₦airaland Forum

ssweetorgasm:
I have often heard the saying that a real and a gentle man dont hit a woman, that it is unmanly to beat a woman, well i agree but see what happened today, a young lady slapped a woman that is selling meat pie today all becaus they had argument concerning chenge, so the woman called the lady a useless girl and before we know it this young lady slapped the woman. "not knowing that her son was there, this girl received the beating of her life time from this guy, "now do you think the guy is a gentleman for beating this lady? "when is it justifiable to hit a lady? "cc lalasticlala, dominique

the saying is true BUT not all WOMEN are MOTHERS tho ALL MOTHERS ARE WOMEN..... the SAYING is not applicable to mothers because MOTHERS must be PROTECTED n DEFENDED AT ALL COST. AND THE BOY WHO BEAT THE WOMAN WHO SLAPPED HIS MUM IS A GOOD SON..... as for me i would have shot her leg or pierced the exact palms she used for the SLAP........ hehehehehehehehehe abelg lemme go and buy christmas chicken o

Byikson:
can u do for me? http://byykk.com

SORRY FOR IT COMING LATE, I WAS DRINKING GARRI SO I DIDNT CHECK MY FONE. I DESIGNED THEM WITH MY FONE SO I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM

Sirpluv:
Wow! God bless your good works, your types are rare!

pls drop your email, i would love to get in contact with you!
cc: tripplephi

tripplephil at gmail

Foxie:
Thanks alot bro. Can I start processing the Health Clearance paper now or it has to be close to the time of orientation camp and also will the health clearance letter make them post me to the LGA where my company is situated at for my PPA? Sorry for the many questions, I just don't want to make mistakes.

start now so they will believe you had health issues in 2015 since the NYSC is 2016

I AM HERE TO SAY THAT IF YOU NEED A FOUR PAGED WEBSITE, I WILL BE DESIGNING IT FOR N5000 AND I WILL SEND IT TO YOUR EMAIL. THIS IS A PROMO FOR THIS MONTH ONLY. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PM ME AND SEND ME THE DETAILS. THANKS ALOT

Foxie:
Thanks again. But I hope my using that of UBTH won't make them redeploy me to Benin?

LOLS NOT AT ALL. IF YOU WANT TO FEEL SAFE ENSURE IT IS A PUBLIC GENERAL HOSPITAL IN DELTA STATE THAT YOU GO TO AND MAKE THE HEALTH STATEMENT THERE, THEN YOU WILL BE REST ASSURED THAT YOU WILL GET REDEPLOYED

abagram:
My mother-in-law has always interfered in my relationship with her son. Ever since I gave birth to our son three years ago, she’s become much worse. She criticizes all my choices and says the clothes I buy for my son are cheap and second-hand.
She’s mad that we didn’t call the boy the name she gave him saying the one we call him doesn’t reflect the family background.
Most times, she just walks into our house without informing us and hangs around for as long as she likes. Whenever I mention her attitude to my husband, he just shrugs his shoulders and says his mum means no harm. But I’m getting close to being really nasty to her.
Stella

Source:http://www.abagram.com/2015/12/i-feel-like-telling-my-mother-in-law-to.html

MONSTER-IN-LAW....... WELL BEAR IT OR BRING YOUR MOTHER INTO THE MATTER AND LET MOTHERS FIGHT AND THERE WILL BE PEACE

Foxie:
Thanks Bro, I want to be based in Delta State not Benin, can I get the health clearance paper from any general hospital around me here in Delta state?

NOPE IT HAS TO BE FROM YOUR UNIVERSITY STATE SO THAT THEY BELIEVE IT IS GENUINE, IF YOU USE FROM DELTA THEY MAY GUESS ITS FAKE. UBTH IS MORE RESPECTED THAN MOST TEACHING HOSPITALS IN THE BENDEL REGION. SO ITS SOMETHING YOU CAN WORK OUT AND SHOW YOUR CLEARANCE OFFICER AT THE CAMP AND THEY WILL DEPLOY YOU TO ANOTHER STATE BASED ON HEALTH REASONS. ALSO IT WILL HELP YOU NOT TO WORK ELSEWHERE THAN WHERE YOU CHOOSE.

Foxie:
Hello fellow Nairalanders,

I'm a prospective Batch A '16 Corp member, this is as a result of many delays from school(story for another day)... By God's special grace I was able to secure a fairly good job in Delta State, I'm from Delta State also and i finished from UNIBEN.

