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sammygold: i cant even sleep. God cos me to celebrate 2marow.

Sammy, just relax bro. It's gonna be good.

Chokolee: ....
Lol..and even thunder sef...Boko H don bench two of dem oo
....

LMAO! May God have mercy...very funny indeed!

anitank: Just woke up........can't sleep anymore. Don't know what's bothering me

Eh yah...sorry. Let's keep it going then...here comes 26th of June.

Gombs: Sigba well said o...Thanks...What happened to 9zeros?...

Since the thread wants joke,let's give em jokes...But matured funny jokes not those we've read even inside secondary school magazines...Hope this one's funny o

BBM POST UTME JUNE EXAM
2012:
Answer all questions; Note no
calculator or any electronic
devices. Time:- 1hr:30mins
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE
1) What is the name of the first
Igbo boy that opened shop at
Alaba international market (a)
Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim
(c) Gov. Peter Obi
(2) Who addressed herself as a
widow while her husband is still
alive (a)Dame Patience (B) Turai
(c)Stella
(3) Who Strike pass (a) Boko
Haram (B)Thunder (c) ASUU
(d)Patience Dame
(4) You can sharpen cutlass on
Banky W's head (a) True (B)
false (c) I don't know
(5) What are the names of the
two people holding hands when
you power-on a Nokia phone (a)
Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan
Giggs and John Terry (C)OBJ
and IBB
(6) If the past tense of take is
took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken
(7) I have a dream is to Luther
.king as I have no shoes is to … (a)
GEJ (B)IBB (c) OBJ
( What is the plural form of
GARRI (a) garris (B)garried (B)
garium
(9) If Adekunle Chukuwma
Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will
he write JAMB next year? (a) No
(B)Yes (c) He will opt for
NURTW
(10) Which university has the
highest no. of babes that travel
to Dubai for 2weeks and return
with British accent a)Ebus
B)Unijos c)Uniabj (d) Malu
SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt
all questions.
(1a)Differentiate between Do or
Die and if I don't win the next
election their will be blood shed.
(B)If it took GEJ 50years to trek
to Aso rock without shoes, how
long would it have taken if he
wore TOMS?”
(2a) Using Almighty Formula,
calculate the diameter of Don
Jazzy's head (take ♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-
girlfriend Wins N100Million
Naira In The Glo WINBIG
Promo 2 Days After you Broke
Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”
(3) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a
boy, who is Adaobi?
(B)What are the surnames of the
three statues that welcome you to
Lagos…
(4)What is the difference
between copy-copy and
giraffing.
All questions carry equal marks.
GOODLUCK=))

*smiles* only God knows who strike pass btw ASUU and BOKO HARAM...lolz

All protocols dully observed!

With so much great in my heart I want to say hi to evryone in this lovely house. Have noticed how seconds turns into minutes till it get to years...even to centuries and everything will now be a past. I really want us to embrace peace and co-operation in this house as we strive to achieve our goals and vission for the time. Am part of you though a Batch B member but am ready to provide this house my avalability especially in terms of being a source of info to anytin that could be of help.

Let me stop here for now while I ptomise to always pay my visit and hope you guys will always welcome me. We are one big family.

@Abbasufi, Gods child, et al...good job you guys are doing here and I really misd you.

ALL IS WELL!!!

[quote author=Gods-child]www.nairaland.com/958703/nysc-batch-c-2012-aspirants ...your presence will be highly welcomed sir...[/quote]Thanks bro...it's my pleasure. Will join you soon.

sigba: Owwkay! I think i've kept quite long enough.
Now, i believe that this thread can never, i repeat, never go back to the way it used to be, 9zeros has withdrawn, Tstone is now the mod, we re begining to see peeps come out of their shells, some are easily provoked, some just cant let things pass, some find it hard to forget, some are just comfortable doing the opposing jobs, some are peace makers, some are mummy's pets, some are funny, some can be annoying sometimes, some are just too quite, some like it when the are sought for so they love lying low, i could go on and on, but in all, that's what makes each of us unique, it's a trait therefore it cant be hidden. There can never be a 100% agreement in the house, there's bound to be friction at some points, even in heaven satan stood up against God almighty. Amongst Jesus' desciples one of them sold him out, so let's all get used to the little oppositions that arise at some point in this thread, if someone directly or indirectly "insults" you, you can choose to address the person and ignore his/her replies, and try as much as you can to let things pass, pls, for the sake of this thread, let's learn to accommodate each other.
Maximum respect to Tstone for not giving up on this thread, you've been doing a good job here.
Pls let's try to live in harmony in this house, it's not a sin to have misunderstandings but it's a sin to harbour it in our heart and not let go.
If you want to critizize anybody, pls do it without makin the person feel hurt.
Abeg, we need us to survive. We never start our journey oh, we have a long way to go.
I love you guys. I'm not giving up on this thread.

