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Sabby1:
Whatever, Merry Christmas

Same to you

Sabby1:
Perfect answer

A fitting answer

malvisguy212:
why not used your village accents to post rather than to used the said colonizer to post ?

You obviously lack common sense. Ciao

Solsix:
Mind u don't classify Jesus with other gods, he has no rival

Because your colonizers said so?

JESUS AND OTHER GODS BORN ON DECEMBER 25 Coincidence or a Case of Divine Peer Pressure?

First, I need to say that I love Christmas and that I want the festival to stay. I have lived long enough to see rivers of wine overflow their banks every December 25. As a fish that breathes only in liquor, Christmas means a lot to me. Christmas is also a holocaust for chickens and turkeys, and I am a carnivore. I am a carnivorous liquor-phibian, and Christmas day, is my favourite day of the year.

However, what I do not understand is why many gods were born today. I mean, December 25 is Christmas because Christians say that Christ was born today. But today could as well be Horus-mas, after the Egyptian Horus, or Krishna-mas, after the Indian Krishna, or Amadioha-mas, after the Igbo Amadioha, or Any-god-mas, since many religions claim today as their god’s birthday. I bet you didn’t know about these claims, maybe because Jesus became the kid with the coolest toys and so, has many friends and followers attending his birthday party after party.

In this post, you will find a list of gods celebrating their birthdays today. This list only carries the most popular gods that rocked today before Christ came and crashed their parties. However, I think the birth claims of the gods in this list are only products of religious egos and man’s generosity with lies.


Buddha

Buddha is an Indian God that once had a lot of souls in his soul-bank account. His worshippers claim Buddha’s birth falls on December 25, 563 BC. They claim Buddha was born of a virgin called Maya long before Isaiah became a prophet to foresee that Jesus too will be born of another virgin called Mary. They claim their god was immaculately conceived and that the world shall be saved through him.

Krishna

In the same India, Krishna's soul-bank account swelled with souls long before Adam rose from dust to eat an apple and put the world in trouble. He was famed to be the incarnate of the god Vishnu and born of a virgin called Devaki. Krishna enjoys the luxury of different dates of birth every year which depends on the spiritual mood of his followers. One of Krishna’s dates of birth is December 25.

Horus

The followers of the Egyptian solar deity, Horus, claim he suckled at the breasts of a virgin centuries before Jesus did. One major controversy surrounding his birth is that his virgin mother has a confusing gender, but we know nothing is impossible with god. Horus worshippers also celebrate the birth of their god today.

Mithras

Mithras is yet another interesting god that followers claim was born on December 25. This god, unlike Jesus and his other peers, was not born of a virgin or any human for that matter. His worshippers claim he simply emanated from a rock. Science calls the breaking down of rocks weathering. Mithras happens to be one giant debris of rock that fell out on December 25.

Amadioha

Amadioha is the Igbo god of thunder. He was demonized and dumped by his worshippers when they learned of Jesus and other seemingly truer gods. The Igbos believe that gods predate man. No one knows Amadioha's birthday but it won’t be a coincidence if he too was born today.


Jesus

Jesus, also known as Christ, is so far the world’s favourite god in terms of followership. He is also the youngest god amongst his peers in terms of birth. Jesus is believed to be immaculately conceived and born of a virgin called Mary. He is also believed to be the incarnate of the Godhead. Christians believe Jesus Christ was born on December 25, which is why they call today Christ-mas after the title of their god.


Many less popular religions and worshippers have also claimed today as the date of birth for their gods. Man likes to make sense of everything. I think the reason is because man’s ego feels comfortable, more powerful, and in charge when he thinks he understands. Man is so arrogant that when he can’t make sense of something, he gives it one. It is ridiculous that man woke up one morning and decided to decide the date of God’s birth.

Humans are drunk in individual egos, and that is why they do not agree on one thing, even on God. In the arrogance of their egos, they have put their gods in a supremacy tournament where the gods must compete for a trivial trophy of who was born today.

God only makes sense as a mystery. Whether the deity in question is the Almighty, or a minion of the Almighty, the primary attribute of godhood is a fog of inexplicability. I think most attempts by men to explain God are motivated by their individual egos and therefore, self-serving.

This service of ego is the reason the will of man has become the will of God. The subtle meaning here, is that ego is the stock man sells, and God has become a fancy wrapper he could redesign to attract buyers at any time and age.


Source: https://listwand.com/jesus-and-other-gods-born-on-december-25/

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Chidorx60:
My God so many educated Idolator's,neither of them are gods,just bunch of wood works,Jesus is the way.

Because the white men said so?

Good morning

Good morning

Good morning

The matter should be investigated

Good morning...

Good morning...

So oyibo police too dey thief

Edu3Again:
STFU, we all know that Fulani Muslims are mastered the art of lying.

You are never remorseful over the killings

Fulanis are Spwan of Satan,

You Fulanis are too violent to reason with & too murderous to live with.

You are a fool if you think I'd stoop to your level

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Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7om2CX_Q6ko
CFA franc to be replaced by the ‘eco’ but will stay pegged to euro

I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees through the facade

Electricals:
You're a fool Stupid wanabe

He who calls another a fool is usually the fool

Firebomber:
Can you give us the population of Christian in Bornu and North east as large and compare it to their population in 2012.

Bornu and North east Are both in Nigeria.

Nigeria is a country in Africa. Nigeria is not Africa.

My problem with the article is the title...

freethinker01:
Talking of fair, how many people?
Most of us hide under the guise of religion to perpetrate most despicable and heinous crimes... What I experience on a daily basis has made me to totally give up. It's just too much

True.. But you shouldn't give up.. Just learn from your experiences and adapt

freethinker01:
If we're fair in out dealings with each other, this country would have been a better place but we all preach love and have nothing to show for it.
It's quite pathetic!

True... But there are still some of us who are always fair in our dealings with other people

Typical of Ndi Oyibo.. Always spewing trash about the African Continent... Very inconsiderate people

There's no war against Africa's Christians

Only one thing matters in this world...

LOVE


Love 's the only thing that matters... That's the one golden rule..

Smh..... Even oyibo that gave us the Bible are doing family planning... While stupid Africans are still holding on to the "Go into the world and multiply" verse in the Bible..

As it is now We are already drowning in population, and there are not enough jobs... I wonder how this continent go be like come 2050.

Africans and stupidity... Never proactive, always reactive.

African Nations Not Creating Enough Jobs for Booming Youth Population

The funny thing about this question is... Assuming say na Arabs colonized us your question would have been about Islam...

People think our ancestors were smart but I think they were foolish for throwing away the only thing they've ever known to embrace a new one brought by men who came to plunder their land..now na just confused people full our continent

Africa

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