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PoliticsRe: Sylva Hijacked Bayelsa Gov Primary With Thugs – Oshiomhole by tswitch: 12:36pm On Sep 24, 2015
Excerpt:
"Oshiomhole said many people were apprehended with
FAKE or CLONED Permanent Voter Card, which they
wanted to use to replace the actual delegates"


Conclusion:
APC obviously has a PVC cloning centre as stated by the DSS and they obviously have used these cards in previous elections.

Where are those deluded retards shouting change?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Dumps Dickson For Alaibe by tswitch: 11:40pm On Sep 21, 2015
The OP and the retarded author of this ridiculous tale deserves to face bayelsain mob action.

You think southerners are as dumb as the lily livered cowards ruled by the drug mule afflicted by acute halitosis?
Think again or borrow sense!

Oponu aye!
PoliticsRe: Bukina Faso Coup: Buhari To Host ECOWAS Extraordinary Summit Tomorrow by tswitch: 6:17pm On Sep 21, 2015
Joker!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Condemns Burkina Faso Coup D’etat by tswitch: 10:18am On Sep 19, 2015
Thats rich coming from an unapologetic coupist!
Hypocrisy at it's peak!
PoliticsRe: Buhari To B’haram: Release Chibok Girls, Get Amnesty by tswitch: 3:48pm On Sep 17, 2015
We are being proved right!

BH was meant to disrupt GEJ's government now they want to put a leash on their puppets.

Keep on deceiving your retard followers.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Agreed To Swap Chibok Girls With Arrested Bomb Expert — Buhari by tswitch: 11:27am On Sep 17, 2015
Hey duara dullard, we already see through this charade of yours.

Keep trying new ploys in a bid to give your boys amnesty for a job well done,we enlightened folks are here to cut through the cowdung.
PoliticsRe: Four Edo APC Lawmakers Defect To PDP by tswitch: 7:09pm On Sep 16, 2015
The blind can now see. Glory!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Claim Boko Haram Terrorists Are Surrendering In Droves by tswitch: 2:32pm On Sep 14, 2015
A not too smart ploy to grant the blood sucking killers amnesty.

Can someone help tell the certificateless normad that we can see through the charade.

Keep on deceiving yourselves, surrender ko surrender ni!
PoliticsRe: ‘Wike Has Squandered Over N120bn In 100 Days’- Rivers APC by tswitch: 9:13pm On Sep 07, 2015
Little wonder the government of the day is focused on cheap propaganda and body odour, terming all Wike's laudable achievements in 100 days as "squandered" shows the APC oligarchs have their brains in their anuses.
BusinessRe: Ease Of Doing Business: World Bank Ranks Nigeria 170th by tswitch: 2:34pm On Sep 07, 2015
All Jonathan's legacies!
Built on strong economic policies and effectively enforced.

Can the dulllard learn from this and realise Nigeria can only improve if the framework of governance is not built on propaganda and neausating body odour.
InvestmentRe: Investors Lose N1.6trn In First 100 Days Of Buhari Tenure by tswitch: 2:13pm On Sep 07, 2015
Thats what the slowpokes who voted the Daura President brought upon other well meaning Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: Poor Refineries: FG Issues Supplementary Import Permit For Petrol by tswitch: 3:36pm On Sep 05, 2015
tinsel:
Please point of correction. Under Jonathan the refieneries did not work for a single day.
Your ignorance on the issue at hand is apparent.

Which refineries did not work?

Can you identify an ADU even if it bites you in the nose?
PoliticsRe: "A New Sherrif Is In Town" By Femi Adesina- Special Adviser To Buhari On Media by tswitch: 2:28pm On Sep 05, 2015
Femi Adesina trying very hard to merit his pay in this era of body language and propangada.

History will definitely remember you unflatteringly at best!
PoliticsRe: WAIT! Before You Discard The "Office Of The First Lady" by tswitch: 8:43pm On Aug 27, 2015
blackpanda:
Your bitterness will only cause u more harm than good!
Your stupidity is not being able to comprehend the post.

