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Toluth: thanks Tstone for the warm welcome and I'm happy to be part of the ''big family''...and thanks so much for giving such a great answer to my question..
@all.. I hope I can be more active in the family so I can have a room of my own in the big house as I can see some people are already landlords...lol...

You are always welcome. There is another thing you need to do for us to easily process ur accomodation in this "Big house". Could you please let us meet you by telling the house your sex, alma mata name, your discipline and any other info you think will be neccessary. Thanks.

Okoya: By dis tym nxt wk how discussions will be like dis;
Where re u posted to?
I'm posted to Lagos...
Bla bla bla

Yes o Okoya...I hail you bro.

HMMM...POSTING 100% ON MY MIND!!!

naijaobi: GBAM

YES NA

mykejones: Amen!
Thanks.

You are welcome bro.

TO LOSKEE AND MYKEJONES, I WANT TO THANK GOD ON YOUR BEHALF FOR KEEPING YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES!

I PRAY THAT THERE SHALL BE NO LOSS FOR YOU AND ANY MEMBER OF YOU FAMIlIES IJN!

ALSO TO EVERYBODY IN THIS HOUSE AND OUR FAMILIES!

GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!!

Toluth: Nice job u guys are doing here...
@all..pls I heard there are some
groups u can join during
orientation that are very beneficial
to ppa placement..pls can u tell us
some of these groups, so when we
get to camp, we will be able to
choose the right ones...

Welcome Toluth. Firstly I will like to welcome you to this Big and lovely house. As for your question, it It is not a function of the group you join to get a good PPA placement. Don't let anyone deceive you by luring you to join a particular group promising to help you. SHINE YOUR EYES!!!

naijaobi: GOOD EVENING BRO.....HOW R U DOING TODAY

Am fine bro. Thanks.

naijaobi: GOOD EVENING EVERYONE....

Good evening Naijaobi...

sigba: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANITANK

ANITANK! A WARM BIRTHDAY WISHES TO YOU!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

sigba: Same to you. Pls, where's MX?

Morning Sigba...MINNA

Good morning House. Welcome to a New day full of excitements and hope. Wishing you all a Joyous time in God's presence...enjoy your day!

@Moshoodn, it's been a while friend...hw MX?

kinnad: Time 4 some moment of truth b4 i lay down ma head. I'll gv just two
1. D most admired gal n d houz is dr.Loskee lotachi,but sorry guys ~we're committed 2 each oda~(Loskinnad)
2. D most beatiful in da hauz is nancie sigba,but it appears d guys r blind,save ujchief who's nt even faithful 2 ha(still eyez oda chiks )
well u guys shld try n go 2 church o! Lets go n show God how grateful we r

Confession time! Well, I believe there are still many to come...

Abbasufi: OGA T STONE I DEY GREET. FOR D LADIES PRESENT, SIGBA,BJ88 AND MY ANITA HW U DOIN??

Abbasufi I dey greet you too. Hw waz ur day? I remain loyal sir!

bukkylois: Finished my shopping today...to God be d glory, am all set n ready to go....my bag big die...lemme show u guys

Wow! Nice 1. Congrats!

nell07: SECONDLY...
I must commend una typing skillz. kAI!

Y'all would never imagine my confusion when i came back and found almost 10 unread pages. But did i give up, no. I just started reading gradually....

Then when i had just abuh 5pages left, i got busy wit some cooncerns n came back a few days later to see i'm behind by more than 10 pages again, but did I give up? No, but Almost.
I started reading again even stayed up late, reading as if i was studyin for another post UME.... At a point i got excited dat i was gonna catch up soon, and even started skipping posts.lol (no blame me jooor!!)

but guess wat i saw when i came to d last page? "THREAD CLOSED"!!!!!!!!!
Choi! That was when i looked around and saw dat d house was empty and even swept clean... D only things left were NAIJAOBI's green boxers and LOSKEE's old toothbrush .
Mehn!!! If u've ever travelled from d east to lagos and on ur way u came out after going to pee or eat at a stop.. And found out dat d bus left without u.. Then u'll understand haw i felt dat nyt.

But did i give up?... Not yet. Afterall i be man abi?
So i collected d new address and entered 'ABIA LINE' sharply begin come.
Already i was feeling all let down and abandoned. And swearing to myself never to stay more than 3pages behind... Till i came to d new house and wat was d first thing i saw pg 60!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At dis point, u'd be silly to ask if I gave up....lolx. Of course i did!!! But i didnt stop thr. As i come peep from d window, e come be like say dem dey hold crusade for inside... Na im i just arrange pillow for ground, faint.

Some guests woke me up wit enuf buckets of H20. But i just turnrd bak n went away. How i wan take read 60smthn pages!!!!!!?? Where i wan start??!!!

Buh i'm here now....
To give honor to whom it is due.
And dat goes to everyone who made d old house a success.,, members n guests alike.
Y'all are amazing ppl.
A family away from home.... Truth be told.
Even if i dont get my choice state, i'll be satisfied to have met such a gweat pipo as y'all
i can see d new thread is almost hitting a 100pg barrier. So we should start scouting for d new location on time, so dat no one else will be taken unawares like i was..lol

i hail d new members...
Xpecially dat anuz dude..
Y'all re most welcome.

I must also mention dat i've only read d first few pges of d new thrd. So i may havta lie low till i've come abreast with current events and past activities...

@zeros, shy n all executives.
I commot my papaz cap o.

