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illicit:
U neva add deaf and mute ladies....

if they get hold of u, they can't take no for an answer

Actually dey can't hear you say no

Nigga please contact me on WhatsApp via my signature

Praktikals:
People are so gullible. I see people are quoting you and you too are feeling like a super star. Yeye. Your end will be similar to that of the fake pastor that made front page today for impregnating 20 gullible women.

He is a superstar if not you won't also join the bandwagon and quote him

GofuckYourself:
Okay we are going to talk tonight

Do hit me up to my number at my signature

GofuckYourself:
Hmmmm

Deep question

Bro it takes you questioning your spirit , prayers , deep.prayers and asking the right questions

Firstly you have to unlearn all you think you know

You have to first know yourself

Know who you are
Know you are separate from the body you have which is just a dress
My brother its a whole new life and awareness

The main reason I believe most of your words is because Christ himself or better still yeshua will reincarnate again so it was said by the Bible in an indirect way

Nuttella:
Give yourself to the all powerful God, that path you are following will lead you no where, you will just be doing astral projection, sucking blood of people you can manage to suck, ofcourse you can't suck mine, and worshipping Satan who can't say "Jesus Christ" cause of the damage it does to his kingdom. You know it and I know it. Why decieve yourself?

Read his words with a open mind and you would know better than to rebuke him cause he hasn't rebuked your religion

GofuckYourself:
In the evening brother

Have we met before I'm the past life or where you sent to shape my destiny

Aremu01:
What an interesting thread!

Swears gofvckyourself really got me hooked

Mrscarter:
Either she's simple or she's just childish n I think she's just playing with U.
Seems she not interested in U herself as she's pushing U into the other girl n is only saying maybe at the end because she's liking the attention Ur giving her telling her U desire her n such.
If I was U I'd find someone else

Yea thanks I've already done the needful to the bitch

I'm a student in my early twenties have a dream of becoming an entrepreneur but you know how the country be , no funds anywhere, But nonetheless that won't stop me from dreaming so on this thread are some of my top ideas I wish to invest on if I had the funds my number is in my signature if you wanna contact me to help me achieve my goal.
NB: I'll be modifying the thread to add the next ideas so here we go

1. Fresh fruit only super market on the highland:
I know alot of people who live on the highland and have to drive down to the mainland or malls to get fruits,
So the plan will be to opened a very well packaged and neat fruit store
Where different types of fruit will be sold from locally grown ones like water melon,mango, cherry,pineapple to foreign fruits like Apple , strawberry, raspberry etc
Also very beautiful looking natural juice will be sold.
The estimate for this business is 2.25M based on the fact that it's on the highland and things are quite pricy there.
The average monthly income is very high because people on the highland have good purchasing power and love neat and quality products.
The average monthly income is about 350k
But this business have the potential of blossoming into something big like a company on its own and rise the monthly income into millions
2. Game shop (highland and or mainland)
First I'll start with narrating what the mainland cost will be
Game shops is a fast rising lucrative business just like the P.O.S stands which I'll talk about later on.
All you need is
A good generator 55k
3 PlayStation 4 225k(at good bargain price)
1 fairly used ps3 35k
1 standing fan. 15k
4 fairly used TV sets 120k
Painting, designs, shop rent, banners and miscellaneous 100k
The estimated starting capital on the mainland is 550k
Game shop is a very lucrative business right now as I have once been a customer that spent morning till night in a game shop before not once or twice and also met people there who do the same thing I did, although now I have outgrown it a bit but I won't still deny that game stations are very addicting.
Estimated monthly average income of game shop on the mainland is 380k
Would have been more , but this business has alot of unseen expenses like fueling and changing of gadgets/repairs.
While doing this on the mainland you will want to go really elaborate so as to standout,
We are talking about virtual machines 3d glasses , player vs player virtual games and a big and very beautiful play house
Yes not a game shop a play house, that's accommodates not only mostly male visitors but also females.
For this we need a suitable location on the highland with alot of parking space for costumers and a medium sized building to accommodate the little crowd with very nice atmosphere and good number of air conditions. Yea it sounds big cause it is big,
We talking an estimated investment cost of 27m
3virtual machines
2 simulation machines
5 virtual reality glasses
3ps4
2 Xbox
2 ps5
10 large screens
I'm thinking a very colorful painted house with drawings of different game legends from God of war to Ben 10 to Messi to resident evil etc.
With a large screen dedicated to showing the nickname/username of our monthly winners in our monthly competition held in various games including the V.R ones
And two sponsored post of celebs hanging out in our playhouse on social media
I'm thinking of naming it "the future playhouse". A mini lounge can be located inside the playhouse , with ice cream, small chops, water, drinks etc sold there

