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bolaino: O God our Creator, we come before you with grateful hearts, For everything you have done for us, For the unseen battles you have been fighting for us in this country, we are Grateful O God our creator, Our God and Creator our country Nigeria is experiencing problems from every corner, we have no power of our own to solve these problems, But we believe and trust in you, we know you will not let us down, our God our father, answer the prayer of your children, let there be peace and progress in the land, let there be unity and Joy, let there be prosperity and love, grant us peace and remove sickness from our land. Thank you our creator, for you told us that those who put their trust in you will not be put to shame. We put our total trust in you our creator, it is well with us and our families, it is well with our nation Nigeria. AMEN.

Fuc.ck this sh.it men!!!Get off your lazy,ignorant ar.ses and fixed your damn country!!!Ain't no Gods gat time for Nigerians bullsh.it!!!You're all on your own!!!

Krasid: I am very friendly, but sometimes people take it for granted.

Never ever be too friendly with Nigerians.They'll just believe you're foolish and try to take advantage of you.I used to be shy,self-conscious and introverted in my teen years until I realized I was quite good at everything I did.Infact,better than everyone sef.Then I started feeling better about myself(confidence).Today,those days are nothing but a memory

ladycomfort: Am an intovert. I have few friends, can start a conversation but dunno how to maintain it. I also keep to myself a lot. People usually think am a very proud person but am not. I am d quiet type

The average Nigerian is noisy so they never really understand quiet people

sisiafrika: And what is the objective?? Like poles should repel! Boxing urselves in a room won't solve it! One more thing, why should humans label themselves? Hey! I'm feminist, no ur an extrovert, yahh! I am racist, blahhh , u are gay, hooo, he's a chauvinist... Come on, quit labelling urselves! Just be u and live ur life! YOLO!

Madam,kindly do all of us a favour by fu.ccking off this thread.Ain't nobody gat time for your bullsh.it

Ashantiking: Not really, I am here to tell you that you are not special. What girls have Nigerians pull that Ghanaians or Liberians haven't pull.

Sir,I'm done with you on this thread.You're just impossible.Hate is a bit.ch

shymexx: Lmao...never that. I'll just park the car and tell her to come speak to papi chulo.

Then she would reply 'Ai papi'!!!.Will Smiths' 'welcome to Miami' things

Ashantiking: I only made that comparison you let you know that you are not special. Black Americans also say they get all the girls yet the only girl lack Americans tend to pull are fat and unwanted white women. Stop bragging

Exactly my point.You're just on this thread to 'prove' how 'unattractive' Nigerian men are which to me, is total garbage.Nigerian men are hardly intimidated by any woman,any where on planet earth.We don't have confidence issues unlike our other African brothers.This is a fact.Stop being blinded by your irrational dislike of Nigerians brother.It is what it is

Ashantiking: Ghana recently won third place. Since Nigeria won it decades ago what else have they done.

This is where the 'confidence' issue comes up.You've been comparing Nigerians to Black Americans and Ghanians.Nigerians compare themselves to NO ONE.That is why we stand out from the rest.Believe that brother

V0lv0: I never posted those pics to impress you. I could care less what you like. I was just trying to show that the body shape can be real.

The body isn't real.She is wearing spanx and high-heels(giving herself an advantage)The way you dey para like this,it seems you're the one in the photo or she is your relation.All in all,in terms of looks,the lady in question is very very less than average

V0lv0: Body wise south African girls take the cake. If you are here complaining about fake. Lol just set your foot in Sa and you will see.

South African ladies bodies are also too chunky,fatty and 'thicky'.Their faces are also a mess(too Mongolian looking)

shymexx: Bwahahahahaha

Have you seen Angola girls? Ivorians? Ethiopians? Zimbabweans? Eritreans? etc.

^^To name a few.

Just leave him alone because he doesn't know what he is talking about.Absolutely no comparison.Its like comparing Messi with Mikel

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V0lv0: There are other ladies like this

I'm still not impressed.High-heels(elongating the legs and pushing out the buttocks) and all....Also too chunky

shymexx: Bwahahaha

Ti.ts are alright as well, especially when they're firm and perky. But batty is just on a different level. Just looking at it can make a nyggah go nuts. And when the lights go off, that's a different story entirely.

Slim chics are cool but more time they don't have that sex appeal. I'd say the only slim chics I'm attracted to are the ones with sexy eyes and lips.

