₦airaland Forum

firstking01:
1. At her first visit of your house she was very observant and complained of how unkept some of the places are and helped you to tidy it asap.


2. She hates you spending unnecesarilly eating outside...she prefers she always cook for you.


3. She doesn't allow you to waste your money on laundry...she encourages you to do it yourself or she does it herself atimes.


4. She most atimes pays for the meal whenever you take her out on a date.

5. She ask of your mum and siblings quite often.

6. She doesn't always allow you to be the first to call, not only that, upon her seeing your missed calls she doesn't hesitate to call you back instead of flashing you.


7. If you are a salary earner, she encourages you to set up a business as a back up plan should incase you are layed off by halliburton, schlumberger, total E and p, drillog, NLNG, cos she understands the way coys drops staff these days is just alarming.


8. She's not a lazy woman nor liability...she's always open to new developments and gives you a lucrative idea and always wants to work whenever the opportunity presents itself.


9. She doesn't just wake up and make plans on her own without making you part of the plans.


10. She doesn't appear aloof to you just like that without something in her hands, could be bole, fruits....most times she dashed into the boutique and buy you some nice shirts, boxers and a pair of shoe since she knows your size…


11. She doesn't wear provocative or revealing outfits, she's modest in her dressing…


12. She's not a phone freak...she knows when to touch her phone and when to get busy.


13. She seldomly go jealous at her sight of you with another girl, instead she'd lovingly and jokingly wanna know who she is, instead of ranting like a drammer queen.


14. She's faithful to a fault.


15. She can sing you into sleeping in her arms especially if she offends you, me i love this one eh .


16. She doesn't joke with church.


17. She has a blissing relationship with her colleagues both in church and in the office/school.


18. She's not a psycopath.


19. She doesn't believe in make ups, hence she knows she's not man hunting, it's only you she knows and have…


20. She loves you...



I hope we still have ladies who possess these qualities, yeah, i'm optimistic we still do have such ladies, i 've encountered a few tho, so, don't tell me to go gather clay and mould one myself...the thing is, most times our taste outweighs us there by making us to not see them when they come our way.


Have a fulfilling weekend y'all.

pavy:
I have no idea what you mean by UEFA don't make money if it isn't a classico. For starters, how many UCL classico matches have we had?
does it mean that all other UCL matches results in a shortage for UEFA? haba!

FYI, the venue for every final match is fixed before the beginning of any UCL season, and the events are usually sold out whether it is Barca or not.

Finally, sponsors of the UCL identify with the brand before the start of the season. Therefore, UEFA has an idea of its income from sponsors even before the season kicks off. Its not like sponsors wait to see what teams make it to the Quarters or semis before they start throwing money into the tournament.

Bottom line: pls don't just post trash online out of bias, sentiment and frustration just because you have the means to, Google is your friend, check for facts before posting...I know that badbelle is allowed in Nigeria, but my broda, abeg na hu e epp?

banjicom:
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Tedassie:
lmao...that was ILL naow

slimzypink:
she is finer than me.. oh no

Opeyemi5:
380
Sealed never opened

Theoigios:
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You say Yoruba's are disgusting and they can't do anything.... That's interesting.... I would have really loved to take you on and I doubt you'd survive it... But thats against what I preach, you might be wondering, what does this idiot preach?, well I preach unity and love and its quite obvious you preach and teach division and war..... If you have a beef with seun please keep it with seun, don't cross over to destroying the image of a tribe, and incase you don't know there are others from your tribe that acts just like seun does, so why make it seem like a tribal error, I would rather be seen as a Nigerian and not a Yoruba boy/man, not because I regret coming from the Yoruba line,( infact I am proud to me a Yoruba), but because being a Nigerian teaches unity... Japan, UK, USA,China, have low inflation rates because the citizens didn't act the way you are doing now.... These countries have citizens that are organized and united.... Things won't work out for good if we continue this way ma.... Please let grow beyond being tribally conscious, so that this country can grow as well

I am Ogundipe Adedayo(theoigios)
I am a Nigerian
I preach love unity and peace..
I love everybody and every tribe...

Qummie:
Suit yourself bro.

Qummie:
I'm neither shocked nor angry at this childish yet meaningless reply. It portrays the kind of upbringing you got.
Free advice though, learn some manners. My culture doesn't support being uncouth to anyone much less a faceless one, but it will be stupid to think everyone got such morals imbibed in their early years.
Finally, thanks for verifying my thoughts of you being jobless, good to know you checked out my profile and posts. Now run along.

Qummie:
Get a life.

Qummie:
Of recent, the number of guys who keep professing their unquenchable hatred for Nigerian girls, has been on the rise. Doubt me? Carry out a research! I’m almost sure in a sample size of 5 Nigerian guys, at least 3 will give a lame reason for not liking Nigerian girls.
If you are as observant as myself, then you must have categorised these guys based on their not-so-subtle characteristics.

Check these out;

1. The broke boy:

This one’s bank account has been showing red light and girls are too “inhumane” to understand that there’s recession. Pay no attention to all that bullshit he spews on Nairaland about owning a 2020 range rover, this dude drives a 20th century “legwagen”.
Since it is believed that most Nigerian girls are high maintenance, he just stays clear and pretends not to like them since he can’t afford them anyway.

2. The short guy:

Maybe more ladies are beginning to develop a strange favoritism for beans or how else can we explain the height that scares some guys away?
Anyway, this particular guy happens to be, unfortunately, shorter than all the girls he has ever liked. So dude just unlikes Nigerian girls for this silly reason.

3. The lazy guy:

This one keeps admiring girls from afar but will never walk up to them. But when he sights another guy with his crush, he suddenly develops a fever and starts sweating profusely in a fully air-conditioned room.
To this guy, “all Nigerian girls are cheats” so he doesn’t like them.

