₦airaland Forum

simonlee:
Ordinary 30k is a huge problem for FG to pay us. meanwhile, NASS members want to share N38.4bn among themselves as 'welcome package'.
Ahmed Lawan and his co-thieves be like....

Can we just be real for once ... they want 66% in all sector are you whyniing me ... More reason why Nigeria don’t grow we don’t read details they can’t increase all the levels with 66% ...

Foolishmasses:
Nigeria Social Media League ( NSML) as it stand on Sunday 30th June 2019.

Teams. Pts
1. Fatoyinbo United. 66
2. COZA City FC. 65
3. Busola FC. 60
4. Pastors FC. 59
5. Reactors United. 58
6. Suicide United . 55
7. Sniper City FC. 54
8. Naira Marley Wanderers. 50
9. Soapy Athlectic FC. 49
10. EFCC United. 48
11. Yahoo Convicts FC. 47
12. Regina Ned United. 40
13. FC Ned Nwoko. 39
14. Tonto & Destroyers United. 35
15. Ihedioha Villa FC. 34
16. Okorocha City FC. 33
17. No Ministers United. 20
18. Kidnappers United. 18
19. Herdermen Palace FC. 16
20. RUGA United. 15



Meanwhile, the managers of 12th and 13th placed team are under immense pressure to get back to the top of the table where they exchange 1st and 2nd spot respectively before Fatoyinbo United who were languishing on the bottom of the table before signing their merciless striker popularly and dreadfully known as Mr. Krest claimed the top spot with no end in sight in ceeding the spot because COZA City FC is trailing them by one point. However, third placed team, Busola FC is on goal drought after the famous win over Fatoyinbo United over the weekend even though many people called for the use of VAR before awarding the 3 points to Busola FC. Both Pastors and Reactors teams are doing pretty fine on the table as both team manage a draw in their last match with 2 outstanding game for Pastor FC which could see them in third place if they win both thereby qualifying them for next season's Hell Champions League. The accord between Suicide United and Sniper City FC is unexplainable as both teams keep trailing one another after promotion from Non League to Premier League in 2015 when the incumbent FA president , Muhammad Buhari won the election. Many have castigated Buhari for influencing the rise of these two teams by using his power to promote them to the Premier League. Buhari denied the allegation by stating that his childhood team which is Herdsmen Palace FC is not doing fine on the table and is bound to be relegated because spectators are not interested in watching HPFC matches, hence the reason for the low turnout on social media stadia.
As it stands now, lovers of the Nigeria Social Media League are certain that the current spot occupied by Fatoyinbo United will be shortlive because Big Brother Naija Destroyers FC has gained promotion to the elite league after a year in the second divison. This is because they have the biggest stadium for home and away games in the NSML.
No one bothers about the activities and matches of 17th placed team i.e No Ministers United because its not up to six months they gained promotion to the competition.
Lastly, RUGA United fans were disappointed after claiming a point in their last match despite having 90% possession.







We get the kinda leaders/rulers we deserved. Why won't our leaders play us as they wish when we celebrate irrelevant nonsense.
(c) Foolishmasses

I swear you are not normal

I swear e no can be like say something happen for there .

Nairaland no get chill pill at all.

Rugged man always show up for cases at station and court .. What he Bleep is wrong with the youth these days ... Digital trading dey there , online marketing, web designing dey but no oo is Agidi.. so many ways to make thousands dollars legally and sit at home ..

Pidginwhisper:
Message to muslims. See ehn if you wan enter coma, just ensure say your coma no exceed 12hrs, any additional hr, just certified yourself dead and buried.. because by the tym you wake up, you don dey 6ft below.

That was how they almost buried my 89yr old grandma coz she slept for 12hrs.

Useless religion.

Stop saying stupid religion . You can’t tell an educated Muslim to burry someone without confirming if dead from the hospital

When I heard it was the most visited site in Nigeria . It took me a while before I registered just always reading news .

Is the mode of praying any business of yours. Practice ur Christianity in peace and stop meddling.

Abi oo

[quote author=idonhammer post=78652169][/quote]. Hmmm

Abeg nah only black

I love this nairaland sha that was why I registered

chidexnwa:
guy off me

Make this guy rest nah, dem Davido fans

Nairaland ehn I cant just stop laughing �

Themellowone:
Some men do not get morning erections.

Themellowone:
Some men do not get morning erections.

Themellowone:
Some men do not get morning erections.

Someone is talking from experience