Shymexx,Shymexx...you're the type that will crash their vehicles because of big nyansh/batty

Faun: And you cry a lot.

When being penetrated with a phallus yes?

shymexx: Bwahahaha

Batties don't sag, G. I've got a few aunts in their 50s with massive batties - and there ain't nothing sagging about their batties. Perhaps you're alluding how toned the skin around the batty would look like. But I can't speak on that since I've never been with an older woman. However, sagging is about dropping off, isn't it? Then batties don't sag, trust me.

Alright...I can see you're a die-hard fan of batties.I've never been into them though.Too vulgar and obscene for me

V0lv0: lol Gtfoh. Who made you an expert on woman's bodies? Maybe all those girls you have been with have been fake but that does not mean every lady is fake. Her body is real. She even has bikini pics on Instagram so that spanx theory of urs falls out the window. I know many ladies with real bodies like hers. Heck I have some relatives with those shapes so as hard as it is for you to believe. It's real. Ghanaian women are blessed with such. And to even get such shape you will need a lot of money and go out of Africa for surgery which these women don't have. I don't know what type of fake women you deal with but these are not fake.

Whatever you say Madam.Afterall,it is their bodies not mine

Ashantiking: Lies upon lies. When u see a nigerian in America with American white or black, they are usually fat and out shape. That goes for most Africans but only Nigerians will come here brag about getting American women. You get the women that Americans don't want. So pipe down my brother

Whatever makes you sleep well at night Sir

shymexx: Obviously, Naija men are far above the women - and I also doubt men from other countries in Africa can compete with naija men. They have the whole package. That's why you see chics from everywhere lust after them.

I've said this many times and many Nigerian women even men doubt me.If an average Nigerian man isn't physically goodlooking,he must always possess wit,confidence and charm.Qualities universally attractive to women

shymexx: Well, it depends on the woman. Batty doesn't sag, no matter how old they get. I can't say the same about the ti.ts, hence I'm not really a breat-man. The shelf-life for batty is till eternity. And I don't think the ones on this thread are fake - they're proper African women.

Slim look is alright, but the chics must have something a nyggah can hold on to - not bones everywhere and shyte.

Shymexx...Shymexx...are we talking about thesame batties here?...Batties that sag,develop stretch marks,become dimpled and filled with cellulite?Infact,flat batty for me o.I don't need any over-sized,subcateneous fat-filled shyte in my life taking up needed space

[quote author=shymexx]I don't think so.

I believe there was a thread on here a few months ago with Ghanaian and Nigerian actresses - and the Ghanaian ones smacked naija women. It wasn't even close.

Trust me, Ghanaian women in general might be better looking than naija women. And when you add assets to the equation, there's no competition. The only reason why some people don't rate them is because they're mostly dark skinned. Even when I was in uni - the Ghana chics in my uni back then were better looking than the naija ones. It was so bad that we used to clown the naija chics.

But their men can't compete with naija men though.[/quote I endorse this post.On average,Nigerian men are even physically better looking than the women.Thesame phenomenon exists in Thailand.That's why so many 'lady boys' exist over there.Nigerian men in the country only approach Nigerian women because they have no access to other female nationals

GovWahala: Chaley u not making any sense, Gaynaian ladies are ugly short burnt devil looking girls that have only heavy bottoms as compensation.

Sir,this post is unnecessary and juvenile.By the way,I've seen many Nigerian ladies possess the qualities you listed in the post

shymexx: My bad, I didn't know that.

I was thinking the same as well because I know naija doesn't breed women with that kind of body.

Massive ti.ts, massive batty, slim waist, flat belly and all that.

Darn! Chale's look good on that fufu diet.

The features you mentioned are very very rare to find on women who haven't had 'work done'(plastic surgeries) on their bodies or create 'illusions'.Those of them who even naturally possess this body type are 100% likely to become overweight in future(sagging brea.sts,buttocks and all).Personally,I prefare that 'slim look' possessed by ladies in Northern Nigeria.Big nyansh takes up too much space

V0lv0: I agree she is not that pretty but her body is real.

