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wonlasewonimi:
How low can you go

fake, as usual

https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2025/03/fact-check-trump-did-not-promote-referral-link-unlocking-up-to-1000-off-tesla-purchase.html

nedekid:
Big mistake, but atleast he is alive and life goes on. As for my guy, when naija started getting tough for him, he sold his shop he owned in a complex, sold his suv, took the money to apply for visavisa for his family. This was ending of Obama period when US was issuing visa to anyone that applied as family ohh. The guy got the visa. Note also his rent had expired tay tay, but he decided to use the money to fund the japa planing they will leave the country.
Anyway all the money went in funding the visa at Abuja embassy all the way from Lagos.
Long and short the money remaining was for ticket. Na there my guy made mistake. Since money no reach madam convinced to allow her go first and that after working she will send money for him and the kids to come. Na so she japa. Fresh fine yellow woman. After some time I no longer saw the kids, on asking my guy said his wife came and flew with the kids say when she raises more money she will get him ticket to come. Omo, that was how the years started going. I don't know what he said happened ohh, but he said he got a call from the embassy that his visa was cancelled but I think it expired. Na so this guy stayed, no house, was patching with friends, staying in church etc, a guy that had money before. That was how health challenges started, diabetic complications, high blood pressure, swollen feet etc, no one to care for him. He will call me, I will send him money. The last one he called that he was sick, I sent, few days later he called I sent, he called shortly again that he was in the hostital and if I saw him I will not recognise him. I felt he was taking advantage of me and ignored his calls and WhatsApp messages, that was my big regret because I got a call he was dead!
His wife and kids did not show up(likely because of cost or no documents). Infact I heard she had filled for divorce long before his death as she had moved on with her life in the US along with his kids and that put a lot of stress on him.
Man J (1969-2003), continue to rest in peace.
In summary, japa separately works for some peoole, but it is advisable for the family to go at once or worst, you the man should go and then bring your family. Some will argue that family should stay in naija while the man hustles abroad.

if he died in 2003, then that was def not Obama period. Obama's tenure was from 2009-2017.

That said, as I have always held, my family stays together ALWAYS. Even staying in different states doesn't work for me, much less staying in a different country. There will always be cracks when you stay apart for an extended period of time. Even the ones wey some think worked out, check well and you'd find that secrets dey wey just never dey revealed/discovered yet.

Personally, I no wan cheat. And I know i can't stay too long without. And I know once I break my vow, I go dey do am dey go. 9 years married, no incident...and I want to keep it that way. I want to be totally present in my children's lives, their growth and upbringing, just like my parents were always present in mine. My mum could have left us in 2000 to go to the UK, but she couldn't go through with it cos she knew it would affect the family. Me and my family are and will remain inseparable. If we move, we move together. If we stay, we stay together. I get house for Ibadan, still I don move everybody come Lagos in December as work don bring me here. I no wan make my children dey see me only 12-24times a year. If I have a house to myself alone in Lagos, I go dey lash babes. So, I lock house, move everybody come here...I kuma go rent house either way. Problem solved

hammed71:
it has sunk will sink him, he can't escape it.

gbam! Took the words out of my mouth.

Evidently these ones are already damned and wasted souls. Any prayer, be it positive or negative, na waste.

See the bills/motions these worthless monkeys are deliberating on.

What a shambles!

tensazangetsu20:
Common chile 😂😂😂😝

keep up the pressure... don't let up. Wear out the loons! 💯😁💯

For him, THE END!

We meuve!

wallg123:
Like the saying goes "beggars have no choice" Zelensky is already begging after US stopped military aid... Peace must be achieved

gbamsolutely.

E be like say most on here wanted the war to continue..Or let me rephrase, una want the war to end 'the right way🤣'. Trump say he no dey interested in funding any nonsense war again shikena. No money, no weapons, no intelligence coming from the USA anymore. The result? The war will be over prolly before end of the week, as should.

The END.

grandstar:
I'm certain the primary reason for all his present generosity is to bankrupt the competition who import petroleum products into the country

one of the few times we agree on simple and basic things. Some are still praising BAT, when Dangote is simply ensuring that importers are killed off completely, since the FG failed to grant his request that import licences be banned.