What's my chance of getting Delta State as my most preferred choice of state and also will I be able to redeploy back to my company if I'm successfully posted to Delta State?

Please advice me on what to do, bearing in mind that the chances of getting a good job after service year is relatively low. I need to start preparing as from all indications service might be Feb' or March. Please help me.

HMMMM WELL I GRADUATED FROM UNIBEN TOO SO I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY DELAYS FROM SCHOOL...... ANYWAY YOU WOULD NEED LONG LEG OR A PERSON WHO IS CONNECTED TO WORK YOUR NYSC TO DELTA STATE..... THE SHORT CUT I CAN GIVE YOU IS GO TO UBTH AND GET HEALTH CLEARANCE PAPER STATING YOU NEED TO BE CLOSE TO BENIN FOR HEALTH REASONS AND YOU WILL BE RELOCATED AS SOON AS YOU SHOW THEM AT THE CAMP DURING REGISTRATION. FEAR NOT BROTHER, YOU WILL ENJOY NYSC AND YOUR JOB. I HAIL YOU O

Sirpluv:
Nice designs bro, how much do u charge for these

ON NAIRALAND I DO NOT CHARGE ANYTHING O, ITS LIKE A HOBBY

falseman:
I really don't know which section to post this moderator can help me if this isn't the right section.

I don't know if I should be worried about flying at will in my dreams. It all started about 2 years ago when a group of people were seriously chasing me with all sort of weapons I ran my life out but they were getting closer and closer and all of a sudden I lifted off the ground and saw myself fly but like a bird learning to fly I fell a few times till I managed to escape.

Since them I perfected flying off at will in my dreams whenever Danger Approaches me.

Most times I noticed those chasing me are left amazed when I fly off. Honestly it's very cool flying and seeing my enemies look helpless from such a height but I don't know if I should be worried about this.
This only happens when there is danger besides that I can't remember doing it for fun.
Really I don't know how normal this is and if anyone here has experienced such.

BRO YOU SHOULD CELEBRATE BECAUSE YOU HAVE MANY ENEMIES BUT THEY CAN NOT CATCH YOU...... MAY YOU CONTINUE TO FLY HIGH.

JUNIT1:
From what I have heard, apparently all it takes to get a South African girl is to buy her airtime.. Is this statement true. No bashing please, I am just confriming what I heard..

LOLS......YES IT IS NOT AIRTIME ALONE, THEY LOVE TO BOOZE N DRINK ALCOHOL ANYWAY TO CURE YOUR IGNORANCE PLS GO TO W.H.O ORGANISATION WEBSITE AND YOU WOULD BE ASHAMED TO LEARN THAT 1 IN EVERY 5 SOUTH AFRICAN GIRL HAS HIV/AIDS...... SO BRO MAY YOUR EXPECTATION NOT BE CUT SHORT......abeg let me go and drink agbo.....mtchew

wow... are they animated with motion and voice please what softwares do you use or what school in nigeria thought you to be this GOOD.... i really want to learn and make good educational cartoons for our kids in nigeria.... pls reply o

judesuper:
MY HUSBAND STOP SLEEPING WITH ME – SUGAR MUMMY NEEDS A BOYFRIEND – APPLY NOW_I am Jumoke from Lagos and I am seriously fed up so I decided to contact you the admin of BADOOng to help me out. My husband stopped sleeping with me for the past 4 months and I have no one to cry to, I asked to know what my offenses are and he won’t listen talk less of answering me.
I need a fresh boyfriend of about 21 – 25 years who is fun to be with, understanding, good in bed and can make me happy. Please you are my last hope so help me please...drop ur contact details or call +2349023652363 see her pics @http://www.042african..in/2015/11/my-husband-stop-sleeping-with-me-sugar.html

MORE LIES.............CHAI

Sashafm:
I have sent the mail. awaiting your response. Thanks alot

i replied o

YES AND I SENT IT TO YOUR MAIL AND THESE ARE THEY

Sashafm:
I am designing my blog at the moment and I need a graphic designer to help with the design of my Makeover Logo. Anyone in the house that can help me with this.

SEND ME A MAIL N I WILL DO IT FOR FREE.... OFFER ENDS TODAY O DUE TO FUEL SCARCITY

saynotolies:
This is for all of you who come here to boast and hate Biafra for no reason.

Danger lies ahead and the future is certain.

See what the Prophets are saying..

