disloman:
Bro!you tried to sound sensible but made f00l of yourself.You prayed for more bombing in order to satisfy your sense of reasoning.What was jona doing while all these were going on.Till when election was around the corner,He started battling it?Let mi tell you this Nigeria is winning this war.Nothing you can do about that.For the bombing,The next one will be in your dad's compound.

MUMU

vascable:


source:- http://vascable.com/why-most-nigerians-goto-malaysia-instead-of-europe-and-america/

Bro your wrong

Why most naija guys head to malaysia instead of europe or america , is because procuring a malaysian visa is cheaper , hassle free and visa is almost guaranteed. Unlike europe or america where the visa is not guaranteed

Most guys in malaysia dream of going to america or europe( Thats where the real hustling is)

TrishaP:
Op you didn't see any beautiful ijaw picture to use just as you selectively selected that of the ibos.

Na jealousy go kill U

alcatraz002:
I posted a thread yesterday lamenting the plight of the igbos and how they continue shooting themselves in the foot by hating Yorubas but I was insulted and lampooned by igbos on this board.

Now less than 24 hours since I posted that thread, Uche Secondus a self acclaimed IGBO man has said that the PDP Presidential ticket has been zoned to the North. The PDP has presently constituted is an IGBO/BIAFRAN party and the structures of the party is currently being controlled by IGBOS. My question goes thus: is there no Credible IGBO man in the whole of Nigeria that can be presented to vie for PRESIDENT? I want my Igbo brothers to answer this question. AM I BEING VINDICATED OR NOT?

When we preach to the igbos to change their ways and build bridges, insults will rain like missiles from fighter jets in Syria. Igbos only know how to exhibit extreme hubris and chestbeat. An EDO man has better chances of being Nigerian President than an IGBO man. Sincerely I feel sorry for IGBOS. All igbos reading this knows it would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for an Igbo man to as much as near the Vice President seat of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

I know I will be insulted and maligned by igbos who will comment on this thread but we will keep preaching for attitudinal change by the igbos.

This PDP zoning is a clear message for the igbos.Let the insults begin!!!

You said the Igbos control PDP , can you explain how ?

5states make up South east and out of that 5 , only 3 are PDP the rest are Apc(imo state ) and Apga( Anambra state
Or are you counting Rivers, Delta , Akwa ibom e.t c. as part of Igbo/south east


As for the issue of presidency, the Igbos dont need it. All it wants is BIAFRA. its just that the bad eggs from igbo in Abuja are kicking against it, because of there juicy office/position.But deep inside there heart they want Biafra.


Let me tell you the truth , if you give an Igbo man president tomorrow , he will sign for Biafra referendum.


The reason Igbos want biafra is not because hausa/fulani or yoruba dont want Igbo to become president.
Why the Igbos are agitating for Biafra is because of the consistent hatred on igbos. We are a peaceful tribe. The 1967-1970 war left a deep wound in our heart . Igbos are trying so hard to make the wound heal, but each time we try , the hausa/fulani/yoruba find a way to make the wound fresh again, through there hate speech and unecessary killings of the igbos.


No federal govt presence in Igboland, the south east /Igbo region is been negleted. Our resources are stolen to develope other regions .
The federal only gives the south east/'igbos liltle of what it collects from its land as federal allocation. They still dont wanna approve a seaport in igboland, because the yorubas are scared that they will loose their only source of income( revenues generated from lagos ports)

luvinhubby:
*grabs my helmet and waits for missiles to start flying.

But the woman get class sha .

That helmet wont protect you, the missile will scatter you and your helmet.
You need a missile defence system

teamchocolate:
It shows u don't read ur bible, u hypocrite.... pls Joseph in the bible served under who..... even Daniel was with the chaldeans.. and he served under who....

