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Omo it wasn't a funny thing, I was about sitting outside yesterday to take fresh air in the evening breeze before I put on my generator at my usual 8-9 o'clock period. Low and behold as I sat ,my brain replayed a picture of a snake I sighted near the wall very close where I was, since I was born I've never seen a snake live and direct before. I immediately stood up and looked at it again ,it was a big one it was moving slowly along its lane nit even conscious I had spotted it and we were so close to each other ,about 2 feet apart.i went inside to get my machete and told my mother what I saw , I've never seen her so scared in my entire life she's dark in complexion but I can swear her face shone white when I told her . I thank God for averting danger, I wonder whether its poisonous though.
The time I got back outside it had gone to hide
Long story short I knew it had to be around my generator house cause that was were some load where something like that could hide was.
I struck it first on the head and watched it die slowly it struggled like a catfish, I had to video it for my mum who didn't want to come out to see it
I observed its color began changing to white as it was dying.
https://youtube.com/shorts/fO0Yq6dyHnY?feature=share

lalasticlala mynd44

hahahahaha5x:
God bless you sir.

These guys are funny sha lol.

I should continue spending foolishly when she has clearly told me she doesn't visit people at home? I didn't ask her to refund me, she suggested that. Should I have rejected her offer?

You sabi jare
She dey mad she get money to give you back
But dey claim say she hungry
Lol

dacblogger:
Mtcheewwwwwmmmm...
You spent 700 naira and you expect sex from her already... It's good as she paid you back your money cos it's obvious you need the money more.

Fool so na until e spend 50k abi
Or the pussy get stipulated price to pay before knack

Midas01:
Lmao.... See useless advice.

If the op was a woman you'd call her olosho and public latrine, right?

But since it's your fellow brolosho as usual just advice him to fvck more....LMAO

Senseless.... All of you.

Even if you're a boy or girl I'll give advice to whom I deem to
Nobody is public latrine and above sin

You want to stop if you really do
Follow these instructions
Get a book and a pen
Now you are to challenge yourself to have sex just 4 times a week
Get a carton load of condoms keep Atleast two with you whenever you go out
Dont exceed this 4 per week for 2months
This tactic will help you gain control once again over your body
Dont hate the prostitutes and dont beat yourself after sex instead be happy cause it's the pleasure you crave

Get tested know if you have any disease and treat them immediately before it gets out of control, you can get your life back I promise

After 2 months reduce the number to 3 prostitutes per week
Then get a sexually active girl and befriend

What you're suffering from is just a high sex drive

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I need more still buying

Still buying

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Please quote me when u post

a diligent police officer of the great country Nigeria as enter one chance during a stop and search operation he carried out by himself as he destroys a part of this man Benz


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4yWNjc_D_E

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car wah boy drove This GLK to buy EBA and ended up crashing the car. This is the perfect definition of wahala be like bicycle.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcQLY300hL0

car wah boy drove This GLK to buy EBA and ended up crashing the car. This is the perfect definition of wahala be like bicycle.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcQLY300hL0

This is his interview with BBC pidgin
Obinna Iyiegbu, wey pipo sabi as Obi Cubana, don reveal inside exclusive interview with di BBC Pidgin, im life tori and journey.

Di 46-year old business man from Anambra state for eastern Nigeria wey dey into entertainment and hospitality business, from im hometown of Oba, Idemili South, Obi Cubana sidon to tok many tins, including about di early days of im business life.

Di business mogul wey di burial of im mama for im hometown Oba over di weekend of 16, 17, 18 July, 2021, become di biggest tori for social media, tok about di role of im parents, im education and how im make im first N1m ($2,400).

Over di weekend of 16, 17, 18 July, 2021, di burial of Obi Cubana mama, wey im do for im hometown Oba, become Nigeria biggest tori for social media and e get why.

Tori begin fly upandan say Obi Cubana by Friday say go immortalise im mama wit pendant and neckpiece wey worth $100,000 and ceremony wey cost even more.

“E happun like dis becos we don promise our mama say wen she clock 80 years, di kain carnival wey we go do, nobody don do am for dis world,” Obi Cubana tok as im explain why di burial na tok of town.

E say but wen im mama die before her 80th birthday, dem come decide to direct all di planning and energy for di burial.

First One Million Naira

Di Political Science graduate say after im comot school, e dey Abuja dey do National Youth Service (NYSC) for 1999 wia im serve for di National Assembly.

At di same time Obi Cubana come enta Estate Agent work, dey sell land and real estate property.

“Na for dia I hear 5% for di first time in my life!”

But im big break come e say, as e bin meet one client wey give am house furnishing contract.

“We do [di job] well o, e dash me N500k...inside di job my profit come be like N600 and something [thousand], so na N1.1m be that.”

Oda jobs later follow.

“I do small contract for PPMC, make small money that time buy my V-Boot [Mercedes Benz car], na so we come start life.”


Wetin we call dis Video,
Terry Waya: Na me discover Banana Island

Mama and Papa

Di business mogul praise im parents well-well for how dem raise im and im siblings, especially im mama, wey e say become everytin for dem since dia papa die 15 years ago.

“Na she dey play di role of papa and mama… before you go she must pray for you, after she go pray for you,” di Lagos based businessman bin tok about im mama.

E say im mama bin dey teach for for di primary school im attend: Central School, Oba.

Money spraying

Obi Cubana defend di spraying of currency notes for di ceremony by guests, say na dem get dia money and so dem fit spend am anyway dem like.

“How I go plan make pipo troway money, carry am bath? Di money na dem get am… na dem get dia money na dem get dia style.

Watch full interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0r_BXmq1RY

here is a video Nobody seems to understand what is going on as this video of a woman who mysteriously vanishes in the background of a live TV report from SABC news
Seeing is believing



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZDO3VIGdTI