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MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I
hear your perfume.
*I wan ENTER Motor
*U dey hear d smell?
*shey u dey catch cold
*Abeg leave me alone
*i carry God take beg u ooo
*have mummy Go
*why are u lying in ma head
*is uncle dat beat mε
*is mε dat wil do first
ADD UR OWN

Wot

nnady chuks: gosh! Male lions won't eat humans... I don't believe that

hmmm

STRANGE THINGS ABOUT FEMALES
-Females dogs becomes wicked when they give birth.
- Females chickens chases people when they give birth.
- Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but females lions do..
- Females human beings spend average 28years of their lives asking for recharge cards from Males
- An average woman eats about 2-3 kilos of lipstick in her lifetime.
- According to researches, an average woman
spends about 120 hours a year looking at herself in the mirror, which is approximately 5 entire days a year!
And the most annoying fact...........
- It is the female mosquitoes that transmit Malaria to Human body...

BB battery is crap...BB itself is shit

ednut1: how come fifa shortlisted yaya. a beast of a player. originally a DM nw a general. runs shoots. passes nd dis season has added freekicks to his arsenal. mikel has been same since 06 shws no sign of improving. Nigeria won d afcon nt cos of mikel. eyeama mosea emenike nd moses were instrumental. remember its thru voting nd all francophone counties wud vote for yaya. if u follow epl well most commenators pundits nd fans single out mikel as a weak link. bt dey all praise king yaya. even mikel knws d real winner. yaya d beast. emenike shud come to mainland Europe nd he will surely win it too

Thats a fat lie, mikel brings BALANCE to any team he plays for. Take away Mikel contribution and the nations cup would have been lost

Canavaro won the Best Player In the World in a year Zidane Flourished, Mikel winning this would be rewarding.

MY VIEW

Mikel contribution to the Super Eagles last year cannot be quantified, take away mikel's contribution from the Super Eagles during the Nations Cup and Nigeria would have been kicked out of the first round. Mikel has been used consistently by various coaches in chelsea, he might have a shaky start at the begining of every season but he stills ends the season strongly.

If your 'Almighty' Yaya Toure' is so good, why was he kicked out of Barcelona? Guess he was not good enough for Guardiola. Yaya to me is just that Obessed man thats plays rough, Yaya can never function in a team that has flair, just watch him play against teams like Swansea, Barcelona, Arsenal etc

Mikel deserves it and am sure he will win it come January 9th.

If you don't agree with this, GO AND DIE!!!

To the OP

WTF!!!

Brb

Its new year Abeg

Nonsense... UP SOUTH-WEST

nawa ooo

mtweeeeh

My man of the match: MIKEL OBI

hmmmm...Oyinbos and dier shits

In 3 years a sick YAR'ADUA created the ministry of Niger-delta, amnesty restored peace in the Niger- delta, He did not blame militancy on anybody, he withdrew the refineries sold to cronies (Otedola, Dangote etc) , he reduced fuel price from N70 to N65.
He uphold rule of law by not influencing judiciary, he set the machinery for a credible elections.
In 4 years a healthy JONATHAN
increased the fuel price from N65 to N97, said bye-bye to rule of law, INEC getting worse, He blamed opposition for boko haram, refineries on sale.
He privatized the power sector, which makes the power supply unsteady and unstable, the bill is now heavily costly.
First time in Nigeria, a large number of ruling party governors o departing in mass to the opposition party.
A sick Yar'adua and a healthy Jonathan which one do you think is better?

And so?

If its BB, mtweeeeeeeeeeeeh

superjaks: total lack of insecurity......... rip to dah dead

LMFAO

ajasa4link: me I no sabi play dis kind games jare, abeg when is PES 14 or PES 13 coming to android jare

Pes 2013 and 2014 way don cum out since

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Guy!! Ive been watching you with keen interest on Romance section for the past few Months, See Your Past Questions here

1- Whenever I Kiss My Girlfriend, There Is Something She Does That Annoys Me
2- This My Girlfriend's Character Is Killing Me...please I Need Advise!!!
3- I Just Discover My Online Girlfriend Has Moustache, Plz Advise Me
4- I Slept With His Wife, Now He Wants To Make Love To Me As Compensation
5- Is Anything Wrong With Having A Girfriend 15 Years Older Than I Am?
6- My Girlfriend Refuses To Shave Her Armpit.....please Hel
6- She Has Bad Table Manners
7- She Catch Me As I Dey Yansh Her Junior Sister?
8- I Want To Marry A Female Nigerian Celebrity
9- I Want To Impregnant Her To Keep Her Away From Cheating
8- My Girl Friend Want Me To Disvagin Her But Am Scare because Of Pains
9- I Took A Blood Oath With My Girl And Now I Want To Break It, Please Help
10- My Wife Has Started Doing Private Midnight Call

Haba bros!!! Na only You Get all these Problem ??
You need T.B. JOSHUA for Immediate Deliverance[/b]

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LMFAO

Price nko?

Ogun state sha all time....Ise ya

hmmm

mtweeeh

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