Those people you mentioned served in a foreign land

princeshijman:
bro go n watch dere interview togeda.bt both said it. u are nt a fan jst one person choosin side in their fite. bro u nid the sleep most cus ur brain nid rest from the rubbish u typed

Abeg i no they choose any side
I dey neutral

All am saying is that " We should stop drinking panadol for there headache"

Wether they reconcile or not , it wont change anything for you or I

Besides, both dbanj and donjazzy are enjoying there sallah and we are here disturbing ourselves

Abeg goodnight!

princeshijman:
lol for ur mind u noe the story ooo. confirm well who jjc was doing yeye. cus jjc tot don jassy production n dbanj convince don dey shud leave jjc cus nothing was cuming in. so dey came to nigeria and dbanj moda sponsored the first album. so pls dnt say wat u dnt noe pls

hahahahaha. Lol
Funny man

How you take know all these?
You be there P.A?

U no go kill me ooo. hahahahaha
Abeg go sleep

HungerBAD:


He hehehehehe

Cameroun President Agrees To Hand Over "Bakassi" Back To Nigeria , As President Buhari Threatens To Probe Him

Fear Grips Super Eagles As President Buhari Sets To Probe Kworupt Players

justwise:
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Such advice will not be allowed here

Ok

Toby77:


from checking dubizzle, most entry level positions I saw begin somewhere around 2k-4K AED per month. I don't know how much security pays or cleaning. Mid level entry is anywhere from 4k-8K AED.

Alot of people are paid between 500 to 1000 dirham, some get 1500 dirhams.


Security jobs in dubai pay between 1500 to 2000 dirhams , while security jobs in sharjah, ajman and abu dhabi pay between 2000 to 2700 dirhams or 3000 dirhams( if your lucky)

Cleaner jobs pay between 700 to 1200 dirham per month

Drivers earn between 2000 to 4000 dirhams per month

I have seen an office receptionist that collect 1000 dirhams per months, while some collect between 1500 to 2500 or even up to 3500( for those lucky)

Now professional jobs can give U between 4000 to 8000 dirhams and at times up to 13000dirhams( if your lucky). This section is mostly dominated by indians and philpines, your chance of getting a job as an african is very slim

Most jobs that pay up to 15000dirhams and above are reserved for Uae citizens or foreign nationals from 1st world countries

justi4jesu:



I wonder how people that stay on the streets begging tourists to take them to shops so they can get commissions out of anything the customer buys will be living well than people working,If they are doing better than you, I don't agree they are doing better than me, and If truly you are working you wouldn't make such statement and also stop advertising and telling people to buy residence without working thereby deceiving UAE Government that they actually have jobs. Because it's illegal.

How much do these jobs even pay

justi4jesu:



I wonder how people that stay on the streets begging tourists to take them to shops so they can get commissions out of anything the customer buys will be living well than people working,If they are doing better than you, I don't agree they are doing better than me, and If truly you are working you wouldn't make such statement and also stop advertising and telling people to buy residence without working thereby deceiving UAE Government that they actually have jobs. Because it's illegal.

Madam am working
Stop painting this work , as if its gold. We all know the truth, please stop the pretence.
I wont decieve my fellow nigerians.
Anyone who has the finance to buy residence , should do so.

justi4jesu:






You guys should try minding your business, it will help you in Future. I don't see the reason why una come dey drink panadol for the guy headache. Is it your business even if he accepted a Job to go wash plates. Please allow him he is not complaining.

cutieme:
Hey,what makes you feel that God answers prayer more there than naija?

When you come , you go know

Toby77:


"None of the other answers are correct. It is called Kasargod Khaliwali Visa although sas got it 50% correct. It is also called Azad Visa.

A UAE / GCC citizen opens a company. Gets permission for several visit visas. Sells them each for 5K-8K AED. Then closes the company. The person who arrives on visit is free to seek any form of employment. If he / she is lucky to get a job in the first one month and transfer the status, he is lucky. else, he becomes just another piece of meat who would be exploited by the vultures at will."

I got this somewhere on the KW visa.

