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Little Sam came down for breakfast, at the table he asked his grandmother "Where is Mum and Dad?" "They are up in the bedroom" replied Granny. "Okay" he muttered and went on with his meal.
In the afternoon, when he came for lunch, he asked Granny about his parents again, and got the same answer. He twicthed his mouth into a sly smile, kept quiet and went on with his meal. "But why did you ask?" asked Granny
"oh nothing" he replied and soon cleared up his dishes and went out to play.

When he came in for dinner, he asked "are they still up in the bedroom?" "Yes, i hope nothing is wrong"

Sam said "yesterday night Dad came into my room and asked for vaseline, but i gave him super glue"

What is Badluck?
Badluck is when you are using your Dad's phone to download an app of 20000kb and when it reaches 90 percent, you hear you Dad shouting, "Tom! Tom!! Where is my phone? I'm late for the meeting already."

-I removed her top, she kept quiet and looked at me...

-I removed her skirt, she was still looking at me silently...

-I took off her bra, she didn't say anything...

-I proceeded to remove her pant, that was when she screamed out loudly, TRANQUILITY! Why do you want to remove all my clothes from the line? Is that space not enough for you to hang your clothes?
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Look at these spoiled Nairalanders with corrupt minds.

WHEN I WAS YOUNG;

-I used to think that the sun followed our car

-I would restart a video game when i knew i was going to lose

-I would hide behind the door to scare someone then go out because the person is taking too long to come

-I would tuck in my arms inside my shirt and fake that i have no arms

-I would cry like hell after swallowing orange seed, thinking that the seed will germinate inside my tummy and an orange tree will grow from my head

-I would fake being asleep so that i would be carried to the bedroom.


Add Yours...

At 19, i'm still chewing my fingernails... What is that stupid thing you still do at your age?

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DEAR SLAY QUEENS When we say stop commiting abortion e get why oh... Nah so you go take abort all the good presidents and end up giving birth to another BUHARI I REBUKE IT IJN

clemcykul:
i think the computer is a heamaphrodite

I support that too...

I know english! I know english! Oya come and complete these sentences using either "YES" or "NO"
1. ___ I am a cheat.
2. ___ I don't go to church.
3. ___ I am very stupid.
4 ___ I haven't bath yet this year.
5. ___ I have a bad mouth odour.

Look at you, Abi English nah mate .
If e pain you, share and do it to someone else.

What is Goodluck
It is when you are feeling sleepy in the Church and the pastor asks one prayer warrior that can pray for 2 hours to lead in prayer... Oh how great is your joy when you hear that "Let's bow down our heads in prayer".

A prophet was praying for a demon-possesed man, he said. "I command you in the mighty name of Jesus! Come out of this man" He kept on ranting like those nollywood prophets "In the mighty name of Jesus! OUT! OUT!! OUT!!!"
The demon said to him "i want him to do something for me before i let go"
The Prophet rebuked him "In the mighty name of Jesus, out of this man, he can't serve you".
The demon said again "i can't let go without having him acomplish that mission"
"What do you want him to do for you ? " Shouted the prophet angrily.

The demon said, "i want him to win the 100 million naira national lottery"


This time, the prophet subtly lowered the mic, and said to the demon "Fast!! get out of him, and enter into me! Your wish is my command, i'll do it."



Please share this post, don't alone...

Kids of nowadays are lucky . They choose their hairstyles themselves.
In my days, Popsy will just sit back and tell the barber "let it shine".

When you break up with your edo girlfriend and she travels to her village, no one will tell you to start a 3-day dry fasting.

talk2hb1:
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talk2hb1:
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Thanks

[color=#990000][/color][i][/i] My God is so upsome.

Bilabong:
Something bad just happened instead of u to say something reasonable, u are trying to body shame her.

Some of ya got supper fat mothers at home but online u shame others.

That wasn't a kidnap attempt...

Wonders shall never end, this is just a blackmailing formality against Rivers State.

They bouncers probably have been shooting at the overzealous fans.


I mean even "Hercules" wouldn't want to run away with a big oil drum from the stage...

Did you know that A group of friends eating corn is a Conference...

Godjone:

Under this useless regime, there are so many deaths. Either you die by Bandits or you die by herdsmen or you die by iswap or you die by boko haram or you die by hunger and frustration or you die by unknown gun men or you die by accident dye to bad road or you die by police/soldiers stray bullets or you die by sickness because our hospitals has no drugs or you die by fire incidents because fire brigade has no water ....... chai how many i go fit mention. May a leader like Buhari never come our way again amen

Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen...

egobright:
You're lucky he didn't square-root you

I swear...

egobright:
You're lucky he didn't square-root you

I swear...