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mumureloaded:
you know I'm the first person to get the answer correctly.
first item 30/3 = 10
second item 18-10=8/2 =4
third item is two half of coconut which is 2
and the question you as asked was one half of coconut (1) + item one(10) + time two (4)= 15 mtn 09067297363

wrong you ve won zero airtime

dejt4u:
1+10+3 = 14

your explanation is wrong

dejt4u:
14 is the answer

kindly explain why it should be 14

ihimiray:
15 07031266481

Kindly explain why it should be 15

iPrevail:
14.. I use airtel.

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dejt4u:
1+10+3 = 14
MTN
07069671622

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bujebudanu1:
16

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mumureloaded:
16 MTN 09067297363

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1k for the. Winner

NOTE. Two answer from one person is not allowed

Pusyiter:
see you....you wan take glory for the egg wey you no lay.

no

That wasmt my thought

Afterall its not paying to my account

sKeetz:
lol
Shut up.

why

Have u taking your drug

Pusyiter:
Correct 100% this is plagiarism. No originality. This is from the Chinese Premier. OP....quote your source

sorry I forgot to

Lalasticlala

Kindly push this to fp for the sake of everyone

terrezo2002:
Great life lessons explained in a simple way

yea .a lesson for everyone

Missing

My father gave me 3 sentences
to help me in life.
.
One day, my father cooked 2
bowls of noodles put the 2 bowls
on the table.
One bowl has one egg on top
and the other bowl does not
have any egg on top. He said
”My child. You choose. Which
bowl do u want”.

Eggs were hard to come by those
days! Only get to eat eggs during
festivals or New Year.
Of Cos I chose the bowl with egg!
As we started eating. I was
congratulating myself on my
wise choice/decision and wallop
up the egg. Then to my surprise
as my father ate his noodles,
there were TWO eggs at the
bottom of his bowl beneath the
noodes! I regretted so much!
And scolded myself for being too
hasty in my decision. My father
smiled and said to me,
”My child. You must remember
what your eyes see may not be
true. If u intent on taking
advantage of people, u will end
up losing!”

The next day, my father again
cooked 2 bowls of noodles: one
bowl with an egg on top and the
other bowl with no egg on top.
Again, he put the two bowls on
the table and said to me,
”My child. You choose. Which
bowl do u want?”

This time I am smarter. I chose
the bowl without any egg on top.
To my surprise, as I separated
the noodles on top, there was
not even a single egg at the
bottom of the bowl! Again my
father smiled and said to me,
”My child, you must not always
rely on experiences cos
sometimes, life can cheat u or
play tricks on u. But u must not
be too annoyed or sad, just treat
this as learning a lesson .You
cannot Learn this from
textbooks.


.
The third day, my father again
cooked 2 bowls of noodles, again
one bowl with an egg on top and
the other bowl with no egg on
top. He put the 2 bowls on the
table and again said to me,
”My child. You choose. Which
bowl do u want?”.


This time, I told my father,
”Dad, u choose first. You are the
head of the family and
contributed the most to the
family.
”My father did not decline and
chose the bowl with one egg on
top.

As I eat my bowl of noodles, Sure
in my heart that there is no egg
inside the bowl.
To my surprise! There were TWO
eggs at the bottom of the bowl.
My father smiled at me with love
in his eyes,

”My child, u must remember!
When u think for the good of
others, good things will always
naturally happen to u!”

That guy too wicked.so he already has someone he wants to marry

Am laughing in Greek

Timagex:
Who knows wen God wee pick my call

God will surely do

Shedrack777:
what da Bleep! hahahahahaha! indeed an innocent virgin. LMAO

am very serious

Timagex:
3083438478

wen did I say u should send ur acc .

Maybe u should send it to lalasticlala

swiz123:
Mehn..... All these relationship experts, make una carry una wahala flee far from me.


Teach me how to make millions rather

send ur acc no

klassykute:
Lol abeg jare

if can't do dis den u are a kid

Shedrack777:
all these things just to enter honey-pot? when brothels plenty for town. you'll even demand suck in brothels and it'll be done to you.
op, you no get if you dey do all these things because of your dick

me I be virgin.no woman has ever open my zip

Here is how to date like a man and not like some typical Nigeria kids calling themselves men

1. Open doors. It never hurts
to be a gentleman.


2. Flowers don't suck. They
can be pretty cheesy, but no
woman is going to stab you in
the face for bringing her
flowers. If you want to start a
first date of romantically, it's
never an awful idea.


3. A fun date is always better
than a fancy date. White
tablecloth restaurants are
awkwardly formal. The kind of
divey place with incredible
comfort food and skeeball in
the back is almost always going
to make a better date. But really
just put some kind of thought
into planning something
according to what you think
she, specifically, would be into.


4. You don't need to wait
three days to call. The three
day rule is bullshit. Don't
hammer her with texts and
friend requests five minutes
after meeting her, but it's OK to
call her a little early if that feels
natural.


5. Ask her about herself. This
sounds basic, but a lot of
people just yammer on about
themselves when they get
nervous.


6. Play it cool. Don't freak
yourself out and start asking
her if she's having fun or if her
dinner is good 80 times in an
hour. Ten times in an hour is
more than enough to gauge if
she's having fun or not. JUST
KIDDING. Don't ask her. Just
assume she's having a good
time unless she runs away from
you screaming. Then it's OK to
ask.


7. Bring condoms, but don't
be presumptuous. Always be
prepared, but don't think that
means you're going to get laid.


8
Be straight with her. If
you're not looking for anything
serious, tell her. If you want to
break it off, tell her. Being
mean for a two minute
conversation is still way nicer
than just gradually becoming a
dick and waiting for her to end
it.


9. Never send an unsolicited
dick pic. Times it's OK to send a
dick pic: 1. She asked for a dick
pic. 2. She sent you nude pics
(without you asking) first

.
10. Don't talk about exes.
This is never a good idea. Ever.

JideAmuGiaka:
Another useful idiot.

the man must be drinking through his anus

Solidkay:
If you wanna live your life by pleasing everyone,
you're on the wrong path.

just live your life positively those who'll love will and those who won't won't.

exactly my broda

Make e focus on better business not music

Sorry bae