Ok
that one no good

Instead of that , its better u use dat money and buy residence
Some of ma guys here dont work, but they all got pataka.
How do they survive? Well they are on street things, computer things and business
They live well than most of us working

rusep:
Please house I am going to Dubai for one week visit, I want to use the opportunity to conduct a Medical check up. Can somebody help me recommend a good hospital with cheap rates.
Thanks and God bless.

check Rashid hospital , close to Oud metha metro station

Toby77:


Is this for all jobs, or only menial jobs? and please what's the Kwaliwali visa about?

Speaking of Kaliwali visa , I know of two visa type relating to what you mean

1.) Visa sponsored by emirates and ethihad or any airline . If you teko on this visa , you have no problem . police wont bother you, cos emirates airline or ethihad wont black list you

2.) Arranged Residence visa. you pay an employer to process a residence/work visa for you. But you wont work for the employer. It normally cost between 7000 to 10000 dirhams , and at times up to 13000dirhams, depending on the person that will sponsor your visa

tyslimmie:


Hahahahahaa, *sigh

Toby77:


http://www.dubaifaqs.com/passport-keeping-employer-uae.php
This makes for an interesting read. I don't know how workable this is since am not yet on the ground but No employer is keeping my passport

Its illegal for employers to hold passport of their employees. But why companies do hold their employee passport is to prevent their employees from absconding. Cos if an employee abscond the emoployer may be fined


Bros no come and start naija gra gra for here , just obey your company and complete your 6months probation. After then you can start the gra gra, cos once you've completed your probation period , the company cant sack you without a genuine reason

Y"all dont be discouraged by my comments.
Uae is a nice place to be
steady electricity, good transportation system, shopping malls , guaranteed security, world class hospitals, clean and fancy accomodation etc

But its not like USA or Canda or Europe , where U come and expect to make 10million by the end of one year

Here the slogan is " Slow and Steady" and God will see you through

And less i forgot , I noticed that God answers prayer here more than he does in naija

Speaking of God , we got church here. But its on friday we worship, i mean service is on friday and not sunday

Toby77:


Is this for all jobs, or only menial jobs? and please what's the Kwaliwali visa about?

Most jobs in Uae
Most especially to nationalities of 2nd or 3rd world countries

damoche64:
@Trueluvcom, So what is d difference & benefits between d two employment sponsorship(LLC & FZE)?

llc is labour zone and fze is freezone

The difference:

If your company is labour zone , you have 2years contract to finish . If you resign before 2years , you will get 6months labour ban. U can lift the ban/change company if you get a job in a government owned company or A FREEZONE COMPANY or you completed one year and got a good salary offer from another company( only for those on Unlimited contract)

But if your company is in freezone , you can change company after 6months. There are many freezones in Uae, so even if one freezone ban you . U can still work in other freezones in uae or you can also work in labour zone

Teeklef:

haha!! This one na bad market oo(lolz),na by force den dey take smoke?

No be by force, but enviroment go make u smoke.

Na country where almost 95% of population na cigar addict
If no be normal cigar( like three star , dunhill etc) , na indian cigar or you take Sisha

The most annoying part is dat women don they compete with men

tyslimmie:



well....I don't know if it's labour or freezone, but my place of work is at dubai internet city.

Whats your contract like?
Do you have friday & saturday as off or its only friday.

Do you smoke ? if you dont, am sorry you might start smoking soon, just ease up the tension at work.

tyslimmie:


LLC... labour I guess

And less i forgot , dem go collect your International passport once you come
lol
Welcome to mordern day slavery
The things man do for money

tyslimmie:


LLC... labour I guess

Hope your company put you in the same room with nigerians or africans ( hope there are nigerians or africans in your company)

Make them no go put you with paki or bangarlee for same room

tyslimmie:


LLC... labour I guess

Yea, its labour.
Please try and complete your 2years contract or else na 6months ban you go chop