hucienda:
lwkmd... OP you no go kee pesin wit laff

If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything.

Nicur:
THE SCAM is REAL!!!

Funny photo

Ogbuefi2020:
Ipob worldwide. I see haters begging to be convinced. Who owes you that?

The AKPU NKU boy is just ranting, instead of facing the hunger and suffering subjected to them by the current Governor of his state called Ortom.

The zombies are on viewing mode

Zombies are the most unstable creature on planet earth.

If I dey lie, just follow their line of thought!

Example:

Buhari: my government will pay unemployed Nigerians 5k every month.

Zombies: Sai Baba... change is here.. Nigeria will rise again!

Buhari: I never promised to pay unemployed Nigerians 5k each month..

Zombies: No mind those Jonathanians. With their fake news. Show us links where he promised that. We are solidly behind you. Nothing for yam eaters.

Buhari: We have started collection of data to enable us pay the unemployed graduates 5k..

Zombies: Where are those TANoids that said Baba is not a promise keeper... shame on all PDP. Baba till 2023!

Buhari: I wont pay 5k to unemployed youths. Its not a priority!

Zombies: Baba is right! Whats the use of 5k? What can 5k do to anyone. Mr president we love u. Best president ever.

I wont be surprised if I wake up tomorrow and hear.

Buhari: Unemployed Nigerians should pay 5k every month to the government.. His idiotic zombies will be like.

Zombies: Think of what you can do for your country and not what your country can do for you. Baba is right. But I know those unpatriotic wailers wont pay.

Abeg no vex o. Is this thing ordinary?

Kyase:

You grew up there, but no reciting there.
English ewu deraby

My parent still reside in Makurdi, so I do get first hand information of Benue affairs from friends and family.

Kyase:

If I continue with this fool I will certainly become one

Zombie, so I'm now a fool for advising you to face your problem?

I grew up in Makurdi (at Wurukum precisely), so I know all the sufferings of Benue people. Go and face your problems instead of ranting here.

Kyase:

Which hunger?
What over tax?
Intact your people dey beg the state govt to build modern market for them here in gboko.
I dey chop reach 5 times a day.
Nonsense

Benue people are crying, weeping and regretting for voting Ortom as Governor, they now prefer government that pays half salary than Ortom government that doesn't pay at all. Poverty and hunger has become order of the day in Benue and the clueless government of Ortom has imposed over tax to the populace. I advice you face the problem that are much in your hunger stricken state instead of ranting on Biafra thread.

Kyase:

Lol don't worry I will vidoeshop a video where the same pope is addressing, Fulani herdsmen.
Or you think say na everybody be mumu

You this Tiv boy should focus on the hunger and over tax you guys are paying in Benue State, leave Biafra matter for Biafrans.

Kyase:


Lol bifarans go lie come dey believe their lies.
Chai my people are lost for life

Oneh kporkpor, buy data and watch the video above, stop ranting around the thread.

Heart breaking news for baboons and monkeys

Kyase:
Video prove my guy or go to hell with real life

Na only video proof? Who is forcing you to believe?

Kenai:


Zombie oh Zombieeeeeeeee
Wetin happen last naa?

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Laugh don kee me!

Na laff I dey laff those zombies

I went to the market to shop for food stuff today, I became speechless when I told the price of commodities. The worst thing that ever happened to Nigeria is electing an Archaic old man as president. His body odour has crippled the economy and increased the suffering of the masses.

A bottle of ground nut oil = N300 (former price N200).

Small Gino tin tomatoe = N50 (former price N30).

A wrap of Ugu leave = N100 (former price N50).

A bag of sachet water = N150 (former price N100).

A painter of rice = N1300 (former price N950 or N1000, depending on your bargaining power).

A litre of fuel = N115 (former price N87).

etc.

redcliff:


useless post. you think nigeria would get better without you suffering?

Lubbish zombie post ever, so we've to suffer before your archaic messiah will make Nigeria better?

kestolove95:
U call saudi arabia evil kingdom?...so what will will call Israel whom are known for killing and claiming lands dats not dias?

Not just evil Kingdom, but Terrorist Kingdom.

Lie is under statement

Adaure4ever:
lol. Okay o.

Adaure'm how are you?
You're beautiful (imara mma nwanyi).

Vado:
The op made a good point with pictorial evidences to back it up. Only a lame sycophant would think otherwise.

Despite showing the zombies photo proof, the programmed zombies are still doubting the OP.

A zombie has been spotted above

Only zombies were expecting the 5k promise.

Zombies sold Dog and bought Monkey, una don enter one chance government and hunger go k!ll all of una for being a zombie that believes that a 73 years old cargo will be a messiah.

We already know that Uwaruike and his BIM cohorts are the Ojuju Calabar DSS wanted to use as witness against Kanu.

BERNIMOORE:
President obama was able to digest what the Usa budget contained before presenting it, hence when he was put on a hot sit to defend the health bill, he did that convincinly answering questions simultaneously by abridging questions Without reading any prepared note but rather he 'actually have those figures in his memory' you will admire the way he defends it, even the republican questionaire clapped for him

Can that be said of Our ''so called SHERIFF IN TOWN PRESIDENT''

Not at all

baralatie:
Anomini come hear wetin person talk say happen for Naija matter

Body odour everywhere

OP I concur

Wetin consign de President wife with Oil and Gas matter? Is she the Oil minister?

Only zombies will disagree with the writer this article.

Mrs Ajala the Junketeer

S!lly hypocrite

Believe APC e-touts propaganda at your own peril.