A man from the South East of Nigeria, specifically, of Igbo extraction who shall become the Nigeria’s messiah and lead the nation

away from an oil dependent economy to a heavily industrialized nation of the world - Apostle Perez Iyiola Oluyemi

(of course, after Biafra goes, Nigeria will be forced to industrialize or perish)

I also see great army springing up sophisticated weapons. And that will be from the oil producing states. They will be more fierce

and dangerous than Boko Haram - Prophet Joshua Iginla

I See a Revolution that can not be stopped, coming - T.B. Joshua

THESE SAME GUYS SAID JONATHAN WILL WIN NAAAAA.... N HE DIDNT.... SO YA BIAFRA IS ALSO GOING TO BE FALSE ONCE THEY HAVE MENTIONED IT.... ITS OPPOSITE THINGS O..... #Abegi...make i go scatter these witchcraft meeting jare.... thunder fire them

Cameleon72:
Heard a guy uttered this words:
"When a girl is in love, she offers sex" and "When a guy want sex, he offers love"...
Could this be the reason cheating is the order of relationship Polite responses/opinions is needed.

CHEATING IS NORMAL EVERYONE CHEATS EVEN YOU AND THATS WHY YOU ARE ALWAYS ON TOP ....
LET ME PROVE THAT EVERYONE CHEATS..... WE ALL CLAIM WE LOVE GOD AND YET WE STILL CHEAT ON HIM WITH SIN N THE DEVIL, HE BEING THE MOST PERFECT EXAMPLE FOR A HUSBAND DOES NOT THROW US AWAY YET HE IS PATIENT EVEN TO THE VERY END, BUT WE FELLOW HUMANS CAN NOT FORGIVE ONE ANOTHER WHEN WE CHEAT ON EACH OTHER.... IT IS IN OUR NATURE NEVER TO BE SATISFIED WITH WHAT WE HAVE EVEN IF WE SUFFERED TO GET IT.....

YOU CAN PM ME FOR MORE

mendo1057:
There is dis lady I met during my servix year in Enugu. She was ma dream woman,we started something intrestn and am so in luv wit her.. Of recent we played a game(truth&dare)..so I asked her a questn abut her sex life,I was shocked when she told me she had a tin wit women...dat she is bisexual eva since dat day she told me dat I really dnt knw if I was to remain in the relatnshp or dnt.. I really luv dis girl plz guyz advice me

WELL IF YOU LOVE HER, YOU WOULD HAVE TO HANDLE HER THAT WAY AND TAKE HER FOR DELIVERANCE O..... ANYWAY.... ITS BEST YOU ARE SURE SHE IS NOT POSSESSED WITH EVIL SPIRITS BEFORE YOU GET IN BED WITH HER ELSE YOU ARE ON A LONG THING, SEX IS A SPIRITUAL THING O... I KNOW SHE MAY HAVE GOOD QUALITIES BUT IT ALSO MEANS WHEN A MAN IS NOT AVAILABLE SHE CAN MAKE DO WITH A WOMAN THAT MEANS YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTERS ARE NOT SAFE, THEY MAY BE PURELY LEZ OR YOUR BOYS GAY.... GUY GO N SEE A REAL PASTOR AND LET YOUR WAY BE CLEAR

ABJDOT:
No fuel, No electricity! Yet everybody is online, even booking space on fb topics...the question is what are you using to charge your phone?

HAVE YOU HEARED OF SOLAR POWER BANK

igbi:
Good day all, I have both Glo and Etisalat modem both don't know which to use for browsing on my laptop, will appreciate your response in terms of speed and cost.thank you

ITS LOCATION BASED NOT NAME BASED, SO NAIRALAND IS NOT THE BEST PLACE TO ASK, ASK YOUR NEIGHBORS O....

axiliborha:
Just confused on what to say about these children who are under the ages of 10 and using BANGERS. Is it right for we all to caution them about the risk or should they just enjoy the fun of it? What if they get hurt. Nairalanders your opinions are needed.