Anyone that has just a little grasp of history, can see exactly what Dangote is trying to do. Doesn't even require much brain power, just requires that you remember recent history. Once Dangote has killed off the importing cabal which is the Nnpcl, na then we Nigerians go once again see say no be father Christmas and all this was just to set up his monopoly as usual.

We had better hope Rabiu finishes his own refinery on time, else wetin we dey see with cement na child's play, and esp as we still have no fully functional refineries after all the lies and propaganda.

Paramount01:
Quote where you explain it .I ask because I want to learn

which is a better situation/state of affairs, 2billion that could buy 200 trailers of gravel vs 6 billion that can buy 80-100trailers of gravel?

Faac tripled, but the actual real value of the money has more than halved, and you the ordinary Nigerian who is most affected is rejoicing.

What a shambles! Smh

Chai how will grandstar and ninjametahuman defend/explain this subsidy/under-recovery/exchange rate differential/intervention/any other adjective dem don use so far wey I don forget.

What a significant progress and savings💯👏🏼💯

Just like allocation that quadrupled in volume yet more than halved in actual value/worth.

The more you look, the less you see, As ALWAYS.

Lmao

This is just plain occultic...in broad daylight nonetheless.

Yuck!

Yinmu!🤣🤣🤣

Sell to avert which losses? Dollar wey I buy at less than 700, na im I go sell at 1500 to avert losses?

Keeping my dollar stash gidigba.

Money should be a store of value. I'ma keep storing as much of my money in USD till the naira shows strong fundamentals. For now, all this one na window dressing. My only regret is not hoarding since like 2016 sef. At least if I had pursued that religiously by putting away just 100k every month and buying dollar with it, I for comfortably get tens of thousands of dollars in savings by now.

That is what happens when you encourage nonentities. Una go carry dregs of society and turn them to celebrities, come dey call am grace.🤣

In the words of Brymo, 'Oleku, tell me something wey portable no fit do...'

E go soon still rape person mama, just wait and see.

tensazangetsu20:
Blood will flow today. Where una Dey. Upon say they Dey pray for my downfall steady still 😂😂😂😂

as you don show working, wetin remain....lol

At this point, na confam and extreme ment if any hater or group of haters still say pim!🤣

Afi 'dreams coming to true'

All these morose children wey Nigerians choose to elevate.

judewrites:
📖 Genesis 38
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⁸ And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
⁹ And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
¹⁰ And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.


In the Old Testament God gave His people some laws concerning the discharge of semen from a man. (Leviticus 15:16-18)

According to these laws:

👉Anytime a man discharges his semen outside procreation (with his wife) he is considered unclean.

👉Any type of surface a man's semen falls upon is considered unclean.

👉When a man is in the process of procreation (with his wife) and he discharges his semen externally, both of them are unclean.

From these laws, we can see how sacred/sacrosanct man's semen is to God.

God ordained that man's semen should be utilized in procreation (with His wife) and not discharged carelessly/anyhow like in the case of Onan.

God killed Onan because he in outright disobedience, desecrated his semen by pouring it out on the floor instead of procreating with Tamar. (As custom then allowed it to raise children to represent his dead brother)

The major purpose of a man's semen is for procreation; to produce children on earth:

📖 His seed shall be mighty upon earth: the generation of the upright shall be blessed.
— Psalms 112:2

The semen of man is full of supernatural creative energy from God. It can create life therefore it is highly valuable in the spiritual realm.

This is why the more a man practices semen retention, (with bible reading/prayer) the more supernaturally creative he becomes like God Himself. (Hebrews 11:3)

The devil and his cohorts also seek semen to create life/exercise power in the demonic realms.

In God's perspective, a man's semen is LIFE and can create LIFE; therefore it shouldn't be treated with levity like it's done today with many through masturbation, MouthAction, homosexuality, fornication, etc

Unfortunately, the free availability of pornography/prostitution has misled much men in freely desecrating their semen attracting the wrath of God:

📖 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men...
— Romans 1:18

We are under the dispensation of grace by the blood🩸of Jesus, that's why God's wrath hasn't been fully manifested yet.

