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WAooh...She's VERY pretty!
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#EverythingIsNice...

Bwaal: itz use for drinking garri

Please What's the procedure?

#IneedToKnowToo!

I can't agree more!
I'm still learning from you guys in this love/relationship matter.

Awards? True!

NL has great potential ONLY if it's well~managed as this life is VERY dynamic!

mencade5: hahaha...tradelyn, na u funny pass ooo. Do you know most of our contributions here are blessings to many people out there?

Sincerely it is ooo. Last saturday i went to a cyber cafe. I met the admin there. He was on nairaland. I asked him that how is nairaland life is. He told me once he open any broswer whether it is phone on computer, the first place he checks is nairaland. He told me his username. When he ask me of mine, when i mentioned ''mencade5'' he was surprised and starting laughing out so loud. I was scared a little, he told me am i really mencade5? I said yes, this guy laughed and said ''so we are the ones killing them with laugh abi''? I was quite honoured that day.
Truely nairaland is helping people out there but we may not know. People like you and oga rigarmoris deserve such award.

rigarmortis: Mencade5 n tradelyn una two no well o, walahi

Guy, we hail Ooo!
*two hands up and above the head*

Please tell us more!

mencade5: make we do first to reach.

*runs ahead of him with usain bolt speed*

Sorry, me don do am before quoting you self

Trust me, you guys make NL interesting!
#I wonder why NL no dey give award

Me wan go follow rigarmortis first

mencade5: i think say na phd i get but for where, this guy get professorship oooo.

In fact, e bi like say this guy get higher qualification Ooo.
So, learn from him

mencade5: o boy see testimony oooo. Chaiiii...this is the exact thing most of them girls like in a guy.
I like to see things like this ooo. Well done my brother.

Hmmm...face powder too?

In the last one month, I have been doing field market research in the cosmetic sector. It's amazing the kind of things being used by ladies ...some things I saw Enh baffles me!

^ Nothing compares to natural beauty...but most ladies no go hear ^

mencade5: tradelyn...hahaha...na so na. Make i go rest small. Am glad to have more partners, no more to wayo girls.

Well, the ministry is moving...

SMH 1,000 times!

KIV...

My heartfelt sympathy to him

First, let him be thoroughly checked here to ascertain his health problem.
Until then, his health problem is just based on mere assumption as so many questions need to be asked.

What are the signs and symptoms?

What is his health history in 5 years?

Yes! There're many qualified doctors in Nigeria (both in public and private hospitals).



#I'll be back,ok?

mencade5: hahahaha,,,okay ooo. Hw ur madam na?

'LoL...'

#That's what she did when I asked her#

mencade5: tradelyn my brother, na joke i dey joke ooo. My area dey fine ooo. Hw is ur day going for you?

OK!

Great and I wish you same!

mencade5: me and my girlfriend always pray before we have 5ex. Prayer is the key. U guys needs to pray more.

Guy, you too funny dieeeE

Pray over what naa...forgiveness/protection/pleasure?

Hmmm...may GoD have mercy on US!

Well, how ur side naaa

Hmmm...Naahh wahh Ooo!






#No!No!No!

mencade5: fine fine...are u still into online dating? Hahahaha

No, Sir...and never did it!

mencade5: my brother, i did my best for her. But thank God its all over now. Hw ur side na?

Great; and you?


#It's well!

Soo pathetic...hmmm!

Wise Up Man

mencade5: last year, having lost my job. I told my girlfriend ''I have been sacked from work''.

Her attitude towards me changed completely. She broke up with me two weeks after.

*Esther thank you for your wickedness, God dey*

KiV...

What a good way to start resting this afternoon!

LaurelP: I and my girl were having a
quarrel then i said to her 'PACK
YOUR THINGS AND...' Then she
had a phone call so i had to
stop then she received the call
and it was her dad... All of a
sudden he said 'My Daughter i
have sent 50thousand dollars
into your account..give your guy
20thousand out of it' then she
said okay to her dad and turned
to me and asked 'You said i
should pack my things and do
what'... Then i said to her 'I
SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND
GIVE IT TO ME TO WASH..'......
she smiled and said...that was
my kid bro on the phone with
his jokes............i fainted!

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From observation...

# 1. Ladies think too much about themselves ONLY...that they even FAIL to realise early enough when they are DUMPED!


KiV

From observation,

Researching...


KiV

Still counting...


#No regrets following you!

NextGuest: 1. Your ex boyfriend needs some space and time to remove all the negative associations from the breakup and start missing you. People have a common misconception that if you don’t contact your ex, they will forget about you. But in reality, if you don’t contact your ex boyfriend, you will give them time to miss you more and they will be wondering all the time why you are not contacting them. Remember all the mistakes in Part #1 of this guide. Every one of them made your ex think of you as a needy person. By not contacting them, you immediately become not needy in their mind.

2. You also need some space and time. You need to get a hold of yourself and gain some perspective. The fact is, you are a mess after the breakup. And you need to calm down and analyze your relationship thoroughly to realize whether or not being with your ex boyfriend is in your best interest. It could be that you are just missing your ex boyfriend. You need to learn to enjoy your life without your ex boyfriend. You need to prove to yourself that you can be happy without your ex boyfriend. You will eventually realize that you DON’T NEED YOUR EX to be happy. Maybe you’ll still WANT them, but there is a big difference between needing something and wanting something.

3. You must become an attractive happy person during this time. You need to take a step back and reevaluate your life. You should make a lot of positive changes in your life. When you meet your ex boyfriend after the no contact period, you want them to be attracted to you. And the best way to do it is to start enjoying life and being an overall happy person. Don’t take this point lightly. This could be the difference between getting your ex boyfriend back or losing them forever.

Contacting Your Ex Boyfriend aka Re-attraction

Remember when your ex boyfriend left you? They thought of you as a needy, clingy and desperate person with little to no self-respect. After not being in contact with you for a while, they must be wondering what the heck happened to you. They will slowly start to forget that image of yours (the needy desperate one) and start remembering the things they liked about you. They will start remembering the things that they found attractive in you.

And that’s when you contact them, you talk to them and then meet them. Just as they lay eyes on you, BOOM. That’s the new and improved you. YOUR version 2.0. They can’t help but wonder what brought so much positive change in you.

For that to happen, you need two things.

1. You should actually bring a positive change in your life and become a confident, happy and attractive person.
2. You should contact your ex and meet them somewhere.

If you have been following this guide till now, then you know how to go about the first point. So, let’s get straight to the second point.

I like playing it; I do it very wella...

I only watch when I'm less busy...

I am a NO fan to any club/team...

I just like watching great passes, goals, skills , etc.

#IAlwaysPreferPlayingToWatching!!!

mencade5: tradelyn. Is this formular applicable in your research methodology?

Please confirm

I love maths...

Thus, based on same, I like this formula since it clearly expresses LoVe Tips known to be very vital (tried and tested for years by different people) in mathematical form
As a Case Study, please could you provide details of your past relationship herein...lemme use data to prove this or otherwise?

#I hope this helps!

SEE...

There's GREAT intelligence in being gentle!!!

I'm evaluating myself...

GREAT POINTS!

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NEED GUIDANCE FOR RESEARCH PROJECT?

mencade5: tradelyn my oga, i say make i catch small fun today ooo. Hw ur side na?

Great!

I first think say naa guys' turn as to expose their dirty LoVe/relationship GAME...