Cc: Lalasticlala

fireworks are not the same as BANGERS, they should be cautioned before they get their fingers blown off.... in the western world fireworks are safer and used with parental guidance...... all the same MERRY CHRISTMAS axiliborha

Gopes:
My dear thanks a lot for what you have just said you really opened my eyes to reality am so grateful

ANYTIME DEAR, PM ME IF YOU NEED MORE COUNSEL ON IMPROVING YOUR SELF WORTH...... BLESS YOU

Darven:
I know I opened a thread last week saying mrsphyno was a guy. I did it because I wanted to be sure I wasn't crushing on a guy. And the mumu wrote her name on a big cardboard and hanged it on her neck like deaf and dumb and posted the picture on her dp

I was crushing on her and I opened lots of threads about her, but I don't give a fcck about her anymore. I don't see anything special in the biitch anymore.

I was just wasting my time. Fcck you mrsphyno. You are just like everyother average girl

Peace!

WOW.... THIS IS A SHAME, ANYWAY YOU CAN NOT DENT THE IMAGE OF OTHER NAIRALAND GUYS, SHE JUST WASN'T INTO YOU AND YOU FELL FOR IT, WASTING TIME N DATA TO BE COCKY IS EROTIC FOLLY.... ANYWAY YOU ARE ALSO LIKE EVERYOTHER AVERAGE GUY, WHO RANTS HIS EMOTIONS WITHOUT CAUTION ON EVERY ONE WHO REJECTS HIM. YOU COULDNT STAND THE TEST OF TIME. SORRY, YOU LOST HER THO.

KashyBaby:
Ur still very young to think abt marriage...why not go out and find a job first and enjoy ur life rather than to think of settling down? Men are juz always there to follow u, but when u are financially stable with a good job, u can secure ur own future without depending to this man.

NOW THATS MATURITY TALKING...... IF YOU EVER COME TO NIGERIA PLS PM ME....

Gopes:
Am a girl of 23yrs old,I have bn having series of badluck when it comes to relationship...Most guys I meet always want my body but I always decline to their request.Despite the fact that am too emotional when it comes to loving someone I have this strong will of not denting my principlies.My wish is to marry because of love and not material things but with these problem can I survive it? A guy came and we started as friends and I think I will give credit to him cos he is better than others but he always feel uncomfortable whenever I ask of support for something very important to me. NB:am d type dat hardly ask guys for money..because it touches my heart when I ask and is not given I feel so bad.so I better carry my cross alone.My problem now is dat I don't really know what this will lead into

LOLSSSSS IT WILL LEAD TO SETTLING FOR A BROKE BUT NICE N GODLY GUY, WHO WILL KEEP YOUR PRINCIPLES AND NT TOUCH YOU TILL MARRIAGE BUT THEN IN MARRIAGE NO CASH TO KEEP KEEPING YOUR BODY N SOUL O....... ORRRR YOU GET A RICH DUDE AND HE TOUCHES YOU AND ENJOYS YOUR BODY WHILE YOU ENJOY HIS MONEY TILL MARRIAGE..... IF HE DOES NOT MARRY YOU THEN YOU MOVE ON TO THE NEXT RICH GUY.... NOW YOU SEE HOW FRUSTRATING THIS CAN BE?? LET SLAP YOU WITH WISDOM.... MY SISTER WHAT DO YOU HAVE INSIDE YOU THAT A MAN WILL WANNA MARRY YOU WITHOUT SLEEPING WITH YOU, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING OTHER GIRLS WHO GIVE THEIR BODIES FREELY DON'T HAVE?? MY DEAR, YOU HAVE TO WORK ON YOURSELF, SO THAT MEN WILL NOT FEEL THEY ARE DOING YOU A FAVOUR BY DATING OR MARRYING YOU... IF YOU INCREASE YOUR WORTH AND BECOME A STRONG ASSET THEN A WISE N RICH MAN WILL WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE BEFORE HE CAN LICK YOUR HONEY-POT. MEN ARE LOGICAL, WE WANT TO KNOW IF THE WAITING WILL BE WORTH IT, AND ALSO WE WANT TO KNOW IF WHAT WE ARE PAYING FOR IS THE ORIGINAL....... SO I SAY UNTO YOU PLEASE IMPROVE ON YOUR CONTENT, WORK ON WHO YOU ARE AND YOU WILL ATTRACT MEN WHO CAN WAIT FOR YOU BECAUSE THEY SEE THE GOLD INSIDE YOU. ANY ONE WHO WANTS YOUR BODY ALONE IS A BOY NOT A REAL MAN.

Modupeboye:
I have just been hurt my a 'so called' christian brother. I am hoping and praying to find a true child of God.

MAIL ME LETS CHAT, I WILL BE IN THE STATES NEXT MONTH...... WHERE ARE YOU BASED