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Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 11:42pm On Jan 07, 2022 |
At 19, i'm still chewing my fingernails... What is that stupid thing you still do at your age? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Update On Deecee Jokes by Tranquility439(m): 11:31pm On Jan 07, 2022 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 11:19pm On Jan 07, 2022 |
I saw my schoolmate yesterday roasting corn by the roadside, but immediately she saw me, she vanished like those nollywood actors 'phiiauww!!!' . Meanwhile i wanted to tell her that i supply charcoal . Life is not easy! Country bad!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 4:52pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
DEAR SLAY QUEENS When we say stop commiting abortion e get why oh... Nah so you go take abort all the good presidents and end up giving birth to another BUHARI I REBUKE IT IJN |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 4:44pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
I want to marry him, he will change when i marry him Nah so Nkechi take lose all her front teeth |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 6:53pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
I'm tired of creating jokes, Let's pray!! "Any breast that refuses to stay inside brazier but goes around spoiling relationships, may it fall down like slippers IJN" 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Tranquility439(m): 4:17pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Facebook users with 10K likes on their pics 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Gender Is Computer? by Tranquility439(m): 2:08pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 10:50am On Jan 05, 2022 |
IS IT FAIR OR IS IT FATE Why is it that when you dress properly you won't meet anyone that knows you, but when you are dressing like the servant of a forest native doctor , that day, -You will meet you crush -You will meet your EX -You will meet your juniour secondary PE teacher You will meet those girls that use to tease you a lot in school -You will meet your g/f -You will meet your childhood friend who had been overseas for ten years -You will meet the MD of the company that you went for an interview last week WHY 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 10:46am On Jan 05, 2022 |
One of the reasons i prefer Nairaland is that in Facebook when you upload a profile picture, they will reply those messages you sent in 2009 |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 8:45am On Jan 05, 2022 |
I know english!
I know english!
Oya come and complete these sentences using either "YES" or "NO" 1. ___ I am a cheat. 2. ___ I don't go to church. 3. ___ I am very stupid. 4 ___ I haven't bath yet this year. 5. ___ I have a bad mouth odour. Look at you, Abi English nah mate . If e pain you, share and do it to someone else. 1 Like 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 8:28am On Jan 05, 2022 |
What is Goodluck It is when you are feeling sleepy in the Church and the pastor asks one prayer warrior that can pray for 2 hours to lead in prayer... Oh how great is your joy when you hear that "Let's bow down our heads in prayer". |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 9:14pm On Jan 04, 2022 |
Eye Yam Stew Peed (Pronouce very fast) Nah u talk am oh |
Jokes Etc / The Prophet And The Demon by Tranquility439(m): 12:14pm On Jan 04, 2022 |
A prophet was praying for a demon-possesed man, he said. "I command you in the mighty name of Jesus! Come out of this man" He kept on ranting like those nollywood prophets "In the mighty name of Jesus! OUT! OUT!! OUT!!!" The demon said to him "i want him to do something for me before i let go" The Prophet rebuked him "In the mighty name of Jesus, out of this man, he can't serve you". The demon said again "i can't let go without having him acomplish that mission" "What do you want him to do for you ? " Shouted the prophet angrily. The demon said, "i want him to win the 100 million naira national lottery" This time, the prophet subtly lowered the mic, and said to the demon "Fast!! get out of him, and enter into me! Your wish is my command, i'll do it." Please share this post, don't alone... |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 11:38am On Jan 04, 2022 |
Kids of nowadays are lucky . They choose their hairstyles themselves. In my days, Popsy will just sit back and tell the barber "let it shine". 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 1:12pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
When you break up with your edo girlfriend and she travels to her village, no one will tell you to start a 3-day dry fasting. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by Tranquility439(m): 1:03pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Grammars Murder by Tranquility439(m): 12:58pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
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My God is so upsome. |
Celebrities / Re: Teni Was Almost Kidnapped While Performing On Stage In Rivers State: Video by Tranquility439(m): 9:39am On Jan 03, 2022 |
Bilabong: That wasn't a kidnap attempt... |
Celebrities / Re: Teni Was Almost Kidnapped While Performing On Stage In Rivers State: Video by Tranquility439(m): 9:35am On Jan 03, 2022 |
Wonders shall never end, this is just a blackmailing formality against Rivers State. They bouncers probably have been shooting at the overzealous fans. I mean even "Hercules" wouldn't want to run away with a big oil drum from the stage... 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 9:14am On Jan 03, 2022 |
Did you know that
A group of friends eating corn is a Conference... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Otu Inyang Shot Dead After Church Service In Akwa Ibom by Tranquility439(m): 11:12pm On Jan 02, 2022 |
Godjone: Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen... 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Maths Lesson by Tranquility439(m): 10:50pm On Jan 02, 2022 |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Maths Lesson by Tranquility439(m): 10:48pm On Jan 02, 2022 |
Jokes Etc / The Maths Lesson by Tranquility439(m): 10:44pm On Jan 02, 2022 |
Have you laughed in this new year I was teaching a girl mathematics, i kissed her once, then kissed her again and said, "that's addition". She kissed me back and said, "that's subtraction". Then we both kissed each other and said, "that's multiplication". And suddenly the door went ajar and the girls father came in, he knocked me, kicked me, spanked me, boxed me and then he threw me outside the window and said "that's BODMAS" |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 2nd January 2022 by Tranquility439(m): 10:24pm On Jan 02, 2022 |
Angelfrost: Man, what are u even trying to say? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Spoil The Fun by Tranquility439(m): 8:41pm On Jan 02, 2022 |
1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Spoil The Fun by Tranquility439(m): 7:30am On Jan 02, 2022 |
Clampdown |
Jokes Etc / Don't Spoil The Fun by Tranquility439(m): 7:27am On Jan 02, 2022 |
Apart from
Shutdown,
Letdown
& Falldown, which other "Downs" can you help me Write down... |
Religion / Re: My Cross Over Experience In A Popular Nigerian Church by Tranquility439(m): 9:12pm On Jan 01, 2022 |
Don't be decieved, God is not mocked. What you wears matters and how you choose to worship God matters a lot. How can a girl go to Church with that kind of dressing and you said she was in the spirit of the lord. When she actually went there to arouse boys, just like you... |
Nairaland / General / Happy New Year Nairalanders by Tranquility439(m): 2:58am On Jan 01, 2022 |
Yes, its here once again Colourful like the rainbow and brilliant like the sun Fragrant as roses and filled with cheer and fun May the new year be filled with brightness and hope so that darkness and sadness stay away from you May your days be painted in gold May your life be filled with diamonds May the stars shine brightly on your world May you have a fun-filled year Happy New Year Nairalanders! #Tranquility_Cares
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Jokes Etc / The Talking Dead by Tranquility439(m): 11:24pm On Dec 31, 2021 |
A fatal accident occured today, 5 died and 15 were injured . The executive governor promised to give a hundred thousand naira each to the injured to settle their hospital bills and one million naira as a compensation to each family of those that died. Hearing that, one injured man crawled to where the dead were, one dead man patted his back and said "Bros, go back to your place, don't come and cause confusion, they've counted us already" |
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