You are 100% wrong.Her body isn't real.She wears spanx.If you're also referring to her buttocks,you also got it wrong there too.She is wearing high-heels(which push out a womans buttocks) and she isn't standing completely straight in any of the photos(she's doing the pushing out of the butt pose).Yes...I'm very experienced when it comes to the 'tricks of the trade'

nerodenero: I have watched you closely and it glaring you have more enemies than friends on this forum. Why so much hate for you? It is either you brought this on yourself or they just detest you. Whichever way, hope it doesn't go beyond this forum

'You hope it doesn't go beyond this forum'?Really?I dey laugh.Sir,who do you think you're trying to scare? 2year olds?Nothing goes beyond this forum.Everything here is hot-air.People with personal insecurities just dey yarn dust for Nairaland.Those who issue threats here are the biggest cowards on planet earth.Do you remember when Isha Sesay was in Nigeria in April over the Chibok girls kidnap saga?Remember how many 'tough guys' on Nairaland were threatening her?Wetin them do?NOTHING!!!!Too many weaklings full Naija and that's a fact

OXYGEN01: When did PEACE Hyde become a nigerian.Ain't u even surprised. A nigerian with such perfect body.Not even possible in dreams.

Ofcourse it is very possible for a Nigerian lady to acquire such a 'perfect' body.All she needs is money inorder to buy make-up for her face,a weave-on,high-heeled shoes and a full body spanx to keep the folds of her body in place and voila!!! many mens' dreams turn into a reality.This 'perfect' look can easily be bought from any reputable shop.Nothing new here...its all 'packaged beauty'

Ashantiking: I laugh everytime I hear Nigerians talk about dark skin. As if Nigerians are light skin. No wonder why 70% of Nigerians bleach their skin.

I still don't understand that bullsh.it.How does that make us different from the Black South Africans who also suffer from their own 'black' identity issues?

unapologetic: Am not talking about brown Skin but verrrrrrry black skin.

Am sure you wouldn't av mentioned me if you had taken time to read the insulting posts by Ghanaians on dis thread

Sir,I have followed this thread right from its first page.Haven't you been seeing my sarcastic posts?I've really enjoyed your intelligent posts so far.On Nairaland,Nigerians insult Ghanians a lot,Ghanians insult Nigerians a lot,Nigerians insult SANS,SANS insult Nigerians.Its a horrible circle.Maybe one day on this continent,we'll finally realize we're all experiencing thesame afflictions and end all this bullsh.it

unapologetic: Am so sick and tired of them. Have always tried to avoid having a conflict with Ghanaians but the level of stupidity and lunacy portrayed by most of them is sickening.

I guess the blackness of their skin and the black star on their flag is has started affecting the little thinking faculty that they have

The 'blackness' of Ghanians' skin?Aren't Nigerians also black?I love that name 'The Black Stars'.If what Ghanians are saying on this thread aren't true,why should you be bothered?No be we Nigerians cause am?From the top to the bottom.If you need any consolation,just remember Ghana isn't in a better condition than Nigeria...no Black African country really is

SantaMafia: listen to this fooool talk as if shitnigeria is a paradise the same dustbin country where people sell their six months babies so thay can get a visa to flee that rubbish country? the same sh1thole where people fight over fashola's left over fanta? same shitholee where people are kidnapped for coke and gala. the same shitnigeria where tens of thousands of girls and women are being trafficked abroad into pr0stitution every single day? the same nonsense and rubbish country where life expectancy is a miserable 52? the same MUMUDOM Republic where 6 year old girls are eligible to be married off. the same sh1thole where 90% of the impoverished people survive on less than $ 2 a day? the same sh1thole where human life is worth less than that of animal? the same sh1thole where people can't have regular electricity, even in the 21st century?

hahahaha see the animals fighting over fashola's left over fanta. common fanta chei no wonder Obasanjo said shitnigeria is cursed

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This guy is just too damn FUNNY!!!!

sexylogan: Just ignore him

Just ignore him for what?Did the man lie?Or have you already forgotten the vicious xenophobic attacks against other Black African nationals by Black South Africans a few years ago?Or because she is female you want to 'give her a pass'/'let the issue slide' yes?Whether we or they like it or admit to it,Black South Africans possess deep psychological issues concerning their 'Black African' identity

Voicefilter: I do not have any interest in Naija guys please. They are just not to my taste. There are a lot of them who wish to have that SA fatty butt but they are just not for me. Do not get it twisted Puleeeeeeeez.

You go on and tell 'em sista gurl!!!!!