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[quote author=9-zeros]pow![/quote]Lol.

[quote author=9-zeros]@uncle-t: u've been consistent, peacefull n mature on dis thread.... N u're always carryin evry1 along. Dats a rily hard job in da big house. #classic.
@odico: so sorry 4 da loss... build strong.[/quote]Boss 9-zeros, thanks so much sire! Am blushing seriously...it's a small world Boss and that's what we are meant to be doing. Besides, you are someone am really trying to emulate...keep it up brother...I see you on top!

anitank: Na only question she ask oo, u're asking if she's serious......lol! I can sense d tension all over but I refuse to be infected

*laughing* lol

shakz: yesir mx tinz buh dat should be 2mao or next, how bout u wen u fallin in for ur call up?

Ok bro...maybe tomorrow too.

bukkylois: Puhleaseeeee is ujs posting list out....bp rising.....helllllppppppppp....

Are u serious?? Oh my gosh!

shakz: bro bro ur boy dey ever faithfull..actually i'm doin gr8 over here not tensed or stressd @ all...*wetin go be go be shikena*

Yes o! That's the spirit bro...MX tinz bah?

teteyaks: r u serious? In bauchi ryt nw,hrd news of no such

Teteyaks! Good to see you really...how's the fasting going? *winks* hv misd you o.

@Dr Loskee, how are you doing? Were you able to make your journey to sch? Lemme hear from you pls...

shakz: da greatest uncle ever, how u doin and how was ur nyt...na 2day tinz bah

Am loyal sir! Am doing great and U? I hope so o...

shakz: Viewing this topic: bukkylois(f), anitank(f), Barcanaija(m), Jeff01(m), shakz(m), Ms_Steph(f), Jina24(f), Gombs(m), Chokolee(m), T.stone(m) i c u all in 5D...jinah!!!!

Shakz the hero! I see you bro.

Babycutey: nice 1 uncle T

Thanks Babycutey.

odicowest: Goodmorning my lovely good freinds,i realy mis u all.i know that all fingers are crossed.my grand mum kicked bucket yestday.thanx to all of you that prayed for us while in hospital.wish you all happy posting.thanx

Wow! May her soul rest in peace bro...

norilicious: ..

nicely put...nice one dear..

My norilicious, thank you.

YOUTHS OBEY THE CLARION CALL...

Good morning house. It's with great joy and sense of humility that am welcoming you into this new week where all our hopes and aspirations for years would be fulfilled. Permit me to use the word of Adams smith which says "today can be understood in the activities of yesterday and tommorrow can be understood in the lights of today"

Going with the words inscribed in the capital letters above, it is quite seen that a call for NYSC is a call for solidarized struggle which at some point in time had be carried out by some fellow able youths like ours.at this juncture, I want each and every one of us to remained unmoved, unshakable, UNITED as the next phase of our lives unfolds in a few days to come.

Some states might not be palatable but IN TIMES LIKE THIS all we need but to do is to trust God to make his plans towards us come come to past. As @ the last time I checked, His plans towards us are good, to give us a hope and an expected end (as at this morning). By the grace ofGod our future hopes and visions will not be cut-off as a result of this NYSC and the Nation's challenges of now.

Please, I really want us to make up our minds to be bold to face whatever may come our ways...of which is going to be our hearts desires. Once again I want to say good morning and welcome you to this week that we all have been waiting for. Do all have a wonderful week and a stress free day...I LUV YOU.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]I heard dis too[/quote]Really? That makes us two...

naijaobi: I DEY TELL YOU O...LOLZ

Iyaff kii/finish me wiv laffta o!!!

Okoya: They f.ucked up jare
They shdnt av started d thread now.... It's goin 2 put more pressure on them

Yes o. And we advised them to start around August ending and psoto and some of them agreed. Well, that's there palava for now...mine is with me until they let me see my posting. I wish them best of luck!

Really trying to imagine how those batch C guys will be feeling now! We've been here for more than two months and just a week to go we are almost geting tired...not to talk of people that still have four months!!! Jesus christ! I can't imagine myself in their shoes o. Well, they just have to wait cos most of us too here really waited for long too...

naijaobi: [b]The art of public mess (Must Read!)

Do you want to mess in the public and retain your image? Then this is for you...

To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch you, no be small embarrassment o! Just follow this guidelines and you are on your way to being a star in this profession.

