₦airaland Forum

MrCrackles:
Mariah Carey is in a better position to translate!

tope2000:
might work that way

Feeling each other's body heat
u cannot do that on the phone

MrCrackles:
Barawo bansa shege!

tope2000:
Wetin put in the state of shock??
isnt it part of relationship
sauron corrupted me, blame him

tope2000:
What abt the initimacy btn us
If i have been dating the guy b4 he travels then thats cool as long as i can travel to visit him n vice versa

spoilt:
My room mate went to visit a relative in ngwa territory. She was a fat girl. As soon as she got off the public transportation, someone remarked how delicious she would be for eating. She jumped into the nearest bus and returned to school. God saved her that day!

tope2000:
No. . . i wear it to trap treetop

tope2000:
Some even buy the house cash down

tope2000:
i guess im one of those

IykeD:
ok now i get it but you should have given us the full gist in the original post like him working in Europe cos i don't see why a man working in Niger will be paying you salary in dols even if he is paid in dols.Now i see, it's not only the Nollywood people give us unnecesary "part 2, 3 and 4" versions of their scripts, have such on NL posts too.We don't mind part 3 though, like more details about the various vacations et al.
To the ladies who think we are hating, what's there to hate, we are guys and sensible enough to know when something doesn't sound true/right but i guess she has made a lil bit clarification on her initial post.

helovesme:
Thank you
May you find a girl that you can shower with care and love and i hope she appreciates you for it as well

tope2000:
lol. . . honestly speaking, is that true??

tope2000:
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . . .i think u shud go back n read, she isnt cussing the poster o

tope2000:
sharap dia
is there juju in beads

Geetoylaz:
nah actually u didnt. obviovsly,  guys like u tend to hate a lot. cos u're broke. so when n sista finds her self a providing man that u cant match up to, u get all frustrated. i bet my last cent that ur single, not just single, but u've been single for a long ass time.  n when gurls dont go for loosers like u n get swept off thier feet by real blokes, u cant help but blame ur self day after day for being such a fallback.   n thats why when a chick is totally off the market, u feel this sharp pain that forces u to attack her, but since she out of ur reach, u rain insults instead. so hun i've dealt with breakdowns like u in the past n hun i'm not retired yet, so if u think a gurl like me cant get to a guy like u, think again hun, cos i'll break u. hows that i'm i in the ball park??

OMO IBO:
i just hope you dont get used to it. cos this is where most girls get things wrong.
and you better not sit on ur behind and expect things to be the way it is forever.

sistawoman:
Here is what you do:

Be loyal
Cook his fav. meals
Wear his fav. smells
Wear his Fav. clothes
Keep yourself up, same shape and style that attracted him
Never ever give him reason to think you are straying
And never ever let him walk all over you.
Lead from behind

HeatFusion:
Treetop.
Be quiet.
You're stressing for nothing.

@Jessie
I love you too boo

HeatFusion:
Love square.

DaP is in love with Treetop, Treetop in love with his girl, Jgirl in love with me, am in love with the Stimulus Bill Package

DaPhoenix:
[img]http://i42.tinym/mv3ybq.jpg[/img] Why not??!!

https://i43.tpic.com/s5fyxe.jpg

Oh really, you're lucky HF came to your rescue.

DaPhoenix:
Would you love me to post the evidence?

DaPhoenix:
You don't know your boy.

Moonstone:
Toyin, go to bed and stop drooling. You have school o! Treetop don sleep, don wake. Go to bed joooooooooooo Oniranu!

Treetop, please leave this baby to go to bed jare.

HeatFusion:
and here I was looking through my pockets for some offer. Will you take trident gum?

LOL, cool. I wondered why you no dey talk abt sex like the rest of them.
It's called having respect for your woman.
And I say, keep it up. bruh. Am proud of ya

HeatFusion:
Offer?

HeatFusion:
Since when?
Abeg answer the question jare.

I just found out that we're not related

Moonstone:
Finally! WOw - I am impressed. We got pics today. . . that was very good.

DaPhoenix:
lol @ heatfusion

@treetop, thank you

HeatFusion:

Is she irreplacable?