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emilyone:
Where is the pix ?

THE PIX IS ONLINE O..... THAT LADY WAS ONCE A GOSPEL WOMAN BUT NOW A GO-SPELL BBW, BIG WOMEN CAN'T RIDE.

pampr:
lalasticlala

THE AIR IN BENIN CITY IS CHARGED WITH SEX-VIRUSES..... THIS IS TOO EVIL

WellNewMe:
According to health experts, having a roll in the hay may be the most pleasant way to extend your life. Several studies suggest there is a link between more orgasms and longevity. In a 1997 study, men who had more orgasms were less likely to die of heart disease than those who had less. While the study can't prove cause and effect (maybe healthier people are more likely to have sex), sex can be beneficial for health. "Of course sex feels good, but it also gives us the opportunity to work out nearly every muscle in the body and connect with another person," says Goedereis. "Sex has also been shown to boost the body's immune response, reduce stress, and even control one's appetite, among other things." Two to three orgasms a week yields best benefits. Doctor's orders.

Find other tips on how to prolong your life here: [url]http://www.health.com/health/gallery/0,,20866009_3,00.html[/url]

OLD ROGER IS DEAD AND GONE TO THE GRAVE....HMMMM....HAA....GONE TO THE GRAVE......MY PEOPLE THESE ARE ALL LIES..... PLEASE READ NL BREAKING NEWS OF SEXUAL PARTNERS WHO DIES DURING SEX CLIMAX OR DUE TO HEART PALPITATIONS......

queenstlll:
Nothing Much, It's Just That I Need Friends.
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WWAT ABT 2GO, WHATSAPP OR INSTAGRM

GoldenBoi111:
Hello fellow nairalanders, i have 23k, and i wanna get a nice andriod phone with OS of 5.0 and above, and a camera of 8mp, a battery of nothing less than 4.5MPH. Kindly advise me fellow nairalanders. God bless

GO TO OLX O N GET A GOOD ONE FOR 11K AT MOST

Leader04:
Good Day Lad, plz my System is Working on a 1GB RAM and the Requirements for most of the Android Emulators I have come over are 2GB RAM atleast... Please do you think there is any Emulator that could work on the PC? If yes Name it and if possible I need the link to download it!!!
Thankz for your usual understanding..
CC:Seaun
Lalasticlala

there is NONE o..... BUT IF YOU DO YOUR RESEARCH IN GOOGLE YOU WILL DISCOVER A NEW WAY TO UPGRADE YOUR 1GB RAM TO 8GB WITHOUT ANY ENGINEER OR EVEN OPENING YOUR SYSTEM. ITS SIMPLE. BLESS U BRO

naughtynaughty:
If I thought that lesbians were just women who were sexually
attracted to other women and were
primarily seeking pleasure and thrills, I
would be more willing to overlook
them. Being a lesbian is more dan d sexual aspect..its covers ur whole way of life£

I’ve heard people claim that lesbians
don’t dislike men, that they just aren’t
interested in them, but I have not
found that to be true in most instances.
Lesbians are obsessed with men. They
pretend to be men. They date women
that look like men. They employ sex
toys that are precisely modeled after
male Instruments. They’re into “gender”
role-playing, and assume “male” and
“female” roles in their relationships.
They go to feminist rallies.They just want to be like men,hence the hatred!




Many of them can’t
stop yapping about the bad
experiences they claim to have had
with men, even years after they say
they have stopped dating men. They
appear genuinely upset when a man
doesn’t give their lifestyle the nod of
approval; if lesbians are indifferent to
men, why would they care?



Guys, lesbians hate you. Their whole
scene is based on spite and envy
towards men. They really want to be you, so guys when next you see a lesbian in your school or anywhere, run for your dear life cos she's envying u hence the hatred

BLA BLA BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY WOOL........THATS ALL I HEAR... WHETHER YOU SELF ARE A LEZ OR NOT.... JUST KNOW THAT WE MEN DO NOT CARE.... LIFE GOES ON. SO LETS JUST MAKE OUR LIVES COUNT FOR SOMETHING GOOD AT THE END WE WILL ALL GIVE ACCOUNT TO OUR CREATOR WHETHER WE BE STRAIGHT OR GAY......... i left my soaking gARRI just to read this, lols

hubs:
Kourtney is the latest member of the Kardashian klan to bare it all...counting down to Kylie.
SEE THE FULL photos >> http://spicyblogz..com/2015/11/omg-cant-stop-meet-latest-kardashian-to.html

