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At 19, i'm still chewing my fingernails... What is that stupid thing you still do at your age?

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DEAR SLAY QUEENS When we say stop commiting abortion e get why oh... Nah so you go take abort all the good presidents and end up giving birth to another BUHARI I REBUKE IT IJN

clemcykul:
i think the computer is a heamaphrodite

I support that too...

I know english! I know english! Oya come and complete these sentences using either "YES" or "NO"
1. ___ I am a cheat.
2. ___ I don't go to church.
3. ___ I am very stupid.
4 ___ I haven't bath yet this year.
5. ___ I have a bad mouth odour.

Look at you, Abi English nah mate .
If e pain you, share and do it to someone else.

What is Goodluck
It is when you are feeling sleepy in the Church and the pastor asks one prayer warrior that can pray for 2 hours to lead in prayer... Oh how great is your joy when you hear that "Let's bow down our heads in prayer".

A prophet was praying for a demon-possesed man, he said. "I command you in the mighty name of Jesus! Come out of this man" He kept on ranting like those nollywood prophets "In the mighty name of Jesus! OUT! OUT!! OUT!!!"
The demon said to him "i want him to do something for me before i let go"
The Prophet rebuked him "In the mighty name of Jesus, out of this man, he can't serve you".
The demon said again "i can't let go without having him acomplish that mission"
"What do you want him to do for you ? " Shouted the prophet angrily.

The demon said, "i want him to win the 100 million naira national lottery"


This time, the prophet subtly lowered the mic, and said to the demon "Fast!! get out of him, and enter into me! Your wish is my command, i'll do it."



Please share this post, don't alone...

Kids of nowadays are lucky . They choose their hairstyles themselves.
In my days, Popsy will just sit back and tell the barber "let it shine".

When you break up with your edo girlfriend and she travels to her village, no one will tell you to start a 3-day dry fasting.

talk2hb1:
My Response

talk2hb1:
My Response

Thanks

[color=#990000][/color][i][/i] My God is so upsome.

Bilabong:
Something bad just happened instead of u to say something reasonable, u are trying to body shame her.

Some of ya got supper fat mothers at home but online u shame others.

That wasn't a kidnap attempt...

Wonders shall never end, this is just a blackmailing formality against Rivers State.

They bouncers probably have been shooting at the overzealous fans.


I mean even "Hercules" wouldn't want to run away with a big oil drum from the stage...

Did you know that A group of friends eating corn is a Conference...

Godjone:

Under this useless regime, there are so many deaths. Either you die by Bandits or you die by herdsmen or you die by iswap or you die by boko haram or you die by hunger and frustration or you die by unknown gun men or you die by accident dye to bad road or you die by police/soldiers stray bullets or you die by sickness because our hospitals has no drugs or you die by fire incidents because fire brigade has no water ....... chai how many i go fit mention. May a leader like Buhari never come our way again amen

Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen...

egobright:
You're lucky he didn't square-root you

I swear...

egobright:
You're lucky he didn't square-root you

I swear...

Have you laughed in this new year


I was teaching a girl mathematics, i kissed her once, then kissed her again and said, "that's addition". She kissed me back and said, "that's subtraction". Then we both kissed each other and said, "that's multiplication".

And suddenly the door went ajar and the girls father came in, he knocked me, kicked me, spanked me, boxed me and then he threw me outside the window and said "that's BODMAS"

Angelfrost:
Liverpool is a bloody disappointment!!!

Kudos to the Blues!!!

Everyone can't be as unfortunate as a certain club with a certain Por....

Man, what are u even trying to say?

missdee23:
Bend down

missdee23:
Bend down

And pulldown

Clampdown

Apart from Shutdown, Letdown & Falldown, which other "Downs" can you help me Write down...

Don't be decieved, God is not mocked. What you wears matters and how you choose to worship God matters a lot. How can a girl go to Church with that kind of dressing and you said she was in the spirit of the lord. When she actually went there to arouse boys, just like you...

Yes, its here once again
Colourful like the rainbow and brilliant like the sun
Fragrant as roses and filled with cheer and fun
May the new year be filled with brightness and hope so that darkness and sadness stay away from you
May your days be painted in gold
May your life be filled with diamonds
May the stars shine brightly on your world
May you have a fun-filled year


Happy New Year Nairalanders!


#Tranquility_Cares

A fatal accident occured today, 5 died and 15 were injured . The executive governor promised to give a hundred thousand naira each to the injured to settle their hospital bills and one million naira as a compensation to each family of those that died. Hearing that, one injured man crawled to where the dead were, one dead man patted his back and said "Bros, go back to your place, don't come and cause confusion, they've counted us already"