But grace period will be over soon.

wrong.

He wanted to eat his cake and have it. He wanted to enjoy the fck but didn't want to raise children for his brother as God commanded. The whole purpose of the fck was so his brother's lineage could continue through him. But no, he wanted to be sharp guy and fck pussy, without continuing the lineage according to the plan.

He didn't die simply cos he did withdrawal method, he died cos he was a sly fox.

First gforce5 opened thread about how diasporeans should be appreciated by ALL AND SUNDRY onto say dem dey send 100dollars to their respective families that are waiting cap-in-hand for handouts, now you sef don open thread about how much a diasporean should be able to save before his move can be said to make financial sense.

These conversations are ludicrous, honestly.

We all aspire to different things, have different needs, are on different levels, are making different moves, are pursuing happiness in different ways. It is ridiculous and haughty that one person would think his very limited knowledge or perception should be used as a yardstick for what others should or should not do, esp on these matters. If e no see 600dols save for 2weeks at a particular time X, does that mean he can't move up, get a better job, earn more and save more in X+2 months time?

Make everybody do wetin e believe say e pay am.

Simple!

Either way, you're not a prophet.

No be me you go whine.

Lace all the leaves along the perimeter of your farms with a potent poison. Ensure it is done about 6ft inward along the length and breadth of your farm. When cows die in droves in different locations and the owners of the livestock also suffer heavy losses, they'll learn

Regex:
Omo, I'm so pissed ngl.

and when you question some ridiculous things like this, or worse still champion the cause to do something decisive about it, the woke 'where is your humanity' crew will come out with plenty plenty nonsensical girama. Talk about being stuck in lala land.. lol

mrbonesy2k:
At about 10:58pm yesterday, my dog barked just once, i was surprised because i just left the sitting room. I woke up this morning to see this long black snake lying dead in my sitting room outside door.
My dog couldn't stand up nor eat. But i have taken her to my vet doctor for treatment.
Please what is the name of this snake and does it have deadly venom?

that is a cobra. Your dog is likely dead now, except by a stroke of luck, the vet has the specific anti-venom required

During my randy days, I used to nurse that fear a lot, even though it didn't stop me. The day one of the babes wey dey stay over that year had asthma attack for my house, I nearly had a heart attack that night. Omo!

Now, that is how to let everyone know that the sheriff is back in town. No more yama yama.

Mexico and Canada don fold as expected.
China may not tho, cos even during his first term the trade war lasted all through his tenure, and sleepy Joe who even castigated the tariffs didn't remove it either.

Their fada, Donald Oluwafemi Trump will appraise their performance and commitment to the set goals over the next month. If no changes or NOTICEABLE improvements, the whip comes out again.

💯💯💯

missjekyll:
Where is treadway ?
Treadway, like say dis your man na moomoo o

He has agreed to suspend tariffs on Mexico if Mexico deploys 10000 troops to the border.

Problem is Mexico has had 15000 troops deployed since 2019. So they got him to suspend hostilities by agreeing to do even less than they have been doing.

Trump has been had. Like a kindergartner.
Sheinbaum has just had him for breakfast.

I imagine Canada will have him for lunch too.

Lol. HA!

Ok, so first of all, he literally is winning cos the whole point of the deadline and the threat of tarrifs billed to come to effect on Tuesday is to ensure the concerned parties fold and come to the table. Mexico has done that, and be sure as hell, that Canada will do same. They will fold, cos they have no or low leverage in this matter/discussion. So he's not been 'had'

Second, shebi the 'brute' hear word and has now paused. Why still mad at him?

Third, you're referencing the deployment that happened in 2019 when Trump was there and literally made that happen then too, just as it has happened again now.
If those 15000 national guards were at the border all thru 2020-2024 when Sleepy Joe and cackling Kamala UNDID everything that was done to control illegal migration, doesn't it stand to reason that the mass influx of illegals won't have happened?. It happened cos there were no 15000national guards there during the Biden administration! Simple as ABC! Now that Trump has reset the clock, the point you want to put forward is that it is 10000 now.

