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Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: I Sell Sample 2ml Perfumes Ck,Valentino,Chlóe by truthhurts(f): 12:22am On Apr 30, 2012
[b][/b] how many ml are your sample perfs?
Romance / Re: She Told Me Her Past: What Do I Do? by truthhurts(f): 12:03pm On Feb 07, 2011
I think you should be close to her now, more than ever cos she is really depressed, truth be told her parents should be blamed for all this,
her mum did not provide an avenue for the daughter to be able to talk to her, she invited a male visitor to come and stay in the house , and she didnt teach her daughter sex education, she sure was wrong to do all she did but you both need to see a counsellor and you have to stand by her no matter what.
Family / Re: Im Unhappy In My Marriage by truthhurts(f): 9:54am On Feb 07, 2011
Piece of advice, try to bring home what he is looking for outside, try to stock your fridge with drinks, if he likes soccer try to watch soccer and discuss football with him,make peppersoup or whatever he likes to take with his drinks. once in a while invite his friends over and try to understand him, if you complain too much you just might be driving him into the arms of someone else, men could be insensitive so try to bridge the gap, leaving the house is definately not the answer, Remember you have a child you cant afford the child to enjoy the warmth of a father smiley.
Business / Re: A Credit Bureau In Nigeria by truthhurts(f): 3:37pm On Oct 30, 2009
Ikay,

true true very true,
you should not be surprised but what baffles me is that they are in an intergrity business , should they be lying and claiming to be the first when they still do not have a final licence.

and to make matters worse they have ties with banks.

" a judge to his own case"
NYSC / Re: Youth Corpers Den by truthhurts(f): 3:24pm On Aug 05, 2008
corper weeeeeeeee oooooooooo!!!!!!!!! batch A corper reporting!, we still have till march to stop being otondos. any Lagos Island Otondo in da house? holla!
TV/Movies / Re: Prison Break Or 24 by truthhurts(f): 12:44am On Jun 23, 2007
24 rocks!!!
that is probably one of the
most captivating series i've ever seen
Business / Dear Naira by truthhurts(f): 2:51pm On Jun 04, 2007
hey gys how do you see the newly redesigned naira notes? for me i think the N20 is just great i like it best cos of the texture i think its polymer or something at least it'd be more durable and it'll stand the test of time. what i i'd like to know now is if its more expensive to produce compared to the old notes
Politics / Newly Redesigned Naira Notes by truthhurts(f): 2:18pm On Jun 04, 2007
hey guys i was wondering what u like about the newly redesigned naira notes. though i think i like the N20 note better cos of the texture(polymer i think) at least it'd be more durable than the other notes. its cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Jokes by truthhurts(f): 4:32pm On Feb 23, 2006
Rubber Check
A man walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms. Paying for them, he bursts into laughter and walks out of the store. The next day he comes in again, again buys condoms, and again walks out laughing. Thinking this is somewhat strange, the pharmacist asks his assistant to follow the man if he comes back. Sure enough, the man comes in the next day and walks out laughing. This time the assistant goes after him, returning 20 minutes later.
"So did you follow him?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yup."
"Where did he go?"
"Your house." grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Jokes by truthhurts(f): 3:49pm On Feb 15, 2006
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.

"Right now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but within a month or two, my father will pass and I'll inherit over 20 million dollars."

The woman went home with Robert, and four days later she became his stepmother.
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Jokes by truthhurts(f): 3:41pm On Feb 15, 2006
CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Jokes by truthhurts(f): 3:38pm On Feb 15, 2006
W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day,
30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men, The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Jokes by truthhurts(f): 3:21pm On Feb 15, 2006
WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

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Forum Games / Re: Think Or Thought? by truthhurts(f): 4:45pm On Feb 10, 2006
o boy hahahahaha i laugh in urhobo
if person read all this your post once you will know that you did not go good nursery and pry school i sure your engrish teacher did not teaching you well anyway u can saw the product of a good nursery school in me
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by truthhurts(f): 10:43am On Feb 10, 2006
i confess dat i have a crush on a friend, something dat shouldnt happen i confess dat i have 2 run away b4 it gets out of hand
Forum Games / Re: Confessions by truthhurts(f): 2:49pm On Feb 09, 2006
i confess that reading all this confession is making me feel like confessing something i am not suppose to confess shocked shocked shocked
Family / Re: Help: I'm Married But In Love With Another Woman by truthhurts(f): 2:48pm On Feb 09, 2006
u guys shld take it easy on him, nobody can claim being a saint!
we all go wrong sometimes but being able to acknowledge our faults and retrace our steps make us human undecided
Religion / Re: You're A Christian, Your Wife Is A Muslim. Will The Marriage Work? by truthhurts(f): 1:11pm On Feb 09, 2006
thanks yemstrad 4 once u supporting me i hope i dont get to pay 4 this in mmy other post grin
Romance / Re: Girls In Benin Are Not Romantic: Money Money Money by truthhurts(f): 9:38am On Feb 09, 2006
bernieman thanks for that at least there is a man who sees beyond his nose in here angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Poser: You're Driving Along One Night by truthhurts(f): 3:05pm On Feb 08, 2006
Jezuz u damn right deji cheesy
Religion / Re: You're A Christian, Your Wife Is A Muslim. Will The Marriage Work? by truthhurts(f): 2:03pm On Feb 08, 2006
thanks nuru u said it all, fact is they accomodated each other's excesses and so they both worked hard 4 d marriage 2 work out i respect them alot
Romance / Re: What To Say To A Potential Girlfriend? by truthhurts(f): 11:32am On Feb 08, 2006
o'l boy wat a way 2 catch a girl, if i was d lady i would be interested in knowin wat made u so bold
so hogar maybe u shld use ijiele's rules it just might work cos ladies love bold and charmin guys
goodluck buddy
Romance / Re: Best Gift You've Ever Received From Your Lover or Spouse? by truthhurts(f): 10:31am On Feb 08, 2006
great
Romance / Re: Best Gift You've Ever Received From Your Lover or Spouse? by truthhurts(f): 5:27pm On Feb 07, 2006
obviously grin

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