, don't know why she allows all insults but I think she is only having fun. I have seen her one on one in Kensington. That's her nanny Rosa on her dp now. I believe she will upload picture her pictures already later.This is funny already.

Hun

Logicalmindy:

I have removed the picture.

Ok hun!

Hun!

Hun!Insults everywhere.I'm outta here.

Unibenstudent: Well am not used to being in a friend zone, let me be like friend with benefits,thats more preferable

What benefits hun!whatever that means not interested hun!

cooljoe: a big gud mawnin to u tracyorez. Hope u slept well. May I call u tracy?

Thanks hun.Yes my name is tracy.

cooljoe: u have a nyce heart. U impress me to no end. Gud nyte nd slip well

Thanks hun!

Unibenstudent: So u mean u dont feel some butterflies in your belly while talking to him

No i dont and stop being jealous already hun!There is much difference between like and love already.I like you all hun!

cooljoe: let's just forgive him, though he knows wat he's doing

Dont worry about him.he is good already.

cooljoe: in dese wierd modern tyms, patience is more of a vice dan virtue. Bu o well, I'd try wat u say. Unibenstudent asserts that we b in luv wiv each oda, hun, do u know from whence he's drawin dat conclusion

Really confused now but i think he understands now

Unibenstudent: Tracyorez in love with cooljoe and viceversa

Hey,stop this already hun!he only needed advice from me thats it.

cooljoe: deary, d summarised fashion of d story goes like dis - I'm crushing on a gal here on nairaland, nd d gals kips giving me ambivalent signals. Ts got me confused, nd I know not wat to do. Wa do u suggest hun

Hun!sorry,but i think you should be patient with her already

cooljoe: nevamind deary.

I do mind hun.pls tell the story again.

cooljoe: ok boss. Once upon a tym not so long ago. I met and crushed on a very beautiful nd astute girl here on nairaland. We got chatin nd talkin, over tym, her nd I, ryte abou d tym dat I was doing my court attachment. To cut a long story short, d gal(my crush) gives me neida a red, yellow nor green lyte. M confused as hell, wa do I do "hun"

Dont understand anthing now.can you make it simple and short hun!

cooljoe: lolz, naa, my alter ego. I meant xter(as in "character"

So your character is bad hun!

cooljoe: pretty, where u @. Cum lemme tell u a story

Am here hun!wanna hear your story now

cooljoe: tell me samfin interesting abou u, asides d fact dat u lyk using "hun" a lot

I am me.

cooljoe: u lyk my picture, wait tee u meet my xter *winks

I dont understand.is Xter your girlfriend hun?

Unibenstudent: Lets start with naming a few, i guess thats not too much stress

It is hun!, .Typing too many things at a time not my hobby.

cooljoe: lolz. Fanks plenty. Now u'd make a "negro" blush. Hmm, so ur nt 18yet, waow. Wats gona happen wen u fully blossom. Watch dis space

cooljoe: wish I knew deary. Wish I knew. U so pretty, young nd innocent, I wonder how many boiz dere head u go dey turn #meincluded

Opsss.really?hun!i cant have a proper relationship until am 18 hun.You are so cute.I like your picture.

cooljoe: wish I knew deary. Wish I knew. U so pretty, young nd innocent, I wonder how many boiz dere head u go dey turn #meincluded

Opsss.really?hun!i cant have a proper relationship until am 18 hun.You are so cute.I like your picture.

cooljoe: ts orai. May ur week be blessed nd stress free. Amen

Thank you.

cooljoe: derez samfin abou u

What hun! Tell me now

cooljoe: hope ur havin a stress free day o, pretty gal

Yes.Thank you hun!

cooljoe: fine fine lady, how r u

Fine hun! .