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Shygal: hahahahaha...

Lolz

anitank: Lol! Wch one be se wapa again? Bawo ni jare

Hehehehe...LMAO! Daadaaa ni jare sisi mi! Lolz...u sef don geh doulble honour!

Hmmmm...I dey hail o!

Different kinds of language!!! Kai! E be like say say igbo people plenty pass o. I can see french courtesy of my Princess, even Boss 9-zeros fit speak chinese! God dey. Gombs dey combine igbo with Yoruba....hehehehe...doulble honour.
Make I just dey learn jare...

Okoya, ola, et al abeg make we sef dey say...e karo o! Se wapa? Lolz

Am enjoying the atmosphere really...much luv.

Gombs: ....cant seem to wanna get outta bed...a dull rainy like morning in Jos....and NYSC call up things aint topping my chart list or problems...i see u all

I see you Gombs.

anuz: The beauty of each mawning, z dat it each holds new hope n new xpectations... So evn if d yestadai day wasnt gud, jst put ur feet on d floor n b hapi u made it thru.. Coz smau 2dai holds smtyn special no mata au small it z... Mawnin y'all.. The dai z urs.. Ave a nice 1

Morning friend. Its yours too.

mastroesco: Can't believe am part of this. Am free at last from ESUT after 9yrs with a 2.2 in Mech Engineering. Can't wait to wear dat khaki to put smile on mamas face at last. Oluwa am thankful....*****Sips from Alomo Bottle**

Mehn! Bros I thank God for you o. Congrats to you big time!

sweetrie: Thanks, Uncle T, but i cud only do dt if i get it before 12 noon but dt is unlikely, since it is sunday n they wil start late. Just very confused..

Don't be confused. Make sure ur in sch by sat night and be among the first set to get to the venue by sunday morning...you will get it before noon then you set for Lag. I can see it working out that way. You are welcome.

In the village, we close our doors @ night inorder to announced to the entire world that the activities of the day has come to an end!

But in cities, we shut our doors @ night inorder to avert the danger which may arise in the course of the night.

I wanna wish you a peaceful night rest and sweet dreams. The sun will rise tommorow and a new day will announce itself!

Luv you all...na nyte.

sweetrie: Good for u girl. Am getting on sunday, and av to get back to lagos on monday. Am still pissed...

Eh yah! Sorry sweerie...you can make your journey back to Lagos on that same sunday. What do you think?

anitank: Now am laughing......amen oo

Yeah...that's the spirit annie. Let the flows continues!!!

anitank: U sound like u so sure. Is it faith or is there something ur not tellin d house? I claim it IJN

*smiles* *still smilling* *smilling continues* it is well o.

anitank: The very last sentence is 'we pray in d name of Jesus.... Amen'

Thanks a bunch!

Babycutey: abi ooo.God dey

God pass dem.

BJ88: Uncle T n moshoodn:dont mind Uniben...my faculty is 4 sat!av 2 travel 4rm lag 2 benin! @least i still av sunday! My dean of students can be very annoying..

Thank God for you BJ. @least yours is on sat. Am just surprised. All iz well...

anitank: The whole prayer in a nutshell.I praised God, asked him to forgive our sins. I asked him to take away anything that wil make any member of this house b posted to the north, dat He shld give us d state of our choices. And especially me, let me b posted to lagos.

That's so kind of you. Thank you. That prayer is already answered...see you in Lasgidi*happy*

anitank: Chukwu nna puru ime ihe nile, Eze bi n'eligwe, okaka amasi amasi.... Nwaodibo gi abiala ugbua iyo gi mgbahara mmehie maka njo anyi niile. Biko, ihe obula ga-eme ka ndi NYSC tinye onye obula no n'ulo a ugwu awusa, Nna wepuru anyi ya. Anyi bu umu gi. Mee ka etinye anyi n'obodo di anyi n'uche ofu ofu. Okachasi mu, mee ka etinye m na Lagos State. Anyi ayo na aha Jesus....AMEN!!!

Amen o! There is no language that God can't understand...annie babe, how far now? Could you please help me to interprete the last sentence? *winks*

moshoodn: Collection on 1st of july??

That's mean...

That's just a day window!!

I mean...how could that just be. Can't imagine sm1 would have to travel frm Benin on sunday to God knows the state! And he/she won't know his/her posting till then! That's just not fair really.

moshoodn: Thanks baba, men, just moving up and down noni o...

God dey baba. I don miss you baje! How mx? any news?

[quote author=Ms_Steph]nassarawa state uni[/quote]#noted# thanks.

ujchief: Pls, wheres our veepee, moshood and nelly? Wheres shy, our treasurer? T.stone is the only exco doing a great job on this thread. Wheres Abasufi our detector? And Naijaobi our chief comedian?
I miss u all. Pls dont abandon this thread, abeg. Wheres our madam silat? We mis ur elderly advice.
Tomorow marks a major landmark towards the primary aim of this thread, we need y'all

Uj d chief! Thanks for the notice. Trust me they are always with us here. If not for their supports there's less I could do on my own. I duff my cap. As you know is gonna be a big day starting from tomorrow, they are making heavy plans as regards the party and other logistics.

Mosh and nell have gone to print our magazine...being the veepee and editor in chief respectively.

Princess shy is busy making payments for some booked goods we are going to use.

Abbasufi is trying to make sure we have a bomb free party...LMAO

Naijaobi has gone for voice training for better performance tomorow

Aunty silat is busy as d mother of the house...family tinz.

They all say there hailings...they will join us soon.

God bless you ujchief!