@Tete n NAncie..
Y'all re d best

Welcome back bro. I see you.

sammygold: swit frnds sup? I hop u guys r having a great wkend? just wana say i appreciate u all. Cheers!!

Same here bro.

sigba: *sheddingtears* I love you too.

That is so so touching!*please don't cry*

[quote author=9-zeros]ah ah, dis is gettin serious. lol. btw, nice flashback n optimism. we made it![/quote]Boss 9-zeros! How far na?*winks* yea...wonderful flashback. You are the HERO here!

Babycutey: yea.i hv

That's cool.

Babycutey: i stay in osha bt did my IT in fan milk ibadan.

Wow! That's cool. That means you must have relatives here...

naijaobi: WOW..WOW...WOW...WOW....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW..WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW...THATS ALL I CAN SAY FOR NOW.

Thanks Bro...

naijaobi: NA SO BRO..HOWDY

Cool bro...U?

Babycutey: T stone,do u stay in ibadan?

Yea. U?

Babycutey: hmmm...nice 1 dear.luv u 2

Thanks my Baby.

naijaobi: OYA EVERYBODY MAKE WE CHOP ABEG...NA ME COOK DIS NITE... MY BABE,TSTONE,9-ZEROS,SHYGAL,OKOYA,MOSHDOON,SIGBA,BUKKY,ANITANK,UJCHIEF,ETC ETC ETC....

Hmmmm...this is nice! Na wen you turn to a chef?

Cabme: wot a nice postin, broda u 2 much.

Tnx man.

"i heard rumours about FG plans to scrap batch B(july). does anyone hv any info on this?" April 9,2012 by 9-ZEROS!

How time flies! This was the question that brought thus far to where we are now. NO CONDITION IS PERMANENT! From the fear of what the futures holds for us when we were anxiously expecting what would be our fate for NYSC 2012 BATCH B. Then came a thoughtful man and asked the aboved expository questions. Comments start coming in with some of the highest rank of persimism! Thanks God some level of optimistic later filed in.
Later, the issue of traditions set in with comments based on past NYSC timetable and some felt it was running late. Myself as a person was really very discouraged and nothing seems to interest me again! My attitude change cos I felt it would not be possible again. An NYSC official(Toye4eva) came in with FULL hope for the whole house about the plans going on for BATCH B! Hope really arose then but still we were still very curious to know if that was really correct. He promised to give out the timetable for Batch B. Doubting Thomas really emerged and there were mixed reactions as wether to accept it or NOT!
Since we had no better options, we accepted it with faith which later became the very TRUTH!
Then we began to worry again as per if our names would be submitted to NYSC by our respectives ALMA MATA. That was solved and after came the release of the PROSPECTIVE BATCH B CORPS MEMBERS to really know who is who. That would be the only condition to move from being ASPIRANTS to PROSPECTIVE!
A lots of drama and saga as some of us went down or send people to check for us. TENSION!
Well, it later became a past.
Looking back now, am looking at myself with a week to know where am gonna spend the next one year of my life or the rest as the case maybe in the long-run as I believe for some of us. To some of our friends for Batch C who has courageously stayed with us I want to say...YOU WILL ALL GET THERE SOONEST BY GOD'S GRACE!
Am in a very thoughtful mood now trying to remember how God has been so faithful to me and this house altogether. Have made friends here and which I would love to keep if christ tarries. Please, my people. Let us keep the faith unshakeable as we step into the next phase of our life. Am happy you made it through. I mean YOU. ALL THE BEST TO YOU GUYS. I LOVE YOU.

stevo531: [size=15pt]Signature: am very short,damn ugly and extremely fat with a disproportionate head and squinty eyes,am a fighter,rough,troublesome and what you cant imagine.hehehehe[/size] JESUS

Hehehe...I kept wondering too. That's for FLAIRLADY! Am ok with that my Lady! Just will still like to meet you more*smiles*

@princess Shygal, my regards.

Jaykizz: TY na only dis thread u lyk? Der ar much mor fun on oda threads. Try dm out!

Yea friend...like you are right. I do post on other threads just that this HOUSE seems to unique and special. Is like you know me berra...can I meet you?

Okoya: Our thread has forced Seun to create a new section called NYSC.... new development indeed!

Are u serious? Mehn! I knew from the beginning that is an award winning thread. I guess seun will need to recruit guys from here...like Boss 9-zeros!!!*winks*

Okoya: Josh lusted after Linda. When she finally agreed to go
out with him, he took her out
to dinner and then afterwards,
drove her five miles out into
the country, parked, and said
passionately, "I want you
right here, right now. Do it...
or you can walk home!"
Without saying a word, Linda
got out of the car and walked
home. A month later, after much apologising, Linda agreed to go
out with Josh again. This time
he drove ten miles out in the
country, parked, and begged,
"Please. I must make love to you
right now. Do it... or walk
home!" Again, Linda walked
home. Two months later, after
even
more apologising and gifts of
flowers and jewellery, she accepted another invitation.
This time, just to make sure,
Josh drove fifty miles out of town
and gave
her the same
ultimatum. Without a word, Linda undressed and gave him
the greatest sex of his young
life. As they were driving
home, Josh asked, "Why did you
walk home
the first two dates, when you so obviously
enjoy sex?" Linda answered, "Well,
it's like
this: I'll walk five miles or
even ten miles to save a friend
from AIDS, but fifty..... ?

#food4thot

*ROTFL* nice one Okoya.