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todayboy:
Confused post

Oga go back to your ban business

#senselesspost

You will outlive your enemies my bro for this epic response you wondered why many reasonable posters from the PDP divide and GEJites have suddenly disappeared off Nairaland. Meanwhile you just made my day with this epic reply.

I really pity Buhari, once the Western World Media get on his case he becomes history. If you must fight corruption spare no one and not this one-sided bullshyte styles he is busy doing.

Buhari is gradually heading for the rocks with his kill and go mentality.

This desperate by Buhari to scuttle the same Democracy that handed him Presidency on a platter of gold at the ripe age of 73 (when his contemporaries are already resting in the bosom of the Lord) will not work. APC can NEVER win in any of the major oil rich South south States.

The Ghost Minitaur is the latest iteration of terrifyingly cute agile legged robots. I for one welcome our doglike robot overlords.


The Minitaur is joystick-controlled right out of the box, and can operate using different gaits. The 2DOF (two degrees of freedom) legs "are good for more than just running. They can sense and exert precise forces, and do basic manipulation." It even uses conventional rotary electric motors.

http://boingboing.net/2016/09/30/adorable-doglike-robot-can-cli.html

sarrki:
See pure envies

There is no equal of tinubu politically in modern day Nigeria.

Keep it up with your pseudo confidence and chest beating. Tinubu is about to be roasted like "agbado" and you are here forming sophistication. Keep the mumu flag flying you hear.

Jibril659:
vangjunk news always dishing out information that won't help the public

Why can't you risk a mere 15 minutes of your time to read the article meditatively and learn instead of this "online misbehaviour" of yours this cool Sunday morning.

very funny thread still the same old story of blame games. I really pity Mallam Buhari and his zombies.

Mumu Governor, na now day break for in eye

joseph1832:
I'm old enough to be your elder brother, that's for sure.

I say this because you fail to know prayer is nothing more than words. So you "praying for the president to succeed in tackling the economy" is just words, empty words at that.

And it's a source of headache not to me, but millions of Nigerians because your lot have been praying since 1960, and how have your prayers helped the country thus far?

So next time, rather than praying for the president, challenge him by criticising his policies constructively.

Dearest son of God you will not lose your reward for schooling an unbeliever. Please keep it up

StephanieLuv:
I can't believe this old man snapped this picture and uploaded on Nairaland

I can't believe you just typed this.

I hope dbanj is learning the biggest lesson of his life. Do not mess with Don Jazzy.

blowjohn:
Restitution I presume rests on fairness of morality. Can this student rewind back the hands of time, ND rewrite the exam at that age again? What is wrong with just rewriting it and moving on?

absolute correct point u got there but in this case he got the personal conviction to carry out the action he just did. people need to respect him for that

ireneony:
I need to whip him with kobokobo

Just watch out for the guy in the next 7 years and you may regret making this statement nothing like restituting your ways before God when you are convicted in your conscience and spirit.

oh my God Madam NOI is a beauty to behold. I love her so much.

I am with the op on this one becos this Presidential system coupled with the directionless 1999 constitution may eventually bury this country on the long run.

Hmmmn, Idi Amin was a real ruthless leader Countries in Africa needs. I really love his anti-superpowers stance, his only problem was that he got power drunk.

Just imagine the situation we put ourselves as a people and one miserable Lai Mohammed is saying nonsense.

Useless set of rams with fufu for brain little wonder Madam Oby has this to say;