WHAT IS THE SENSE IN POSTING THINGS THAT HAS NO BUSINESS WITH NIGERIANS HERE.............. SO WE SHOULD GO AND CLIMB PAWPAW TREE BECAUSE SHE IS FEELING HEAT AND CHOOSES TO GO BARE? THESE AGENTS OF SATAN TRYING TO PERVERT THE HEART OF COMMON MAN..... THESE BLOGS CELEBRATING SUCH STUFF ARE SPOILING NIGERIA..... KAI

obum88:
Here are the names of Nigerians; politicians, pastors and businessmen who fly on a private jet to their various destinations.

They are:



Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu - A former governor of Lagos State and National Leader of the All Progressives Congress, he purchased a second jet around May 2014. Reportedly a brand-new Bombadier Global Express XRS valued at $50 million (N10 billion), it is believed the jet was extensively used during the 2015 presidential campaigns which later saw to the victory of Muhammadu Buhari.



Orji Uzor Kalu - A billionaire and one of the few Nigerians on Forbes list, he is the former governor of Abia State and chairman of the conglomerate, Slok Group. Kalu tops the chart of private jet owners in Nigeria – he has five, the largest private jet fleet in Nigeria, and in the early hours of Thursday, 18th September 2014, his fifth jet, a Gulfstream G650, made its maiden entry into the Nigerian airspace after it touched down at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Ikeja, Lagos.




Senator Ali Sherif - Sheriff is the former governor of Borno State with a total of four jets.


Bishop David Oyedepo - He is the General Overseer of the Winners Chapel, one of Nigeria’s most popular churches and he has a total of four jets


Aliko Dangote - He is the richest black in the world and he has two jets.


Otunba Mike Adenuga - He is the second richest man in Nigeria and has three private jets:

Pastor Enoch Adeboye - He is the head of the Redeemed Church of God and owns a Gulfstream GIV (N707EA) registered as E. Adeboye / Emmanuel Aviation.

Folorunsho Alakija - The richest woman in Nigeria owns a Bombardier Express business jet (Bombardier Global Express XRS (VP-CEO).

Ayo Oritsejafor - The President of the Christian Association of Nigeria. He owns a Bombardier jet (registered as Bombardier Challenger 601 (N431CB) which he said was a gift


Mohammed Indimi - A billionaire businessman, he is also an owner of a private jet (Gulfstream GIV (N52MK). Indimi is the founder and chairman of Oriental Energy Resources, a privately-held Nigerian oil exploration and production company.


Minister of Transport, Rotimi Amaechi - Nigerian politician who served as the 5th Governor of Rivers State from 2007 to 2015. He was re-elected for a second term on 26 April 2011. he is currently serving as Minister of transportation for the Buhari's led administration.


Senator Godswill Akpabio – Nigerian lawyer and politician who was Governor of Akwa Ibom State of Nigeria from 29 May 2007 to 29 May 2015. He is also a Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and the Senate's Minority Leader.


Jide Omokore – Jide Omokore is a businessman from Kogi State in the Middle Belt region of Nigeria. Omokore has business interests that span oil trading and exploration, marine, haulage services, steel, dredging engineering and property development.


Ifeanyin Ubah - CEO of capital oil, one of Nigeria's largest distributor of petroleum products



Temitope Balogun Joshua - commonly referred to as T. B. Joshua, is a Nigerian preacher. He is the leader and founder of The Synagogue, Church of All Nations, a religious organisation that runs the Emmanuel TV television station from Lagos, Nigeria



Pastor Sam Adeyemi - Senior Pastor of Daystar Christian Centre, a fast growing, life changing church committed to “raising role models".


Pastor Mattew Ashimolowo - Nigerian clergyman, the Senior Pastor of Kingsway International Christian Centre in London.

Jimoh Ibrahim - is a lawyer, politician, businessman, and philanthropist in Nigeria. He is the chairman and chief executive officer of Global Fleet Group, a diversified conglomerate based in Nigeria.