Thanks sigba. I always trust you for that. I think like you said is a normal thing that is bound to happen and that's what we keep us going and knowing ourselves. Varieties they say is a spice of life! Am not gonna give up on this house or on anybody cos I see this house as my family...have been blessed through this house and I just have to admit that. To everyone, please, let's embrace peace and let it be out watchword even outside this thread...that's what is lacking in NIGERIA as @ now! MUCH LUV.

[quote author=Gods-child]This is simply referred to as "Self-centeredness"...batch C thread was supposed to start in august yes, agreed...but if you take your time to read through the first page of our thread, you'll understand our reluctance...even the initiator of the thread apologized for his early actions, but what can we do about it? this is Nairaland in which unlike Facebook et al, you can't remove a post or comment once you hit 'Submit' button...We simply had no choice...There is no need for you to feel sorry for us or refer to us as if we are nonentities, we are graduates like you and we expect you to at least wish us well in our endeavor...it doesn't cost you anything to visit our thread and tell us your opinion just like KINNAD did...Or hop in to say Hi just like SHYGAL did...We would appreciate that...November may look like a long way to go from now but it will definitely come sha just as July smiles around the corner...
At the inception of this thread, no one knew it would be this elaborate...Some of us, like ABBASUFI, have been part of this thread...still are & would still be as long as Nairaland exists(i'm always quiet 'cause i get ignored most times i drop comments)...It has been great fun sitting on the sidelines and watching the drama...We wish you best of luck as you get your postings and get ready for camp, safe journey as you travel and a pleasant service year ahead!...It is well...*laughing*
N.B.: No offense meant in any way, this is just an opinion.[/quote]Yeah. Of course Gods-child no offense. Thanks for the clarification. I haven't mysef come across that thread until I heard it too. Besides didn't know you actually fall into that group. Well, I do understand what you said as regards the post which can't be removed again. What else can I say than to wish you guys the strenth to actually endure and wait for the time. Off course yours time will soon come. Thanks for bringing it up in this manner and I wld love to say hi on your thread...pls u can give me the link. God bless you bro and wishing you the bet too.

Edukelly: FINALLY, the̶̲̥̅̊ MOST awaited nysc BATCH B posting list Ȋ̝̊̅§ out in ESUT agbani .enugu. A̶̲̥̅♏ getting nervous oooo. They pasted it dis nite. A̶̲̥̅♏ a winner cos M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣ name Ȋ̝̊̅§ EDU. Gud luck τ̅☺ U̶̲̥̅̊ guys in d house.

Thanks for the info bro...God bless you.

Really, I still don't understand why some people always like to create problems...people have been having nice time since morning and no one is complaining! Please, let's know how to use words...some are just to insultive and I don't think anybody here deserves that. Besides, it's not a must to stay in this house...people have been doing fine for more than two months and so your absense won't be a problem. Enough is enough please.

omotee88: Hey guys, i am new here and i must say its fun bin here. I am a bit relieved. Kudos to u all.

Thanks omotee...you are always welcome.

anuz: Movie Title: ATTITUDE - The GET-WHAT-YOU-WANT Formula

FATHER: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
SON: I will choose my own bride!
FATHER: But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
SON: Oh really, your choice, dad!

Next FATHER approaches BILL GATES.
FATHER: Mr. Bill, I've got this youngman for your daughter
BILL GATES: But my daughter is too young to marry!
FATHER: This young man is Vice-President of the World Bank.
BILL GATES: Sounds impressive...OK!

Finally, Father approaches the President of the World Bank.
FATHER: I have a youngman to recommend as your Vice-President.
PRESIDENT: But I already have more Vice-Presidents than I need
FATHER: *rather calmly* He is Bill Gate's son-in-law, Mr. President.
PRESIDENT: You serious? Hehe, don't mind my joke!

THAT is how business is done everywhere!! Even when you have little, I think you can still get something you deserve using this formula. Positive attitude first, and life will yield to you what you ask it

Lol

luvola: two of my class mates got posted to ogun et oyo,this runz tingz seems to have clicked for some dudez.the report so far had been favourable

Really? Where did they checked from?