Fwded:
From Oby Ezekwesili

I still find it funny that most people
don't know why Nigeria economy
went into recession, they love the
incompetent lies of Lai Mohammed
about the past government ruining
everything. It's also myopic to think
that if Jonathan were to still be in
power, we would be worse off.
The truth about Nigeria's recession
is this; it was caused by the
president's unguided rhetoric and
uncultured body language.
Firstly, there is nothing we are
buying today that we weren't buying
5 years ago, therefore it's not our
purchase that put pressure on Naira
but withdrawal of funds by foreign
investors.
After the election, the president
created instability with his unguided
statements about how everyone is
corrupt and how everyone is going to
jail. The instability made foreign
investors to liquidate their
investment and change their money
to dollars. In the process of trying to
flee, they were willing to buy dollars
at any price, which lead to high
exchange dollar rate.
Even though some of them were not
ready to run away, but want their
money in dollars to save their
investments from devaluation, the
president gave a bad signal by
banning deposit of foreign currency
into dormiciliary accounts. That was
enough for free market believers to
see the draconian handwriting on
the wall, that was the beginning of
dollar rush.
To make matters worse, the
president came up with another
outrageous policy of rationing dollar
to certain sectors and blocking many
sectors out. That was the nail in the
coffin which facilitated the
emergence of free FALL.
In the end, foreign investors took
over $80B out of the economy within
a short period and everything went
down to free fall.
To those who believe it will be worse
if Jonathan is still there, you are all
wrong. Policy continuity and political
stability will not let billions of
dollars leave our shores within such
tiny time frame. Even though the
government might have income
shortage, the private sector will
weather the storm by their
confidence in the market.
The fear of the unknown created by
PMB is responsible for the economic
downturn not low oil price. Interest
rate in America is currently at 0.5%
while it is 12% in Nigeria. JP Morgan
Chase will not mind borrowing $50
billion from Feds at 0.5 and put in
Nigeria for return of %2000 profit.
Citi bank will do the same, likewise
US Bank Corp. Chase gave Buhari
warning about the repercussions of
his fixing policy before they pulled
out, but his illiterate cyber warriors
and misseducated e-soldiers said
JPMORGAN can go to hell, they no
longer believe in economic metrics
since their messiah is in charge.
Funny enough they are all suffering
today because of the stupid policy,
but they find relief by blaming it on
past administration and Gucci
appetite of average Nigerians.
For your information, if your
president "kontunu" with his
unguided rhetoric, Naira will go
down to N1000/1 $. But we thank
God, he is no longer talking.

Fwded: From Oby Ezekwesili
I still find it funny that most people don't know why Nigeria economy went into recession, they love the incompetent lies of Lai Mohammed about the past government ruining everything. It's also myopic to think that if Jonathan were to still be in power, we would be worse off. The truth about Nigeria's recession is this; it was caused by the president's unguided rhetoric and uncultured body language.

Firstly, there is nothing we are buying today that we weren't buying 5 years ago, therefore it's not our purchase that put pressure on Naira but withdrawal of funds by foreign investors. After the election, the president created instability with his unguided statements about how everyone is corrupt and how everyone is going to jail. The instability made foreign investors to liquidate their investment and change their money to dollars. In the process of trying to flee, they were willing to buy dollars at any price, which lead to high exchange dollar rate.
Even though some of them were not ready to run away, but want their money in dollars to save their investments from devaluation, the president gave a bad signal by banning deposit of foreign currency into dormiciliary accounts. That was enough for free market believers to see the draconian handwriting on the wall, that was the beginning of dollar rush.
To make matters worse, the president came up with another outrageous policy of rationing dollar to certain sectors and blocking many sectors out. That was the nail in the coffin which facilitated the emergence of free FALL. In the end, foreign investors took over $80B out of the economy within a short period and everything went down to free fall.
To those who believe it will be worse if Jonathan is still there, you are all wrong. Policy continuity and political stability will not let billions of dollars leave our shores within such tiny time frame. Even though the government might have income shortage, the private sector will weather the storm by their confidence in the market.
The fear of the unknown created by PMB is responsible for the economic downturn not low oil price. Interest rate in America is currently at 0.5% while it is 12% in Nigeria. JP Morgan Chase will not mind borrowing $50 billion from Feds at 0.5 and put in Nigeria for return of %2000 profit. Citi bank will do the same, likewise US Bank Corp. Chase gave Buhari warning about the repercussions of his fixing policy before they pulled out, but his illiterate cyber warriors and misseducated e-soldiers said JPMORGAN can go to hell, they no longer believe in economic metrics since their messiah is in charge. Funny enough they are all suffering today because of the stupid policy, but they find relief by blaming it on past administration and Gucci appetite of average Nigerians.
For your information, if your president "kontunu" with his unguided rhetoric, Naira will go down to N1000/1 $. But we thank God, he is no longer talking.

