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 Jokes Etc › G-xtreme Analyst On Police System Of Arresting A Suspect.. by tsleazy(op): 12:41pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
G-XTREME ANALYST ON POLICE SYSTEM OF ARRESTING A SUSPECT. If Tigers are literally used to express the motives of how police arrest their suspects, honestly speaking it will be like this: American Police Style: The LAPD will use themself a a bait to allow the tiger to catch them, then they will in turn catch the tiger. China Police Style: The Chinese cops will chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then they will catch it. Arab Police Style: They will kidnap the tiger's wife and threaten the tiger in all forms to surrender, then they will catch the tiger. Indian Police Style: will sing,dance and play flute to hypnotise the tiger until it comes close to them, then they catch it. South African Police style: Before they go arrest the tiger,they will first enquire which country the tiger is from. If its a local tiger, they will leave the tiger cos its the tigers right to move around freely but if its international tiger  !!! Blood of Moses! They will speed upthe arrest, use all means to track down the life of the tiger including forcefully going to its den. Nigerian Police Style(especially MOPOL): They will go to a different area entirely where they know the tiger don't exist, then they will catch an innocent goat,or sheep, beat it to stupor until it falsely agrees to be a tiger. Please which country police style you think works better?? #G-Xtreme Hilariously Discerning# |
| Education › Re: The Top 15 Most Expensive Countries In The World To Get An Education by tsleazy(m): 10:59am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Nigeria Educational system is one of the CHEAPEST in the world...if you don't believe me; GO AND DIE !!! 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Top 10 Best Nigeria Universities(pictures) by tsleazy(m): 10:56am On Sep 11, 2014 |
If this ranking is based on BEAUTY, what is UNIBEN doing on the list ? ? ?... |
| Education › Re: Cat Mysteriously Turns To A Little Boy In Lagos by tsleazy(m): 10:52am On Sep 11, 2014 |
#Bloggers seeking traffic since 1824 |
| Properties › Re: America’s Most Expensive Home, The $139 Million Gold Plated Mansion In Florida by tsleazy(m): 8:55pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
jhimmy: Tsleazy my Guy... . I finally catch you on NL... hehehehehehjhimmy nah you be this....hahahahhahaa...#small_world |
| Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Acquires His Own Private Jet? - See Pictures Here by tsleazy(m): 2:36pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
This OP is a crazy blogger trying to find traffic...Iyanya never claimed to own a private Jet- So whats the point in asking that question |
| Education › Re: Top Reasons Why You Must Attend Private Uni. And Why Yo Musn't Attend Public by tsleazy(m): 2:31pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Mr Op, try and re-arrange your post...do not be in too much of a hurry to make frontpage |
| Celebrities › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Does School Runs On His Son’s First Day At School by tsleazy(m): 2:29pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
He's the best for a reason |
| Celebrities › Re: Possessive Girlfriend Make BF Wear Humiliating T-shirt As He Holiday Without HER by tsleazy(m): 2:28pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
Hope you guys all know that this picture is just a JOKE ....instead of LOL-ing about it you'll be insulting foolishly |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 10:16am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Tayeurhobo: Did Uniben always do change of course formnope |
| Properties › Re: America’s Most Expensive Home, The $139 Million Gold Plated Mansion In Florida by tsleazy(m): 2:07am On Sep 09, 2014*. Modified: 6:00pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
If They mistakenly allow Ekosodin boys enter that Mansion- Ekosodin boys go scrape floor, break stair case, carry TV, in short nah only foundation go remain...#no..be..joke................front page for the first time since the nairaland tsunami "SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUYA" 12 Likes 1 Share |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 6:01pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
comfort48: thanks dear cus am so scared rite nw bt u have helped a lotdon't worry, ur situation no be case at all...they'll not even notice it...bless you |
| Romance › Re: Would You Allow Your Man Dress In A Football Jersey On Your Wedding Day? (pics) by tsleazy(m): 3:32pm On Sep 05, 2014 |
that awkward moment man utd is beaten 4-1 a day before the wedding 1 Like |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 12:15am On Sep 03, 2014 |
Suley316: lol babe calm down we are in the same situation my birth cert name was spelt as AbdulShakul instead of AbdulShaqur... Drizzy see ur sefur case is more severe |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 12:13am On Sep 03, 2014 |