[quote author=Ms_Steph]waiting 4 U[/quote]Heheheheehe...Ms_steph and Naijaobi! For same room! Please help me o...lol

Shygal: an insider frm Abj, d guy dt helped her sent her a txt dis evenin tellin her 2go check her name in d list in sch cos he personaly did d packagin n made sure her name ws intact for Abj... Bt it hs nt bin pasted in our sch yet. She will confirm dt wen its out 2mao cos her 40k is at stake here. I tink it cliked 4her. AMEN OOOO

Thanks for the explanation...that's why you are the Princess *winks*

Shygal: Dis runz seemed 2hv clicked 4sm persns oooo. Ma course mate chked hers dis evenin frm an insider and her ABUJA clicked... Indeed evrytin is posible in naija despite d shuflin story! Well, am waitin patiently for 2mao wen d list wud b pasted* lets remain hopeful sha

Did she checked frm her insider from Abj or frm sch?

naijaobi: Yoruba boy selling apples, Igbo boy selling bread & an warri boy selling Yam.

Yoruba boy says, "This is the apple of God's eye" & in a jiffy all his apples were sold.

Igbo boy takes a cue & calls out, "Jesus said, I am the Bread of Life" & all his bread were sold off immediately.

warri boy thought to himself, "Yam no dey Bible but Warri no dey carry last!"

he then shouted 'No be Jesus talk this one o... na Baba God. "I yam that I yam"

Lol...you won't finish me one day with this laffta!

Shygal: Dis runz seemed 2hv clicked 4sm persns oooo. Ma course mate chked hers dis evenin frm an insider and her ABUJA clicked... Indeed evrytin is posible in naija despite d shuflin story! Well, am waitin patiently for 2mao wen d list wud b pasted* lets remain hopeful sha

Yeah Princess. Have seen some people too...ours too would clicked. I just have that feeling this concluded wknd.

Guys, please keep the jokes and lively mood coming. Tomorrow is the party proper and a lots of side attractions has been put in place for your satisfaction and enjoyments.

Lest I forget, if you finally get through to Lasgidi, let's see tommorrow *winks*

luvola: tmrow is wembly final .hope u dudez are counting down.lwkmd

Final indeed! Fasting and prayers ends tonight so Teteyaks take note. Anitank don catch Gombs wey wan stil meat before party. Lol

Gombs: i wanted to see what's on menu for tomorrow's big day

'Big Day' indeed bro...can't just wait!

Loskee: hallo house... curfew and movements under observation...

Dr Loskee! Good to hear from you...hope you are doing fine?

Gombs: ah!...No wonder na...I'm doing gr8 mate!...I'm feeling free already...But her sniping na bad assss one...I was tip toeing into the house's kitchen to see what's good,na him she fire my nyash from 600meters away o...Kai!Lol

Hahahahaha...u wan steal meat from the pot...LMAO

Gombs: i'd pretend i didnt see this written excrement



hmmm...My dear,dont you see you guys seem happier this time around?...What'd i post now?Em....But you na winch o!lol...See as you snipe me from yonder,you got my butt o...Lol

You've forgotten we now have 5D! We can snipe you from any angle...hw far Gombs? Feel free now.

anitank: Coolu temper

Annie, help me tell him o.

Okoya: Me I can't laugh oooo
Fear, tension, doubt... Pondering on ma head

Okoya relax jare.

Okoya: Let them paste dis thing nah..

The current saga now is making me to remember watching my favourite EPL team playing when it was raining one day and the network went off...NO SIGNAL YET...*okoya am laughing o*

mykejones:
*Grinning frm ear 2 ear.*
Curfew would be relaxed 2mrw..then i'l observe things on wednesday..den boom! I'l travel on thursday hoepfully. Start my clearance..callup and co.
Buh am nt sure of making camp on 2nd/3rd..fingers crossed tho.
Thanks 4 people who prayed for peace in kad. Una prayers they work.
Pray more u hear? A lot depends on 2mrw again..none of the sides shd attempt a counter retaliation again oooo!
Phew!

Good development...peace will continue to reign bro.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]its not all about d years some died immediately after deir final papers,some during nysc some don't even haff a job. When there is life there is hope[/quote]All is well.

nana: Thanks T.Stone. I didn't school in Nigeria. Finished from UEL.

*smiles* you are welcome. I guess you will need your result so far you will be getting it from hqtr directly...all the best.

nana: Hello Guys,dunno if this is the right place to ask this question but please,i'm going to pick up my call up letter tomorrow yeah. Pls,what are the documents to take along with me? Thanks!

@nana, welcome sis. Feel free to ask your questions...it's a big house. As regards your question, we are all from differents schs so it depends on the procedure in your school.

Cld you please introduce yourself better with your alma mata name, your discipline and any other info you could give us...sm1 might be from your school here to help you out. Much luv.

BJ88: nay...there's the big house where we all are still one,though extended!

*smiles*