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PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 9:26pm On Dec 08, 2015
bayinq25:
I had to post gibberish to attain better communication with a miscreant like you!...yipee...post another gibberish,i'll be here to correct you coz I love animals!
Now the improvished scum talks back at himself in third person.

Unbelievable!

Scientists really need to verify if the fermented kunu in your cranial cavity has evaporated.

What a lost soul.
PoliticsRe: Dasuki Linked To Bombing Of Aziza And Suntai by tswitch: 9:25pm On Dec 08, 2015
chrisblack:
no one critically looked into the death of azazi.There were report of Yakubu Gowon being on that helicopter only for him to be asked to come down because a befitting one was available for him after he was already seated and waiting for take off.immediately azazi boarded what we heard was that yakowa only came rushing in to board.this was an helicopter that just finished its periodic flight maintenance. The govt needs to check and properly find out the truth.if it was human error we need to know if it was mechanical ,we need to know and if it was sabotage we need to know
Like I am one to give audience to unconfirmed unverifiable reports.
We should as enlightened educated Nigerians know better than dwelling in rumours and heresays.
Have a good evening.
PoliticsRe: Dasuki Linked To Bombing Of Aziza And Suntai by tswitch: 7:13pm On Dec 08, 2015
A sensational story with no source?

Yeah we know where it is coming from: rottened anals of Lia the minister of misinformation meant to be used to deceive gullible zombie like Nigerians.

Why have there not been any official announcement of all the numerous "crimes" of Dasuki we read per second on NL?

We only read of them on NL posted by hungry street urchins like the OP who deserves to face a hungry mob of NE extraction.
TravelRe: Top Ten Things You Must Have As A Tourist-Traveller by tswitch: 10:16pm On Dec 07, 2015
Jot pad/app on language translation,taxi and lodging charges and rates for easy navigation and planning.
TravelRe: 10 Largest Monoliths In The World by tswitch: 10:11pm On Dec 07, 2015
Thanks for the information OP.
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 9:28pm On Dec 07, 2015
bayinq25:
you're unemployed!!!!emotions with a guy?dude you should be castrated you're gay!!!may God punish your dad for abusing you sexually!!!chai the trauma is endless but hey! this is one hell of a platform
Yeah same nonsensical gibberish as before,showing the world what depraved gutter mind is.
You must be pained!
You mean one had ever told you the truth?
Now douche bag,just go off yourself okay.
Your type have no place in civilisation.
Do!t.
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 9:24pm On Dec 07, 2015
bayinq25:
so you're now doctor Doolittle that talks to dogs...hmmm interesting that a sane man thinks this way...our educational system is dead...R.I.P to logic!but then,i'm working ..you're probably at a vendor's stand looking for vacancy while typing with your father's asset(the Nokia phone with you)...get a life dude,you need one!!you're a disgrace to your lineage!!
So now you give us all a vivid description of your pathetic existence.
What a pity!
But like I earlier said why waste pity on a thrash,just do yourself in and do the world a favour would you.
S¡mpleton!
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 9:22pm On Dec 07, 2015
bayinq25:
I guess you're one of these jobless Biafra youths!!back to your creeks asap...
Youth?
Mor○nic imbec¡les never really learn or discern do they?
Slowpoke!
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 9:20pm On Dec 07, 2015
bayinq25:
can't wait to see how another senseless quote from you pops up!!waakeko!!
Did you really post this?
Hilarious!
Talk of irony!
The sen¡le nit whose previous posts are unintelligible gibberish?
Hahahaha
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 1:21pm On Dec 07, 2015
bayinq25:
What a response from someone who doesn't reAd gibberish,I had to be mentally deranged to attain proper understanding of your pathetic condition,where you think my,people are the cause of your misfortunes...it must be so hard on you..knowing that you compose words flawlessly but mhen reality is one hell of a bit*h,YOU'RE POOR!VERY VERY POOR!
Aha!
The irritant pest at it again.
Come to get more truths?
If I wasn't so irritated by your pathetic life I would pity you....but then again why waste such an emotion on a wretched being like you.