Tribalism, the BANE OF NIGERIA'S DEVELOPMENT! What a pity.

jide219:
Whether it's shifted to December 1st or September 28 what I know is that obaseki is going to win, we the edoite especially from akoko-edo says no to Pastor lucky ize igbinedion

So we still have people that reason like this in this modern age don't let me say what's on my mind.

after reading through and the names involved ***Nigerians are wiser now***

12Monkeys:
Arrant Nonsense.

Even though Yorubas are fetish and ritual killings are a mainstay of Yoruba society, I doubt this Muslim woman because their allah can't do sh1t and second and most importantly, most of these tall tales are usually narrated by Yoruba women who go on AWOL from their husband's house to meet their boyfriends.

My Bishop this is actually a true life story. May God's protection continually be upon us and our families throughout these "ember months" in Jesus Name. God is still rescuing people from the lion's den irrespective of your practised faith.

ificatchmodeh:
Funny man..you see yourself..thank God he's doing you well..guess you being paid daily by the government cos you help them propagate their lies and defend their errors..

Now there a lot out there..that don't have money for today's offering,talk more of food to eat..alot out there that wish to celebrate ilaye..but not even sure of today's meal.
Company's are folding,economy is bad..very bad..nigerians are suffering amd you're telling me how God is doing "you and your family"good cos of your pay per post..
No worry keep enjoying..and I will keeping wailing till this government gets it right...or we patiently wait 2019..then you will understand that the voice of the people is the voice of God

Nice points there bro but wait a minute, I thought the person you are quoting is a female pls tell us what we don't know.

Nonso92:
Wow!! Something is really happening in this country.


http://www.mybadagryblog.

My brother the height of wickedness in this Country is closer to hell what we need is JUSTICE and God will smile back at us.

Forwarded as received From my Whatsapp page: A Must Read!

Pls let us circulate this to our people/families anywhere in Nigeria. God will continue to preserve us and our families wherever they are in Nigeria.