Run along now, go troll elsewhere.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Integrity Increases Power Supply, Says APC: Punch by tswitch: 8:40pm On Aug 27, 2015
989900:
Sit down!
Go french kiss an Eyptian asp.
Arrow!
PoliticsRe: APC Sets Up Committee To Monitor Buhari’s Compliance With Manifesto by tswitch: 12:47pm On Aug 26, 2015
Fat rats trying to bell the blind hungry cat?
Continue!
PoliticsRe: WAIT! Before You Discard The "Office Of The First Lady" by tswitch: 12:42pm On Aug 26, 2015
GMB said no office of the first lady/president's wife/iyawo ile/ yarinya etc in his regime because it was unconstitutional(campaign promise) you all voted for that......that is exactly what we want to see- NO OFFICE IN ASO ROCK SAVE FOR THE PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT's!

Anything other than this is a rape on the intelligence of the slowpokes who voted the senile certificateless normad in the first place.
PoliticsRe: What’s The Point Of A First Lady? --------vanguard by tswitch: 12:36pm On Aug 26, 2015
With such shady hypocritical journalism little wonder no Nigerian journalist has won a pulitzer prize.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Sokoto Residents On The Streets With Brooms, Shovels Over N1m Prize by tswitch: 8:27pm On Aug 23, 2015
Zi:
Sweep and get money? Ok o.

Isn't it better to use this 1m + 750k + 500k ie 2.25m to empower and equip the state Environmental Sanitation Board, and if they don't have one, set one up.

I don't understand the government and this weekly / monthly sanitation. See, in a civil society, everyone has a job, I mean, a part we play in the nation building. I can't be an Engineer or a teacher and also be a Sanitationist! I have a job, I pay my tax. Its also someone's job to sweep and keep streets clean. Then I contribute my own part by teaching the kids at school. This is how it should be.

Cleaning should be part of government's job, so is teaching and driving mass transits (bus), and selling tickets and supervisory roles and all others. None is more important than the other. None supercedes the other. It will provide long term employement and ripple economic effect. They should be civil servants and get their pay too. We don't have to close down economic activities periodically just to clean.

Well, I'm writing because someone reading here today will be at the helm of affairs of our nation tomorrow. Pls when you get there, get it right!

Ka Chineke mezie okwu ya.
Well articulated!

If only the government of the day will have a vision and outline it's agenda.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Will Not Issue Oil Wells Or Live Flamboyantly – Presidency by tswitch: 8:24pm On Aug 23, 2015
As the young of today will say......story for the Gods.

Who believes such crap save for Nigerians who only source of information is propaganda from the pot of Lia Mohammed.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo: In 2 Months Under Buhari, We Are Witnessing Nigeria Of Our Dream by tswitch: 8:18pm On Aug 23, 2015
This is a shame coming from a former head of state and president of the most populous country in Africa.
Obasanjo is either deluded and going senile in his old age or playing his tortoise games with the future of Nigerians.

This man needs to be put down like the rabid dog he is!
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Integrity Increases Power Supply, Says APC: Punch by tswitch: 12:11am On Aug 23, 2015
989900:
[s]

Meh.

#empty
Quote back when your vacuum of a brain come up with a better retort, last one was lame as always.

Nitwit!
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Integrity Increases Power Supply, Says APC: Punch by tswitch: 4:13pm On Aug 22, 2015
989900:
Meh.

See my take on "empty barrels".

Then work on your spellings and punctuations "Mr. Literate" cheesy

#!mbec!le#lowselfesteem#inferioritycomplex
Work on grammar?
Like seriously,that is the best you can do?
What a mud head!
That is rich coming from a dunce with a whole lotta gibberish with funny looking grammatical deficiencies in the form of abbreviations.

Take your poor pathetic self off my mentions.
I dont go out of my way to have any semblance of conversation with simpletons.

PS: I understand your intellectual reasoning is low, try get my text transalated in your "English Language for Dummies Manual" for your comprehension.

Till then, go back to your dark existence and GET OFF my mentions!
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Integrity Increases Power Supply, Says APC: Punch by tswitch: 11:35pm On Aug 21, 2015
chudionu58:
Abegi, which city be that?? as EEDC have being doing that since mid last year!
Thank you!

I still marvel at the myopic hypocritical shortsightedness of Nigerians.