Tsk! Tsk!
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 1:19pm On Dec 07, 2015
bayinq25:
shoes?that's if you have one,your father is travelling today,remember in the creeks where you come from,one shoe,one family!you must have gone through a lot typing shids but hey you're jobless,mr achiever....your mama is actually in my ranch,my best horses are at work!they're checking out where you came from,yipee!
Here goes the rabid dog spitting vile from his foaming mouth.

Someone should really do humanity a favour and put you down lest you consume much needed oxygen than you already have.

Tinkering skull!
PoliticsRe: World Diplomatic Circles To Honour Jonathan In Geneva by tswitch: 1:16pm On Dec 07, 2015
Boss!
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Begs Buhari For Soft Landing At Appeal Court (photos) by tswitch: 1:14pm On Dec 07, 2015
Source of news being APC anals right?

OP get a life!
PoliticsRe: Photos: Midnight Voting In Bayelsa (#bayelsadecides). by tswitch:
bashydemy:
Did you know why they blame GEJ for that robbery? NO but you just open your gutter called mouth and spew trash.. What happen is that on the day of that robbery, GEJ was in Lagos and every Police and security men was divert to give him security and that was why the robbery was so smooth and successful killing lots of people.
You mean the robbery on the island right?

What of the one in Ikorodu where the perpetrators navigated waterways too?

What of the one in festac where banks were seiged with about twice the amount of people that died on the island?

What of the incessant almost effortless robbery attacks on tax paying Lagos citizens daily in the past 6 months?

The wages of sin (lying,twisting the truth and being blind to the truth) is still death.

Repent today!
PoliticsRe: Southeast APC Urges Ndigbo To Support Buhari To Build Progressive Nation by tswitch: 8:14am On Dec 07, 2015
The question that begs to be answered is - Can Buhari build a progressive nation?
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Does Not Have A Photoshoped Foreign-bank Account As SR Claimed by tswitch: 8:11am On Dec 07, 2015
hinwazaka:
The election results they posted today were fake. They no longer have the sources we gave them. SR is history
Is that so?
Will check their site to verify.
Oh one more thing have you considered INEC might have manipulated the election results (obvious reasons being the secrecy all their activities have been shrouded in since Saturday)
Will still verify the SR info though.
Thank you.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Does Not Have A Photoshoped Foreign-bank Account As SR Claimed by tswitch: 12:49am On Dec 07, 2015
Sahara Reporters have been consistent with information.
Dino is known for peddling rumours,lies and half truths.
We believe SR!
Dino,go and *** (quoting Oshiomole)
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 12:43am On Dec 07, 2015
bayinq25:
Your mama must be a bad cook!waiting for your mentions or have you lost your dico?
What is this hollow brained nit yapping on about?

Is your mind so deteriorated you cannot fathom you are in a losing verbal joist with your obvious better?

Keep on showing gross ineptitude on line,keeping Ido¡ts like you in their rightful places (beneath my shoe of course) make my time in nairaland interesting.
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 12:37am On Dec 07, 2015
bayinq25:
It must be so hard growing up like a uncle that touched you but hey,you don't have to let us know how bad your life has been,I guess i'm bad at saying how worse things have suddenly become...you know where d shoe pinches you but I can still put you and your family on,my wage bill...your father could shoot you for turning down my offer coz he'lld give your mum to get this opportunity!as for your sisters they've got a lil tasking job here and that isssssss!!!....sucking my balls as for you,hell is just a step away...R.I.P....the world will miss one stupid Hollywood obsessed punk!
No inkling of sanity in the rantings of this diseased being.

It must really be torture existing as a subhuman.

Anyway do the world a favour and help reduce carbon footprint.....

PS: Hope even in your demented state you realise I don't bother reading your poorly written gibberish. The response to a mentally deranged mind as yours is what you have been getting.

I am still a mention away you simp!
PoliticsRe: See What Lai Mohammed Was Spotted Doing With Soldiers In Bama,Borno State(photos by tswitch: 9:31pm On Dec 06, 2015
emamos:
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Truth hurts right.

Boomerang!