1. When you enter a hall, check the wind direction, if na closed hall with AC, better. Maximum impact guaranteed!!
2. Make sure say you sidon facing the wind direction.
3. Make sure say you get enough leg space. You go soon know why.
4. Try and form Ajebo by crossing your legs every now and then.
5. You don ready to execute, try hold am until time wey the hall dey noisy in case your mess na the type wey dey sound like AK47.
6. Now carefully cross your leg, right over left.
7. Elevate the right yansh lobe.
8. Release small (we dey call am sound check).
9. If no sound, you dey free to allow make the mess flow steadily.
10. Allow enough time for proper circulation.

SERIOUS NOTE:
i. Make sure say no be you be the first person to complain.
ii. When people begin dey shout say e no go better for the person wey do dis kind thing, simply ask "why person no go fit respect the presence of others naaa?"
iii. No hala pass others if not you go become suspect.
iv. Take style disengage from the area, relocate to another zone and repeat step 1 to 10 again.[/b]

Fart 110: fart with style...LMAO!

ujchief: Just bought my tip-ex! Once i collect my call-up and i see a state i dont like, i'll tip-ex it and fill in my preferd state, no time, i no fit shout!

#Gbam#

anitank: Howz dat possible? I jst calld an insider and he said d callup letters wil be arriving schls by wednesday togeda wit posting lists. He said its left for d schl to decide wether to paste d lists or not. So where did u see urs?

Hmmm...really don't know which of the insiders to believe now cos I was just made to know that letters and postings had been distributed across schs dis wknd and posting too. Another source inside the sch made me to know that they have the list already to be pasted anytime from tommorow afternoon when approved by the neccessary authorities. I will just crossed my legs and start waiting for what we happen finally! AT LEAST NA DIS WEEK!!!

Shygal: ok, tnx uncle mi. I'm grtful

Am always here...you are welcome.

bukkylois: u shld understand d tension causes running stomach

I think I understand...all iz well.

jazbah: Hello hous, i'm 26th of june,i had u ppl ar lookin forwad 2 c me hia am i,any prblm.? HAhaHahaaaaaahhh!

*funny* lolz

Shygal: Pls house, can i go get ma call up letter on thurs or fri? I wana avoid d queues of tue n wed... Is dt posible pls?

Of course princess! I guess it will be on till saturday.

kinnad: Helo ma lovely frndz. Hope all went 2 church 2day(xcluding lady shy n odaz n d north),cuz 2day might be d last we'll worship n our branch churches 4 dis year. Pls i've bn pondering ova somfin. Is it possible 4 an insider 2 luk up ur state in d call-up leta(assuming its not pasted)or is d leta always sealed? I need dis info so as 2 knw hw 2 plan ma journey. Dnt realy wana travel frm west 2 east just 2 knw ma state n come bk,then travel again in just in 2 days. Considering leavin lag once.

Kinnad, I feel if you know sm1 who can help you @ d SA of ur sch can check for you...I mean the posting list cos I don't know much about maybe the letter is always sealed. It depends on your connection.

bukkylois: 'uncle t and shy gal drimin postin tinz'...hahahahaha wen una turn joseph d drimer? Lmao I hav a feeling I will smile by tuesday

No be small thing o Bukky...I feel the same too. God dey.

bukkylois: This postin tin is giving me running stomach....

*laff wan tia my belle ooOoooooo* bukky! Running stomach! It haff weli oooooo!

BJ88: @choko n Uncle T:thanks o..its my small cousin givin me stress here...

You are most welcome.

Chokolee: .....
Na lie ooo


.....
Anoda lie oooo


....
Lie again ooo


....
Uncle, *in a lower tone* na lie oo

....
should i give the answer...or trying again on ur mind?..lolz

Wait ooooooo....just give us some time more to think...lolz

BJ88: Hmmm house pls whats d meaning of ROTFL.....

*ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING*

Chokolee: If Naijaobi and Okoya's Father is the only son of Uncle T.'s Father.
Who is Naijaobi and Okoya to Uncle T.?.

Twist ur brain a litle lets see, abeg no spoil de show, lets shift our minds frm dis posting stuffs yet...answers pls

Uncle T's sons...lol

mykejones: Hey guys! Relax! I'v got the full list
Shygurl
Sigba
Kinnad
Gombs
Arap
T.Stone
Contra
Bj88
Anitank
Bukkylosis
Norilicious
Sammygold
Ujchief
Chokolee

Thanks ya'l for sharing my day wf me!
Been sleepin al day jare..lol.
U guys really really made my day.

It's pleasure bro. Thanks.