WELL ITS THEIR LIFE, HOW ARE WE BLESSED OR INSPIRED BY IT. PLEASE LETS MIND OUR BUSINESSES.

cheeketo:
please i need a job, am the first child of the family with 3 siblings to support and parents to take care of. Am a graduate of Mass communication (HND) and currently running a PGD program in LASU, with 4 years post NYSC experience. I am in a terrible situation now, that I can't just begin to explain the details on this forum. Am pleading with kindhearted Nigerians to help me with a job in or around Lagos, as our survival at home depend on this. kindly send any offer to my mail. leyi.bamidele@gmail.com. Thanks a bunch.

KINDLY BROWSE THE JOB/VACANY SECTION, U WILL FIND GOOD OFFERS THERE, EVEN SOME WORK AT HOME OFFERS WITH NO LESS THAN 20K MONTHLY. IF ITS BUSINESS YOU WANT TO START WITH LITTLE CAPITAL, I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT FOR FREE

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, I was just wondering. Should your neighbor talk to you about your children's bad behavior such as when they have no respect for you etc.

Is it appropriate?[/color]

FOR YOUR NEIGHBOUR TO NOTICE THE BAD BEHAVIOUR THEN IT MEANS YOU HAVE BEEN NEGLIGENT AND IT WILL GET MORE PUBLIC RECOGNITION SOON, SO IT IS A GOOD NEIGHBOUR THAT TELLS YOU.

boyskola:
She refused coming to my house....despite dat i show her so much love, nd i notice shes only willing to come if i promise her somtin........does she means she dosnt love me? Am planning on letting her go,bt pls guys help a confused brother... Lalasticala pls help move dis to frontpage

WELL I DO NOT KNOW HOW GUYS FALL IN LOVE THESE DAYS WITHOUT PROPER BACKGROUND CHECK RATHER ITS BACK-SIDE CHECK WE DO..... SEE SHE DOES NOT LOVE YOU.....FLEE FROM EVERY APPEARANCE OF EVIL... SIMPLY MOVE ON... THERE IS A BETTER GIRL SOMEWHERE WITH BETTER CURVES AND STUFF AND A GREAT CHARACTER, IF YOU TRULY LOVE HER, CALL HER AND CORRECT HER THEN MOVE ON IF SHE DOES NOT CHANGE, WAITING FOR A FOOL IS HOPELESS.

FOCUS MORE ON INTERNAL BEAUTY THAT BODY SHAPE AND FACIAL PRETTINESS..... LONG LIVE LOVE. PEACE OUT

THESE DAYS IF WE REPORT, POLICE WILL ARREST US AS SUSPECTS..........I PRAY YOU FIND O, BUT PLEASE REFER PEOPLE TO YOU AND NOT TO POLICE.... POLICE AINT OUR FRIENDS OP

Renaj:
Sorry for the lengthy write up!
l met a guy on Facebook last year. 13 years older and am in my early twenties. My very first boyfriend and am almost done with Msc. Right from the first day, he wanted marriage. l love him and l believe he does. He just has SSCE. I was worried at first but l didn't want to judge him by that alone. l encouraged him and got to know him. He is a good man but lacks ambition. He is a driver, always talks about starting up a business, but is all talks, no action! l still held on. He is always suspicious and says l would leave him for a younger man who is on same level with me. Suddenly, we had a gap in communication and our long distance relationship started waning. l had a family issue which left me depressed and when l greatly needed his support , he abandoned me telling me that he knows my mind is off from him.
My coursemate and very good friend was and is still there for me. He has always wanted a relationship even after telling him l have someone. He believes our meeting each other is divine. Now this coursemate is making future plans about us even when l haven't agreed to his proposal. He is ambitious! My boyfriend hasn't called me in almost a week and l don't even know if we are still together. l have always told him about my friendship with my coursemate and he always tells me he trust me.
l haven't told my coursemate the issue am having with my boyfriend. l still act as if we are still deeply in love. l have come to care for him now, still have feelings for boyfriend. l don't know which road to take and not end up in regrets. please kindly advice me and am very much open to criticisms. Thank you!

GO AND PRAY. YOU NEED TO MEET A MARRIAGE COUNSELLOR IN YOUR CHURCH AND SEEK GUIDIANCE. GOD BLESS YOU. AS FOR ME. GO FOR THE YOUNGER GUY

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, When my mother got out of the car and charged her phone in her " friend's" car, my mother's friend checked my mother's phone to see if it was fully charged so her daughter could charge her phone. Although, it was password locked, does this mean she's a nosy person?[/color]

NO IT MEANS THE ENEMIES IN YOUR MUMS VILLAGE WERE USING HER FRIENDS PICTURE TO FAN THE FIREWOOD BURNING THE POT CARRYING THE HOT WATER OF YOUR PUNISHMENT......


