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Tonn,

I like you honesty and wanting to do God's will. Now you are torn between your feelings and doing what you feel is the right. If you truly are born again then it means the Holy Spirit is not strange to you. Talk to me him. I mean exactly how you feel. In fact whether you talk to him or not, he knows what you are going through.

Tell him your thoughts towards this girl and ask him to guide you through it to do the right thing. I am sure he will lead you into all truths.

Another thing you should not do is lead this girl. As long as you know that nothing will work out between two of you at least as long as your current spiritual dipositions are, LET HER KNOW. Let her know what you will not ldo. Do not lead her on and later now find a born again like yourself and now tell her that you have find someone.

Let her make the decision of either being just your friend or moving on since she is not ready t embrace your spiritual stand.

But watch it. Don't lead her on. You will feel as guilty as going out with her in the first place

You know you are in love when

1 you are so eager to say sorry after a fight even if she was at wrong.

2 you look into the near future and you picture a little girl running around by the beach side and you say to her 'come girl, let's go meet mummy'. and mummy turns out to be the only person you've ever wanted to spend your life with.

There is this passage of the scriptures that I have tried to understand for a while now which I have not been able to really grasp. So I thought I should throw it open and seek the wisdom of the elders.

[color=#990000]Ecclesiastes 9:10-12

I have seen something else under the sun: The race is not to the swift nor the battle to the strong, nor does food come to the wise or wealth to the brilliant or favor to the learned; [b]but time and chance happen to them all. [/color] [/b]

Emphasis on , Time and chance happens to them all.

What does that really mean?

A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his
doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an
advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. Guaranteed like
heck, he thinks to himself. But lets see what they think they can do.
He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight
loss program.
The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers,
there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe
dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her
neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company. The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. Well,
without a second thought he takes off after her (like who wouldn't).
A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has
his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last
time and thinks to himself with a nod, I like the way this company
does business.
For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing
happens each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure
enough, he has lost 10 pounds. Deciding that he likes his somewhat
more slender physique, not to mention the method of treatment, he
calls the company back and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight
loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems
like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their workout schedule might
be like this time.
As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he
answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but
a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply
stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces
herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign
reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. He's out the door like a
shot. This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch
her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is
wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward to
the next four days, For the next four days, the same girl shows up
and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight. On the
sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20
pounds. I love this company, he thinks to himself, I never knew
losing weight could be so easy and so much fun.
Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and
subscribe to the companies 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. Are
you sure, sir? asks the representative on the phone. This is our most
rigorous program. Absolutely, says he, I love your program. haven't
felt this good in years! The next day there comes a knock at his
door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200
pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes
and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative
of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, If I can catch you, I can have you.

What better way can he possibly lose weight.

A mother went to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives with a female roommate, Maria.

During the course of the meal, Mama can''t help but notice how pretty Anthony''s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye.

Reading his Mom''s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Maria comes to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I''ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don''t suppose she took it, do you?"

Well, I doubt it, but I''ll e-mail her, just to be sure." So he sends his Mom an email:

"Dear Momma, I''m not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I''m not saying that you didn''t take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,

Anthony"

Several days later, Anthony receives an email response from his Momma.

"Figlio mio, I''m not saying that you ''do'' sleep with Maria, and I''m not saying that you ''do not'' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Momma"

Where in the world did that come from? But the attendant na bad guy. How he go think say a fully grown man can be stuck in there?
Nice joke.

Agreed it's been here before, but truth is it is still cool and had me laughing real good.
But wait didn't the lady feel what her hands were touching as she pulled the zipper.

Whether it's been here before or not it is still sweet. At last someone is coming up for the defence of the womenfolk. I think they deserve it sometimes. No be so?

Cool joke.

OMG! The man is dead be that ke.

Pretty nice.

One day while walking through the countryside a poor Russian peasant discovered an old lamp. He started to polish it and out came a genie who told him that for freeing him from the lamp he would grant him one wish.

Ivan thought for a minute before declaring, "I am a poor simple man with simple needs, therefore I wish that Ivan pee vodka!" The Genie exclaimed that Ivan's wish was granted and disappeared in a poof of smoke.

Ivan runs home and bursts through the door yelling, "Wife, bring two cups, tonight we drink vodka!!!" He pees in the cups and sure enough, it's the best vodka either had ever tasted. They drink into the wee hours of the morning.

