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Mickey7: lol it's just like waking up one mrnin nd saying 'wont talk in class today at school' nd before noon u find ur sef talkin

lol...I did that alot in School..I mean a whole lot .see why I call you ejima... U sabi me small sha.


But seriously, no make me post again

Mickey7: let's b frank if u were to b offered admission to study edo language,wud u go for it? i just think it's just a matter of decision.im nt tryna discourage anyone..just follow ur hrt.knw wat u want for ursef...nd remember u deserve notin but d best.

I was in such position last year...dont forget.. So believe me, I know the feeling.


N I wouldn't advise anyone to go for such course...never. Edo lang is something else..funny u had to go for that.

Well, The choice is theirs..n I believe I've done the bits I can.

N Mickey, dont make me post again

IKJ66: Gud a.m bro,i wana seize diz opotunity 2tel u guyz dat av'nt seen anytin yet 2chilax coz all d admision given was 2nd choice,meaning u guyz are sure 2get ur main course IF U ARE DESTINED 2,my 51agg got me ecosta edu,faith93 i c yhu and by d may where iz trafford ?

hehe...Congrats to you..my man, ready my wine for matric sha


okay, this is the very last..I wont post again

Emylexray: Na wa o! This is funny! Instead of those that have been offered admission to encourage those who haven't been given yet, its the other way round. I tire!

Monsieursuave: Whenever Ï hear Öѵ anybody talking about deliberately forfeiting admission Ï jz smh.

In Đíŝ present tym, few tinz r 'dumber' if deres even a word lyk dat.

Lemmi share a story.
This nr b dem say dem say.
It happened in my family, 2 my own elder sister.

She wrote jamb 4 d 1st time, failed woefully n was taken 2 colben- college Öѵ education ekiadolor incase U̶̲̥̅̊‎ dunno wat it is.
She finished from der n applied for uniben direct entry, law.

She was given law BUT couldn't clear because she dint av literature in o'level.
She was offered SOCIAL STUDIES EDUCATION instead. She cried for weeks on end. Infact she was pretty much inconsoleable(if derz a word lyk dat).


She was finally adviced 2 jz take it.
She took d course, did soo well and graduated with a 1ST CLASS abt 2-3 yrs ago.
As a result she was retained immediately afta her nysc in her department.
Even d university she served in begged her to stay. KSU
Today she is a lecturer in her department in uniben.

Y did Ï jz stress maself to type such a long story as Ï'm usually nt a fan Öѵ typin'em.

Well d tin is IT DOESN'T MATTER D COURSE U̶̲̥̅̊‎ r in, watz important is dat, U̶̲̥̅̊‎ go der and do it well, b outstanding In it.

Today many Öѵ her frnds dat got law n were secretly laffin at her are still jobless in dia parent's house.

Ï hope Đíŝ helps sum1.

Good mornin err1.

Mickey7: lolzz lemme go sleep...stop D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ reply every post nw abi U̶̲̥̅̊ don become romanceboi dis nyt

I dey bored na...

Well, like my aunt always tell us.."if you aren't feeling sleepy...count the ceilings & sleep would take you by suprise "


oya na...lemme try it..goodnight Y'all


see y'all The morrow...God bless

Mickey7: go sleep its way pst ur bed tym sir

sleep never come jare..

But seriously man...admission never reach our side yet...and we dey play

2law: lolz am tellin u they wont kill us o i cant even tell her cos she will cry out her eyes o

Mickey7: ar U̶̲̥̅̊ a law aspirant? Nd errm ur DP... is dt u?nice jacket

whether na boy o...whether na girl o...u go spy...you be Bise.......

Mickey7: mouse abi? Wen dt one start?

na the day you start to call me Traffic -_- no go call me traffic for Uniben o..else, I go just stab your yansh

2law: My frnd frm edo is given religious studies instead of law had 66 as her aggre

Mickey7: (228/+(83/2) is 69.5 app 70 dnt knw sha M̶̲̥̅γ̲ maths is a bit rusty. Oh sorry wat was I thinking

you ehn...you too talk...you no dey hear.

Well,make we do am jete by jete

228/8= 28.5
83/2= 41.5

28+41=69

0.5+0.5=1

na jete by jete I talk o

therefore, 69+1= 70.

mickey is correct, class...clap for him! Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa..oh my Mickey


but seriously Bernie, there's a lil suspicion about your score...n thats cuz Uniben does the addition first, before the approximation.