LMAO

opeyemiie:
If you started dating a girl
from sec
skul...u both graduated nd ur
parents couldn't
sponsor u again nd dat gurl
due 2 d love she has
4 u,she used her own skul
fees to sponsor
without her parents idea.
When u got to second
year..her parents knew nd
they arrested u nd her
father disowned her...she
started a minor busines nd
was doing well....after 4
months whch u spent in
prison..she came nd
pleaded and u 4gve her 4 wah
her parents did to u.
Then from the little she
saved 4rm dat busines she
helpd u nd u startd skul
again....nw u ave graduated
nd ur lukin 4 a job...she also
got one for u 4rm her
father's friend...when u went
for interview
u passed nd started work.
You are now a big nd rich guy
and also loyal and
faithful to your boss which
made him like u xo much


Your boss is now old...doctors
said he has 2 months to
live cuz of the sickness he
has....he has no male
child buh only a daughter
Now ur boss wants u to
marry his daughter and
inherit his empire.
What will you do?? Plz let share knowledge.......


Cc lalasticlala

I WILL SWITCH OF THE HOME VIDEO AND GO AND WATCH LUDO... ANYWAY WHAT WILL I BE WAITING FOR AND LEAVE MY LADY WHO HAS SUFFERED FOR ME TO CONSIDER SOME RICH FILTHY BRAT.... I WILL MARRY THE POOR GIRL. NO NEGOTIATION

I SAW IT ON SILVERBED NEW, A-EYE-TEA NEWS, SHANNELS, THE STV NEWS TOO, EVEN LINDA IKEJA BLOGGED ON IT. SO MANY LIVES WERE LOST, WHAT A GRAFIX PISHURE, THIS SHOULD MAKE FRONT-PAGE........


ROFTL
LMAO


abeg make i gO eat for DREAM

obowunmi:
My name is obowunmi. I am getting married, I'm not in love nor do I like the person that I am getting married to. But I will force myself and probably end up cheating on the person.

This particular individual is so in love with me but the feeling is not mutual. My family's pressure is too much and I can't deal with it anymore. I am choosing to get married with the option of divorce and cheating. The individual says they'll stand by me thru thick and thin.

Anyone else feel this way when they got married. Growing up, I always thought that I'd find someone that I loved but those the I love don't love me back. This life sha.

I CONGRATULATE YOUR BOLDNESS SIR, BUT CAN YOU BE MY FRIEND SO I CAN LEARN MORE AND ATTEND THE WEDDING? YOU REALLY HAVE A STRONG HEART BRO

Incorrect:
Hello, my name is 'Incorrect'(LOL, Pun intended). The purpose of this thread is to mentor young web developers. So feel free to ask any questions related to web development.

GREAT JOB BRO, THANKS FOR MAKING NL A BETTER PLACE

efemichael:
Please anyone here knows where (site) to send free sms to mobile number using custom name as the sender name?...

If yes, please drop link

i cant because the traffic will crash the site, mr efe michael simply pm me to get it

INDUSTRIALFAN:
Hmmmm.... see scopes...... Derailer....

ABEG O CHECK MY POSTS O, I AINT DERAILING YOU O. KEEP BLEEPING YOUR LIFE. HOLLA

Depot:
SUNDAY QUOTE
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Any church u attend and see armed men as security, better quite and run for your life b4 they use u.
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Let the wise hear.
Proudly catholic
.

YES RUN BECAUSE YOU ARE BOKO HA RAMS ABI ONLY THE WICKED IN HEART RUN WHEN NO ONE PURSUES..... SERVE GOD NOT CATHOLIC.... YOUR POPE PETER WHO FOLLOWED JESUS USED KNIFE, YET JESUS DID NOT PUNISH HIM FOR CARRYING IT BUT RATHER THOUGHT HIM TO BE WISE ON USING IT WRONGLY.

MTCHEW....

Jolllyjoy:
no.am not.

I LIKE YOUR MATURITY.... WHENEVER PM ME

kilode100:
Devil is a male and he is a Nigerian.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH I FEEL YOU OOOOO

BUT SPIRITS DO NOT HAVE SEX.