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Wow I didn't know too.... Always suffering myself selecting out d seeds.... lol

Yaba.....
D anger of a she goat..... Lol..
#stroll. for cover

Lol.... Make I confess...
It really happened to me though..... She was so beautiful and stunning dat wenever I walk out with her,people kept starring at us in admiration..... And guess wat, we wey so close to each other... We wey still mere friends but wen I saw d chemistry dat existed between us, I wise up but started it on a low key....Started calling her sweet names like sweetheart, dear, angel and she even responded by calling me baby ,honey and so on..... Oboy see map..... Then I took a step further by telling her I love you while ending conversations with her on phone and she responded on d positive 'I love you too'....
After staying together for some weeks like married couples, I decided to be sure of myself and ask her. out.....Lo and behold, I got d shock of my life, yea She turned me down and was so serious about it.... I dint know how d sweats ran so fast dat in few seconds it had reached my buttocks......Lol I later tried everything to get her but to no avail...It got to a point I got so angry dat I just wanted to gain her love and dump her as a sign of revenge... but she still took her stand....Lol never knew if she was friend zoning me ooo...
Sha I won't call dis one friend zoning ooo... Dis babe dey send me cards, dey arrange make we hangout, dey call me pass 8mins but me latest na 2mins our call dey reach wen I call am, last time she bought me an expensive wristwatch and send me flowers on my birthday.... Dis made me more confused cos I don't know wat I've done for her to deserve all dis love but even after everything she won't just accept me ..... Last time I told her she's d most complicated girl I've ever met,she just smiled and said she loves to be unpredicted...... I don't know if she has a boyfriend ooo but I'm sure dat d money she's been spending is of her salary cos she's doing a well paid job.... If she likes make she keep friend zoning me as long as d favour continues......I don't even know if we would make good lovers cos we are so opened and exposed to each other.....
Lol we later pushed dat aside and now we're d still d best of friends even hotter dan before......But I no still happy Sha, I hate been a loser.....But in dis case I think It feels good to loose... Lol
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Night call was fun wen its a conference call......
Lol u will be called to join and start saying exposing things in ur relationship or so,not knowing dat ur boyfriend or girlfriend who had earlier joined d call is silently listening you out....Lol... A well planned map against you...which means u don enter deep poo be dat......
Was used to settle relationship issues...
To offer ur ex his or her last warning
Make or find new friends and love....
Share d latest gist dat happened during d day....
Lol I can go on and on....
Really fun wen its amongst students....
Mid night call was always fun time....
#Sha now I don upgrade from dat kind awoof... if I wan hear ur voice na to call u for daytime...No be recharge card money be my probz

Lol all dem bad and majority of our girls are so guilty...

Who send u love.....
Now u no go follow go school first and wait for a better husband... Dey follow small boys around dey come here dey cry.....

Chaiiii....Dis babe lake creativity... Doesn't even look like one....
#Nohate

Seen!

Ridiculous!

So pathetic.... I pity Nigeria reputation at world stage

Congrats bro..... Locate d nearest Church and testify....

4 ofcourse......
Note d real legs comes with no toes..... its only d space in between dat fake toes are included...

Yea ...it is....

Mmmmm.....RIP man

ndnuray:
i know bro,but i paid to acquire dis cheat u are saying i shld give out for free...

Guy u no just try.....See d amount of beg we dey beg u.....Guy wey ur conscience....
#Lolz

wow.... so so luvly.... But she looks ignorant of her environment, of Wats going on around.... lol old age.... God has really kept his promise in sustaining u m'am...U r a celeb already!
Hapi birthday...
#i wish I could grow dat old

Mmmmm..... Chaiiii nairaland

Lol.....
Luvly story though.... Abeg come continue na cos me dey enjoy am...

Lol.....
Luvly story though.... Abeg come continue na cos me dey enjoy am

Eagerly waiting!
Will be fun though

Op u funny me swoh....Just imagine how long dis has been worrying you even before u created dis thread...lolz....
Liked ur pix too

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Unlimited memory card

Lol..... so so embarrassing

Are u serious, lol....
I don't believe u ooo
We don't want him to comedize our state mbok

lol.... All of dem wan hear d heartbeat at d same time..... I'm case strong head be dat

Its definitely Tiwa Savage....
Who did dat to Don jazzy na

Cigar with dry gin