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Enjoy your Day...happy celebration!!!

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#Mencade5 has spoken


*In search of rigarmortis *

Hmmmmm...interesting


#ResearchThings!

KiV

First, she must be VERY neat...and this shows starting from her heart, to her skin and clothes worn I'm always attracted to this type ...coupled with her girlish 'Sweet' shape and glowing skin

Next, she must be smart!

When I say smart, I mean she should be: Simple, Mindful, Accurate, Real and Time-conscious.

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Need Help for your School Project?

That is an expensive political statement...

Well, Let the electorate decide

Period!

#I'mJustBeingObjective

I thank you for this

macjireh: TODAY'S DEVOTIONAL
DO NOT TEMPT CHRIST
July 25, 2014
By Dr. Isaiah & Lianna Wealth
GOSPEL PILLARS MINISTRY

“Neither let us tempt Christ, as some of
them also tempted, and were destroyed of
serpents.” 1 corinthians 10 9
The character of God is revealed in His
dealings with man throughout the Bible –
Old and New Testament. Even though we
now enjoy the Grace of God because of the
sacrifice of Jesus Christ, we must remember
that the character of God has not changed.
He is today the same God that He is in the
Old Testament.
Numbers 21 talks about the people of Israel
speaking against God and against Moses.
This act angered God who permitted many of
those who erred in this way to be bitten by
fiery serpents which flooded their camp.
Paul in our text today warns believers not to
waive that event away as past. He warns
them not to Tempt Christ by speaking
against God and His anointed men because
it still attracts the same judgment.
God’s warning that His ministers must not
be maltreated or manhandled in any way
stands. To do otherwise is to tempt Christ
and open up oneself to spiritual attacks.
When you speak against God and his
anointed, you are breaking the edge and if
you break the edge, the serpent will bite. We
must revere what God has instituted and not
in any way seek to undermine it. Ananias
and Sapphira did not get another chance.
God’s Grace is however available to you
today to make amends. To speak against
God or His anointed men must become a
taboo to you; a no go area! Honor God and
honor his anointed. Let that be your focus
today and every day.
WE PROPHESY ON YOU TODAY (SAY AMEN
TO THIS):Receive spiritual understanding
today to relate with things of the Spirit in
Jesus name.
PLAN TO:Ponder on what you think or say
against Ministers consciously or
unconsciously and desist from such act if
they are derogatory.
SAY: I decree and I declare that I do not
permit any act in my life that is contrary to
what the scripture says.
Daily Bible Study: JOB 37&38, 3 JOHN 1,
PSALMS 56
CONTINUOS PRAYING
i. Startup Prayer: Dear Father, help me to
hold in high esteem your Ministers and in no
way disregard themin Jesus name.
ii. Continuous Prayer:
Recommended - you can begin with at least
10mins per watch.
6-9am Watch: Look through your Life and
thank the Lord for every Good thing that you
can find. Psalms 103:2
9-12noon Watch: Pray about challenges
around you, your family members, and
friends. Ask for God's intervention. Eph
4:12-15
12-3pm Watch: Pray for your church, its
ministers and members, use them as a point
of contact to pray for the church world wide.
Ask for God's intervention. Eph 4: 12-15
3-6pm Watch: Pray for your nation, your
president, its leaders and the people. Ask for
God's intervention. Psalms 33:12
6-9pm Watch: Pray for the poor, sick and
the needy. Pray also concerning the needs of
the people that came your way today. Ask
for God's intervention. 3 John 2
REDEDICATE YOURSELF TO JESUS TODAY:
Daily Consecration Prayer.
"Oh Lord, I thank you for the first half of
2014. As this second half commences, I
consecrate myself to you body, soul and
spirit. Be before me to lead me, behind me
to guide me, and by me to teach me. May
my life be completely yours and bring you
glory. Amen.".

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cococandy: Nairaland of wonders.

So someone like me now who sees all these trash as silly and types in accord must be really oppressed in my marriage because forgive me I don't understand how this is an issue.

Hubby wakes up and begins to rub your backside while murmuring 'good morning sweetheart' into your ears until your sleepy head wakes up. What an oppression
Better run for your life


Or these guys who don't see how it is disrespectful to greet their wives first must be pantie sniffers. Oh dear.


I believe when people get married,all these misinformation will stop.
I can state so many scenarios where couples wake up and get lost in the romance of the morning to even bother about greeting.

Or some scenarios where the husband greets his wife first even before she has a chance to open her mouth and greet.

Or a scenario where both of them blurt the good morning out simultaneuosly and begin to laugh about how their both greetings came at the same exact time. And that's because neither of them was waiting for the other to say it first.

How will I wake up and stare at hubby waiting for him to greet me first? I can't imagine it.
Neither can I imagine a scenario where he sees me first and keeps mute until I greet him first.
If this should ever happen to any couple,then something is wrong somewhere.
But I believe a normal marriage sees either of the party ready to start up the days romance regardless of who speaks or greets first.

Pls you guys should stop scaring single ladies into thinking that marriage is one huge rule laden ride and they can't be happy in it unless they are constantly fanning egos.

