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Have you laughed in this new year


I was teaching a girl mathematics, i kissed her once, then kissed her again and said, "that's addition". She kissed me back and said, "that's subtraction". Then we both kissed each other and said, "that's multiplication".

And suddenly the door went ajar and the girls father came in, he knocked me, kicked me, spanked me, boxed me and then he threw me outside the window and said "that's BODMAS"

Angelfrost:
Liverpool is a bloody disappointment!!!

Kudos to the Blues!!!

Everyone can't be as unfortunate as a certain club with a certain Por....

Man, what are u even trying to say?

missdee23:
Bend down

missdee23:
Bend down

And pulldown

Clampdown

Apart from Shutdown, Letdown & Falldown, which other "Downs" can you help me Write down...

Don't be decieved, God is not mocked. What you wears matters and how you choose to worship God matters a lot. How can a girl go to Church with that kind of dressing and you said she was in the spirit of the lord. When she actually went there to arouse boys, just like you...

Yes, its here once again
Colourful like the rainbow and brilliant like the sun
Fragrant as roses and filled with cheer and fun
May the new year be filled with brightness and hope so that darkness and sadness stay away from you
May your days be painted in gold
May your life be filled with diamonds
May the stars shine brightly on your world
May you have a fun-filled year


Happy New Year Nairalanders!


#Tranquility_Cares

A fatal accident occured today, 5 died and 15 were injured . The executive governor promised to give a hundred thousand naira each to the injured to settle their hospital bills and one million naira as a compensation to each family of those that died. Hearing that, one injured man crawled to where the dead were, one dead man patted his back and said "Bros, go back to your place, don't come and cause confusion, they've counted us already"

Ed sheeran - Shape of you

Listen to some people killing english language...

1. All of you stand straight in a circle.
2. Give me a blue pen of any color.
3. Please adjust to the extreme end.
4. My distance is taller than yours.
5. Today is a BROWN new day.
6. Lord, you are the KILLER that holds my life.
7. Its not all that glitters that's COLD.
8. The MATURITY carries the VOLTS.
9. Take that paper and fall in the dustbin 10. I will call my mens for you.



ADD YOURS, Don't spoil the fun...

When you have chance, take a chair and sit down, pour your friends into a tray and select them like beans, so that you will not chew stones in 2022.

Nine days for the thief, but one for the owner of the field. Ntorr.., shameless man

As i wanted to leave house this morning two kids ran up to me, a boy and a girl. The girl asked me "Uncle please can a 9 years old girl get pregnant?" Without a second thought i answered "No". Then the boy said to the girl "you see, i told you. Oya let's go and continue"


Hope it is not what i'm thinking oh...

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