N to top it all..The aggregate score is always shown as well... So, you cant possible say its 71 when the calculation says 70.


Well, who falsify score here..do so for themselves...Mickey, e no concern you.

Dazall.

Mastino: I Dey Tellz You, i swear we be Robot ##Program to dey follow Ya*ch##

***Whispers*** (and hope say yu drink ma coffee finish baaa)
##You dey form holy, holy bcux say yu see (Looks left, Looks Right)
Me***na 4 here baa..##
**no worry yur secret is safe wif me**

hehehe....me do no form o...How I go form? We go dey spend the next 4years together..so if I dey form, my yansh go surely open...

so seriously, me no take such...n I enjoin you to do same

Mickey7: fuNny .ermmmmmmm traffic U̶̲̥̅̊ see wat I dey see?

Yes Mouse...I see it

but all correct Sir.

Kolade9: no o,me just dey appreciate good thing wey ah see ni

and em, ah never really accept that list o

Winzor78: shuo!!!. . .if oga trafford confuse dat 1 mean say e dn kum across stamford bridge. . .nawa o!

Mickey7: hmm dt was M̶̲̥̅γ̲ center U̶̲̥̅̊ scored 238 u must hv sat close to me

Gbam gbam...*singing* this is super story....a life of strife n sorrow...abi no be so dem dey sing am

sylvalord: him con dey remind me say na mumu course dem gve me lyk say i no knw b4.. Dat word "TEACHER" jst dey vex me any tym him pronounce am

tsleazy: ...seriously i cant believe these guys are complaning...if they're are crying abt thier courses what should peepz that dont have admission do ?....learn to be grateful to God...what would do if u go back online and see "not admitted"...
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Hope i havent offended any1...and if i have pls 4give me..

Nonisco: anambra

Mickey7: . Tnk U̶̲̥̅̊ jare mi bernie where did U̶̲̥̅̊ write ur pume?

Mickey! mickey! mickey! Leave Bernie alone !




no be by force

tsleazy: ..hey man congrats on ur admission, my advice to is that u shld thank God and accept ur admission...the mistake most first timers make is to refuse a course that isnt thier 1st choice and wait 4 d next year thinking they will get it easier d nxt time...my point is Thank God-accept ur course-pray for others...

Kolade9: Mehn.....this geh make sense o!!!

oh..! Admission don come now..the next thing na woman...shey? Ash....

Mastino: Ohhh i hear bosss **Adds more McDowell mix with Alomo Bitters**
There that should do it

Hehe...u be case

Swagalord18: With my 68 agg ...waz given optometry instead of med tho am frm delta ...i ges 68 waznt gud enof..
not bad 4 a 1st tyma sha
.....i wuld hav gotten it wf 69 ...lyk di natale
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Btw ..i thnk dis iz d 2nd list
..hapi r dose with "not admitted yet" 4 they shall get their 1st choice course #beatitude

Bro, 2marks denied me admission last year...but all is well.. Dont beat yourself over it, HE has HIS reasons.. N congrats to you Sir

Monsieursuave: .


How?? Nt important.

Jz wait for d good news.

Dahzall

Okay Sir...me is waiting

Mickey7: ℓ☺ℓ М̣̣̥̇̊є̲̣̣̣̥ wey D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ here dey watch tv dey chat for 2go

hehe...good to know you're still alive...Praise thy LORD

Nonisco: bro.do u know da mystery in dis whole thing?ok.fairfax(a nlander)wasn't given admission but got 62 aggr.anoda nlander got 63 aggr but wasn't given admission.while i got 70 and dey come give me philosophy.does dis make sense to u at all?

notime3555: I applied fr law with aggregate 62 screning score 74,,, dem gv me adult education/ english literature,,,bt i still av hope ,,,i know by God's grace dey wl gv me my frst choice course in d 2nd list,,,,

Johntosyne: lol.... Diz ur post funny ooo bro adex.... Aw far naw? Buh u also av to consider diz quesn oooo, wat if uniben releases diz same list too .... Many wil be shocked by den..... Xo u av to iron nd rubber it out nw..... Coz dey decided to play it in dia own way diz tym around..... Am afraid U may av to wait