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i like picking my nose.(dont like to feel like theres stuff in it
clean my ears all the time too
i hate using toilet rolls when i do the major cos i dont feel clean , so i use water.its safer too
i have facial hair and its so annoying :-
i am seriously constipated

hmmmm, captivating read i must say.
A man who has been given a second chance at life and fails to see it is doomed. if the man cannot see that there is a reason for his being then he is a proper fool and there would not be a next time. as for the lady, if you are sure you have no fault, give him some space to get his act together lucky it seems you have no kids. so ride it out my dear.no strings attached.

Am crazy over platforms with six inches heel.(u will find me naked in them sometimes}
i hate it when a bar of soap is more less than half its size
i can kill a guy for not raising the toilet seat( yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk)
i have terrible hair
Am crazy over my son

i just remembereed a time i had 2 toasters bearing the same name one was a pest the other was a cool guy and whom i liked. i went swimming one day i was in the pool when my phone rang and it was one of the guys, by the way there both were called richard. when i asked who was on the line the voice said its me richy, now richy is the namee i call the richard i liked, so i asked him to come over excited that he was going to get seduced by me and boy was i ready to tease him with my curves. a little while later who did i see appear? THE OTHER RICHARD! wat the fkkkk! i told him i was expecting a friend and he got angry saying why did i bother to tell him to come over if i didnt want him around.i was so angry jumped back into the pool came up , behold my swim suit was right under one of my breast oh boy did i almost dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. WAs he smiling like a fool? yes he was. But as a warri girl concerned i BONNNE UP! Told the guy to leave or stay since it was a public place and continued my swimming.

be careful when you buy fuel from a.p on awolowo rd ikoyi those guys are thieves the machines have all been tampered with i fill up the tank with 4500. imagine being on half tank and topping up with 3500 naira. did i give them heeeeeeeeeeeeelll. even if you are vigilante how can u do with a tampered machine, i think it should be put in the news papers not just this forum.

why are people so negative? the carnival has always been. now the governor has decided it should also be a way of showing that nigerians can do something of beauty and show how creative we areand that we are not just smart with the 419 schemes as for me and my crew we support the carnival and hope it would turn out well thanks to fashola i believe security will be fine abi how was the eyo festival security? even during the nottingham festival dont you have pic pockets and all dem jamos ,crack heads and all. abeg jo wish i could attend

nice one guys
i've got a list myself. snake,crocodile,alligator,antelope, deer and termites. All of which tasted good most were like chicken and fish textures ooooooooh and dog too thanks to NYSC in calabar.

Yield:
Urrgh, never mind. I've had a lot of embarrassing moments.

so lets hear it if THEY are so maaannnnnnnnnnnnnny!

imagine someone calling you '' SWET GIRL'' HOW CHEESY AND DEGRADING! my ex used to call me that it was so annoying i always felt cheap.

I've always been a funny guy, so in sec school I figured I'd take my talent onstage. On that fateful day I climbed the stage after a lot of rehearsing, but unfortunately for me the first person I saw on the first seat in the first row was this chick I had a mad crush on, and she was just staring at me like  Shocked. My brain froze, my oral muscles stopped functioning, and my heart jumped into my skull, all I could manage was a squeaky "Erm. . .", then I dropped the mike and left the stage. Of course I was the hit of that show 


now thats funny! @ pweety madam , still waiting for yours, oh do you have to think that faaaaaaaaaaaaar?

this thread is not for flirting , no cheks pinching please. lets know whta u are are embarrassed or were embarrassed about and lets all have a good laugh. pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i had been giving a passenger next to me a very hard time he was trying to drum up a conversation and i wasnt intrested .why?i had my hopes on some cute guy on the other side of the plane i guess the guy figured out what i was doing and in a loud voice shouted on me. excuse me, i dont want to toast you i was just trying to tell you that your breast is showingggggggggggg! oh boy i almost died cos when i looked down two buttons were loose and all of my glory was in the public eye. i wish i could evaporate or erase the memory from the passengers minds. just remembering it gives me goose bumps.

be it a fart, a rip of your skirt , your fly was open or you were not lucky enough to get to the bathroom or she dumped you cos the breath wasnt fresh , lets have a good laugh as well as learn a lesson.

i dated way back when i was in my final year a guy called jide who was based in the uk we dated for one year approximately and believe me it was the sweetest thing that had ever happened to me. i loved his soul we chatted on the phone and on line we did everything except physiacl relations. it was greatttttttttt and it was of such intense pain we had to break up becos he could not cope anymore. when i loook back and think i would rate it as the best relationshiip i had, so my dear go on soun and have fun until,

I remember, I prob was just 2yrs old I never wanted to take off my sandals I loved to sleep in them. I also remember lying on my nursery school teacher told my father she beat me with her shoes think I was 4 then. I had lied cos she had made us miss the school bus the day before she was changing her pad in class.took m a long time to figure that out

hey people, lets share childhood experience good bad yukky or sad. Lets hear it those naughty or nice things you did.lets go back down memory lane how far and how much can you remember?