Okay here's the nice part , the price of the games played here are surely and rightly expensive
We're talking about an average monthly income of 3.4m - 7M depending on the months with festive seasons.
So this are the few ideas ill write for now , I'll like your contributions will add more later on during some free time. You can contact me on WhatsApp my number at my signature thanks for reading

J

Stephenmoka4:
PIC 3

Her: Ur mistake kee ( just for the chat ) [clearance, dispossess]


You: Or follow my heart (defensive response) [ in possession]


Her: Follow your heart na, it's your heart. (defensive response, testing your patience) [freekick in her own half]


Her: If you like her (not pleased with your previous reply)


Her: Go for it (creating a difficult atmosphere) [shot off target ]


Her : Go for what you like and she is cute (TRAP ! putting herself in the dark, expecting you to find the right switch ) [Cuts your defense with a through ball, CHANCE ! ]


Multiple response in a row, under pressure and she's not enjoying it.

possession; her - 47, you - 53

You: Precious will you be my girlfriend (interesting, decisive situation) [ Brilliant tackle, ball retrieved. Starts a counter attack. Shot on target]


Her: I am your girlfriend na, am I not? (She's shows some interest but, wants to read everything from you and she's trying to play safe) [ shot saved, cross inside the box]


You: so that's a no right? (Arrrgh, seriously?) [Yellow card, penalty! oh No ]

Hahaha I dey enjoy your analysis bros , abeg continue

fati2001:
more chat.

You're bored right

Stephenmoka4:
PIC 2


Her : But, she's good Sha ( giving you option to open up more, another defense response ). [ in possession, exchanging passes ]

You: Yes you yes you (hmm, interesting.) : [ dribbling, chance open. Shot from outside the box]

possession; Her 54, You - 46

Her: How me, you are the one to follow your heart. (Defensive response). [ Counterattack, creating an offside trap ]

You: see you have everything I desire in a girl, and I want you But if you don't, den I'll talk to her and never mention this again. ( Puts her in a little decision position) : [ flags up, offside ]

Her: What do I have that you desire (defensive response, trying to open you up). [ shot blocked, in possession ]

You: Your personality is great... (really ) [ shot off target ]

Missing part of my shot check var

Stephenmoka4:
PIC 2


Her : But, she's good Sha ( giving you option to open up more, another defense response ). [ in possession, exchanging passes ]

You: Yes you yes you (hmm, interesting.) : [ dribbling, chance open. Shot from outside the box]

possession; Her 54, You - 46

Her: How me, you are the one to follow your heart. (Defensive response). [ Counterattack, creating an offside trap ]

You: see you have everything I desire in a girl, and I want you But if you don't, den I'll talk to her and never mention this again. ( Puts her in a little decision position) : [ flags up, offside ]

Her: What do I have that you desire (defensive response, trying to open you up). [ shot blocked, in possession ]

You: Your personality is great... (really ) [ shot off target ]

Lolz funny nigga lemme let you in on the full stuff I'm enjoying your analysis

seanwilliam:
says someone with low self esteem who can’t walk up to a lady but resorted to begging a liability on WhatsApp to be his ‘girlfriend’.. and why will I even be a a friend with a dumbass like you, na my mouth I go take finish u.. ode omo

Nigga I don't have low esteem , I see her quite often how'd you think I got her number how'd you think her friend started crushing on me, oh well you can't read stuff and assimilate we can't be friends you're slow upstairs

seanwilliam:
a player indeed. I know your life depends on that pussy.. gtfoh

Another simp spotted , the funniest part is I don't want to bleep her we might date and I won't bleep her, bleeping is the last thing on my mind with her , I like her vibe not her pussy

Stephenmoka4:
PIC one

You: you are the one I want (hmm, how sentimental of you); [ shot on target ]

Her: be lying there (she used a defensive response) [ shot saved ]

You: Don't know if I should toast her. [ foul ]

Her: Talk oo (puts you in an awkward situation) [ in possession ]

Her: Kilode (defensive response) [ cross blocked, clearance ]

You: I'm trying to make the right decision ( shot off target )

Abi this girl get talent to be a morinho

fati2001:
more chat.

Just kukuma add me on WhatsApp and request the whole chat there, not here in front of the world I also value her privacy

seanwilliam:
Bobo stop sounding like a dunce na. Haba . You’re SIMP!.. see the way u Dey beg for the girl attention self.. and they are correcting you . You still Dey form sensible .. koshi danu joor ..

Nothing like begging for attention there , she knows me as a player and bad guy, I don't take ladies serious, the please was just a way of letting her know I really meant what I said, I regret nothing , I opened up to say my feelings for a girl I really like if that makes me a simp then fine

seanwilliam:
honestly the guy is a dunce idiot.. haba.. I could see that of all the comments her, he only agreed to follow the advice from a lady’s poster .. is that not simping at its peak ?


