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EducationRe: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by tsleazy(m): 3:02pm On Oct 07, 2014
11. DoomsDay Lecturer: he'll always prophecy about how we're going to fail our courses woefully...
EducationRe: 10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels by tsleazy(m): 12:39am On Oct 07, 2014
bebe2:
grin abi ? dats wat we thot?

na hall 3boys babe no want.

na soso to come eat ur food dem knw grin
no wonda them go dey arrow una anyhow, to much beef
EducationRe: 10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels by tsleazy(m): 10:11pm On Oct 06, 2014
Ameerasexy:
very short boxers oo..den dey will come like dat to Hall 5 Tap to chance us...smelling hall 4 boys
some of their snakes even dangle out of their boxers
EducationRe: 10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels by tsleazy(m): 10:06pm On Oct 06, 2014
bebe2:
hall IV KE?

and we been think say na only hall 3 boys dey roast grin grin
Hall iv hot pass hall3...e be like say u ladies don see boxers tire
EducationRe: 10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels by tsleazy(m): 10:03pm On Oct 06, 2014
trustedward:
ogbeni u dey cast us abi, If I catch u 4 unit II, ur own Don finish. ..lol ;Dogbeni u dey cast us abi, If I catch u 4 unit II, ur own Don finish. ..lol
bros na joke oOOoooo0o, I fit dash u beans if u dey Vex
EducationRe: 10 Types Of Students You Will Meet In Hostels by tsleazy(m): 4:52pm On Oct 06, 2014
the BOXERS crew: dem go dey walk around hostel with their faded and tear tear boxers (Hall IV-Uniben)
EducationRe: 7 Types Of People You Meet In The Bank. by tsleazy(m): 4:47pm On Oct 06, 2014
cool The Booobs brushers: they go bank just to press bosom in queue...
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 8:38pm On Oct 04, 2014
chue:
Bless yu sir
Amen....and you too sir
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 1:11pm On Oct 04, 2014
chue:
shey pple wen fit do am dey skul??cos I'm scared of dis pple hear
just follow instructions....make sure you are always there to make sure that the cafe attendant does not make mistake...
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 5:53am On Oct 04, 2014
Shelia25: can those living in lagos do d online clearance here or it is better done there.
you can do it anywhere....just make sure you avoid errors
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 2:51pm On Oct 03, 2014
Mexyz: @Navvy, the guy might be right you know, i spent close to that amount during my time. Anyway you will understand when its time for physical clearance.
Exactly...by the time you are done with faculty, departmental clearance....course registration, different dues, photo copying, passport photos, accomodation etc. Your eyes will open
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 2:46pm On Oct 03, 2014
[quote author=nellyefizzy post=/post/26821122]we will be writing exams by December not next month bros..... Be specific. Gbam[/quote] our exams are starting on the 10th of next month... You GO check ur facts
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 1:53pm On Oct 03, 2014
[quote author=Navvy post=/post/26826026]BigLie.. follow this nigga at ur own risk... y u go dey carry false news... i think u are a scammer... u are nt a uniben student... i can gve u my brother's number so u can talk to him...[/quote] listen, respect yourself... HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SCAMMER, did I ask you for money ?..... I'm talking from my experience and that of others
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 2:59am On Oct 03, 2014
chizzy94: It is required in Unilag.
well there's no course that requires Further Maths in uniben
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 2:57am On Oct 03, 2014
Capableben: thanks, is Uniben fasthuh I mean in academic calendar
yup....its crazily fast, we just resumed and now we'll be writhing exams next month
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 2:56am On Oct 03, 2014
Navvy: yea. But no department can exceed 130k
listen Mr. (And anyone else who wants to hear), you'll spend more than 160+ by the time you are done with your clearance.....I'm a student of Uniben I got into the school last year, I know what I am saying...
CareerRe: T by tsleazy(m): 12:54pm On Oct 02, 2014
Bros you are still young.....you can start all over again....but, NOTE: Elect Engineering is not just about fixing TVs, Radios, light bulbs e.t.c., its way broader than that
CareerRe: Welcome To My Office by tsleazy(m): 12:37am On Sep 26, 2014
jhimmy: My Career experience.. (sorry my sentence construction might be poor "I aint a word kinda dude" )

I did something at work yesterday ..
I resigned....

As been the only Technical dude with this Tech corp. I do all the work for all department..
Develop projects from start to finish under 1 week... (now with this, you might think I am the highest paid)..

I do all the jobs, what other staff do is to create reports and manage records of my work..

am the least paid staff ... What I earn with the work I do is not worth saying self...

Mind you this company make 30 million / month....

and I earn less than 40,000... while this peeps whose work don't matter earn 200k and above.. at first It was normal seeing that they all have their masters from one UK uni or the other...

cause I remember upon getting the job, I was told that I will be paid 250k but will be kept on a 8 month probation, which if I impress them they will retain me , but for the 8 month I will earn less than 40,000... I agreed been that I was desperate for a source of income..

