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Romance / Re: 27-year-old Nigerian Wed 83- Year-old Woman In Lagos (PHOTO) by Tswana: 6:44pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
Nooo man you got it wrong those are south africans, u can tell by the man's church badge (ZCC), it was the granfather's funeral, in their culture the granfather was not married to the grandmother, so she has to stand up for him, nothing else |
Family / Re: A Wedding Speech by Tswana: 9:10pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
Yeap |
Family / A Wedding Speech by Tswana: 8:39pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
At a wedding in PH : MC: "We will ask the aunt of the bride to say few words." Aunt: "Greetings to all. Am standing here filled with joy! Chioma is my brother's child. She has a child with a boy from lagos, and had another child while in university this time we don't know who the boy is , and once again had broke our hearts when she miscarried a witch doctor's child. In all am saying am happy you married this scandalous girl from us. If she gives u problems don't bring her back kill her nd spare us a shame. Ohh before I forget don't eat her food, her mother is a witch she killed my brother, thank you mr Mc |
Romance / Re: When A Wowor Man Loves A Very Wowor Woman by Tswana: 5:16pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
Thank you oo |
Romance / Re: When A Wowor Man Loves A Very Wowor Woman by Tswana: 4:34pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
Ah ah ah am South African my nyash can never be flat, am blessed |
Romance / Re: When A Wowor Man Loves A Very Wowor Woman by Tswana: 4:17pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
Hahahaha ohh I have cramps ohh *tears keep rolling from my eyes* ohh boy I told u your nasty looking |
Romance / Re: When A Wowor Man Loves A Very Wowor Woman by Tswana: 4:04pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
Am not talking about your a$$, an a$$ is an a$$, am talking about your oregan looking face |
Romance / Re: When A Wowor Man Loves A Very Wowor Woman by Tswana: 3:31pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
Its a shame, that u still classify ppl as ugly, when last did u check the mirror |
Jokes Etc / The Robot by Tswana: 9:09pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
A woman was having sex with her lover in her apartment,20 storey high suddenly she heard her husband arrive,she told her lover 2 stay like a statue and don't move. Husband: who is this. Wife:this is a robot I bought 2 have sex with when u r travelling. Husband:OK let's have sex now. Wife: no sweatheart I got my period,so will make u cup of coffee. After she left the husband said "Damn it" I'm so fucken Hot,will Bleep this robot,he tried fucking. The Lover:talking in a metallic robot way system error!! wrong hole!! system error!! wrong hole!! Husband: Damn!! Robot is not working properly,m throwing it out of the window. The lover realised that he was 20th floor so he said "Software updated" Please try again, 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Said Education Isn't Compulsory "make Una See These South Africans O" by Tswana: 2:37pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
Your a fool |
Family / Re: Why Should Abjectly Poor People Have Children? by Tswana: 6:58pm On Aug 08, 2011 |
I wouldn't be surprise if most of the negative blockers are from the same situation |
Culture / Re: Zulus, Ashantis, Ibos N Yorubas, Who Are The Greatests? by Tswana: 9:13pm On Aug 07, 2011 |
The zulus areknown for being warriors and brave nothing have changed so far,even their way of thinking |
Family / Re: Why Should Abjectly Poor People Have Children? by Tswana: 8:47pm On Aug 07, 2011 |
I don't understand your where you got your info from or is one of the syllabus you got from your europe education,life is not as bad as you might think things have change and should your syllabus |
Family / Re: Do You Like Your Full Name Why Do Nigerians Have So Many Wierd Names by Tswana: 8:07pm On Aug 07, 2011 |
It doesn't only occur in nigeria, also in SA you find most our names have meaning or the event that took place when you were born |
Romance / Re: She Took Poison Cos Of Me by Tswana: 5:48pm On Jul 26, 2011 |
Nope this aint Gollywood this is pure fiction,kids and their stories how old did you say you are |
Romance / Re: She Took Poison Cos Of Me by Tswana: 12:59pm On Jul 26, 2011 |
Never mind them sweety I will help you write part 2 of your movie hahaha |
Romance / Re: South African Chicks In The Club : They Are Sizzling Hot by Tswana: 1:13pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Reason been the world knows about our high rate of hiv is because we are not in denial we go for testing and professional medical advice not to baba to give you grass that's growing behind his house |
Romance / Re: South African Chicks In The Club : They Are Sizzling Hot by Tswana: 2:11pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
Just because he mentioned south african you had to came up with aids |
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