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11. DoomsDay Lecturer: he'll always prophecy about how we're going to fail our courses woefully... |
bebe2:no wonda them go dey arrow una anyhow, to much beef |
Ameerasexy:some of their snakes even dangle out of their boxers |
bebe2:Hall iv hot pass hall3...e be like say u ladies don see boxers tire |
trustedward:bros na joke oOOoooo0o, I fit dash u beans if u dey Vex |
the BOXERS crew: dem go dey walk around hostel with their faded and tear tear boxers (Hall IV-Uniben) |
The Booobs brushers: they go bank just to press bosom in queue... |
chue:Amen....and you too sir |
chue:just follow instructions....make sure you are always there to make sure that the cafe attendant does not make mistake... |
Shelia25: can those living in lagos do d online clearance here or it is better done there.you can do it anywhere....just make sure you avoid errors |
Mexyz: @Navvy, the guy might be right you know, i spent close to that amount during my time. Anyway you will understand when its time for physical clearance.Exactly...by the time you are done with faculty, departmental clearance....course registration, different dues, photo copying, passport photos, accomodation etc. Your eyes will open |
[quote author=nellyefizzy post=/post/26821122]we will be writing exams by December not next month bros..... Be specific. Gbam[/quote] our exams are starting on the 10th of next month... You GO check ur facts |
[quote author=Navvy post=/post/26826026]BigLie.. follow this nigga at ur own risk... y u go dey carry false news... i think u are a scammer... u are nt a uniben student... i can gve u my brother's number so u can talk to him...[/quote] listen, respect yourself... HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SCAMMER, did I ask you for money ?..... I'm talking from my experience and that of others |
chizzy94: It is required in Unilag.well there's no course that requires Further Maths in uniben |
Capableben: thanks, is Uniben fastyup....its crazily fast, we just resumed and now we'll be writhing exams next month |
Navvy: yea. But no department can exceed 130klisten Mr. (And anyone else who wants to hear), you'll spend more than 160+ by the time you are done with your clearance.....I'm a student of Uniben I got into the school last year, I know what I am saying... |
Bros you are still young.....you can start all over again....but, NOTE: Elect Engineering is not just about fixing TVs, Radios, light bulbs e.t.c., its way broader than that |
jhimmy: My Career experience.. (sorry my sentence construction might be poor "I aint a word kinda dude" )honestly, you made a good choice...you are not a slave |
midasbliss: 1st i want to thank God for saving me from another 1year at home nd finally pushing me higher... though i wasnt givn my choice of course, but mhen the smile doesnt cease to come... funny course bt im extremely happy... im goin to school soon... no more tears nor fears nor thinking... half bread is better than non at all... abeg how i fit shorten EDUCATION AND ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE?lol...you have my hostel mate's course...yipee |
saintuu: Accounting...58 nd 4rum Imowell you are supposed to be given a course |
saintuu: It was my 4 preffered institution, didnt rite dere exam dou...kofa is still on submitted levelwhat's your course, your score and origin |
[quote author=saintuu][/quote]did you apply for that poly , and have you checked your KOFA page |
[quote author=saintuu][/quote]did you apply for that polythenic |
saintuu: @ chizzy94 its college of education, ekiadolor in benin cityyou'll have to go to abuja to CHANGE IT - if you see your name in KOFA site |
sirxbit: THEM DON GIVE ME ADMISSION BUT THEM NACK ME PURE AND APPLIED MATHEMATICS.CHANGE OF COURSE DEY POSSIBLE?there's no direct means of doing it- EXCEPT if you have connections |
3 Things Nigerians can't explain: (1) How the Chibok girls got stolen (2) How Patience Jonathan got her degree (3) where our oyel (oil) subsidy money has gone to |
.@OP excuse my french... But You are a goddamned modafucking b!tchass liar, I was in the show yesterday, sean tizzle did not even take off his top...STOP SPILLING OUT LIES TO DRIVE TRAFFIC YO UR THREAD and BLOGSITE.except if ur joking |
pls don't forget PDP, APC...na politics dey pay pass |
I'm more than qualified...but na 300k I go take per month |
smh...freshers, una head still dey HOT....I don't blame u....after one month in school una brain go calm down |
G-XTREME ANALYST ON POLICE SYSTEM OF ARRESTING A SUSPECT. If Tigers are literally used to express the motives of how police arrest their suspects, honestly speaking it will be like this.: ***American Police Style: The LAPD will use themself a a bait to allow the tiger to catch them, then they will in turn catch the tiger. ***China Police Style: The Chinese cops will chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then they will catch it. ***Arab Police Style: They will kidnap the tiger's wife and threaten the tiger in all forms to surrender, then they will catch the tiger. ***indian Police Style: will sing,dance and play flute to hypnotise the tiger until it comes close to them, then they catch it. ***South African Police style: Before they go arrest the tiger,they will first enquire which country the tiger is from. If its a local tiger, they will leave the tiger cos its the tigers right to move around freely but if its international tiger !!! Blood of Moses! They will speed upthe arrest, use all means to track down the life of the tiger including forcefully going to its den. ***Nigerian Police Style(especially MOPOL): They will go to a different area entirely where they know the tiger don't exist, then they will catch an innocent goat,or sheep, beat it to stupor until it falsely agrees to be a tiger. Please which country police style you think works better?? #G-Xtreme Hilariously Discerning# |
abi ? dats wat we thot?
The Booobs brushers: they go bank just to press bosom in queue...
I mean in academic calendar