Discos in Lagos have been doing that for years and all of a sudeen it is now an achievement of the present administration who hasn't bought or commissioned an " I pass my neighbour power generator".
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Integrity Increases Power Supply, Says APC: Punch by tswitch: 11:32pm On Aug 21, 2015
989900:
Did I expect anything more intelligent from you? No.

Am I disappointed? No . . . maybe a little disappointed in the waste of funds on your miseducation -- that could have been put to better use.
See this low life nonentity trying to play up to his betters!

Buzz off my mentions you illiterate ding bat, no one has the time to school a morinic nitwit like you.

Enjoy the rest of your pitiful existence since it is too much to hope you have a life.

Ciao!
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Integrity Increases Power Supply, Says APC: Punch by tswitch: 10:57pm On Aug 21, 2015
989900:
All you've done so far is, attack my person aka typical Nigerian. Can you now do us a favour: attack the subject matter intelligently?

P.S. I don't owe you my CV -- empty drums make the loudest noise. BTW, use of proper punctuations would do us all a whole world of good in understanding your comments.
You successfully removed all elements of doubt as to what you are.

Now crawl back into the cave of nothingness from hence you came!
PoliticsRe: Much Ado About Amaechi And Fake Stories Of Corruption, Bank Accounts by tswitch: 10:55pm On Aug 21, 2015
Boomerang!
PoliticsRe: APC Gives Breakdown Of Jonathan’s N11trillion Loot by tswitch: 10:48pm On Aug 21, 2015
The author needs a lesson in using his/her common sense.
The word loot is in subject, come to the body of the nonsensical write up we are seeing names of FG parastatal like DPR, NNPC, NLNG etc.
I thought we would be seeing names of Ministers and Jonathan's family members.

Infact the author needs a manual brain reset!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Julius Berger Recruitment Aw Tru Is Dis? by tswitch: 9:01pm On Aug 21, 2015
This recruitment is fraudulent and even the OP should be investigated for advertising such nonsense.

JB has laid off over 40% of it's staff ( and unfortunately more to go) due to global economic downturn.

Besides why would a foremost construction company use a gmail account?
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Integrity Increases Power Supply, Says APC: Punch by tswitch: 5:13pm On Aug 21, 2015
989900:
Look up these words again: 'integrity', 'accountability', 'discipline' 'reputation'.

Then, go one further, look up 'permissiveness', 'indiscipline', 'cluelessness', and 'greed'.

You are smart enough to draw an inference on how any of those words can affect administration/leadership in a positive, or negative way.

Adios.
Your response shows basal ineptitude.
Your post mirrors your myopic and low level understanding of the present day Nigeria and governance.
You obviously are not a leader and have never successfully managed a team of respectable professionals talkless of celebrated world class intellectuals as seen in the Jonathan administration.
It is a herculean effort educating an intellectually handicapped individual like you.
Go read up on worldwide result oriented strategies and implementation programmes and come back to chat up on your newly acquired knowledge (that is assuming your morbid myopia allows you learn anything).

Till that moment in the fullness of time.........farewell.
PoliticsRe: The Deplorable State Of Lawanson Itire Road by tswitch: 10:02am On Aug 21, 2015
Where are the hippos hyping a Lagos they know nothing about?

Fashola really had the media in his pockets - this is truly the true face of Lagos!

I only pity those that ply these roads without an SUV or the likes.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Integrity Increases Power Supply, Says APC: Punch by tswitch: 9:52am On Aug 21, 2015
I am sorry I have to ask this question "do the people who believe this gibberish Lia spoke have any working thinking faculties?"

Does "integrity" build power plants or run turbines?
Has "integrity" maintained our petroleum refineries and brought it to as built production state?
Did integrity increase the federal food reserve?
Did the slow selfacclaimed "Mr integrity" tell us the true state of the federation account? Where has he been spending from?
When did integrity bring back the missing girls?
Where does integrity not declare personal assets (and liabilities if I may add)?
When did integrity show the world his certificate (after assuming office since the lie then was GEJ held on to it)?
A million and one questions for the low reasoning puppeteers and their brain dead myopic puppets to answer.......
I guess the word integrity must have been muddled up somewhere in that lying psychopath Lia's brain.

PS: Only quote if you have proof or substantiated evidence in the contrary, no time for dingbats this morning.

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