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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Tranquility439(m): 10:31pm On Dec 14, 2022
Evolution in science is the sum total of adaptative changes from pre-existing or old form that have taken place over a long time resulting in diversity of forms, structures and functions among organisms.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Tranquility439(m): 1:34pm On Dec 13, 2022
Bitch is one of the words my Longman Dictionary labels as 'taboo'
Business / Re: CBN Drops ATM Withdrawal Limit To N20k/Day by Tranquility439(m): 4:54pm On Dec 09, 2022
Westchester:


All those accusations has no backed up evidence but we all know th1efnubu and Atiku are confirmed criminals
We know that all politicians are Thiefiticians.

Case closed!
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Tranquility439(m): 8:18pm On Sep 04, 2022
Dangerful, eweh! I have not heard that kind of english before oh. Comrade, that is an English language vawulence
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Tranquility439(m): 10:57am On Sep 02, 2022
Smoothly going ladies are rare
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Tranquility439(m): 11:07pm On Aug 23, 2022
Depression and Hennessy, the two must be twins.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Tranquility439(m): 9:36am On Feb 10, 2022
Pristine, what do you mean by that?
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 6:42pm On Feb 08, 2022
When you start making your own money and paying bills, you will know why your father always sits outside alone in the evening. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Cow Ban In South East From April Irreversible - IPOB by Tranquility439(m): 10:19am On Feb 08, 2022
I'm not always in support of the IPOB movement, but this particular idea has favour most if not all the southerners. The herdsmen have been toturing us for years. Destroying our farms and killing our people.

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Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 9:39am On Feb 08, 2022
The only exercise i hate doing is running out of cash; i lose weight so rapidly. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 5:20pm On Feb 07, 2022
Finally i did it,
A cup of rice = 1,987 seeds. Don't let anybody cheat you, confirm your seeds before you leave any shop. Tommorow i shall be counting 'Iron beans', someone should help me with 'Aloka beans' and 'Garri'
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 5:14pm On Feb 07, 2022
Tranquility439:
Finally i met my facebook girlfriend today, it shall NEVER be well with Photoshop embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 5:33pm On Feb 06, 2022
Loyalty Test Only Loyal people can read this; I.J.W.Y.T.B.W.M.F.T.R.O.M.L.
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 10:45pm On Feb 05, 2022
My dear Mr/Mrs Bleachers, i'm not saying that you should not bleach oh, but please don't turn into a traffic light; don't come and be like:
-Red neck
-Yellow face
-Green veins
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BLEACH RESPONSIBLY
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 10:09pm On Feb 05, 2022
Did you realize that "2022" is like just like "2020 too" AND February is just like Fear Buhari.

WISDOM NO GO KILL ME grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 12:38am On Feb 05, 2022
One day, Mr. Sam fell into a deep well half full with water, every effort to remove him proved abortive; one person will come and say "give me your hand" but he won't, after much pleadings he'd give up and the process continued. Pretty soon the well was sorrounded by a crowd of people, one man who knew him came along and tried his effort but Mr. Sam wouldn't burge an inch, so he ran to his house and told everything to his wife who immediately rushed to the scene panting. When his wife came a man was shouting at the top of his voice "sir give me your hand, you're drowning" but Mr. Sam looked up mournfully at him and dropped his head. Then his wife screamed "My husband is a very stingy person, so stingy that he can't GIVE his hands that you may help him" "This is madness! so what do we do?" asked one man. The wife replied, "say take my hand rather"
"Take my hand" the man repeated, and this time Mr. Sam lifted up his hands, took the man's hand and was hauled up.

I Hope you're not a stingy person
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 12:20am On Feb 05, 2022
Awnn thanks
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Tranquility439(m): 5:26pm On Feb 04, 2022
There are true lovers too
Crime / Re: Identical Twins & Friend Gang-Rape A Girl In Osun, Share Her Nudes On Facebook by Tranquility439(m): 8:54pm On Feb 03, 2022
saphiere:
Very rare and mostly happens in the Western world.
African women are well mannered.

Just say you haven't come across them before. Female rapist are everywhere, and 10 TIMES more brutal than men.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Tranquility439(m): 8:27pm On Feb 03, 2022
Topic being gossiped, can be delibrated and solved in the process.
Crime / Re: Lady Discovers Her Dad Created Anonymous OnlyFans Accounts To Watch Her Nudes by Tranquility439(m): 8:12pm On Feb 03, 2022
I can see nothing except that her father was her client. Why the arresst. If pikin sells groundnut papa no go support her bussiness?
Mtcheeeew....

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Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 7:40pm On Feb 03, 2022
I've lied several times before even though i know its not good, but i didn't remember telling someones daughter "I can't live without you."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 23rd January 2022 by Tranquility439(m): 12:26pm On Jan 26, 2022
RED Is the colour #YNWA
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 11:04pm On Jan 21, 2022
-A Journalist has a mouthwork -A Footballer has a legwork -A Mechanic is said to have a handwork -A Proffesor has brainwork THEN, A Prostitute has ______work?
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 10:57pm On Jan 21, 2022
Finally i met my facebook girlfriend today, it shall be well with Photoshop embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 8:38pm On Jan 17, 2022
Little Sam came down for breakfast, at the table he asked his grandmother "Where is Mum and Dad?" "They are up in the bedroom" replied Granny. "Okay" he muttered and went on with his meal.
In the afternoon, when he came for lunch, he asked Granny about his parents again, and got the same answer. He twicthed his mouth into a sly smile, kept quiet and went on with his meal. "But why did you ask?" asked Granny
"oh nothing" he replied and soon cleared up his dishes and went out to play.

When he came in for dinner, he asked "are they still up in the bedroom?" "Yes, i hope nothing is wrong"

Sam said "yesterday night Dad came into my room and asked for vaseline, but i gave him super glue"
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 6:35am On Jan 15, 2022
SSomeone who was born in a car but die outside is called; CARBON-DIOXIDE

Them don teach you that for school before?
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 10:08pm On Jan 14, 2022
Today i scammed Mummy Divine for her provision shop, i paid only 500 Naira and ran away with 3 sticks of cigar cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 10:23pm On Jan 13, 2022
Imagine your house rent is due and BOOM... your sugar daddy dies embarassed embarassed embarassed You'll cry more than his wife cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 10:17pm On Jan 13, 2022
What is Badluck?
Badluck is when you are using your Dad's phone to download an app of 20000kb and when it reaches 90 percent, you hear you Dad shouting, "Tom! Tom!! Where is my phone? I'm late for the meeting already."
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 11:11pm On Jan 10, 2022
-I removed her top, she kept quiet and looked at me...

-I removed her skirt, she was still looking at me silently...

-I took off her bra, she didn't say anything...

-I proceeded to remove her pant, that was when she screamed out loudly, TRANQUILITY! Why do you want to remove all my clothes from the line? Is that space not enough for you to hang your clothes?
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Look at these spoiled Nairalanders with corrupt minds. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKERS HQTS <<The Funnybone Thread>> by Tranquility439(m): 7:42am On Jan 08, 2022
WHEN I WAS YOUNG;

-I used to think that the sun followed our car cheesy cheesy

-I would restart a video game when i knew i was going to lose grin grin grin

-I would hide behind the door to scare someone then go out because the person is taking too long to come grin grin grin

-I would tuck in my arms inside my shirt and fake that i have no arms grin grin grin

-I would cry like hell after swallowing orange seed, thinking that the seed will germinate inside my tummy and an orange tree will grow from my head grin grin grin

-I would fake being asleep so that i would be carried to the bedroom.


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