THIS HAPPENED IN IBADAN:
Money ritualists are on the prowl in Ibadan, the capital of
Oyo State. Kidnapping incidents are on the rise daily and it
is of great concern to the residents.
Every person is suspicious of the next person close to
him or her walking the streets.
So it was with a 42-year-old mother of four, Olorunyomi
(not real name). She set the whole of Academy area of
Odo-Ona Elewe, Orita Challenge, Ibadan, that Friday, August
19, 2016, into wild jubilation.
Reason: She came back home at 11:00pm from a near death
experience with money ritualists. She was kidnapped on
Tuesday, August 16, after transacting business in one of
the banks at Challenge, Ibadan, that fateful afternoon.
Olorunyomi, an events planner, was still shell shocked when
she narrated her ordeal to Daily Sun. She found it difficult
to comprehend why fellow human being could be so wicked
as to kill a fellow human being for whatever purpose.
She met a middle-aged woman at the banking hall who
became very jovial with her as she asked about the
welfare of her children: “I felt comfortable with her the way
she was relating with me and we became friends.
Afterwards, I got out of the bank and was heading for
another bank at Orita Challenge.
“The woman beckoned on to me from a beautiful Honda
Element car, introduced a girl of about 13 years old who
wore a school uniform of a popular girls’ school at Molete,
Ibadan, as her daughter and the man behind the wheels as
her husband. She asked me to join them since they were
going towards Orita Challenge.
“As we approached the bank, I asked the driver to stop
so that I can alight but he did not. The woman looked
back at me with disdain and said, ‘you don’t know what
has happened to you.’ I struggled to open the door but it
was locked. I thought by the time we get to the police
check point at New Garage, I would be able to scream for
help. But before we got there, I was already weak and
could not utter a word. It was then I realized that
everyone in the car could not talk including the driver.
“I became a bit conscious later and when I opened my eyes
all I saw was ‘Welcome to Sagamu’ in one of the bill
boards as the car swerved off the highway into a thick
bush. We arrived at a big gate of a very beautiful mansion
situated in the bush.
“We were ordered to alight from the car. The man behind
the wheels suddenly became conscious and was trying to
ask where he was. One of our captors struck him with
an object, something like a black belt, he fell and died
instantly.
As he was being dragged to the place where his body
parts would be dismembered, the woman that lured me into
the car rushed at him and disposed him off his valuables
like wristwatch, gold chain, wallet and his two phones.
“The woman looked at me disdainfully again and said,
‘madam no matter what you are thinking, we can never
meet on this planet earth again.’ I wondered how she could
read or hear my thoughts easily.
“We were ushered into a large room with CCTV monitoring
the Shagamu Expressway. We could see activities going on
from the expressway to the point where we veered off
the road.
“The man who received us was very happy and
congratulated the woman for briging such a ‘large stock’
despite the fact that it was not really a ‘rush hour.’ Some
of us were picked to be transported to another
destination where ‘supplies’ were urgently needed. I was
among them. I noticed that it was 7:05pm from the clock
inside the car that was to take us to our new
destination.
“On arrival, we were ushered in to another compound not
as big as the first house and the ring leader was
impressed. He locked me in another room where I met two
other victims, a woman and one Hausa man. I was asked
what was my name but something inside me said I should
not utter a word.
I kept reciting in my mind a verse from the holy Quran
“The ring leader said, ‘look Alhaja, stopped reciting Al Quran
here, or you think I don’t hear you? Let me tell you,
anyone who enters our den has been forgotten by God.’ It
then dawned on me that only God could save me.
“He treated me nicely and told me that all he needed from
me was to utter my name with my mouth. I kept mute
and he left but assured me that the next time he would
come I would be the one telling him my name.
He did come back after I refused to eat the plate of Amala
that was given to me. The woman I met in the room also
refused to eat. The Hausa man did not only eat, but
drank the water given to him and washed his face with it.
“The man appealed to me that I should eat. He then told
me my name including my mother’s name to prove to me
that nothing was hidden to him. All he was requesting was
that I should utter it by myself, which I refused. He was
also very furious at the Hausa man whom he said had
given him five different names.
“We were there all through Thursday till the wee hours of
Friday. Suddenly, the door of the room was opened by the
gateman. He led three strange old men, dressed in the
traditional Yoruba hunting attire with local touch lights
strapped around the frontal lobe of the head into the
room.
“The man who led the other two could not be less than
80 years and beckoned unto me. I woke the other two
with me. The Hausa man started reciting his last prayers
saying, ‘from Allah we came and to Him we shall return’ in
Arabic, thinking that the end had come.
“It was as if something was lifted off from my body as I
regained my strength and I could feel a kind of peace and
comfort all over me. The old man locked the gateman inside
the room and led us out of the compound into a thick
bush.
“According to the old man, he came to rescue us from
‘awon agbeni pa se etutu ola.’ (Those who kill for money
rituals.) He led us out of the compound around at about
1a.m on Friday. He said the three of us were safe. We
trekked for about two hours before reaching a riverbank.
“He made us to realise that he deliberately took us through
that route. If he had allowed us to go through the pathway
that leads to the highway, though shorter, but very risky,
as we were bound to be recaptured. He gave me three new
N500 notes that could transport us to town. He lamented
that most of the fishermen that could help us across the
river had gone home.
“Luckily for us, a young boy of about 18 years old who is
a fisherman came back to the river bank to check his net.
The old man begged him to take us across the river with
his canoe and then tried to identify himself by asking me
to look at his face carefully.
“Honestly, the man looked like one of my uncles with
seven tribal marks on his cheeks. He said to me, ‘I am
still alive’ and went back.
“At the home of that young boy, he brought three Okada
riders (motorcyclists) who charged us N500 each to take
us to the nearby town where we can board easily to our
various destinations. The nearest place is Ondo town. That
was then I knew we must have been held hostage in one
of the villages in Ondo State or around Ijebu Waterside.
“The okada riders refused to take us to a police station
or a motor park for fear of us being recaptured by the
kidnappers. I flagged down another car from the spot they
dropped us. After narrating our ordeal to the driver, he
refused to take us in for fear of us dying in his car, as
he did not know if the kidnappers had poisoned us. He
gave me N2,000 for us to find our way back to our
destinations. But the Hausa man joined a trailer filled with
cows.
“The other victim who escaped with me had been in their
den for over two weeks. She told me she was kidnapped
on her way to Ilesa where she was going to give her
parents some gifts after receiving her salary at the end of
of July. She said her driver stopped to pick someone by
the roadside drenched in the rain. She said immediately the
woman entered the car all of them became unconscious till
they found themselves in the compound of the house they
later brought me to.
“The money given to me was enough to take me to a
university at Ikeji-Ile (Ayo Babalola). I met a lecturer of that
school who offered to take me to Ikire while the other
victim dropped at Ilesa junction to meet with her parents. I
got to Iwo Road, Ibadan, around 10:00pm and managed to
call my husband who came to pick me up.
“I know my escape is divine. I really don’t know why God
favoured me so much to the extent that He showed me
such a great mercy. I am sad that human being could be
this wicked. I am even very sad for the people remaining in
their den, especially the little girl in school uniform. My
prayer is that God would deliver them and guide all of us
from falling victim of ritual killers.”
The Divisiponal Police Officer (DPO), Orita Challenge, Ibadan,
Mr. Olu Moore, was not in the office when Daily Sun
visited the station. But one of his officers confirmed that
the case was reported when Olorunyomi was found: “Her
husband promised to come back saying they wanted to go
and pray first. They have not come back since then for
the police to conduct proper investigation into the matter.”
He said he is not in the position to talk about the spate
off kidnaped in the state only the State PPRO could do that.
The sun.
Pls b careful how u relate with strangers.
Pls share to [truncated by WhatsApp]