May GoD bless you for this!

ochejoseph: EBOLA DISEASE AS OF TODAY HAS NO CURE HERE ARE SOME FEW TIPS THAT CAN HELP PROTECT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FROM THE DEADLY VIRUS
1. Avoid bush meat or any meat you are not sure of its source.
2. Wash your hands frequently with detergent or soap using clean water.
3. Avoid trips to Ebola endemic countries (DRC ,UGANDA , CONGO, GABON SUDAN etc)
4. Get a hand sanitizer for people to use in your office and educate them on the importance of sanitizers, Get one for your kids to use in school frequently and if possible for their class.
5. Avoid buying Food stuffs, Clothing or other personal materials from Markets/Shops that share the same vicinity with live or roasted bush meat, dealer’s or sellers
6. Be careful with hands when using railings on the stairs, door knobs and other utilities used by the public.
7. Gloves and other appropriate protective clothing should be worn when handling sick animals or their tissues
8. Watch out for people with flu-like symptoms and sudden fever
9. Avoid Pig farms, Pig farms in Africa play a role in the amplification of infection because of the presence of fruit bats on these farms.
10. Avoid bat meats and bat products
FOR HEALTH WORKERS
WHO states as follows,
Standard precautions are recommended in the care and treatment of all patients regardless of their perceived or confirmed infectious status. They include the basic level of infection control—hand hygiene, use of personal protective equipment to avoid direct contact with blood and body fluids, prevention of needle stick and injuries from other sharp instruments, and a set of environmental controls.
Signs and symptoms of Ebola
EVD is a severe acute viral illness often characterized by the sudden onset of
1.Fever
2.Intense weakness
3.Muscle pain,
4.Headache and sore throat.
5.Followed by vomiting, Diarrhea, Rash, Impaired kidney and Liver function, and in some cases, both internal and external bleeding
(Oche Otorkpa is a WHO Trained IDSR Specialist)
http://tsuntsumediaservices..com/2014/07/tips-on-how-to-stay-protected-from.html

Try this:
Draw attention...copy and paste all seu.n's followers here...begging them to comment.

mencade5: if not for assistant maybe a link with an international or local organisation that may assist in the treatment of such ailment.

my babes? Dem no fit help me here nau....i don resign oooo. No more nairaland relationship. Their matter tire me no be small.

Let him say it himself with details if not shy. Then you just quote him.

Better still, Picture or...

#As you know naaa!

BTW, wey all ur babes Naaa

mencade5: tanx bro. It is actually a friend that is having this issue. He is completely at a loss. Why do they think am joking? How do i convince them?

Maybe my username doesnt sound serious to them. Tradelyn how i go do na?

mencade5: please help my people.

Eeya, pele!

Perhaps many think you're just kidding!

It's up to you to prove that this is for REAL

WAooh...She's VERY pretty!
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#EverythingIsNice...

Bwaal: itz use for drinking garri

Please What's the procedure?

#IneedToKnowToo!

I can't agree more!
I'm still learning from you guys in this love/relationship matter.

Awards? True!

NL has great potential ONLY if it's well~managed as this life is VERY dynamic!

mencade5: hahaha...tradelyn, na u funny pass ooo. Do you know most of our contributions here are blessings to many people out there?

Sincerely it is ooo. Last saturday i went to a cyber cafe. I met the admin there. He was on nairaland. I asked him that how is nairaland life is. He told me once he open any broswer whether it is phone on computer, the first place he checks is nairaland. He told me his username. When he ask me of mine, when i mentioned ''mencade5'' he was surprised and starting laughing out so loud. I was scared a little, he told me am i really mencade5? I said yes, this guy laughed and said ''so we are the ones killing them with laugh abi''? I was quite honoured that day.
Truely nairaland is helping people out there but we may not know. People like you and oga rigarmoris deserve such award.

rigarmortis: Mencade5 n tradelyn una two no well o, walahi

Guy, we hail Ooo!
*two hands up and above the head*

Please tell us more!

mencade5: make we do first to reach.

*runs ahead of him with usain bolt speed*

Sorry, me don do am before quoting you self

Trust me, you guys make NL interesting!
#I wonder why NL no dey give award

Me wan go follow rigarmortis first

mencade5: i think say na phd i get but for where, this guy get professorship oooo.

In fact, e bi like say this guy get higher qualification Ooo.
So, learn from him

mencade5: o boy see testimony oooo. Chaiiii...this is the exact thing most of them girls like in a guy.
I like to see things like this ooo. Well done my brother.

Hmmm...face powder too?

In the last one month, I have been doing field market research in the cosmetic sector. It's amazing the kind of things being used by ladies ...some things I saw Enh baffles me!

^ Nothing compares to natural beauty...but most ladies no go hear ^

mencade5: tradelyn...hahaha...na so na. Make i go rest small. Am glad to have more partners, no more to wayo girls.

Well, the ministry is moving...

SMH 1,000 times!

KIV...

My heartfelt sympathy to him

First, let him be thoroughly checked here to ascertain his health problem.
Until then, his health problem is just based on mere assumption as so many questions need to be asked.

What are the signs and symptoms?

What is his health history in 5 years?

Yes! There're many qualified doctors in Nigeria (both in public and private hospitals).



#I'll be back,ok?

mencade5: hahahaha,,,okay ooo. Hw ur madam na?

'LoL...'

#That's what she did when I asked her#

mencade5: tradelyn my brother, na joke i dey joke ooo. My area dey fine ooo. Hw is ur day going for you?

OK!

Great and I wish you same!

mencade5: me and my girlfriend always pray before we have 5ex. Prayer is the key. U guys needs to pray more.

Guy, you too funny dieeeE

Pray over what naa...forgiveness/protection/pleasure?

Hmmm...may GoD have mercy on US!

Well, how ur side naaa

Hmmm...Naahh wahh Ooo!






#No!No!No!

mencade5: fine fine...are u still into online dating? Hahahaha

No, Sir...and never did it!