He is doing nonsense with confidence .. if I had him as a friend him life no go remain the same

Can't have you as a friend caused your mindset is biased,
I don't segregate male advice from female advice I believe everyone is unique and have there own point of view, I have also listened to the male advices too ,but you will pick on the female part just to boost your argument, say something sensible next time and I'll consider your "manly" advice

fati2001:
more chat.

What else do you want[sub][/sub]

Classyuniquebae:
You come off as a very intelligent dude . So let me drop a few points.

1. This is a very dicey situation because it seems the girl you like equally likes you judging from the chats but might be in a relationship or already entangled with another person and she sees you as an option .

She kept saying " Just follow your heart" a typical girls attitude when she wants you to do the chasing . She is indecisive either cuz she wants you to chase her a little or she has someone else.

So what do you do ? In this era, chasing and constantly trying to woo a lady to accept to be in a relationship with you is sure exhausting but I assure you , if she is the one you want , deep down as a woman also , I know that she is likely to give in cuz she is already free with you.

The disadvantage of this is that , she might feel pressurized to date you and anytime there is a misunderstanding, she might start blaming you of forcing her to date you . Yep , we are like that !
You can choose to do the chasing but if not , I would strongly advise that you consider the following options.


2. It is always best in life to choose whom loves you first in any kind of relationship cuz that makes all things easier but first , try to just be friends with her friend who has indicated interest in you .

You may never know , forget the appearance , we are all unique . So you might come to realize that she is far better than the girl you originally had in mind . You might fall in love deeply , then you can decide if you want to take it to another level of asking her out or not .


Equally understand that there are disadvantages of giving in to her friends interest . Tomorrow that same girl who introduced you to her friend will do anything to destroy it out of jealousy and envy . She would say " after all I knew him before her or if no be me , she no go know am " you know stuffs like this.

And tomorrow you will hear " After all you chose my friend ! Are you not a man ? Why didn't you put effort into getting me ? Bla bla bla ! So to avoid all these avoidable dramas ....you can take the next option.



3. You can choose to ignore her friend and ignore her as well and just get yourself a different girl of your choice and quit your friendship with the so called girl cuz you can't have a girlfriend and be friends as in close friends with another girl , something is bound to happen . Forget Na my bestie, Na my bestie trash ,Na scam .


Good Luck !!!

I really like your advice and appreciate the fact that you took out time to write this, I plan on using option 1 and mixing it a bit with 2, then if all fails go for 3 thanks again

Michaelfucker:
Share your best sex experience

Op na you suppose start abi you no want make your thread go far ni

WilliamsDeGreat:
Let's see your pics

I for put my picture I know say i fine , but I no wan sleep wake up see my story for front-page , how I wan take explain to my guys say i Bleep up like this

DenreleDave:
Never ask a girl to be ur girlfriend on chat...

Never ask her to be ur girlfriend when u r together..

Just flow with the move, make the move, try being romantic to her and see how she will react...

Her reaction will give u the light u r waiting for.... Red or green...

True

Satguru:
U no get money. O boy go hustle oooo. Guy wey get money no dey spin woman ooo. Wen I never get my RX330, naso I dey blow big big grammar for them to visit me oo. Even the one wey go manage come go say e no dey lash the first day ooo. But now, story don change ooo. O boy try get bananas make u move close to monkey, ur body go tell u uuu

No be lieeee,
But as man never get money junior boy no suppose starve na

Donkwakwas:
No smart moves, it's obvious she likes you, let her bring the game to you, play the gentle nice guy.
She's all urs

I was thinking of making her jealous

Stephenmoka4:
You: Please be my girlfriend; That puts her on the driver's seat. (Shot hit the cross bar)

Possession: Girl - 68, You - 32

Her : Awnnnn; ( keeps you thinking ). (Ball safe/possession)

Her: Ok I will try my best but I love our friendship. (Shot blocked, corner)

You: Yes or No. (VAR check, possible penalty)

Her: It's not a yes and it's not a No. (VAR confirmed, no penalty awarded; offside).

Crazy analysis you deserve stout

EmmaNuella77:
You made a mistake sha..
You would've tried to know her feelings before asking her out
Cause if you go ahead to ask her friend out, she might get jealous or just try to manipulate the other girl by letting her know what has transpired.
And the other girl might end up feeling like a second choice and trust me! No girl likes to feel that way.



But anyhow sha.
You fit run am
But you gatz set compass well

Lolz well said deep down running her friend will just be to make her jealous, am the type that uses girls to cruise alot and she knows this, funny how I feel I won't play with her feelings if I had her, I should have probably stuck with the ones I don't love cause I do better when I'm with em