4. The jobless guy:

After a Twitter user made a statement about jobless guys not having the right to a relationship, it might take the intervention of angel Gabriel to change this one’s perception on all Nigerian girls being materialistic.

5. The heartbroken guy:

This one is likely in his late 20s – early 30s. All the girls he has dated right from secondary school either left him for someone richer, broke up with him for no reason or cheated on him and made him find out in the most painful way.
To this guy, every Nigerian lady is the devil who wears prada, so he hates them all.

Which one’s missing?

Mrcork is #1
Seun, Lalasticlala

Qummie:
You lack manners. People like you do not belong where humans exist. I hate to say this but your lot are the most hateful people I've ever come across and it's evident in the way you start and fuel hate and trouble on nairaland. I don't know why you haven't been banned yet but i guess Seun enjoys watching you rant and make a pathetic fool of yourself.

Ariel20:
You make me laugh

Someone is "too lucky" to have started Nairaland. Please start Trixialand & let's see how lucky you get.

I know for sure that MMM has made many people crazy, your comment is a testament to that.

piperson:
seun osewa, no doubt has the biggest and most successful forum in nigeria and one of the biggest forum in africa, he's a fine and intelligible young entreprenuer who's has created a niche for him self
in my opinion, he's seems to be very reserved and keeps his financial status and family life personal

Infact I've never heard that seun got him self a toyota camry and he most time dresses on native attire.,
linda ikeji is also a successful young(abi old) unmarried lady, she seems beautiful, intelligent and funny. she as done really well for her self, acquiring a big house in one of the most affluent neighbourhood in lagos

Linda ikeji might not be able to get married now not because men aren't coming her way but because she might be scared they might be gold diggers and won't love her for who she is but for what she has.

but linda my dear, seun osewa is a wealthy gentle lad who would cater for your emotional and "other room" needs
facially, he doesnt come off as a womanizer or a flirt

he's the ideal man for you, you are rich, he's rich and besides you guys can come to gether and create something as huge as facebook or even google for nigerians and africans at large

your union would result to an end of controversies about you being under a curse not to have husbands and kids (Godforbid)
it would promote inter-tribal relationship in nigeria and thereby promoting a ONE-NIGERIA

it would be a fantasy for many nigerians to see you guys get married

y'all stay blessed


PIPERSON

femidejulius:
The guy before the guy b4 me is in South Africa, yet, his mavros are all in naira.

Continue deceiving people.

There is God o!

PatrickOkunima:
LA Click, La Bend.

Chine12:
FOR PROPER UNDERSTANDING OF THE NEWS IN OUR PO EARLIER TODAY.
All accounts have been frozen for 24hrs to enable the Adim. sort out new due dates for all participants and then turn all mavro that are not due into BLUE (signifying FROZEN) according to the new policy.
This implies the following:
*That From tomorrow GHing and PHing starts.
* that your already GREEN MAVRO will turn BLUE and grow to become green according to the new policy

*that the period of frozen mavro is no longer 15days but 30days and period of frozen mavro starts from the day your payment is confirmed.
* that the new policy will remain until the system is stable, when everything calms down, this measure will be cancelled.
* that MMM Nigeria was never on a pause mode or Holiday.
* The things are still going well; the participants feel calm; everyone gets paid – as you can see, there haven’t been any payment delays or other problems
*And this message should be passed to all downliners to alleviate panics and fears.
Long live MMM!
Building the world together!!!

From prospective guider Ryan

If una knw say una PH for mmm nd d money neva dy go cancel dat ph o

cramjones:
As always, I would comment on contemporary issues that affect the Nigerian populace. All for love of Nigeria. Even though I believe that Nigeria as it stands is close to a failed state, we can all do more through visionary leadership to emancipate our country from the cesspit that has gutted it. That said, I have followed closely the MMM phenomenon since it came to my attention, and as it is normal of my analytical mind, I have taken time to study the trend, review historical facts, and all other data available to me. After this review I have therefore, come to the following conclusions on the fate of MMM.

1. For those that are hoping MMM would suddenly resurface in January because the Nigerian planter's wife said so in a note, are definitely setting themselves up for depression. Nothing of such would happen. This is the deal, MMM is not an investment it is a gamble. The money is only redistributed therefore the system would crash when two conditions occur - something that has already taken place - and these conditions are as follows:

-When new comers or "help providers" exceeds those who want to receive "help" it sets the stage for a crash

-When those withdrawing exceeds a critical amount needed to keep it rolling regardless of the number of people joining, then the system would crash.

I believe these two conditions have been met. Christmas time is a time no one wants to give money, rather they want to be helped, with the overwhelming withdrawals that far exceeded the "help providers" the system had to be shut down, because money does not grow on trees.

2. If MMM ever have a blinker to open, which I doubt very much in January as stated in their later, there would be a state of panic withdrawals, and there would be sharp decline of the new people that would have otherwise joined. This panic withdrawals, would lead the MMM handlers to shut it down completely and take with them whatever is left of the system.

3. The other reason MMM had to shut down early December is more likely than not to ensure maximum "cash outs" by the handlers. At this time there is an all time high of money in the system because people put in most of what they had to ensure they get good cash for the Christmas, this high would not happen any other time of the year, so this was the best time for the handlers to cash out big, and I believe they already did.

Finally, the MMM phenomenon further shows the failed system of Nigeria. This system only flourishes in this magnitude in failed countries. It thrived in Russia during the collapse of the Soviet Union, failed Zimbabwe, thrived in failed parts of South Africa, like Soweto. People have lost hope in any decent labor or lack of jobs thereof. Other are greedy and sometimes plain dumb.

Good luck to everyone "waiting" in trepidation to get help. I wish you luck.

God Bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria

-CramJones