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Maybe she should wear skirt and blouse in the jacuzzi

But that's what people have been saying since nah! Nigerians said it's the importation of generator that will never allow our power sector to come alive and now a senator is sponsoring the bill. If its made into law, you'd see that power situation will actually improve

I don't even know maybe they've imported some more people into this Lagos ni. The traffic now is getting out of hand. As in, how would I leave home by 5:21 and still get to work late. A distance that use to take me a maximum of 90 minutes before

Prof na Marlian! But wait o. How come this Naira Marley guy has a cult followership? As in Marlians are following him religiously. Even bigger artists than him are professing to be a Marlian.

See this bros don make him own analysis. If you see N80 million today, shey no be how you wan go sleep for Burj Khalifa go dey hungry you?

narrowpathy:
As in ehn. No mind am. 80 million that is enough to live a comfortable life and you'll be a bit alright. Lemme break it down. 30 million naira house, car of 3 to 5 million or 15 million for brand new. 15 million to invest in business. 20 million will still remain oh

But why kill him? Did they kidnap him and didn't get the ransom or he was simply killed for ritual or it was just for fun? People are wicked in this world sha!

Yeah, but will all this, you still gotta spend. At all at all na im bad, it might not be much o but you can't just expect a woman to be all loving and caring when you did not spend anything. Even dates and movies and little gift will still cost you something, you just can't rule money out.

What stupid ideology does some women have sef? Someone messaged you, will it reduce anything from you if you replied immediately you had the chance to? They're now saying 'her crush' Who stays 3 days before replying their crush? As usual, the guy was being portrayed as the villain meanwhile, he was the one that even sent the first messaged. Na the guy Bleep up wey he even reply after 8 years sef, e for just leave her forever.

Especially Ikeja Electric! If you see the way they keep coming every week to disconnect light even when you kust paid 8K the penultimate week. This is no gainsaying, It's a personal experience, I've instructed them to stop billing me, I'm not using their light again

Nobody is saying don't collect tax but build the country with the proceeds. Iro! Na to dey increase tax everyday, insecurity is on the rise, the youths are turning to yahoo yahoo and armed robbery! That's why you need to protect your house from armed robbers or any other type of intruder for that matter, read my signature, you'd get in touch with our sales department to get a quote on every security and safety systems of your choice.

This immunity rubbish is the most stupid thing I've ever heard even for the executives. I mean, how can they suspect someone is a thief and you said, no oh, don't let us disturb him in his stealing escapades, let him focus on what he was doing. If he was doing the right thing, will any suite be brought against him ab initio? Any excuse to keep these stealing gays in power without check!

If one person own no spoil, another one no go better o, because see as Timi Dakolo take enter government now! I no sure say the opportunity go dey for say dem no sack the governor they really voted for


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N600! what type of madness is this? At least if you have decided to be unfortunate in life, have a tempting reason to do so. Using underage girls for prostitution for a paltry sum. Is it not even better that she give them wares to hawk? Won't that one even yield more returns?

Wedding has done itself. Nothing to say than a happy married life to the couples.
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Oftentimes, we hear stories of women getting raped and the ripple effects of the trauma used to have on them. In the safety and security industry, we believe that preparation is the best form of defense. The mistake most people make is chanting ‘God forbid’ instead of taking precautions.
There is a device called stun gun that you could use to protect yourself from attack if the attacker is stronger than you. Sometimes, stun guns are designed like a mobile phone, sometimes, like a flashlight, so the attacker won’t know what hits him until you unleash your stun gun. But really, what is a stun gun and how does work?
A stun gun is an electrical self-defense device that uses high voltage to stop an attacker. Touching a person with the prongs of the device quickly immobilizes the attacker. However, because the amperage is very low, no serious or permanent injury is inflicted.
The stun gun is designed to key into the nervous system. It dumps its energy into the muscles at a high pulse frequency that makes the muscles work very rapidly, but not efficiently.
This rapid work cycle depletes blood sugar by converting it to lactic acid all in just seconds.
The resulting energy loss makes it difficult to move and function. At the same time, the tiny neurological impulses that travel throughout the body to direct muscle movement are interrupted.
This causes disorientation and loss of balance and leaves the attacker in a passive and confused condition for several minutes.
Although there is no significant effect on the perpetrator's heart and other organs, you have the time you need to get away and get help.
They are a direct contact weapon - not to be confused with a TASER™ device because a TASER device will demobilize an attacker even without contact but for stun guns a one-half second contact will repel and startle the attacker, giving some pain and muscle contraction. If he lets go, take off and get out of there.
One to two seconds can cause muscle spasms and a dazed mental state. Over three seconds can cause loss of balance and muscle control, mental confusion, and disorientation but remember that 3 seconds is quite a long time when in a physical struggle. So, as soon as your attacker is dazed, leave there immediately
You will not get shocked if your attacker is touching you. Even if you or the attacker are wet or standing in water, you will not get shocked. The effect is localized only to where contact is made.