The next night he comes through the door and again hollers, "Wife, bring two cups, tonight we drink vodka!!!" This continues all week until Friday night when Ivan comes in the door and exclaims, "Wife, bring me one cup!!!"

His wife is upset and asks, "Ivan, all week you say bring two cups and we drink vodka, so why tonight do you only ask for one cup?"

Ivan smiles and replies, "Because tonight wife, you drink from bottle

Don't ask me where the bottle is !!!

That's pretty cool.

Who can underestimate the power of rubber. Incredible.

OMG! The Doctor too like better thing. No be so!!!

What is (was) your (the),
First name: femi
Gender:
Favorite food(s): anything that suits that mood at that particular time
Favorite color(s): pink, white
Future child's names: Inioluwa, Ifeolutofunmi
Sign or b-day: sept 14
Favorite number: none
Biggest fear: molues (sometimes though)
Favorite quote: can't remember any now
Obsession(S): novels and high heeled shoes
Addiction(s):
Biggest turn off: pretence
Biggest turn on: sincerity
First thing you notice in the opposite sex:Good looks
Last book you read: Redmeption

Preferences,

Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Hot or cold: depending on my mood
Coke or Pepsi: coke
Truth or Dare: dare
Rightie or Leftie:rightie
20/20 vision or glasses: glasses
Big or small:small


Do you,

Speak another language: english and yoyuba
Own your room or share with sibling: share with siblings
Have a sibling(s): yep
Think that God should be male or female:female
Think that God should be white or black:black
Like your handwriting:sometimes when i'm in a good mood
Type fast or slow: not too fast
Think you're beautiful/cute: cute like a button
Sleep with a stuffed animal("teddy bears" and the likes in case you don't know): Hell No!

Misc,
What is/are the thing(s) you miss the most:can't remember any now
Are you straight/gay/bi: straight from top to bottom
Piercings:
How tall are you:not too tall
How tall do you wish you were:very tall
What would you change about yourself:height
What wouldn't you change:my name

If we talk about moderation in drinking when should a christian stop? after how many bottles? ANd does it apply to everyone or is it as much as your faith can carry.
someplace in proverbs talks about giving strong drink to kings which will cause them to pervert justice.
If you say go on and drink, do you drink for medicinal issues like Paul told Timothy or you are shacking to have a nice time in the midst of unbelieving friends.
If it is okay for a Christain to take Alcohol where then is the differetiating line between someone who claims to be a christain and someone who doesn't have the slightest faith.
Before you act remember, whatever you will do that will make your brother to fall , you are supposed to stay away from such. At least for the other person's sake!

OMG!!!

Desmond is a hunk. He still got the charm after all these years.

OMG!!!

But this the best!
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Hi Benosh and Greed, you two suprise me greatly particurlarly Benosh. Why are you offended? I thought we are matured adults here. You think i don't worship God or do you think His true essence is lost to me like some people. NO!!! I know God for real, I have met with him. And incase you don't know, today is 20th April 8 days after you proclamation of me being a scape goat.
Open your eyes my Dear, No offences meant, Let the God that be God fight for Himself. In case you don't know, nothing is permtted to touch me. You know why? I am the apple of his eye. I bear His torch and His seal (that is the reason for the name TRAILBLAZE).
So have no fear!!! Let God defend Himself because we mortals do not have the capacity to defend ourselves let alone God.
But bear in mind NOTHING IS PERMITTED TO TOUCH ME BACAUSE I BEAR ON MY BODY THE MARKS OF THE LORD JESUS!!!

It really depends on the circumstances in which they broke up. Have a typical story. A friend broke up with her boyfriend for whatsover reason and we all felt for the guy. Like 4 yrs later this guy now goes after her closet friend who was her Brides maid. What beat all of us was that her friend actually considered going out with the guy. But her mother made life hard for and critcized that move claiming that if her friend didnt break up with her boyfriend they marry and that one now wants to have an affair with her will she agree.
It is true that things happen but the part of the world in which we live in frowns on such. People might actually say that you were praying for them to break up in the first place.
But if your motive is right and you are able to talk to all relevant parties and prove your point well with them and be sure that it is not infatuation or some other silly emotions that is making you make that move then go ahead.
If God wants you two together no jupiter can stop it.