3 years 5 months of more truthful "adjectival characterization" (if such a term exists). #pun intended
PoliticsRe: See What Lai Mohammed Was Spotted Doing With Soldiers In Bama,Borno State(photos by tswitch: 8:58pm On Dec 06, 2015
Alhaji Lie Lie Mohammed, dishonorable minister for misinformation.
PoliticsRe: At The Climate Change Conference In Paris With @richardbranson And Others by tswitch: 8:56pm On Dec 06, 2015
Keep soaring boss!
PoliticsRe: Fayose Deceiving Workers To Defraud Ekiti – APC by tswitch: 8:53pm On Dec 06, 2015
Don't come crying foul to the media, go and say this in the streets of Ekiti if you dare.
Liar already knows he will be lynched by the people who are devoted to their governor.

Lying liars!
PoliticsRe: 00000000000 by tswitch: 8:49pm On Dec 06, 2015
Buhari did not lie to "us".
Buhari lied and successfully deceived "gullible persons".
See the difference?
Anyway your eyes don clear.
Cheers!
PoliticsRe: Dickson Rejects Conduct Of Election In Southern Ijaw by tswitch: 8:32pm On Dec 06, 2015
Abagworo:
Rochas Okorocha is a case study of winning election even with all the federal might, rigging machinery and intimidation against him. If you do what the masses want your victory will come against all odds but if you engage in elitist policies then the masses won't stake their lives for you. Fayemi for example did well but was not masses oriented in governance.
The same Rochas of Imo state or another Rochas from planet Pluto?
You obviously have never crossed the Niger, your post reeks of ignorance.
PoliticsRe: Dickson Rejects Conduct Of Election In Southern Ijaw by tswitch: 8:30pm On Dec 06, 2015
darznets:
So why is he complaining ??
Political tactics at play. Watch and learn.
PoliticsRe: Governor Dickson And His Thugs In Southern-ijaw To Disrupt The Rescheduled Poll. by tswitch: 8:20pm On Dec 06, 2015
That your lying desk should be sawed up and the carcass used to fuel roasted corn.

I am pretty convinced this fable of yours was sourced from the anals of Lia Mohammed, the dishonorable minister of misinformation.

Cuckoo!
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 8:12pm On Dec 06, 2015
bayinq25:
100 naira movies did this to you?I believe you should use your tenses to apply for a good job...I'll gladly employ you and your frustrated father,at least you'll have more 100naira movies to buy .You remind me of those primary school kids who go through dictionaries just to create an impression of being. d best English student...come on gaygo f*ck your dad
Hey d○nce,with all humility I could feed your entire family for a year on a lot less than a month's earning(with due respect to the pitiful beings that brought you into existence of course) but then again why bother?
Your gross stup¡dity is making me want to throw up my dinner.
Oh if you still need more home truths .......I am just a mention away.
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 8:06pm On Dec 06, 2015
bayinq25:
Dude,are you trying to impress a guy with words...you're gay,14years awaits you,I cover my ass hole with the blood of Jesus
What is this dirty p◇rverted son of a wild hog implying?
Your soul is decayed and little wonder your life is in shambles.
Better embrace the light of the Lord Jesus you mentioned so you can have total restoration.
What a waste of space!
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 7:34pm On Dec 06, 2015
bayinq25:
Stay away from drugs deluded one!
Drugs you say?
Your bleak existence must have beclouded what little reasoning faculty you possess.
Now crawl back into the dark cave from hence you came!
Cuckoo!
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 7:32pm On Dec 06, 2015
bayinq25:
I'm sure you heard that in one of these high school movies..people like you won't leave the shores of this country coz you're living one hell of a fake life.Dude go get a job and stop wasting your youthful life with 100 naira movies...see what bad governance leads to ?you're as useless as a wasted cum!
Any sane, right thinking individual can see how dissimilar our tenses and general communication are.
Little analysis can further determine distinct difference in lifestyle,education,age,exposure and all the good things of life I have and you would never get to smell if you continue in your delusions and destructive path.
Now my dear young dem◆nted fellow, run along now and review your existence lest you before the waste of skin you potray yourself to be.
Dingbat!

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