benromeo39: does that also apply to mine? Coz my first o'level statement of result has esosa, but the testimonial and every other document has eseosa, the thing just tire me.well they are humans...they'll know that mistakes like this can happen anytime |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 10:04pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Doctor21: bros alikaxon gud pm o. Pls my surname z spelt as OSARUMWENSE bt in my ssce it z spelt as OSARUNWENSE z dis goin 2 cause any problmthey may not even notice it...even if they see it they'll ignore it |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 7:53am On Sep 02, 2014 |
elax360: e b like say them don they craze...wer them dhey wen I dhey jack...just hoping in God for d utmost best..gargantuan nonsense#vexed#if it were another school like unilag they won't give you another course...thaaank God for Uniben |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 11:52pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
elax360: got 61 agg ...first choice was MBBS n second was dental surgery ...any hope 4 any of themlook uniben does not consider your second choice.....you may b given agric-bitter truth |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 10:35pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
jezreel16: kk.Are dy still uploadin names or i ve to wait for second batch. Nd wen is second list cominyou'll have to wait till second batch.... note: you'll most likely not get your first choice course |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 10:32pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
mystroh: my jamb age does not tally with my birth certificate and waec result Peetar3117: guys pls oo...my o level dob is 18th of march while my jamb is 17th of march...d former is d legit one..guys pls hw can i go about ityou can either go to jamb office or swear affidavit for date of birth |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 10:27pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
ahika: abdulwizzy, naijaboiy, Godwin10, Alikaxon, tsleazy and other erudite bonafide students pls come nd help outheres no big deal, but you'll have to swear affidavit |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 11:48am On Sep 01, 2014 |
jezreel16: Plx someone should help me check:46243823GFnothing yet bro |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 11:46am On Sep 01, 2014 |
Neldrizzy: Uniben is effing up i swear!! What's keeping them from pasting the list on kofa!! i hope they are not manipulating anything on the already admitted List.. !!!!!!relax boy, stop talking rubbish....uniben will update kofa page around oct/nov.....calm down and get ur documents ready, and stop disturbing others who are yet to gain admission... |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 9:16am On Sep 01, 2014 |
mystroh: pls when is second batch coming out, I scored 61 agg for mass comlast year's second batch came out around. Sept 3rd, be expecting it this week... |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 9:09am On Sep 01, 2014 |
sirxbit: im going crazy o.all my guys don get admission remain me watin dey xup na as i read reach score 61agg yet no admission yet<elect/elect>sorry man, you'll gain admission.. But I don't think you'll be in the category of those who'll get their first choice courses.... |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by tsleazy(m): 9:04am On Sep 01, 2014 |
nellyefizzy: All those celebrating they've gotton Admission,you better slow down ooooo....when the original admission list comes out you might be surprise that the table will turn. JAMB ADMISSION is not VILID IN UNIBEN. Take this from me, Am a student of Uniben.....LOLjamb admission is legit, valid no one is going to take it from you...I am also a student of uniben |
| Education › Re: Fire In Hall (IV)- Uniben Male Hostel by tsleazy(op): 9:44pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
alotofgrace: fire or no fire....hotplating continues.... porters did dia worst back in d days. na who get money for kerosine?same here....Hot plates are: money saving, time saving, energy saving too |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Extremely Funny Church Posters (+pictures) by tsleazy(m): 2:06pm On Aug 30, 2014 |
Seriously what kind of name is SMALL PEN !S .....is it that sooo tiny |
| Pets › Re: How To Train A Puppy To Poop Outside by tsleazy(m): 12:41pm On Aug 30, 2014*. Modified: 1:01pm On Aug 30, 2014 |
spaced booked ...........yes I booked space 4 oga seun's thread, how many of una get mind like me....btw I don't want SHARES I want LIKES 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: She Was Talking Dirty, I Avoided Her, Now I Cant Sleep by tsleazy(m): 12:43am On Aug 29, 2014 |
100Cents: Tanx..listen my son.....no dulling 4 this season |
| Romance › Re: She Was Talking Dirty, I Avoided Her, Now I Cant Sleep by tsleazy(m): 9:46pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
100Cents: My new gf wants me.well just be a Man...you don't need to pull off magic tricks to bang her........just be calm and observe her body language, when she gives you green light- DO IT WELL.....but if u screw up this time it'll be harder the next time |