If every lady can have a form of personal protection device or two handy everywhere, they go, the report of assault on them would be limited and a lot of the attackers would be apprehended.
If you need this device, at this point, I’m sure you already know what to do but if you don’t know, you can ask in the comment section below.

You don't get? She's calling her Aunty and the SiL is addressing her by her first name. It's nothing in the western world, but let's face it, this is Africa, everybody will be calling her a bad wife if she start addressing her by her first name too even when she;s several years older [i][/i ]and married to her brother!

Skyfornia:
What is the benefit of calling you aunty? Please I really want to know...call her aunty too

E don happen! This kain defeat can truly be painful o. Imagine someone that has been envisaging been called His Excellency and all his numerous allies ready to chop the national cake, you're now telling them now that he did not qualify? For say e don do small now sef, e for good but e no tatse am at all! I no know say judgement fit fast like this sef for Nigeria, Aregbesola own na 3 and half years out of 4

We always pray that to God not to let thieves burgle our house, but we never really work on that prayer. There is a way we could prepare for intruders before their arrival and that is by installing a fire alarm system. Below are six ways why installing such system could benefit you.
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5. Cheaper insurance: The more protected your items, the less likely they are to be stolen. Thieves are looking for the easiest ones – they aren’t going to bother with a well-protected home or business premises. Just the sight of burglar alarms can be enough to deter an otherwise interested intruder. This means that installing a Burglary Alarm System in your property can lower your insurance premiums. Your savings will depend upon your provider, but you could see a significant reduction in the cost of your premiums.

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There you have it, 6 reasons why you should install a Burglar Alrm System. Share your views below

For your second sentence, that's why I said your husband is the problem. And trust me, you might even have a bigger problem in that marriage already that you've not known apart from this one

Doveyvia:
She's Iya Oko ,but I thought Yorubas equally respect an elder sibling's spouse?

Well, my husband said other girls are ready to call her mummy just to be his wife.

Yeah, sure. In fact, if you're disrespecting your brother's wife, it's your brother you're actually disrespecting. Maybe, you don't get me, I was saying the thing would be more painful if you're both Yorubas and other Tribes may not understand your plight completely

Doveyvia:
She's Iya Oko ,but I thought Yorubas equally respect an elder sibling's spouse?

Well, my husband said other girls are ready to call her mummy just to be his wife.

Would her sister address her by her first name? And if it's her sister that's not helping with chores, she can send her back home and it won't create problem for her in her husbands house cos laslas it's a family affair

IamD18:
Would you have complained like this if she was your own sister?

If you're not Yoruba, you can not understand this lady's plight. Forget that the lady is not helping with house chores, you see that addressing by the first name and she can't address her by her first name cos she's 'Iya Oko' can be very painful. Imagine, a secondary school leaver o! She's so insolent. What I see is that the problem is with the husband. I can't let anyone disrespect my wife like that, it's bad

See as bad companionship take spoil this man life. Yoruba will say Olorun ma je ka b'oloriburuku d'owo po. Even if supreme court want to do wuruwuru, if they have nothing against him, there's nothing they can do