Ati 15000, ati 10000 ati 5000, why Biden-Kamala no even do any??

See why I was laughing?

Does this look like a threat that was not perfectly executed? Who in these headlines is scrambling to do something to appease the other party?

So this Francis Van Lare na the father in-law...this man wey dey constitute nuisance online as poi-master......except someone is just using his pictures for those posts sha. His online persona is all about talking about all the women he has poi-ed in this life. Nothing else to put online other than poi. I hope I'm wrong and someone is just using his pictures and maybe a parody account to write all that trash, else he is a piece of trash, and no sane person should have anything to do with the likes of him or even his family.

First it was the air hostess, now na nurse.

Gen Z and twerking are inseparable apparently.

Goke7:
where is the lie here, you will blame the media too for misspelling Colombia in a white house statement or a President of an advanced nation saying condoms were used in making bombs in Gaza, there is a lie in that one too abi, or should we blame the media and leftists for opening the mouth of a president to spew trash, kontinu!

make dem continue na. See if that changes anything, esp now wey people eye don even open.

Ps: I'll pick a loose cannon over a deceitful snake any day.

Mark sef don follow chop koboko. Facts over emotions🤣. I trust CNN and the view to spin something out of even this in not too long

Goke7:
Everything gone wrong is always blamed on the media and leftism that’s what any irresponsible govt does including freezing of federal funding for citizens who I guessed they are immigrants too and need to suffer. Very shallow analysis!

shey you sha don agree now, say na una dey make noise and dey react.

You can make noise and react, no lele, na fundamental human right, but no dey lie on top omolomo Oluwafemi Trump. Na una dey make noise not him, shikena. Na the Koko wey I wan drop be that

Nobody is saying anything about the large number of illegals/members of dangerous gangs and other criminals that have been arrested and quashed in the last 48hrs alone by this same ICE. Agenda must agend! Smh

missjekyll:
Did Obama deport them in shackles and beat them up? Did he authorise taking Kindergartners and schoolchildren? Even taking people from the sanctuary?

Can you see the difference? Your toddler has gone to school but now ICE has got her? How silly,hope they can change diapers and make bottles. What a silly idea.
How is the funding freeze going? Lol,incompetence

you've just proven my point. You're making noise about it right now. If we could go back in time, Obama likely did all these you itemized, but lucky him, there was no noise, cos it's Obama. Someone that was dubbed deporter-in-chief, but hey cos he is liked, no furore. Your bias dey so glaring. Lol

Again as you have just proven, Trump isn't making noise. Trump haters and leftist mainstream media are. That much is clear to see.

missjekyll:
This was very insightful. The cruelty is the point.

Just like in the UK at the minute,deportations of people with no right to be here are happening currently at a very high rate. But nobody shouts about it.

CNN and leftist mainstream media are the ones shouting about it. Silly people like Selena Gomez are the ones making a spectacle about it. Why can't everyone shut up just like they did during the Obama times? Shutting up is so darn easy, why is it so hard for the haters to do that? Anyway, the veil of deceit don burn patapata even before the election, so MOST objective people are not deceived by all these shenanigans and nonsense.

Let him deport who him wan deport in peace, no o, lai lai...headline after headline, reaction after reaction, insult after insult and yet he is the one making noise. How ludicrous!. The man said he would do it before being elected, the man signed executive orders on it a week ago. The man hasn't been making noise about it, na una dey make noise.

Can you see the inconsistency now?

Fix culpability where culpability is jare.

The earlier Mexicans, Africans, Guatemalans, Colombians and all the other 'ans', take a cue from wetin Uhuru Kenyatta talk for here, and realise that Trump/America owes you nada, the better for all of them. Me no dey among those wey send Trump papa, and I no vex say him no send me.

I no just understand the silly entitlement mentality. Person say he no wan do or allow certain rubbish again, some people wey dey fine being the beggars in the equation at hand come dey vex. Since when did beggars become choosers?? Again, if you are an illegal, Trump is gonna come after you and whatever you see, you deserve it. If you have any shame or dignity, go the fck home! Simple.