Gombs: no mind am...Lol...Even though i sniped him in the afternoon...Lol...Leave ms steph for me o...Lol..

Ms steph...School things no to worry me...You're stoppin work on friday?Sounds like a plan..

Babycutie ...Saw you post two pages back...I'd pretend you were kidding..Or better still,i'd like you to write same in this current page.

Tstone or is it 9zeros...My alma mata is UNIJOS..me and my man sammy and some other ones i cant remember here

#noted#

ujchief: My dog has resorted to eating papers of late. I gues i'll feed it with my callup letter if i see an unfavourable state on it!
Oh my goosh! Wheres my statement of result?? I'll kill that dog...

LMAO

Okoya: A Man went to his Pastor, kneltdownand began
confessing tearfully: MAN: Pastor, I have sinned.
PASTOR: My son, what did you do,justconfess what
exactly you did?GodAlmighty will forgive you. MAN:
(sobbing), Pastor icommittedadultery with several of
thefemalechurch members. PASTOR : Can you mention theirnames and how many times youslept
with each of them?You see, for your forgiveness
tobecomplete, you need to mention them, so that we
can also prayforthem. MAN: Aaaah Pastor I can't, I
amashamed. PASTOR: Okay this is what we
willdo;after service, we will go to thechurch entrance together andwatchmembers come out, once anyone
you have slept withcomesout, just say 'pau'.If it is
once you slept with her.TheNumber of times you say
'pau' willindicate the Number of timesyouslept with
that particular person. And so they went to the
churchentrance.Head usher passes wriggling herbuttocks. MAN: Pau Pau PASTOR: May the Lord
forgive you. Deacon’s wife passes carryingBible.
MAN: Pau PASTOR :May the Lord forgive you. A
choir member passes singing. MAN: Pau pau pau
PASTOR: God will forgive you. Yes,hewill. Lo and
behold…Pastor’s wifepassesby and Man goes off like amachinegun. MAN: Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
PauPauPau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPauPau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
Pau PauPauPau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPauPau
Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPau Pau Pau Pau Pau
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Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPauPau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
PauPauPau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPauPau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPauPau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPauPau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
PauPauPau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPauPau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau
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Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPauPau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPauPau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPau Pau Pau
Pau Pau Pau Pau PauPau... PASTOR:
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeepaaaa!!!!

Lol

kinnad: Gd even house. 4 those dat r having tension,pls just relax...all wil be wel by 2mrw.@T.stone d guy da told u he has gotn his own,r u sure he was telin u da truth Pls guys after d 3 wks camping,is dia a break b4 going 2 PPA or is it immediate? Pls i need an answer so as 2 knw how 2 do some of ma arrangements. Thanks!

Yeah kinnad for real. He finished frm UI though he ought to have gone for batch A but due to omission of his name by his dept he couldn't. UI isn't mobilizing much people as they are less than a hundred according to him. His mum worked @ the students' affairs so she checked it for him and he too saw it himself this afternoon. UI is gonna paste it officially tomorrow morning...

Babycutey: am gud ooo.jst on a high tension wire.lol.....especialy wt dis news of yobe nd borno.gosh

Lol. Relax Babe. Our level don pass YObe et Borno nah*winks*

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Tomorrow is another day. @least some of u have collected ur certificate in my schl nothing has bin given to uus[/quote]Hmmm...it is well. Where did you finish from?

contra: This info is for uniben students

REQUIREMENTS FOR COLLECTION OF CALL UP LETTER:
Skul Id card, original n photocopy of Statement of result, original n photocopy of screening certificate, one passport photograph...
COLLECTION OF CALL UP LETTER:
The collection of call up letters shall be between Friday 29th June to Monday 2nd July from 9am- 4pm daily, @ Sports Complex, camp opens Monday 2nd July.
COLLECTION BY FACULTIES:
Friday: education, basic medical sciences, engineering, agric, law.
Saturday: management science, life, arts, medicine.
Sunday: physical n social sciences, dentistry, pharmacy.
Monday: all dose who cld not meet up wt d above schedule date for collection of their callup wld be issued from student affairs.

#classic# welldone bro.

luvola: chai !wemly final !!! Praying mode activated... I will drink alcohol for the first time in decades if i posted to my choice state..

Hehehehe...Aol ola...

oppsymos: still waiting here in ladoke akintola university of technology,no posting yet

Eh yah. Bro, I guess you will have to wait till tomorrow. I believe something good will come out. Al the best.

Okoya: Good news!!!
NYSC 2012 Service Year POSTING
The 2012 Batch ‘B‘ Prospective Corps Members are
hereby informed to start checking for their posting and
also collect their call-up letters as from Wednesday
27th June from the Students Affairs Officers of their
institutions attended. Proceed to the camp address indicated in ur call-up letters pls. Those posted to
Yobe and Borno should carefully note their camp
address and the reporting date. Foreign Trained
Nigerian Graduates should collect their call-up letters
at NYSC Secretariats of their states of domicile as
they indicated during registration. Read and Comply with all instructions written on the call-up letters as no
late registration. Wish you a hitch-free service year.

Nice one okoya...keep the good news coming bro. Okoya please source?

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Snipin tins from 5D resolution, Me de hail una o..GOOD EVENING YA'ALL.
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K'nash...i see u..just feeling like adding Y to ur name...lolzz

Chokolee! Hmmm...it haff weli o...I see you bro.

Adedoks: Dis 1 wey everybdy dey on dier toes,abeg no let d bp rise sote u go con sick o.just get urself occupied wit different tins,am goin to play ps 2

Awwwwww...wish I cld join you to beat something out of you...lolz