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anuz: Tayo?

CONFIRMED!!!

anuz: Am fyn. Hw was ur day? U neva tell ur dept sef

@Princess shygal, yes o! Though I just quickly glanced through. It wasn't easy my dear.
@Aanu,*smiles* na ur only padi for ECONOMICS!!! LIVE AND DIRECT!!!

anuz: T.stone, welcum on board, bn askin of u since mawnin

My padi to sure. Tnx friend. Ow u dey?

Shygal: Uncle T, welcome on board. I missed u 2day

Thanks my Princess. Misd you too. I just had to overlook those 12 PAGES within 20hrs!
@all, I dey hail o.

BJ88: hmmmm...finally i'm here *panting* .Hello everyone..can see u guys are flexing da big house!
@Uncle T:yes o finally,i made it here *happy* how u dey?
@shy,sigba,nori,bukky:how are my beauriful ladies!
@anitank:glad to have u b
@all:i'm hungry...room service plssssssssssss

I dey o. Good to have you back.

anuz: Aanu is 4m oau.Dept of psychology. I lived in Angola in ma part 1. Of d greatest ife, tell dem ma gender.

Hahahahahaha. Badt guy!!! Aanu is a guy...welcome my padi.

Finally!!! BJ is here! *happy*

[quote author=anuz
Point of correcrion ! It s Aanu. Let's kip movin, u ll find out soon.[/quote]Ok Aanu. But we can't keep going like that. Let's know you. We've been doing that if you don't mind pls.

norilicious: lol..k 9...huh! dis our new house is really cool......mmmm*tinkin*....ok T am comin ova,jst leave d rum opened so dt i cn make a quick entry so dt all d amebo in dis house wnt see me....plz housemates check d notice on uncl Ts door n observe it *NO DISTURBANCE, CLOSED4 D DAY*

cONFIRMED!

Shygal: lols...we made abt 10pages jus 4 2dy. I wnda wt leavin dis big hse 4a day or two wud luk lyk, huh!

Seriously!!! Can't even understand again!

anuz: Y nw. u shd nt b angry nw. u shd knw how to treat a lady. Will give u handout on how to treat a lady. lol

Anu, are u a guy or a Lady? Pls give us your profile.

[quote author=9-zeros]uncle-t n nori....hmmm. nice team. btw, u dnt need 2 be scared about security... we got private snipers at d roof of da big house. relax....[/quote]My Boss has spoken!

norilicious: ...

hehehehe..d last time i checkd we were still pendin corpers wit no jobs yet...except d housemates will make rum for grandchildren....make enquiries on hw much baby wipe n pampers cost...den i will pack my tins to ur rum..is jst a stone throw frm mine..*scared* somone is peepin thru my window..SECURITY!!!!

Hahahahahaha...lolz

Okoya: bulkwide, Shinor(m), bbus, bayulll01, periphetes, Ibmust, Shygal(f), phlox4(m), curioz, jazbah(m), ujchief(m), anuz, odicowest(m), ridgeman, Okoya(m), Lovexme(m), norilicious, contra(m), 9-zeros(m), Hussainah, T.stone(m), Buhari Kaxaury(m) and 14 guest(s)
Na Wa oooo
Different kind of names.... Buh I can see stone, shy, licious,9,....

I SEE YOU OKOYA.

[quote author=9-zeros]dana plane crashed in2 d former house. u dont need a kitchen cuz da house is 5star... just order 4 room service. lol.[/quote]Already confirmed sire!

anuz: U don buy bata tuntun wiv aso funfun 4 irinajo tuntun. lol
I hail o. Am kinda new here. Mo dobale o.

Welcome bro...AWO tradition. Feel free.

norilicious: oky shy....i undastnd nw...uncle t unda ur inspection a broken bunk ws left for me.....if nt for 9 n sigba i ll b sleepin unda d stairs nw cs i heard ppl hv taken d kitchen floor n store rum..i hope dt person in d ktchen wnt steal d pineapple n oranges i left in d fridge??..mykejones u r really funny..is like u will nid a sketch...i wonda wt d masters bdrum n mistress bedrum luks like..*peepin*..9 n shy hope u dnt mind.. who is @d gate??

Norilicious, won't you mind my room?*eyez rolling*

I see you sexy:ify! Quite some days babe.

anuz: Of d GREATEST IFE, whr unna dey ?[img][/img]

GREAT!!! FULLY REPRESENTING BRO...

mykejones: Phew!
#Think out aloud...i stl can't find the damn kitchen#!
Can we jus go bck 2 d formal hous?

Hahahahahaha...mykejones! Don't worry you will soon get used to the new house bro. Lolz.

Loskee: lol sardine icefish! u r most welcome...
greetings from dr Loskee in this honorable house!



hey, chief 9, everyone really took notice of icefish, aka kifi in hausa and azu in igbo.... wetin e be for yoruba??

