Ed sheeran - Shape of you

Listen to some people killing english language...

1. All of you stand straight in a circle.
2. Give me a blue pen of any color.
3. Please adjust to the extreme end.
4. My distance is taller than yours.
5. Today is a BROWN new day.
6. Lord, you are the KILLER that holds my life.
7. Its not all that glitters that's COLD.
8. The MATURITY carries the VOLTS.
9. Take that paper and fall in the dustbin 10. I will call my mens for you.



ADD YOURS, Don't spoil the fun...

When you have chance, take a chair and sit down, pour your friends into a tray and select them like beans, so that you will not chew stones in 2022.

Nine days for the thief, but one for the owner of the field. Ntorr.., shameless man

As i wanted to leave house this morning two kids ran up to me, a boy and a girl. The girl asked me "Uncle please can a 9 years old girl get pregnant?" Without a second thought i answered "No". Then the boy said to the girl "you see, i told you. Oya let's go and continue"


Hope it is not what i'm thinking oh...

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