When we say, politics and pastoral duties don't mix they will say we are not reasonable. Just imagine what lying and guess works in the grim face of recession has turned this Osinbajo (child of God dining with Tinubu) into now. If this man still has an iota of dignity in him he should just resign to safe his face from the impending shame that is about to envelope him. Free meals, N5,000 for poorest poor, 3,000,000 million jobs within 1 year, improved welfare and other bold faced lies are part of their campaign promises which this "man of God" chanted at every rallies but none was visited. Hmmnnn

jozee8:
You don dey vex? na hail i jus hail na bros

On a contrary I am actually eulogizing you as an English Teacher. vex? for what now?

idupaul:
For your info in December 2012 Nigeria first hit 5000 Megawatts and within a week it went down to 4500 Mws ..so do you realise that Fashola hasn't added an extra Mega watts to the installed capacity that already existed and yet you want to attribute it to him ..anytime our a hydro electric dams peak any Tom duck and Harry will hit the peak capacity of our installed generation capacity. . Meanwhile where in post to did I state of was from the south south because it saddens me that I complained that I haven't had light for days and yet you think of said that because I come from a certain region ..Guy wake up abeg

Just tell the clown that as at Thursday 8th September, 2016 power sector is currently operating at 3,856 mW according to TVC news. I must also beg you to ignore him becos zombies don't learn easily.

jozee8:
See grammar abeg...
what of if... bros i hail oo

Really? You must have been an English Teacher all your life but not an English Professor

florest:
That is not possible ma, U can't be saved outside the church. Who preached to you? What is your definition of CHURCH? I am sure d building did not preached to you but a member of the church.

Don't sound like an unbeliever, yes one can be saved outside the Church, after all Saul of Tarsus had an encounter with Jesus on his way to Damascus, he was baptised in water, change his name to Apostle Paul and did exploits than those of his contemporaries who slept in church, got born again in Church. Do not rewrite the BIBLE!