1 year and half, I still earn less than 40,000..I complained and complained. and they said "OK.. if after 3 months you impress us, we will review you contract and give you what you deserve"... I agreed.. I worked tirelessly ... All my projects where all approved by the clients... thereby me making 11m for the company..

3 months came and (I was still paid my less than 40k salary and they even said cause i used more internet than ever in doing downloads 5k was deducted...)

I got fed up.. and walked to my boss office and asked him what I did to deserve such meagre salary.. he said nothing (other than he hasn't yet seen my value ).. and I said for God sake, I managed 60 projects in the past 9 months and 39 of them got approved... yet you say you haven't seen my value.. angrily I told him to go Bleep himself... and am out of his company.. Said he should go and get himself a valued staff...

Thats it i resigned...

And now I ask my self.. why did I even Stay this long..

Yes,.. money aint available...but I pray with all the freelance I can manage to get, I will be aright
honestly, you made a good choice...you are not a slave
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 12:23am On Sep 26, 2014
midasbliss: 1st i want to thank God for saving me from another 1year at home nd finally pushing me higher... though i wasnt givn my choice of course, but mhen the smile doesnt cease to come... funny course bt im extremely happy... im goin to school soon... no more tears nor fears nor thinking... half bread is better than non at all... abeg how i fit shorten EDUCATION AND ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE? grin undecided angry cool what a course sha... lol
lol...you have my hostel mate's course...yipee
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 12:22am On Sep 26, 2014
saintuu: Accounting...58 nd 4rum Imo
well you are supposed to be given a course
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 11:45pm On Sep 25, 2014
saintuu: It was my 4 preffered institution, didnt rite dere exam dou...kofa is still on submitted level
what's your course, your score and origin
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 11:29pm On Sep 25, 2014
[quote author=saintuu][/quote]did you apply for that poly , and have you checked your KOFA page
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 11:28pm On Sep 25, 2014
[quote author=saintuu][/quote]did you apply for that polythenic
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 11:13pm On Sep 25, 2014
saintuu: @ chizzy94 its college of education, ekiadolor in benin city
you'll have to go to abuja to CHANGE IT - if you see your name in KOFA site
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 11:10pm On Sep 25, 2014
sirxbit: THEM DON GIVE ME ADMISSION BUT THEM NACK ME PURE AND APPLIED MATHEMATICS.CHANGE OF COURSE DEY POSSIBLE?
there's no direct means of doing it- EXCEPT if you have connections
PhonesRe: Three Things That Microsoft Can't Explain About Their Operating System by tsleazy(m): 1:25pm On Sep 21, 2014
3 Things Nigerians can't explain: (1) How the Chibok girls got stolen (2) How Patience Jonathan got her degree (3) where our oyel (oil) subsidy money has gone to
Jokes EtcRe: Sean Tizzle Performs N#aked At Uniben by tsleazy(m): 2:57pm On Sep 20, 2014
.@OP excuse my french... But You are a goddamned modafucking b!tchass liar, I was in the show yesterday, sean tizzle did not even take off his top...STOP SPILLING OUT LIES TO DRIVE TRAFFIC YO UR THREAD and BLOGSITE.except if ur joking
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Top 50 Nigerian Companies Every Graduate Should Work With - Cheatguruz.com by tsleazy(m): 1:52am On Sep 19, 2014
pls don't forget PDP, APC...na politics dey pay pass
Jobs/VacanciesRe: ... by tsleazy(m): 1:47am On Sep 19, 2014
I'm more than qualified...but na 300k I go take per month
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 11:16pm On Sep 15, 2014
smh...freshers, una head still dey HOT....I don't blame u....after one month in school una brain go calm down
PoliticsG-xtreme Analyst On Police System Of Arresting A Suspect. by tsleazy(op): 12:49pm On Sep 12, 2014
G-XTREME ANALYST ON POLICE SYSTEM OF
ARRESTING A SUSPECT.
If Tigers are literally used to express the
motives of how police arrest their suspects,
honestly speaking it will be like this.:
***American Police Style: The LAPD will use
themself a a bait to allow the tiger to catch
them, then they will in turn catch the tiger.
***China Police Style: The Chinese cops will chase
the tiger until it becomes tired, then they will
catch it.
***Arab Police Style: They will kidnap the tiger's
wife and threaten the tiger in all forms to
surrender, then they will catch the tiger.
***indian Police Style: will sing,dance and play flute
to hypnotise the tiger until it comes close to
them, then they catch it.
***South African Police style: Before they go
arrest the tiger,they will first enquire which
country the tiger is from. If its a local tiger,
they will leave the tiger cos its the tigers right
to move around freely but if its international
tigerhuh!!! Blood of Moses! They will speed up
the arrest, use all means to track down the life
of the tiger including forcefully going to its den.
***Nigerian Police Style(especially MOPOL): They
will go to a different area entirely where they
know the tiger don't exist, then they will catch
an innocent goat,or sheep, beat it to stupor until
it falsely agrees to be a tiger.
Please which country police style you think works
better?? #G-Xtreme Hilariously Discerning#

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