Yoruba...EJA! I see you Dr Loskee

norilicious: tnx 9, u r a godfada... shy y did u giv my rum out??u didnt wnt me2 cm bk??*sobing*..sigba tnk u very much sweety...chokolee i see u...anitank welcm bk.....uncle T...u wicked o..were is okoya,nell, kinnad,loskee, uj,ezemarcel,buky..??bj n naijaobi r on it i undastnd...d oda excutives i didnt mention i dey hail una o..guest una welcm...

@norilicious, pls babe what hv I done?*sobs*

Shygal: 9c one uncle mi

Thanks my Princess.

Shygal: hmmmn, dts y i luv d hausas' dey can b 9c to a fault.

*smiles*

Am perceiving some of our guest would soon leave! It's not easy for more than 2 months to keep a house very lively. My advice to them is to just feel among. Don't mind our interractions...it's just that we have been so used to each other. We all have each others profile and whateva you can think. Enjoy your stay in this lovely house. Much Luv.

Shygal: Do u all knw dt detective sufi is a batch C aspirant?
It beats 2knw dt d guy is soooo in2 us dt he evn became our detective.
Hmmmn, i luv dt coz nt evry1 cn do dis...
Detectiv sufi whre art thou?
I hope am ryt abt dt, nt 2 sure though.

Yea princess. He actaually deserve it.

[quote author=9-zeros]SORRY, I DIDNT INFORM Y'ALL EARLIER: NAIJAOBI N BJ88 ARE STILL ON HONEY MOON IN PARIS....[/quote]How about Naijaobi sire?

anitank: swty am sori it wasn't intentional....long story but am over it now. I Promise it wnt happen again

Welcome Anitank! Gud to have you back.
@BJ, where are you?

[quote author=9-zeros]i havnt bought a pin!. haha!. just maybe... u knw ma plans na. but, i'd luv see u in dat all-white attire... #shy-
angel[/quote]Hmmm...

[quote author=9-zeros]yep!.[/quote]Confirmed!

not2long: Is there any great ife(OAU) student on this thread, please where what are those necessary things to take to those useless DSA staff, i dont wanna get there and be stranded,and when can we start going to school to collect necessary documents, thanks.

Cool down not too long...I be IFE grad and I don't fink DSA deserved those words!

Chokolee: [b]ATTENTION PLEASE!!!
Well this is to inform our new members and quests that we have executive positions in this house . For now i would like to snatch the honour of introducing THE PRESIDENT, THE VICE PRESIDENT AND OUR LOVELY FIRSTLADY.

'9' as we mostly called him is a dedicated, unique, determined and enterprising youngman who within many odds created this thread for the benefit of batch B NYSC aspirants. His achievements are inumerable;He has been honoured with the award of GRAND COMMANDER OF NYSC.(GCON) ,so next time you chat wit him online, do not forget his accolades. If we go on and on, a whole day would not be enough to decribe this man of integrity, honour and respect we are talking about. So help me welcome with a cool smile ovation, the PRESIDENT!! His Royal Excellency, 9-zeroes.....[please if u want to clap, you are free to clap]

MOSHOODN, one of our very own..the only individual in this house whose name has a chemical formular,[ask him he would gladly tell you] the man who do not or rarely post his comments in small letters[bolded capitals], the busiest VP ever. You dont get to see him as often as you are thinking nowadays..except some of us who are privilaged to have interacted with him in the very new days of tension about the scrap of batch B. So, let me not say too much, you would get to know him better as the days onfold. I present to you, the VICE PRESIDENT, His Excellency MOOOOSSSHODN!!

The next person i am going to unveil is an individual whose impact in this house can not be over emphasised. She is a mother, a mentor, a guideline, a scale rule amongst many of these a humble woman. Whose dedication is to keep peace and harmony. So by now i would expect you to look at ur browsing apparatus and smile as we welcome THE FIRST LADY, Her Excellency+Princess SHYGAL.!....

I would like to let you know that we would not be able to give you the full list of people in EXECUTIVE POSITIONS in this house. The MINISTERS, AMBASSADORS, COMMISIONERS, CHIEF OF DEFENCE(detectives 1&2). As time goes on we would introduce these people in the executive arms[make i no omit any name ooo]Uncle T.stone,Okoya,Naijaobi,sigba,loskee,abbafusi,nellO7,mykejones,teteyaks,bukkylois,norillicios,odicowest,sammygold,ujchief,chokomania,flairlady amongst many others..any omitted name would be updated tanks.
On this note: i would like to give our new member the most cherished and the golden rules of this house::
>No abusive comments, weather intentional or unintentional.
>No religious/tribal sentiments[ if dem de quarrel for this room, u for no meet am like this]
>Treat every member of the house like your brother or sister.
>Do not be selfish with information.
>Commend any good comment in this house... So, it has been your brother..Chokolee'Dis house call me 's
poon of God'[/b]

Chokolee!!! Bros I dey feel you.

Boss 9-zeros, I guess CHOKOLEE is our PRO!!!